He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Shi Yinyu received the job transfer notice when he was chopping vegetables. Actually, he was not surprised at all. Lu Xingzhou's temperament is like this. He thinks what is good for him, so he will do it immediately, never caring about his own opinion.

Of course, I would not disobey his decision in most cases.

Only that time—

He sent himself to the academy to read sage books with his husband, but he read and read "filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and shame" on the paper, but in the end he became a demon at one thought.

At that time, he was pissed off.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said that he knew, after finishing this meal, he packed up his things and reported to the special investigation team.

Sister Daylily smiled at the side and said: "In order to want you, Team Leader Lu made the chairman of the trade union so angry that his forehead was smoking. I laughed to death. The relationship between the young couple is really good. I have now seen what is called Xiaobie." Better than newly married."

Shi Yinyu shook his hand, and the kitchen knife passed towards his finger, he could not help but take a breath, "Hiss... what did you say?"

"Hey, are you okay," Day Lily said anxiously, grabbing his wrist and dragging him towards the sink, "Rinse with cold water quickly."

"It's okay, it's okay." Shi Yinyu cleaned up the wound. To him, this small wound was like scratching an itch, and he didn't need to take it seriously at all, but he still took the bandage when he saw the concerned face of Sister Daylily wrapped around the wound.

"Sister, you just said... a young couple?"

Daylily complained: "You really have been here for such a long time, and you haven't told the truth to the elder sister. If Team Leader Lu hadn't said it at the meeting today, I wouldn't know that you are a couple? You little comrade Even my eldest sister is hiding it, is it true that same-sex marriage is not allowed in the devil world? Don't worry, we have no such scruples in Yangjian. In recent years, organizations have promoted diversified marriages. Even if you marry a cockroach at home, no one will say anything..."

She was still babbling, but Shi Yinyu didn't listen to a word. He was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth, but didn't say anything. His mind was in a mess for a while, and he didn't expect that Lu Xingzhou would admit that he had a relationship with him in public. married.

Daylily didn't notice his strangeness, and said embarrassedly: "I was jolting a while ago to introduce someone to you, it was a big joke."

"It's not a joke," Shi Yinyu came back to his senses, and said softly, "You know my origins, and I'm a sinner... Heh. To him, marrying me is an inescapable thing in his resume. Remove the stain."

"What kind of guilt?" Day Lily said carelessly, "You have already finished your sentence, even if you did something wrong before, it will be erased. From the day you are released from prison, the leader of Sixth Heaven City will die. Well, the one who survived was this handsome and sensible Xiaoshi, who cooks deliciously!"

Shi Yinyu smiled vaguely: "Really?"

"Of course, good boy, don't feel inferior, cheer up!"

She thought she was inferior, she was such a simple and kind person.

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "I will. During this time, thank you for your care, big sister. Although you are not in the same department in the future, please feel free to speak up if you have anything to do. I will definitely do my best."

The eldest sister said: "What else can I do... Oh, yes, yes, my debt collector... If the child doesn't study hard, help me beat him up."

"That can't be done." Shi Yinyu laughed loudly.

The eldest sister may have watched too many TV dramas. When she said goodbye to Shi Yinyu, she clenched her fist like a girl and shouted brightly: "The organization supports you very much, you must be happy!"

Shi Yinyu gave her an arrowhead made from sliced ​​bamboo: "I don't have any good things, I just cut it for fun, so I'll give it to you."

Although Day Lily doesn’t know how to practice, but she has worked in Pteris snails for a long time. She has never eaten pork and seen pigs running. When she got the arrowhead, she found that the bamboo was densely carved with strange patterns. It should have the meaning of blessing, so she laughed. I accepted it.

Shi Yinyu didn't go into details, but in fact, the arrowhead had a charm engraved by him, not only for praying for blessings, but also for carrying it with him, it could ward off a disaster.

Although he was born in the devil's way, he is always grateful, but for thousands of years, he either survived in the slaughter, or sank in the sins. He met too few people who really treated him well, and he couldn't get it if he wanted to repay him.

"Secretary Yan, look, where do you put this?" A worker from the General Affairs Office moved a set of desks and chairs.

Yan Ruyu looked at the set of tables and chairs whose specifications were obviously different from everyone else's, and rolled her eyes: Can the team leader be more selfish and narrow-minded?

Shi Yinyu was seconded to the special investigation team, of course he sat in the same office as the team members, but this set of luxurious tables and chairs is a bit too out of place.

But if you put him in the team leader's office...in what name?

Lu Xingzhou came back from a walk in the next door group, touched a fruit cucumber from someone else, gnawed on it while walking, saw it, and asked curiously: "What is this for? Who wants to move?"

"Your family." Yan Ruyu said, "Where is the table?"

Lu Xingzhou responded, and raised his finger with a natural face: "Just put it there, just let it go."

Yan Ruyu looked over, that's called letting go casually?There is a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right. There is a wall behind and a window in front of the left. When you are tired from work, you can see the white sails on the sea in the distance.

"There is someone in that position." Yan Ruyu said distressedly.

"Who?"

"Sister Li Aiguo."

As soon as Lu Xingzhou heard it, he understood, and ordered: "It's okay, make room for Shi Yinyu to sit."

"Then where will Sister Li sit when she comes back?"

"We'll talk about it when she comes back." Lu Xingzhou thought that he would start taking maternity leave the next day after being transferred in. If the child was pregnant with a second child before weaning, if there were signs of premature delivery, he would continue to take leave. If the second child's maternity leave was not over, he would be pregnant with a third child. The kind of warriors who conceived for the country are more credited than those of you who are on the front line of subduing demons and only get paid without giving birth.

When Shi Yinyu reported to the special investigation team, he saw his name tag and the overly luxurious desk and chairs under the name tag at first sight.

