He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Shi Yinyu was dumbfounded, he never thought that the obstacle on his road to happiness would be heat, his first reaction was that this friend lied to him, but seeing his serious face, it didn't look like it was pretending.

He thought of the power of the snake monster in Lu Xingzhou's body. Snakes are naturally afraid of heat. Although he is not a real snake monster, he is affected by the monster power in his body. This hot weather must be very difficult.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help feeling distressed, and raised his hand to touch his cheek.

Lu Xingzhou let his fingers touch his face, his face expressionless, his heart felt guilty, and he guessed in a petty way: This guy didn't realize that he was lying, so he took his temperature, right?

"We're building a house outside, let's move out." Shi Yinyu said suddenly.

"..." Lu Xingzhou choked, stunned: "You fucking bought a house for this kind of thing???"

"what?"

"Do you know how high the housing price in Baiye City is now? You can't buy a square meter every year!"

Shi Yinyu was surprised: "So tall!"

"of course."

Shi Yinyu said: "No matter how tall you are, you still have to buy it. You are naturally afraid of heat, and the dormitory is still hot and stuffy. I really feel sorry for you."

Lu Xingzhou was startled for a moment, and then realized that this guy didn't buy a house just for sex as he imagined, and he knew that this little monster wouldn't be so smart, and said with a smile: "What's wrong with you? You've lived here for so many years, I'm used to it."

"But," Shi Yinyu frowned, "how can you be so poor?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent: "Big bastard, you don't hit someone in the face, you know?"

Shi Yinyu: "I won't talk about the previous ones, you have never had any sense of financial management. But during the time in the Sixth Heaven City, the pocket money I gave you must be several million in the currency of the adult world, and I will give you Those little gadgets, if discounted, should be worth a lot of money, and they often honor you, Little Wood..."

Lu Xingzhou said lightly: "It's all spent."

"How did you spend it?" Shi Yinyu was surprised, he didn't find out that his beloved wife had any hobbies that cost money, and he could even say that he was ascetic as a monk.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him: "Who whores."

Shi Yinyu choked, suddenly discouraged: "You better prostitute me."

Lu Xingzhou burst out laughing.

Shi Yinyu tried his best to sell himself: "I don't take money."

"..."

Shi Yinyu: "It's even posted upside down."

Even if your technique is reversed, it is estimated that you will be complained.

Shi Yinyu: "I will hand over all my salary to you in the future, so you can prostitute me, please."

"Bear-like!" Lu Xingzhou cursed with a smile, and said with disgust, "Your salary is not enough to hire me to prostitute you."

Shi Yinyu was struck by five thunders.

That night, Shi Yinyu went back to sleep in his own room. Of course he really wanted to stay in his beloved wife's boudoir bed, but the bed was too small. Shi Yinyu was afraid that he would crush Lu Xingzhou by sleeping in the middle of the night. I have lived for thousands of years without growing a few taels of meat.

Of course, he also knew that the man with a thin waist and no grip could pull himself out of the solar system with a single whip.

However, what he didn't know was that at the mid-level leadership meeting the next day, Lu Xingzhou formally submitted an application to transfer Shi Yinyu to the special investigation team.

"I don't agree." The chairman of the trade union put down the big tea mug, "Shi Yinyu absolutely, absolutely, absolutely cannot do work related to subduing demons."

"Our General Administration of Unified Construction, the overall situation, is doing the work of subjugating demons in a broad sense." Lu Xingzhou said, "It's just that the special investigation team is on the front line, and other departments are in the rear."

The director nodded: "Team leader Lu is right. Everyone is fighting demons, but the division of labor is different."

The chairman of the trade union said seriously: "He is playing with words. What is Shi Yinyu's identity? He goes to the special investigation team, what if he rebels one day? At that time, not only our General Administration of Unified Construction, but the peace of the whole world will be destroyed. He breaks."

Ever since he retired from the special investigation team, this old vegetable gang has been drinking tea, watching dramas, and growing his hair all day long.

When the director heard it, he felt that what he said was right, and nodded: "Chairman Liang is also right. Shi Yinyu is a devil after all, and people who are not of my race must have different hearts..."

"Director," Lu Xingzhou interrupted, "Touch your prototype before saying this."

The director was from the demon world, and nodded again after hearing the words: "I understand what Team Leader Lu means. The races are different, but they can also come together for a common dream."

"What is the dream of the special investigation team?" the chairman of the union asked seriously.

Lu Xingzhou: "Maintain world peace."

"You can tell in good conscience, can Shi Yinyu do it? If he had such a heart, would he still be enchanted back then?"

"He became a demon because he loves me." Lu Xingzhou said in a straight voice.

The conference room was silent for a moment, and after a while, there was a buzzing sound, and there was a commotion. The cadres whispered to each other, showing expressions of gossip.

The chairman of the union began to pound the table angrily: "Don't talk! Don't laugh! This is a very serious issue! It's about the life and death of the whole world!"

Director: "Yes, stop paying attention to the relationship between Team Leader Lu and Shi Yinyu. We are not a neighborhood committee here. Let's discuss whether Shi Yinyu can be transferred to the special investigation team."

After a while of chattering, the logistics lady, Daylily, cleared her throat: "Well... Team Leader Lu, first of all, I apologize for introducing Shi Yinyu to someone. I didn't know you two were related like this. .”

Lu Xingzhou smiled: "It's okay, you can still introduce him to him now, I don't care, he will go find him if he has the ability."

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, the first thing in the family is harmony." Day Lily said seriously, "Although I personally don't want Shi Yinyu to leave the logistics, after all, his cooking skills are really good! I feel that it is relatively inferior to the logistics, Chairman Liang, abandon prejudice and let talents go to more suitable positions, so that they can contribute better."

The director nodded: "Sister Huang is too right..."

"Nod, nod, nod! Nod your fucking head again! