Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, in order to weaken the influence of the previous dynasty on the people, the word "loyalty" was often not advocated, but the word "filial piety" was used as a cover. It is necessary to be loyal to the current king without nostalgia for the previous dynasty.The so-called deceitful person is nothing more than the truth.In order to prevent being caught in the river, the literati and bureaucrats in the Wei and Jin Dynasties advocated metaphysics one after another. Potential.

"Use the law of the former king to rule the people of this world." The words in "Han Feizi" have always been sharp, as the real source of the four words "seek truth from facts". Although Han Fei himself is a stutter, his writing is far better than his master Xun Qing.Ten words vividly portray the stupid appearance of Song people waiting for a rabbit.Although it plays the same role as the "Siku Quanshu" in the preservation of classical books, once it is used to govern the country, it is not like Taoist classicism, nor does it think of Keynesianism, and it is not good to really use Confucianism to enrich the country and strengthen the army.Speaking of the direct lineage of Confucius, apart from Kong Rong, there is another "famous" figure that has to be mentioned, that is Kong Xiangxi, the target of the Shanghai Tiger Fighting Action, whose behavior is known as Wikipedia.

The old cat put down the "Han Feizi" in his hand, feeling an urge to turn it into a hidden weapon.The disheveled guy at the lecture hall, who would definitely be kicked out by the hotel security now, was showing his teeth and claws. It seemed that he was not affected by the incident in the water area at all.After being ridiculed by the crowd, Mi Heng, who was delusional to become a blockbuster, not only did not die, but tried to find his lost self-esteem in the students of Yingchuan Academy.Kong Rong used his authority to invite Mi Heng, who came to study abroad, to give a lecture. In Yingchuan Academy, only great Confucians can preach. This is a means to increase Mi Heng's social status, but it is too much.How could the jumping beam clown, who was messed up in the water area, please in front of this group of children from aristocratic families with high eyesight.Perhaps Kong Rong wanted to use Mi Heng's mouth to clean up some of the thorns in his eyes. You must know that when he wanted to use academic problems to make things difficult and impose corporal punishment on weekdays, many attempts ended in failure.

Just like all teachers who have no level, Mi Heng's speech is full of self-boasting. This is the first time the old cat has seen Mi Heng's original appearance. It is impressive, as if always wanting to be superior to others. , distorted lips, and burnt-yellow complexion give people a gloomy impression. If you let Tangmao say it, you are a mentally ill person who does not pay attention to personal hygiene, takes Brother Sharp as his idol, and takes a romantic appearance as a suave.At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Yingchuan Academy was the closest to the Jixia Academy in the Warring States Period. Countless talents emerged here. The most important thing is that politics should not affect the policy of education. The original Jixia Academy was the prototype of Taixue, which had been corrupted by the emperor's brainwashing techniques, maintaining the true freedom of thought and the exploration of the academic future.Although he is a bit of a father-in-law like later generations, if it is purely Li Gang's son who wants to come to be a lecturer, compared to all kinds of crooked ways in later generations that even the oath to establish a university has become a pale joke, in this era Definitely will be blown away.

The most important group of counselors in the Three Kingdoms are basically related to Yingchuan Academy. Mi Heng, who is only 26 years old and has achieved nothing, wants to take advantage of Kong Rong's appreciation to ascend to the sky. It took ten years of publicity for the Fengchu marketing plan to succeed with the most down-and-out leader.In addition to self-promotion, this self-proclaimed "plain genius" began to attack Qishui District again, saying that talking about harming the country is not in line with the principles of benevolence, justice, loyalty and forgiveness. Anyway, "In order to show my talent, I don't just win the argument based on actual performance, but also highlight my greatness by belittling others. In fact, he is not as talented as I imagined." (Quoted from a book by Yoshiki Tanaka, probably Chuanglong Zhuan)" is his best portrayal.

This is Mi Heng's second provocation. The argument refers to some remarks that call the Internet speech a mob. At this moment, the students below began to whisper.There is no other reason, Mi Heng was excited on the top, spit flying, raised the map cannon, and a burst of fire covered it, from Boss Cao's men to the Yingchuan area and even the entire four prefectures of Hebei.

Among other things, this Yingchuan Academy alone is the family property of the Xun family, and they went to other people's lair to speak nonsense, I really don't know how to write a dead word.

