Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion
Chapter 6 The Perfect Ending
As expected of Cao Zijian, perfect.
Seeing the chin drop shown by almost everyone in front of her, the old cat shook her folding fan to cover her sneer, the arrogant and arrogant eyes, just flashed by, and then in her eyes, conveyed " Are you satisfied now?" message.In a blink of an eye, she was that sunny and humble young man again.
"Brother Li and Brother Liu are really talented, and Wang is willing to bow down." After the silence, before Cao Pi could speak, Wang Can directly expressed his admiration, without any scruples that the two teenagers in front of him were much younger than him In this fact, on this point, he is as tolerant as Cai Yong.
"Where is it, Brother Wang is too much for the prize." Tangmao kept a peaceful smile on his face, and he was very polite, so that no one would notice the slightest bit of guilt.She has already started to think about asking Lao Mao to get a few essays for emergency when she goes back at night. Anyway, with her BT index, thirty or fifty essays should not be a problem.
"Hmph, barely qualified." Now Cao Pi began to react, but he was completely frightened by the two cats before, very much.The first one bluntly spoke about the disadvantages of the times, while the latter one was like a dream, like a basin of cold water, completely extinguishing the contempt in his heart.
"Ah~ Sure enough, I still really hate Fu." Out of nowhere, the old cat came up with a sentence, "It's too troublesome to be stuck in parallel puppetry, always demanding harmonious rhythm, and love to pay attention to gorgeous words. I don't want to bring up such a flashy thing in a short time." With slightly narrowed eyes and a lazy expression, his aura is rare and sharp.
If this sentence was said before "Luo Shen Fu", it would be nothing more than the frivolous words of a yellow-mouthed child in the eyes of everyone, but now, let Xiao Xie (Xie Lingyun) evaluate the article of Cao Zijian, who is highly talented, to add to the old cat. Take a big chip.Afterwards, he gave an excuse not to write Fu in a fair manner, which relieved Tangmao's worries.Such an article could have been called a swan song. It seems a very suitable reason for a generation of masters to wash their hands in this golden basin.
"How?" The old cat asked the sugar cat beside him with his eyes.
"It's okay." Sugar Cat raised his eyebrows in approval.
However, the harmonious sibling love of the two cats makes the air pressure in the corner of the academy even lower.
Therefore, after successfully using the combination to defeat Cao Pi's spirit, the two cats were able to settle in Yingchuan Academy with peace of mind. Because they also got the approval of Wang Can, who was appreciated by Cai Yong, the number of people who have the courage to continue to embarrass them Basically equal to zero.
Therefore, the first battle, the obstacles were cleared, and it was successfully completed.
It is always correct to capture the thief first and capture the king first.
"Kong Rong, courtesy name Wenju, the twentieth grandson of Confucius, a hypocrite pretending to be a pear...Wang Can, courtesy name Zhongxuan, is good at photographic memory, and he pioneered the perverted experience of copying chess records in the soul of chess...Ruan Yu, Zi Yuanyu, Ruan Ji's father..."
Tangmao wrenched his fingers, "Jian'an's seven sons are only short of Chen Lin and Liu Jia. Are we witnessing history?"
In the leisurely afternoon, the class ends at about two o'clock, without the trouble of going home and homework, and without the tension of the eight-hour work system.The "neighbors" who often came to eat and eat were sent away on the grounds that they were too hard today, and the two cats sorted out today's gains and losses in the pavilion in the yard.
October in the north, where there will be snowflakes in this winter, still chooses to have their "secret talks" in the pavilion instead of nestling in the quilt. The reason is naturally not that the old cat has any special preference for the pavilion, nor that the sugar cat wants to try. Let's see if they, who have many modern cold antibodies, will be knocked down by the ancient cold virus.
Rather, it is the least bug-proof place, the most suitable place for "secret talks" in this day and age.