"Is...isn't that appropriate?" Shi Yinyu asked anxiously.

Yan Ruyu looked at her nose and heart, and said softly, "It's not inappropriate, it's all arranged by the leader."

Oh, the leader is naughty again.

Shi Yinyu pushed open Lu Xingzhou's door: "Is my table a bit too high?"

"It's all for the people, there's no distinction between high and low," Lu Xingzhou said seriously, "That table was dug out from the warehouse, it's an old table, barely usable, you sit down and do some work."

Shi Yinyu: "Really?"

"How can I lie to you?" Lu Xingzhou clicked his tongue and cursed, "The gang of trash in the General Affairs Office are running faster than each other for food. How can they make supplies worse than the planned economy? They are really moths of the party."

Shi Yinyu was dubious, thinking that Lu Xingzhou's chair might not be as comfortable as his own.

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and go to work... Hiss..." Lu Xingzhou waved his hands away.

Shi Yinyu stared at his mouth: "What happened to the tongue?"

"The soup dumpling is hot." Lu Xingzhou pressed the tip of his tongue against his teeth, feeling that the little scalding bubble that was scalded by the chicken soup dumpling was extremely uncomfortable.

"Let me see." Shi Yinyu walked over.

"What's there to see? It's almost ready."

"Stop talking, open your mouth."

Lu Xingzhou: "Ah..."

Shi Yinyu frowned and looked at the tip of his tongue. There was a small blister there, and it hurt to look at it. He raised his hand to touch it, but felt that his hands were dirty. Suddenly, he propped his hands on the table and leaned forward. He leaned over across the table and licked the small blister.

"Team leader, Xiao Xiangzhu sent a message..." Yan Ruyu walked in with her mobile phone, raised her eyes to see the scene inside, her voice stopped abruptly, turned around and left without saying a word, and closed the door behind her.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

"Does it hurt?" Shi Yinyu asked in a low voice.

Lu Xingzhou shook his head, thinking that he really didn't feel anything at first, but with your worried expression on his face, it started to behave strangely, and it was all your fault.

"How could it not hurt? Such a big blister is still on the tip of the tongue..."

Lu Xingzhou looked up at him, with a smile in the corner of his eyes, and said in a very soft voice: "A kiss will not hurt."

Shi Yinyu was taken aback.

Lu Xingzhou shut up, and never said it twice.

Shi Yinyu spent half a second thinking about whether it was his auditory hallucinations. After half a second, he put his rationality aside, regardless of whether he was, kiss first and then talk.

More than ten minutes later, Shi Yinyu came out of Lu Xingzhou's office, glanced at Yan Ruyu who was wandering by the door, and greeted with a smile, completely unaware that in Yan Ruyu's eyes, he was no different from the evil concubine who caused chaos.

Yan Ruyu entered.

Lu Xingzhou felt the need to explain what he did just now, and said seriously, "We weren't kissing just now, but when you yelled in the morning, I was scalded by the soup dumpling. He licked it for me to relieve the pain."

"..."

"Really." Lu Xingzhou emphasized.

Yan Ruyu's eyes were extremely complicated: How did you say such a shameless excuse seriously?Let's just talk nonsense, why do you still want to pin the pot on my head?You just say you're in love and want to kiss, and I respect you for being a slut... no, a man.

After Lu Xingzhou finished speaking, he also felt that there was something wrong with what he said. He coughed lightly and changed the topic: "What were you going to say?"

"Oh, didn't the Lianyi Knights captured Xiao Xiangzhu's comment section?" Yan Ruyu showed him the phone screen, "Xiao Xiangzhu sent a long message."

Lu Xingzhou took a closer look.

Xiao Xiangzhu: Plastic surgery—do you want to exchange a lifetime of pain for a moment of happiness?

The long article is a popular science article, with tens of thousands of characters in it, enumerating the harm of plastic surgery, all the pictures are Lian Yi, and at the end I wrote a sentence - don't think that men will really love you, silly girl, look Your ugly face will give him nightmares at night.

"This Xiao Xiangzhu...isn't he a bit mean?" Lu Xingzhou complained, clicked on Xiao Xiangzhu's photo album, and saw a few photos of participating in the event, and felt that this woman's face was as cold as ice, and even faintly exuded a creepy and murderous aura.

"It's very mean. Although Lianyi seduced my idol, I still take Lianyi's side in this matter. I think if Lianyi beats her up right now, it can be regarded as self-defense." Yan Ruyu said , "Team leader, what are you looking at?"

Lu Xingzhou pointed to Xiao Xiangzhu's photo: "I want to see her."

"Didn't you just listen to her lecture last night?"

"The distance is too far, I need to get close to her."

"What are you doing?"

"Her appearance and personality are very attractive to me..."

"Fuck!" Yan Ruyu turned her head abruptly, making sure that Shi Yinyu was not behind, lowered her voice, and said nervously, "Aren't you? Aren't you gay?"

"Who told you I'm gay?" Lu Xingzhou looked at her strangely.

"No...you and...you are sisters-in-law, aren't you gay?"

"It just so happens that the little monster is a man." Lu Xingzhou thought the kid was very funny, "Don't be too rigid in your thinking, why don't I make the little monster turn into a woman?"

Yan Ruyu: "..."

Lu Xingzhou smiled and said: "Like a person, it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman. If he is a man, he is gay. If he is a woman, he is heterosexual. That's all. Don't stick to appearances. Appearances are the most false and the most It's easy to deceive."

Yan Ruyu was persuaded by him. After thinking about it carefully, this is the reason, but she still has a doubt: "But why do you like... her?"

She pointed to Xiao Xiangzhu's photo.

"Who said I like her? Don't be so in love with me," Lu Xingzhou said, "I'm just interested in her, and I really want to get close to her."