Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Sima Yi seemed to have a good relationship with many people in Yingchuan Academy, but when Yang Junzi from the same county came to visit, he chose to introduce this person to the two cats.Speaking of Yang Jun, this person is not very famous in history, but he is one of the few people who made the evaluation of "this is very human" when Sima Yi was sixteen or seventeen years old.

At this time, the water area of ​​the Green Wave Corridor has become a good place for literary youths to express their feelings directly. Because they can wear vests, sometimes Confucianism considers deviant speeches can be played out under vests, except for some extreme remarks that will be cleared by Qingshui. In addition to river crabs, you can see the speeches of Mohism, Legalism, Taoism, famous scholars, military strategists and even Yin-Yang School strategists appearing one after another.The students of this era are not sour scholars who were brainwashed into NC by Zhu Xi's remarks in later generations. In this era when there are three versions of the Book of Songs, these scholars who shake their heads and talk about saints on weekdays are not as good as they appear. .

In this regard, a certain cat who was the instigator was very happy.

As for Yang Jun, it is worth noting that he has an identity. He is the apprentice of the famous scholar Bian Rang who was killed by Cao Cao, the one who directly caused Chen Gong's rebellion.

After seeing the crowds here, Yang Jun turned his head and said to Sima Yi, "I heard that the water area of ​​the Green Wave Corridor is very lively in Hanoi. When I saw it today, it really is extraordinary."

It just so happens that this day is the time when the two cats should be bubbling, and it’s time to update the new post, and it’s also an interesting activity to brush the water area on the holidays. Yes, I even saw Xun Shuang, who was wearing a knife and pen official vest, appearing and haunting, it was a big fight, and the old cat had the urge to help his forehead.

"Zhongda, are you there too?" Seeing Sima Yi who was visiting on behalf of others, the old cat who had posted today's post greeted, and by the way, lit up the vests of Liu Yong and Li Bai.

Suddenly, the old cat’s eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a dangerous expression. It turned out that a certain person was wearing a new vest wearing "Yan Hui is not dead". war?"

Originally, the old cat should be happy to meet such a challenge, but it was the only one who came up with this challenge, but it just made the old cat directly feel disgusted physically.There is no other reason. The post claiming to be "Yan Hui is not dead" is filled with a condescending sense of superiority. However, this sense of superiority has no strength to back it up.In terms of the level of compilation of the essence of the water district in recent months, there is nothing to recommend except that the literary talent is still average. Needless to say, under the influence of Xun Shuang, the old cat has become more critical.It is estimated that the ideological report written by any young pioneer will be more in line with current affairs than his one.

Tangmao was a little irritable, "That guy is so beautiful, he actually put supplements in the post, meow, I want to block his ID, I want to check his IP." It takes a while to develop a good atmosphere in the forum, But only a few people are needed for corruption.What makes Sugar Cat even more unbearable is that belittling others and exalting oneself should be so lowered.This Martian creature that came from nowhere made Tangmao want to slap him away. Immediately, he found a maintenance staff, reported violation of the rules, stamped a big blood red seal, and directly blocked the guy's ID.

The old cat folded his fan, "Ah, irritable, this cat seems to have blown his vest. It doesn't matter whether it's human flesh or a real person PK, whatever you want." The old cat murmured, just from this tone, With this ID, she has already basically guessed who the jumping clown is.

"Astronomy and geography, know everything; three religions and nine streams, know everything; you can make the emperor Yao and Shun, and you can match virtue with Kong Yan." Such self-promotion, whether it is the ancients or two cats, will blow their hair.

Unexpectedly, after Tangmao let people block their ID, that guy would actually swipe the white silk stretched ten feet wide, and on it was a slip of "Lord, dare to fight." Looking at the unique way of swiping the screen in this era, Tangmao felt that As the owner of Alexander, how could she block her IP?Forget it, close the door and let the old cat go.

The old cat shook his head and smiled lightly. He was not in a hurry. He waited for someone to fire the first shot, then went up and took off his vest, and waited for the crowd to beat him.

At this time, a vest named "Second Young Master" first attacked.Compared with the vulgar words of "Yan Hui is not dead", this "second son" looks gorgeous and sharp, but he also has the unique vigor and simplicity of a big man. Except for a few points that show that the author's life experience is still shallow, Gao more than one level.

"Xianyi didn't come today, and the second son is not you or me, so who is it?" Sima Yi, who was watching the excitement, also joined the ranks of stripping the vest. Speaking of which, there are quite a lot of second-ranked people in Yingchuan Academy .