The field of vision is wide, so you don’t have to worry about anyone approaching the surroundings. The so-called “walls have ears” and get rid of the heavy mandarin of the Yellow River, and switch back to the most familiar language. Their conversations are brisk and jumping, mixed with the unique language between cats. Listening to the tone of the conversation, you will never think of the content of their conversation, even Guo San and Guo Si, who are responsible for a small part of their mission to monitor them.
Even though there is no big difference in appearance and dress from people of this era, Tangmao feels that his psychological adjustment is still lacking.Accustomed to having five main classes a day plus one freeing session, the biological clock who takes an exam from time to time is subconsciously jet-lagged in a world where classes are less than four or five hours a day.
She still can't quite understand this too leisurely world.
However, she must not be impatient.
Sugar cats have always been very clear that their strength is pitifully small in this troubled world.Without the care of her master, she might not even be able to survive the first few months.Without Guo Jia's help, they wouldn't even have a formal identity.
According to the old cat, there are records in history that the few that may be related to the gods are attached to the rich and powerful, and they will not even have the opportunity to post a famous post if they are white people like them.In this troubled world, looking for a fairy who lives in seclusion in the mountains?Putting the issue of travel expenses aside, there must be more bandits haunting the mountains than gods these days.
It is an academy, and the five classics and six arts are always indispensable in daily courses. If you want to integrate into this world, you must understand the value structure here. How long Tangmao has studied Chinese medicine here is how long he has studied the Four Books and Five Classics at the same time.Although the level is not as good as those sour Confucians who get into the eyes of books, it is still no problem to deal with it in this era when Huang Lao's theory is still alive.Bar?Thinking of this, Tangmao couldn't help CJ's 45-degree gaze at the sky.
The subject is Spring and Autumn, the lecturer is Kong Rong, and the seat is in the first row. Tang Mao, who has resumed the rhythm of daily life, is distracted in a fair manner.Psychologically, people who are used to sitting in the first row will subconsciously label him as a hardworking person.But from another perspective, this is the teacher's psychological blind spot.He thinks that this is under his nose and completely under his control, so whatever he does will be ignored.
For example - the current old cat.
Tangmao glanced sideways at the deskmate who seemed to be sitting upright at the moment. At first glance, she was indeed listening carefully, but from her perspective, she happened to be able to see the other person under the "Spring and Autumn" A roll of bamboo slips.Skillful movements, calm expression, ahem, definitely belong to the tried and tested kind.
Looking up, the person on the podium was still eloquent and in a state of excitement. Fortunately, he was far enough away that he didn't have to worry about his saliva splashing on his book.Otherwise, Tangmao has no doubts at all, and will definitely go berserk.
The twentieth grandson of Confucius, who is full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, according to the records narrated by Lao Mao yesterday, when Yuan Xi's elder brother Yuan Tan captured Qingzhou, he did not hesitate to abandon his wife and son and defected to Cao Cao.It's really "a real man, a real gentleman"!Yue Buqun's appearance skills are better than his.
"Li Taibai, break this sentence."
After hesitating for a second, Tangmao finally realized that he was calling himself. He lowered his eyelids, suppressed the contempt and disdain in his eyes, and Tangmao, wearing Li Bai's vest, stood up, looking like a respectful and obedient student.
"Since it is restrained, the public asked why. The answer was: 'When a husband fights, he also has courage. One vigorous effort, then weakens, and three times exhausts. He exhausts my surplus, so restrains it. A great country is unpredictable, and I am afraid that there will be defeat. I Look at the chaos, look at the flag, so chase it.'" Seeing this, you should understand the reason why the sugar cat dares to be upright and distracted. The content of the course-"Cao Gui Controversy".
In fact, for modern students, adding punctuation is not an easy task, but as an ancient prose that is required to be recited, it will always be able to punctuate sentences.When reading ancient books, it is very unbearable that there is only a period at the end of a sentence in this bamboo slip, and there are no punctuation marks at all. This point has been fully understood by Tangmao when he was supplementing the "Huangdi Neijing" pass.
"Very well, sit down."
I don’t know how to read a sentence, if I don’t understand it, whether it’s a teacher, or it’s not. ——"Teacher said" Han Yu.