What's more, one of the targets he attacked was Shang Shu Ling Xun Yu, who was the idol of the people in Xudu and even the Cao Cao-controlled area.He was No.1 when Cao Cao encountered rebellion in his early years, and he did not bring a single soldier to the meeting. (The second is Lu Su, and Guan Yu has nothing to do with going to the meeting alone). Please imagine for yourself howling Zhan Zhao in Kaifeng Mansion is a useless little boy with a [-]% probability of being covered in a sack and beaten violently.Even Li Ying, who Kong Rong had to shy away from being involved in the car, was a disciple of Grandpa Xun Yu, not to mention that the gentry in the capital area have always been in the same spirit, and they have nothing to do with Mi Heng's behavior. Doubts arouse public outrage.

"How can someone be so disgusting?" Tangmao was very upset when he thought of his former Chinese teacher, who was obviously very talented and claimed to be a literary youth. The operation dispatched him to the marginal department, and Tangmao felt that it was necessary to let this ignorant guy in front of him also try his best.

At the same time, she also analyzed Mi Heng's words and deeds from the perspective of an amateur psychologist. This person had his hands on his hips and his body was slightly tilted back. What he did was more like the appearance of a pregnant woman with a sore back and needing support.In fact, this is a defensive action, an expression of insecurity.At the same time, his other hand reached out to hold the back of his neck from time to time, which actually showed his intention to try to calm down.This Mi Heng is not as confident as he showed, now he is just bluffing, it seems that what happened yesterday has put a lot of pressure on him.

After listening to Tangmao's professional advice, the old cat strengthened his determination to keep him from turning over this time, so he stretched out the fan handle and poked Cao Pi who had been listening to them with his ears open from the beginning, "Hey , How about it, Cao Zihuan, do you want to cooperate? You recognized him yesterday, right?" Although there was no blatant stripping of the vest, this did not prevent the old cat from achieving his goals. Try to reconcile as much as possible, otherwise if you are missed like Yang Jun who met yesterday, even if Sima Yi knelt down and begged for mercy, he would not be able to save the life of the friend who knew you, and according to records, Yang Jun just said Just a few good words from Cao Zhi.

Cao Pi didn't feel the embarrassment of being caught eavesdropping at all, which is a bit like his father. For this legendary noble son, Ni Heng's arrogance had nothing to do with him, but he finally Cao Cao shouldn't have been greeted by the way when Kong Rong recommended him.Although he had only a short time in contact with his father, it would never be your turn to make irresponsible remarks, an unknown person like you.

Cao Pi just leaned his body back without looking back, and said directly, "What do you want to do?" The previous two battles ended in failure, and after Tangmao healed his fractured bones, his hostility was gone. It was so strong before, and now the two sides are in a state where well water does not violate river water.Cao Pi knew that "Liu Yong" and "Li Bai" still had a bit of real talent and learning. If they took the initiative this time, they must have a good chance of winning. Happy to do it?

"It's very simple, just show your own strengths. Didn't he say 'astronomy and geography, know everything; three religions and nine streams, know everything', then let him see how ignorant he is, in front of everyone Noodles." The old cat said slowly.

"It's interesting. I'll do the poems, and I'll leave the arithmetic to you." Cao Pi found it very interesting, and readily agreed to Lao Mao's proposal.

"I entrust you with poetry and prose, but how about handing over the conversation to Wang Zhongxuan?" The old cat twirled the fan in his hand like a ballpoint pen, doing tricks constantly.

"That's not a big problem, but what are you doing?"

"Hmph, of course, astronomy and geography, medical divination and astrology."

For a modern middle school student, the sign of a mature personality begins with distrust of teachers, especially things like blind worship and trust in teachers, which generally disappear in junior high school. The teacher said, then you should wonder if you are not weaned psychologically.Especially for a few obedient cats, it is a must-have skill to pretend to be stupid in front of the teacher who asks for a small report.

However, in this era when Confucianism occupies a monopoly advantage, those teachers who do not have the ability to be appreciated, rely on "one day as a teacher, life as a father." Whether the achievement has anything to do with them or not, as long as they get started one day, it becomes a bargaining chip for them to make money for themselves, a capital to brag about themselves, which is actually not uncommon in later generations.What's more, some children from aristocratic families can make a living by training them to show the virtue of respecting their teachers and respecting the way.A typical example is "Qin Huali", who is obviously the first disciple of Mozi. When Mo Di rushed to fight Gongshu Pan, he was ordered to defend the city. It is ridiculous that he was also included in the list of Confucian disciples. It seems that he is included in the list of sages, if that is the case, can he still follow Mo Di and inherit this theory that has the most conflict with Confucianism and the strange skills that are most despised by Confucianism?

