Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Wait... Cao Pi seemed to have said something very serious just now, um, just now, what he said was—Fu?

Tangmao couldn't believe her ears, she turned her head slowly, and looked at the old cat with disbelief: "Did he say Fu just now?"

"It seems—it's really a gift?" The old cat managed to remain calm, sure that Tang Mao didn't have auditory hallucinations just now.

Tang Mao secretly gritted his teeth, good you little turf, meow, let your younger brother Cao Zhi play with the seven-step poem, and now it's up to the cats!Seven steps into a fu, ten poems and twenty capitals of Tang poems can be recited, how can I think of this fu in a short time.Hmph, I must treat you well in the future, Cao Cao's second son, the king of sweet potatoes here.

Thinking of this, Tangmao's face has returned to a smile, without revealing a trace of panic in her heart, and her brain began to work quickly, thinking of ways to face the current predicament.

At the same time, Lao Mao had completely different thoughts in his mind: Is this bullying?Or test?Of course there are bullying things in her world, students are naturally stratified, and she is not affected by these things at the top of the food chain, but this does not change the objective fact that she understands these things.

And to deal with this situation, the best way is to occupy a dominant position, and then no one can pose a threat.This rule applies everywhere.Then, decide to deter.She came to a conclusion in a good mood.

When it comes to Fu, the first reaction of Tangmao, who has been devastated by exam-oriented education, is Su Shi’s Chibi Fu. After all, these two articles are clearly required to be recited.However, it is not known how long the Battle of Chibi will take, and Sun Quan is not yet in power, so getting this thing out ahead of time, just saying "This is not because Cao Mengde was trapped by Zhou Lang" is enough for her to go to the prison for a day up.

Have!A flash of inspiration came to Tangmao's mind, and he thought of another article. Although it is not very outstanding, it should be of a sufficient standard if it can span a thousand years.

She cleared her throat, and cast an angry glance at Yuan Xi and Sima Yi who stood by at the critical moment, "I only wrote one article, and the master revised it for me, and I hope you two will give me some advice."

As she said that, relying on her previous memory, she recited Du Mu's "A Fang Gong Fu" (ēpánggōng Fu):

The six kings are Bi, the four seas are one, the mountains of Shu are Wu, and Afang is out.The pressure is more than three hundred miles, and the sun is isolated.Lishan is constructed from the north and turns west, going straight to Xianyang.The two rivers melted and flowed into the palace wall.Five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion;Panpanyan, squat, hive water vortex, I don't know how many tens of millions of them fall.The long bridge lies on the waves, what is the cloud and the dragon?Repeating the Tao and walking in the sky, don't Ji He Hong?High and low obsessed, I don't know east and west.The song stage is warm, and the spring is melting; the dance hall is cold, and the wind and rain are miserable.Within a day, between a house, and the climate is uneven.

The concubine Qiang, the prince and grandson, resigned from the downstairs hall, and the chariot came to Qin.Chaoge Yexian is a native of Qin Palace.The star Yingying is also opening the makeup mirror; the green clouds are disturbing, and the Xiao Huan is also combing;The thunder was startled, and the palace chariot passed by; it was heard from a distance, and I didn't know where it was.One muscle and one face, full of beauty, man standing farsighted, but looking lucky; there are those who can't see, 36 years.Yanzhao's collection, Han Wei's management, Qi and Chu's elites, for several generations, plundered their people, leaning against mountains; if they can't have it, lose it to them.Ding clangs of jade, gold nuggets and pearls are thrown away in a meandering way, and the people of Qin regard them with no pity.

Sigh!The heart of one person is the heart of thousands of people.Qin loves extravagance, and people also miss his family.How can I take all the Zizhu and use it like sand?Make the pillars of the negative building more than the farmers in Nanmu; the rafters of the beams are more than the workers on the machine; , more than the city walls of the nine earths; the orchestra is more dumb than the words of the city people.Make people in the world dare not speak but be angry.The heart of a single husband is becoming more and more arrogant.The garrison called, Hangu lifted, the people of Chu lit a torch, poor scorched earth!

Alas!Those who destroy the six countries are also the six countries, not Qin.Qin, who belongs to the Qin family, is not the world.Husband!If each of the six countries loves its people, it will be enough to reject Qin; if Qin can love the people of the six countries again, it will be handed over to the third generation and can be the king for ten thousand generations. Whoever wins will destroy the family?The people of Qin had no time to mourn for themselves, and later generations mourned; what later generations mourned without learning from it, also made future generations mourn for future generations again.

After reciting it, Tangmao breathed a sigh of relief, took the glass of water that the old cat kindly handed over, and drank it all in one gulp.She hated Fu the most, it was smelly and long, [-] to [-] characters, even in ancient Chinese, it was considered long, especially if it was memorized in one breath, it would be unbearable for anyone else.

The overall gist of this article is that the Efang Palace is gorgeous and gorgeous, the ruler is not up to date, and it is a pity to burn it down. In short, people who commit suicide are very stupid.