Obviously, the pretentious Kong Wenju didn't have a very clear understanding of this wise saying of the younger generation.Perhaps his achievements in literature are indeed enough to be recorded in the annals of history, but in terms of teaching and educating people, compared with his ancestors, the 1/2 to the 21st power, the blood relationship is so thin that it is almost negligible, and the inherited things are pitifully small .
"Liu Qiqing, tell me about your understanding of this matter." Sitting in the first row, the only risk is that it is easier to be pointed out.The old cat, who has always been used to being distracted and dual-purpose, raised his eyelids slightly and stood up.
"Cao GUI's debate is based on the theoretical basis of 'meat eaters despise', that is, the shallow knowledge of officials and their inability to think carefully. The starting point of his foresight is whether Duke Lu Zhuang can put the interests of the people first, so he does not value Duke Zhuang Lu. He gave small favors to his servants and offered sacrifices to the gods honestly, but paid great attention to Duke Lu Zhuang judging large and small cases according to the people's feelings, thinking that this is loyalty to the people and can be used for a battle..."
"Old cat..."
"Huh?" Hearing Tang Mao's helpless voice vaguely, the old cat turned his head slightly, looked at Tang Mao who was pulling the hem of her clothes, and suddenly realized the problem.Maybe it was because she was not very sober just now, she directly spoke the Shanghai dialect she is most familiar with, and Kong Rong from the state of Lu probably didn't understand what she was saying at all.
He coughed lightly and adjusted the frequency. After saying a sentence, he realized that he was speaking Mandarin, so he switched to Mandarin here helplessly, repeating the previous conclusion.
The advantage of being from modern times is that there will be nearly 800 years of various masters studying the same article, and the accumulation is much more profound than that of this era, especially this kind of article that must be memorized. Very thorough.Just like there was a report that even the original author of modern texts couldn't do reading comprehension with his article as the version.
This attitude has actually shown that Lao Mao is very dissatisfied with this former child prodigy of the famous "Brothers and Brothers Gong" in history.She hates people who are full of benevolence and morality. This is the instinct of a cat who appreciates Guiguzi.
In all fairness, the historical value of the "Spring and Autumn Annals" is about the same as that of the "Siku Quanshu" of the Qing Dynasty, and the things recorded are less than half of the things that were destroyed along the way.However, Confucius’ excuse was that he felt that it was not in line with etiquette, so he could justly erase the content of China’s earliest written law—the Jin State’s "Zhu Xing Ding" from history. (Note: In 513 B.C., the ruling officials of the Jin State, Zhao Xun and Xun Yin cast the criminal law on the iron tripod. Confucius believed that this behavior was inconsistent with "rituals", and it was not recorded in the Spring and Autumn Period.)
Hmph, extremely boring.
If she hadn't been worried about the danger of leaving the sugar cat alone among the men, she wouldn't have come to such a boring class. Her feet were numb after kneeling down all day.
"Master, is this okay?" The innocent and polite tone sounded gloating no matter what.The upright and sunny eyes are in line with the performance of this age, covering up the flash of disdain.
Because of his own incompetence, he left Qingzhou in Yuan Tan's hands, and then vented his anger on his brother Yuan Xi. Recently, the two cats and Sima Yi got closer, so he thought they belonged to the same country as Yuan Xi, and made things difficult.Every class has to be called up at least once or twice. Such a frequency is not normal.Not blatantly, but like a fly that smells of carrion, it's annoying.
"Old cat, you seem to hate Kong Rong?" Staring at the crystal-clear substance in his hand, exuding the aroma of fruit, the soft light looked like a tortoise shell, Sima Yi was doubting its edibility, but there was no expression on his face. Unable to tell, he smiled and asked the old cat irrelevant questions.
"Ah, that's just Brother Zhongda's illusion." Sima Yi, who was young and weak, obviously didn't have a strong aura of black belly. He forgot to hide his intentions while probing. I wonder if there is any student in this year who would be like this and mention his wife. Time to name names.