The old cat's proposal is extremely tempting to Cao Pi, a potential second-year middle school boy who has been suppressed by respecting teachers for a long time and dare not resist.Kong Rong has long been proven by history that he has a false name. The incompetent teacher of BS is a common problem of all outstanding students.

Seeing that Cao Pi was persuaded, the old cat turned its attention to Sima Yi who was sitting next to him, pointed his fan in the direction of Mi Heng, and blinked, "Cooperate to beat him?"

"my pleasure."

After Mi Heng's speech came to an end, the old cat raised its paw to indicate that it had something to say.When Mi Heng saw that Kong Rong had specifically mentioned and underlined the trouble, he couldn't help cheering up and wanted to help his confidant, "It's Liu Qiqing, I've read your Luoshen Fu, and it's not bad, although it's better than yours." For me, there are still a lot of places that need to continue to work hard, and it is considered a miracle to be able to achieve this at the level of ordinary people. Why, what I said just now is too difficult, do you understand?"

Tangmao heard from the side the old cat creaking the fan in his hand. It seemed that the old cat was on the verge of flipping the table. Although this "Luo Shen Fu" was not written by the old cat, it was a must for some Chinese textbooks. Memorizing texts, the historical status and literary value far exceed that of "The Parrot Fu", which has never been heard before. Can you compare with Cao Zhi, who is so talented at your level?

The old cat stood up and talked eloquently, "I have heard for a long time that you are Zhengping astronomy and geography, you know everything, you know everything, and you have outstanding eloquence. When I saw you today, you are really extraordinary. It is really better to be famous than to meet." I just heard Under the whole world, could it be that Wang Tu has always had some doubts in his mind, and given this opportunity, I would like to ask your brother for advice."

Mi Heng didn't understand the old cat's language trap, but was a little complacent by the superficial praise, thinking that this kid is not as bad as Wen Ju (Kong Rong) said, he is extremely hypocritical and self-effacing, "Although Heng You are not talented, but you have some experience with these things, you can just ask, Qi Qing."

"As we all know, our territory in China is vast. What is the size of the king's land under the whole world? There are rivers and two rivers (the Yangtze River and the Yellow River), so I don't know which one is shorter and which is longer? He was deceived by the businessman, turned back halfway, and dared to ask where the Great Qin is..." Then it was replaced with an astronomical topic, for example, there are leap years in this calendar, how many days are there on average in a year, and other basic geography exam questions. Until Mi Heng wanted to hit the wall.

This kicked off the prelude to the group fight. Tangmao stood up and asked, Wang Mang used to encourage the development of medicine, and provided the corpses of criminals to contribute to Chinese anatomy. He asked how many bones there are in a person's body. result.For the experimental statement of photosynthesis, ask why the plant grows.Cao Pi and Mi Heng played short-term propositional composition (now there is a tendency to ORZ in seven steps), while Wang Can beat Mi Heng to the ground after a few bad games in Go, which he is best at. As for Sima Yi, Let's exchange Confucian classics and righteousness first, and then share the art of war by the way.In the end, Yuan Xi smiled charmingly, let's directly compare the PK with real people.

This caused a herd effect. Seeing that the two biggest forces in the academy teamed up to give Mi Heng a good look, the students who watched the battle in the water district yesterday also became interested, scrambling to think about their daily life. He asked the most tricky and weird questions, and showed off his level by the way. Kong Rong's usual loyalty and patriotism boasted that he occupied the title of a teacher. People have had enough of his brainwashing and have to bear it, but Mi Heng, sorry, what kind of onion are you?For these aristocratic children, loyalty to the emperor is far less important than loyalty to the family.Praise a few loyal ministers and filial sons, and demand to educate the world with virtue, so that people can shed their blood for you?Excuse me, do you have a Mary Sue halo or a protagonist cheat?

In the end, Mi Heng foamed at the mouth and was carried out that day. It was as if someone had played a round in a game. Taking advantage of the high spirits, a group of students made a mighty delivery by Bibolang, the largest in the town. The restaurant was reserved, and everyone had a drink. It was declared that with Lao Mao's participation, the two biggest forces in the academy had temporarily reconciled.

The author has something to say: If you don’t have the strength to reconcile with Cao Pi, it’s better to proceed ahead of time.I found that Cao Pi is not an incompetent person.