The content is very appropriate. The Warring States period is history that has already passed. Du Mu is not a book bag, so there is no need to worry about allusions that have never happened. Moreover, it is the end of Han Dynasty, and the chaotic situation is somewhat similar to that of the late Tang Dynasty. The current affairs index is qualified.

The form of Fu pays attention to the orderliness of words and the harmony of tones, and the description of things is as exaggerated as possible, and a little discussion is often made at the end to express the meaning of allegory.It is a genre between poetry and prose.If modern people want to rely on their own literary standards to speculate and sell now, they are absolutely overconfident.It's like in a certain era, there was a material arty who lacked literary literacy, tried to compose poems, pretended to be romantic, and tried to make people laugh a hundred years later.

The four words "not self-sufficient" have never appeared in Tangmao's dictionary.

After Tangmao breathed a sigh of relief, he maintained a business smile on his face, showing that you are satisfied now.The hit rate is [-]%.There are not many ancient texts handed down. Du Muzhi's article can be selected into Chinese textbooks, which naturally has his unique features.While everyone was not paying attention, he secretly made a V letter to the old cat standing beside him to express his joy.

Quickly drawing a doting smile on his face, the old cat lowered his head and bit Tang Mao's ears: "Aren't you worried that this cat can't find something to do business with?"

Tangmao glanced at her nonchalantly, and motioned, just you?Don't worry at all, as long as there are subjects that have been competed or tested.

Here, the two cats are talking badly about each other with love, and they are friends who are united and harmonious.On the other side, Sima Yi, who was originally watching the show with his hands on the sidelines, felt the chill, and the source came from his side.

"Xianyi?"

"What's the matter?" He was still answered with a hearty smile, so sunny that it made people feel extremely gloomy.

"Ahem, it's okay." It's obviously not Sima Yi's code of conduct to ask for trouble.

At this time, the old cat has successfully disguised himself as a sunny young lady who matches his appearance age, and the fan in his hand is flying up and down, planning to form a double blow with the sugar cat.

The group of people in front of me were shaken because of "A Fang Gong Fu". In this era when the strong are respected, Cao Pi can get along with his potato mountain king. In addition to his family background, it is naturally his literary attainments. Now, To be swayed so easily.

The Bible says that when someone slaps you on the left cheek, send the right cheek to you.And the family motto of the Mao family requires that when someone wants to whip you, kick up and beat you violently, so that he will never stand up again.Don't know each other?Let's talk about it when we have a good time playing.

Therefore, for Cao Pi who was trying to give the two cats a run for his money, no matter what his mentality was, he would kill them directly, and he would regenerate when the spring breeze blows without cutting the grass.The old cat under the fan showed the unique smile of cats when hunting.

"If that's the case, then I'm going to make a fool of myself." While all the potatoes present were still reminiscing about Du Mu's article, the old cat also took the opportunity to throw out an article, trying to form a duo similar to Tangmao's previous behavior in the game. The effect of the attack is to ensure that Cao Pi will not trouble them again in the short term.

However, it took a little effort before to correct some obvious flaws on one side.With the help of Sugar Cat's ability to overwhelm the audience before, all of them were corrected. For example, those of the monarchs and ministers might be banned.The modified version of "Luo Shen Fu" is as follows:

Yu Congjingyu returned to Zhencheng (Dongfan), carried Yique on his back, crossed Yuanyuan, passed through Tonggu, and Lingjingshan.The sun is tilting westward, and the cars are almost exhausted.Ernai's tax drives to Henggao, moss to Zhitian, Rongyu to Yanglin, and flow to Luochuan.So the spirit moves and the spirit is appalled, suddenly thinking and dispersing, looking down at the end of observation, looking up with special observation.See a beautiful woman, by the side of the rock.But the one who aided the imperial said to him: "Is there anyone who is there for you? Who is he? If this is so beautiful!" The imperial said to him: "(Chen) I heard that the god of Heluo is called Concubine Mi, but then Is there anything you see that the king (king) sees? I (minister) would like to hear what it looks like." Yu told him:

"Its shape is as light as a frightened bird, as graceful as a wandering dragon, full of autumn chrysanthemums, and luxuriant spring pines. It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun. Ascension to the morning glow; when you look at it by force, it is as bright as a flower coming out of Lubo. The slenderness is smooth, shortened and fit, the shoulders are cut, and the waist is as plain. The neck is stretched and the neck is beautiful, the quality is exposed, the fragrance is not added, and the lead is beautiful. .The clouds are tall and tall, the eyebrows are trimmed and beautiful, the lips are bright, and the teeth are bright. The image should be pictured. The glamorous draping of Luo clothes, the Huaju of Eryao and Bi. Wearing gold and emerald jewellery, embellished with pearls to dazzle the body. Practicing the literary shoes of traveling far away, the light train of the misty gauze, the faint fragrance of orchids , Stepping around the corner of the mountain. So Yan suddenly slid his body, jogging and playing. Leaning on the Caiyan on the left, and Yin Guiqi on the right. Throwing away the bright wrists in the gods, picking the Xuanzhi of Turmoil.

Yu Qing is delighted with her beauty, and her heart is vibrating but not happy. An unscrupulous matchmaker uses it to pick up the joy, and uses microwaves to communicate.May the sincerity come first, and Xie Yupei wants it.The letter of the beauties is cultivated, the Qiang learns the rites and understands the poems, and the anti-Qiong is reconciled to the Xi, pointing to the deep abyss for a period of time.The money of the family members is solid, and I am afraid of being deceived by Siling, and I am grateful for the abandonment of my friends, and I am hesitant and suspicious.Receive a harmonious face and calm your ambitions, and apply for self-defense.So Luo was inspired, moved, leaned and hesitated, the divine light separated and reunited, and the yin and yang suddenly appeared.Yu lightly stands on a crane, if it is about to fly but not soaring, it will be smeared with pepper, and its steps are thin and fragrant.The super long chant is Yongmuxi, and the voice is mournful and long.Er Nai is a mess of spirits, ordering the lover of Xiao Xiao, or playing in the clear stream, or flying in the Shenzhu, or picking pearls, or picking emerald feathers.From the second concubine of Nanxiang, with the traveling girl of Hanbin, lamenting the incomparable paw melon, and chanting the solitude of the cow.Yang Qingyi's clothes are exhausted, and the sleeves are repaired to prolong the queue.The body is swift and flying, erratic like a god, lingering with small steps, and the socks are dusty.Movement is impermanent, if it is dangerous, it is safe, if it is difficult to enter and stop, if it is going, it will be returning.Turning to the stream of essence, smooth and jade-like, without words, the breath is like orchids.Huarong is graceful and graceful, making me forget my meal.So Ping Yi closes the wind, the quiet wave behind the Sichuan, Feng Yi beats the drum, and Nu Wa clears the song.Teng Wenyu took the police car, Ming Yuluan died together, and the six dragons headed together, carrying the descendants of the cloud car.Whale salamanders jump to clamp their hubs, and waterfowl fly to defend.So Yuebei Jun, passed Nangang, Su Suling, returned to Qingyang, moved his vermilion lips to speak slowly, and presented the outline of the handover.The way of hating people and gods is very different, resenting the inappropriateness of the prime of life, resisting the waves of tears flowing down the breasts.The memorial service will never end, mourning the passing away and going to a foreign land, mercilessly imitating love, presenting the bright pendant of the south of the Yangtze River.Although hidden in the Taiyin, long-term focus on the king (king).Suddenly don't realize what he's giving up, and he's blinded by the night.

So I carried down the mausoleum on my back, and left my feet in the gods, imagining my feelings, looking at me and worrying.The complex shape of the spirit body is expected, and it is traced upwards in a light boat.Floating on the long river and forgetting to reflect, longing and longing and admiration, sleepless nights, heavy frost and dawn.Order the servant to drive, and I will return to the east road, grab the scorpion and bridle to resist the policy, and I will not be able to go.

The previous statement, because it was too troublesome to modify, was directly omitted by the old cat, and the dialogue between the coachman and the prince was naturally changed to a dialogue with ordinary people. As for why he likes to see beauties at such a young age The problem is that people are not flirtatious, and it is a waste of youth.

The general idea of ​​Luoshen Fu is actually very simple, that is, Cao Zhi said, Master, I saw a beauty in Luoshui. The successful GD went on, but unfortunately the good times didn't last long, and he went home immediately, so my young master went home depressed.

The reason for choosing "Luo Shen Fu" is mainly because the historical status of this thing can be directly compared with Qu Yuan's "Nine Songs" and Song Yu's "Goddess". Only in this way can Cao Pi achieve a one-shot killing effect. Let him quit.Besides, rather than let Cao Zhi cause disharmony in the brotherhood because of this thing's intriguing relationship with that Zhen Mi (Yin Fu), it's better to stop the troubles forever.

The author has something to say: the morals of the world are really declining nowadays, and people’s hearts are not old. On the premise that everything is based on money, right and wrong can be reversed, and black and white can be turned into black and white.It is obviously a pair of pillows with jade arms, but a little bit of red lips can still pretend to be innocent, and can also disguise the face of the victim. D, who has been watching coldly, feels very chilling.Network technology is really a good thing. Many things can easily erase evidence as long as they have control.Showing off momentary loyalty, greedy for petty gains.The son is a Zhongshan wolf, and he is rampant when he succeeds, but it's a pity that there is Lvba Niang.I hope that the famous saying that water flows to low places will not be verified.Although I dare not brag about the words "Wen Yi Zai Dao", I always use this to introspect and encourage myself. Maybe occasionally D should also use literature and art, and sigh why we are in this black iron age?

There was a grievance in my chest, and I used it to express it. After that, there will still be singing and dancing here, that's all.

Decelle on the night of 2009.8.16