Little fox, your tail is not hidden yet.After a long time of contact, you will know that there is still a certain gap between the Sima Yi in front of you and the behind-the-scenes boss who had the last laugh in history.Without exposing him, the old cat directly took a mouthful of the substance in front of him and put it in his mouth, showing a happy expression.
"It's delicious~~sugar, I love you!", helping boil seaweed yesterday was really rewarding.In this season, Yingchuan can make qualified jelly without a refrigerator.The old cat's tail flicked and flicked. The things from modern times eat a little less. Now that she can see this modern product, how can she not be excited.
"Come on," Tangmao waved his paw impatiently as if he was tired of listening to her sweet words, and then pointed to Yuan Xi and Sima Yi whose smiles froze on their lips, "Look, did you scare someone else?"
The old cat turned his head when he heard the words, and found that whether it was Sima Yi, who was smiling all day long and was not afraid of his own cramps, or Yuan Xi, who looked bright and innocent, they were all in a perfect state of volcanic ashes at the moment.Obviously, even if they can be regarded as the heroes of this era, they still can't accept Lao Mao's remarks that they are too "unrestrained".
"Old cat, could it be...you..." Sima Yi asked with difficulty, like a dying fish struggling on land.
"Is there a habit of dragon and yang?" The old cat followed the question he couldn't utter, and was not surprised to see that Sima Yi's face was completely cramped with what she said, "How is it possible?"
In all fairness, the old cat has always had the capital to play with people.
"Even if the cat is willing, she won't like candy. The danger is too high."
Sugar Cat took a sip, tried his own work, nodded in satisfaction, raised his index finger, and continued: "The possibility of being infected with HIV is much higher than that of people with normal sexual orientation. In reality For the sake of life safety, it is better to engage in Plato."
"What is that?" A string of messy nouns made Yuan Xi dizzy, but at least he understood that Tang Mao had no interest in Lao Mao for the time being.A heart suddenly fell into my stomach.
The old cat looked up at the sky, Tang seemed to be serious, and said, "Children should not know about adults."
The author has something to say: Stories are often a mirror of reality.
Don't forget to leave paw prints meow.
Seeing the chin drop shown by almost everyone in front of her, the old cat shook her folding fan to cover her sneer, the arrogant and arrogant eyes, just flashed by, and then in her eyes, conveyed " Are you satisfied now?" message.In a blink of an eye, she was that sunny and humble young man again.
"Brother Li and Brother Liu are really talented, and Wang is willing to bow down." After the silence, before Cao Pi could speak, Wang Can directly expressed his admiration, without any scruples that the two teenagers in front of him were much younger than him In this fact, on this point, he is as tolerant as Cai Yong.
"Where is it, Brother Wang is too much for the prize." Tangmao kept a peaceful smile on his face, and he was very polite, so that no one would notice the slightest bit of guilt.She has already started to think about asking Lao Mao to get a few essays for emergency when she goes back at night. Anyway, with her BT index, thirty or fifty essays should not be a problem.
"Hmph, barely qualified." Now Cao Pi began to react, but he was completely frightened by the two cats before, very much.The first one bluntly spoke about the disadvantages of the times, while the latter one was like a dream, like a basin of cold water, completely extinguishing the contempt in his heart.
"Ah~ Sure enough, I still really hate Fu." Out of nowhere, the old cat came up with a sentence, "It's too troublesome to be stuck in parallel puppetry, always demanding harmonious rhythm, and love to pay attention to gorgeous words. I don't want to bring up such a flashy thing in a short time." With slightly narrowed eyes and a lazy expression, his aura is rare and sharp.
If this sentence was said before "Luo Shen Fu", it would be nothing more than the frivolous words of a yellow-mouthed child in the eyes of everyone, but now, let Xiao Xie (Xie Lingyun) evaluate the article of Cao Zijian, who is highly talented, to add to the old cat. Take a big chip.Afterwards, he gave an excuse not to write Fu in a fair manner, which relieved Tangmao's worries.Such an article could have been called a swan song. It seems a very suitable reason for a generation of masters to wash their hands in this golden basin.