"Besides us, there are Wang Zhongxuan and Cao Zihuan. However, with Wang Can's temperament, he probably won't join in the fun. Cao Zihuan is likely to be the one. It's rare for a hero to see the same thing. He still has something to offer. "Because of the bad taste of a certain middle school author, there are five people in Yingchuan Academy who can be called the second son, Yuan Xianyi, Sima Zhongda, Wang Zhongxuan, Cao Zihuan, and Ao Zhongqing.

"Cao Zihuan, does he know who that person is?" Sima Yi only felt that the person wearing such a vest gave him a familiar feeling. To the extent that he hated it, he wished to pull out his intestines and wrap them around his neck three times.

With a sound of swiping, the old cat opened its fan and smiled ironically, "Zhongda, you haven't heard that the Confucius in our courtyard can praise each other with Pingyuan Miheng, 'Yan Hui is not dead'" Zhongni is resurrected 'ah."

At this time, even the trusted Yang Jun showed disapproval. The degree of hatred caused by this nickname is no different from the title of the reincarnation of the Prime Minister posted today.Even if Kong Rong is the direct descendant of Confucius, such self-promotion is a bit too much. "Mi Heng, who is that?"

Tangmao couldn't help laughing. Sure enough, for this kind of jumping clown, ignoring him is the big killer. Thinking about how much he was scolded for learning skills with him to gain favorability, he directly used the modifier in a rage.

"In short, he is a literary youth with no background, no family background, and at best only a small reputation in other places. He is whimsical and demands that all the crown jewels of Jinghua should take off their hats and greet him with a smile. When disappointed, he complained and uttered nonsense. , all the dung and dirt, and treat others as something that is full of wine and rice. (Quoted from Bo Yang's edition of Zizhi Tongjian)" Lao Mao wentssip seriously, "According to the gossip, Kong Rong also made a special statement to Cao Sikong in arrogance. Recommend this strange person, it is said that Yang Biao’s son Yang Xiu also has a good relationship with him, if there is no accident, you can also find a self-recommendation letter from him.”

"You are talking about Pingyuan You Zhengping?" This expression is more dangerous like the unfathomable King Sima Xuan in history or in the game, rather than Sima Zhongda who often comes to their house for dinner.

"That's the only one named you in Pingyuan, right? Who would bother to memorize the name of this substance. (The one in front of you will) Oh, sorry."

Seeing Sima Yi running to the posting area to join in the fun, Yang Jun was surprised at how excited Sima Yi, who has always belonged to the Danding faction, was so excited, and asked with a surprised face, "How did he offend Zhong Da?" Can let him directly open the unparalleled mode, especially from Yang Jun's understanding, Sima Zhongda has never been a competitive person, especially his personality tends to be forbearing.

"If there are no accidents, someone asked Mi Heng to visit Chen Qun and Zhong Da's brother (Sima Lang) before, but he replied that he doesn't want to deal with those who butcher pigs and sell wine." The old cat looked at the rare universe. Sima Yi, who exploded, explained as if nothing had happened.

"Can I call him a scum?" Brother Sima would visit occasionally. Just by looking at their quality, he knew that they were good children with strict family education. What's more, Sima Lang became famous at a young age. .Why didn't he say that He Jin is a butcher?Sugar Cat scoffed at this kind of stuff that belittles others and elevates itself.

"It's no wonder, I have known Zhongda for many years, and I have never seen him so indignant. Although I don't say it on weekdays, he and Sima Boda are brothers after all." Yang Jun was filled with emotion.

When Tangmao heard the word "Brother", Tangmao's eyes lit up suddenly, and it was hard to see that Sima Yi was actually arrogant, "Brothers and friends..." The fluffy wolf tail behind him vigorously Shake, brother loves God horse the most love.

"Ahem..." The old cat reminded Tangmao to pay attention to the occasion.

Sugar Cat straightened his expression, "According to Freud's theory, all males have an Oedipus plot. Subconsciously, they think that their father is his potential rival in love, but when their juvenile personality is forming, they need to have an Oedipus plot." The role of a father as a role model, guardian and pursuit of goals, Sima Fang as the father is not around, and Sima Lang's older brother is like a father, so he naturally replaces this role."

Just as Tangmao was explaining Sima Yi's various knots to Lao Mao, some spectators over there were already exclaiming, "Yixiu, it's Yixiu who made a move!"

"Pfft——" Tang Mao was distracted, and when he heard the word "Yixiu", he was so frightened that he threw himself to the ground. Do you want to time travel like this, and suddenly turned his head to look at the old cat.