"How?" The old cat asked the sugar cat beside him with his eyes.
"It's okay." Sugar Cat raised his eyebrows in approval.
However, the harmonious sibling love of the two cats makes the air pressure in the corner of the academy even lower.
Therefore, after successfully using the combination to defeat Cao Pi's spirit, the two cats were able to settle in Yingchuan Academy with peace of mind. Because they also got the approval of Wang Can, who was appreciated by Cai Yong, the number of people who have the courage to continue to embarrass them Basically equal to zero.
Therefore, the first battle, the obstacles were cleared, and it was successfully completed.
It is always correct to capture the thief first and capture the king first.
"Kong Rong, courtesy name Wenju, the twentieth grandson of Confucius, a hypocrite pretending to be a pear...Wang Can, courtesy name Zhongxuan, is good at photographic memory, and he pioneered the perverted experience of copying chess records in the soul of chess...Ruan Yu, Zi Yuanyu, Ruan Ji's father..."
Tangmao wrenched his fingers, "Jian'an's seven sons are only short of Chen Lin and Liu Jia. Are we witnessing history?"
In the leisurely afternoon, the class ends at about two o'clock, without the trouble of going home and homework, and without the tension of the eight-hour work system.The "neighbors" who often came to eat and eat were sent away on the grounds that they were too hard today, and the two cats sorted out today's gains and losses in the pavilion in the yard.
October in the north, where there will be snowflakes in this winter, still chooses to have their "secret talks" in the pavilion instead of nestling in the quilt. The reason is naturally not that the old cat has any special preference for the pavilion, nor that the sugar cat wants to try. Let's see if they, who have many modern cold antibodies, will be knocked down by the ancient cold virus.
Rather, it is the least bug-proof place, the most suitable place for "secret talks" in this day and age.
The field of vision is wide, so you don’t have to worry about anyone approaching the surroundings. The so-called “walls have ears” and get rid of the heavy mandarin of the Yellow River, and switch back to the most familiar language. Their conversations are brisk and jumping, mixed with the unique language between cats. Listening to the tone of the conversation, you will never think of the content of their conversation, even Guo San and Guo Si, who are responsible for a small part of their mission to monitor them.
Even though there is no big difference in appearance and dress from people of this era, Tangmao feels that his psychological adjustment is still lacking.Accustomed to having five main classes a day plus one freeing session, the biological clock who takes an exam from time to time is subconsciously jet-lagged in a world where classes are less than four or five hours a day.
She still can't quite understand this too leisurely world.
However, she must not be impatient.
Sugar cats have always been very clear that their strength is pitifully small in this troubled world.Without the care of her master, she might not even be able to survive the first few months.Without Guo Jia's help, they wouldn't even have a formal identity.
According to the old cat, there are records in history that the few that may be related to the gods are attached to the rich and powerful, and they will not even have the opportunity to post a famous post if they are white people like them.In this troubled world, looking for a fairy who lives in seclusion in the mountains?Putting the issue of travel expenses aside, there must be more bandits haunting the mountains than gods these days.
It is an academy, and the five classics and six arts are always indispensable in daily courses. If you want to integrate into this world, you must understand the value structure here. How long Tangmao has studied Chinese medicine here is how long he has studied the Four Books and Five Classics at the same time.Although the level is not as good as those sour Confucians who get into the eyes of books, it is still no problem to deal with it in this era when Huang Lao's theory is still alive.Bar?Thinking of this, Tangmao couldn't help CJ's 45-degree gaze at the sky.
The subject is Spring and Autumn, the lecturer is Kong Rong, and the seat is in the first row. Tang Mao, who has resumed the rhythm of daily life, is distracted in a fair manner.Psychologically, people who are used to sitting in the first row will subconsciously label him as a hardworking person.But from another perspective, this is the teacher's psychological blind spot.He thinks that this is under his nose and completely under his control, so whatever he does will be ignored.
For example - the current old cat.
Tangmao glanced sideways at the deskmate who seemed to be sitting upright at the moment. At first glance, she was indeed listening carefully, but from her perspective, she happened to be able to see the other person under the "Spring and Autumn" A roll of bamboo slips.Skillful movements, calm expression, ahem, definitely belong to the tried and tested kind.
Looking up, the person on the podium was still eloquent and in a state of excitement. Fortunately, he was far enough away that he didn't have to worry about his saliva splashing on his book.Otherwise, Tangmao has no doubts at all, and will definitely go berserk.
The twentieth grandson of Confucius, who is full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, according to the records narrated by Lao Mao yesterday, when Yuan Xi's elder brother Yuan Tan captured Qingzhou, he did not hesitate to abandon his wife and son and defected to Cao Cao.It's really "a real man, a real gentleman"!Yue Buqun's appearance skills are better than his.
"Li Taibai, break this sentence."
After hesitating for a second, Tangmao finally realized that he was calling himself. He lowered his eyelids, suppressed the contempt and disdain in his eyes, and Tangmao, wearing Li Bai's vest, stood up, looking like a respectful and obedient student.
"Since it is restrained, the public asked why. The answer was: 'When a husband fights, he also has courage. One vigorous effort, then weakens, and three times exhausts. He exhausts my surplus, so restrains it. A great country is unpredictable, and I am afraid that there will be defeat. I Look at the chaos, look at the flag, so chase it.'" Seeing this, you should understand the reason why the sugar cat dares to be upright and distracted. The content of the course-"Cao Gui Controversy".
In fact, for modern students, adding punctuation is not an easy task, but as an ancient prose that is required to be recited, it will always be able to punctuate sentences.When reading ancient books, it is very unbearable that there is only a period at the end of a sentence in this bamboo slip, and there are no punctuation marks at all. This point has been fully understood by Tangmao when he was supplementing the "Huangdi Neijing" pass.
"Very well, sit down."
I don’t know how to read a sentence, if I don’t understand it, whether it’s a teacher, or it’s not. ——"Teacher said" Han Yu.
Obviously, the pretentious Kong Wenju didn't have a very clear understanding of this wise saying of the younger generation.Perhaps his achievements in literature are indeed enough to be recorded in the annals of history, but in terms of teaching and educating people, compared with his ancestors, the 1/2 to the 21st power, the blood relationship is so thin that it is almost negligible, and the inherited things are pitifully small .
"Liu Qiqing, tell me about your understanding of this matter." Sitting in the first row, the only risk is that it is easier to be pointed out.The old cat, who has always been used to being distracted and dual-purpose, raised his eyelids slightly and stood up.
"Cao GUI's debate is based on the theoretical basis of 'meat eaters despise', that is, the shallow knowledge of officials and their inability to think carefully. The starting point of his foresight is whether Duke Lu Zhuang can put the interests of the people first, so he does not value Duke Zhuang Lu. He gave small favors to his servants and offered sacrifices to the gods honestly, but paid great attention to Duke Lu Zhuang judging large and small cases according to the people's feelings, thinking that this is loyalty to the people and can be used for a battle..."
"Old cat..."
"Huh?" Hearing Tang Mao's helpless voice vaguely, the old cat turned his head slightly, looked at Tang Mao who was pulling the hem of her clothes, and suddenly realized the problem.Maybe it was because she was not very sober just now, she directly spoke the Shanghai dialect she is most familiar with, and Kong Rong from the state of Lu probably didn't understand what she was saying at all.
He coughed lightly and adjusted the frequency. After saying a sentence, he realized that he was speaking Mandarin, so he switched to Mandarin here helplessly, repeating the previous conclusion.
The advantage of being from modern times is that there will be nearly 800 years of various masters studying the same article, and the accumulation is much more profound than that of this era, especially this kind of article that must be memorized. Very thorough.Just like there was a report that even the original author of modern texts couldn't do reading comprehension with his article as the version.
This attitude has actually shown that Lao Mao is very dissatisfied with this former child prodigy of the famous "Brothers and Brothers Gong" in history.She hates people who are full of benevolence and morality. This is the instinct of a cat who appreciates Guiguzi.