At this time, some good people have read the article of "Yixiu". Played to the extreme.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs this time!" The old cat was dumbfounded, and explained to the sugar cat, "Didn't I pick off the vest with you last time, that Yixiu is Sima Yi's waistcoat."

Seeing that Sima Yi's vest stole the limelight, Cao Pi refused to show weakness. After all, the title of "Three Caos" did not come out of thin air. Brilliantly written.In addition, there are many local celebrities in Yingchuan who went to battle directly under their real names.On weekdays, students of Yingchuan, officials of Xudu often sit here and discuss, enjoy a taste of fragrant tea, while being comfortable, occasionally impassioned, but there is always a third of affection in everything.This kind of left-handed ginseng and right-handed rooster thing is absolutely worthless behavior. This overly arrogant "Yanhui Immortal" is obviously a newcomer. Even if you don't read the rules, it's like relying on foul language to get out of the position.The peak of China's aesthetics was in the Han and Tang Dynasties. Although the war was raging, it would not let those ugly people make more troubles like the later generations. Whether it is Sister Furong or Sister Feng, or all kinds of alien creatures that sell men and women as selling points, they will all be punished. Denounced as crooked, not so much for aesthetics but rather for novelty, the vision of later generations will definitely be cast aside today. It is really a very beautiful world.

Unsurprisingly, Mi Heng, who put on the "Yan Hui is not dead" and made a show of fighting, was besieged by the locals, old and young.Yan Hui is said to be the most pure of all the disciples of Confucius. According to the consensus reached in the Gyeonggi area, only Xun Yu, the Lingjun of the Xun family, is worthy of this title. This is mentioned in Sima Yi's biography.But now you, a nameless little person, want to put gold on your face, and you don't even look at how much you have.Moreover, Tangmao used Banzhu's right to directly seal his ID. If you want to speak, you can just bring your own pen and paper.

Poor Mi Heng was first silenced. Originally, he spent all his wealth and bought two feet of silk, just to become famous in the most famous water area in Xudu. At that time, no one in the world would dare to underestimate his talent. .He thinks very highly of himself on weekdays, saying that Xun Yu can make mourners and inquire about illnesses, Xun You can make watch over graves, Cheng Yu can make doors closed, Guo Jia can make Bai Ci recite Fu, Zhang Liao can make drums and gold, Xu Chu You can make cattle herd and horses, Yue Jin can make you read edicts, Li Dian can make you send letters, Lu Qian can make knives and swords, full of favors can make drinking and eating bad, and you can make negative plates to build walls. Huang can slaughter pigs and dogs; Xiahou Dun is called "the perfect general", and Cao Zixiao is called "the prefect who wants money".The rest are clothes hangers, rice bags, wine barrels, and meat bag ears!It's like offending all the civil servants and military generals in Xudu. You Heng thought that if he could defeat "Flying Flowing Down Three Thousand Feet" here, it would be a piece of cake for him, and he would be able to start from "Crazy life" was upgraded to "celebrity", and those guys who looked down on him all wanted to apologize to him for their previous ignorance, but he didn't expect that his wishful thinking had completely come to nothing.

Seeing that the heat had come, the old cat flicked his fan, and said to Shi Ju who was following, "Zhixuan, you..." Finally, "Understood?"

Not long after, there was another commotion, and I saw the person in charge of writing the main building come out, "Refreshed, refreshed." Under the influence of the edition rules, the water area has also derived a lot of modern vocabulary, which makes people very friendly.The so-called refreshing is to brush the slate with water and write new content on it.Everyone is busy watching the fun at the moment."Flying down three thousand feet" also participated in the discussion before, and was also very active in the replies. Today, when faced with a challenge, they remained uncharacteristically silent. Some good people speculated whether they had a guilty conscience or something, but they didn't expect to kill them with one blow. .

There were only two more lines of words on the side of the main post. After seeing it, everyone laughed, and didn't pay attention to Mi Heng, who was facing him. "It's so ridiculous to shake a big tree." Han Yu Han Changli's literary talent is needless to say, the Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasties are much better than you, a mountain villager who came out of nowhere.The mayfly, the mayfly, is the most insignificant and humble, vividly describing the sad, ridiculous and insignificant appearance of Mi Heng.

"I just saw it here, and I should probably go back."

The author has something to say: I am afraid of the review of JJ. Anyway, the free electrons like D are the stepmother's raising for JJ. I don't know when it will appear.

Mi Heng avoided misfortune in Jingchu, and in the early years of Jian'an, he traveled to Xudu to study. Therefore, it seems that he only lived to 198, but the small time error can be ignored.

Due to the limited knowledge, the content of their debate is just a cloud for the time being, and I will add it when I have inspiration one day.

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