In all fairness, the historical value of the "Spring and Autumn Annals" is about the same as that of the "Siku Quanshu" of the Qing Dynasty, and the things recorded are less than half of the things that were destroyed along the way.However, Confucius’ excuse was that he felt that it was not in line with etiquette, so he could justly erase the content of China’s earliest written law—the Jin State’s "Zhu Xing Ding" from history. (Note: In 513 B.C., the ruling officials of the Jin State, Zhao Xun and Xun Yin cast the criminal law on the iron tripod. Confucius believed that this behavior was inconsistent with "rituals", and it was not recorded in the Spring and Autumn Period.)
Hmph, extremely boring.
If she hadn't been worried about the danger of leaving the sugar cat alone among the men, she wouldn't have come to such a boring class. Her feet were numb after kneeling down all day.
"Master, is this okay?" The innocent and polite tone sounded gloating no matter what.The upright and sunny eyes are in line with the performance of this age, covering up the flash of disdain.
Because of his own incompetence, he left Qingzhou in Yuan Tan's hands, and then vented his anger on his brother Yuan Xi. Recently, the two cats and Sima Yi got closer, so he thought they belonged to the same country as Yuan Xi, and made things difficult.Every class has to be called up at least once or twice. Such a frequency is not normal.Not blatantly, but like a fly that smells of carrion, it's annoying.
"Old cat, you seem to hate Kong Rong?" Staring at the crystal-clear substance in his hand, exuding the aroma of fruit, the soft light looked like a tortoise shell, Sima Yi was doubting its edibility, but there was no expression on his face. Unable to tell, he smiled and asked the old cat irrelevant questions.
"Ah, that's just Brother Zhongda's illusion." Sima Yi, who was young and weak, obviously didn't have a strong aura of black belly. He forgot to hide his intentions while probing. I wonder if there is any student in this year who would be like this and mention his wife. Time to name names.
Little fox, your tail is not hidden yet.After a long time of contact, you will know that there is still a certain gap between the Sima Yi in front of you and the behind-the-scenes boss who had the last laugh in history.Without exposing him, the old cat directly took a mouthful of the substance in front of him and put it in his mouth, showing a happy expression.
"It's delicious~~sugar, I love you!", helping boil seaweed yesterday was really rewarding.In this season, Yingchuan can make qualified jelly without a refrigerator.The old cat's tail flicked and flicked. The things from modern times eat a little less. Now that she can see this modern product, how can she not be excited.
"Come on," Tangmao waved his paw impatiently as if he was tired of listening to her sweet words, and then pointed to Yuan Xi and Sima Yi whose smiles froze on their lips, "Look, did you scare someone else?"
The old cat turned his head when he heard the words, and found that whether it was Sima Yi, who was smiling all day long and was not afraid of his own cramps, or Yuan Xi, who looked bright and innocent, they were all in a perfect state of volcanic ashes at the moment.Obviously, even if they can be regarded as the heroes of this era, they still can't accept Lao Mao's remarks that they are too "unrestrained".
"Old cat, could it be...you..." Sima Yi asked with difficulty, like a dying fish struggling on land.
"Is there a habit of dragon and yang?" The old cat followed the question he couldn't utter, and was not surprised to see that Sima Yi's face was completely cramped with what she said, "How is it possible?"
In all fairness, the old cat has always had the capital to play with people.
"Even if the cat is willing, she won't like candy. The danger is too high."
Sugar Cat took a sip, tried his own work, nodded in satisfaction, raised his index finger, and continued: "The possibility of being infected with HIV is much higher than that of people with normal sexual orientation. In reality For the sake of life safety, it is better to engage in Plato."
"What is that?" A string of messy nouns made Yuan Xi dizzy, but at least he understood that Tang Mao had no interest in Lao Mao for the time being.A heart suddenly fell into my stomach.
The old cat looked up at the sky, Tang seemed to be serious, and said, "Children should not know about adults."
The author has something to say: Stories are often a mirror of reality.
Don't forget to leave paw prints meow.
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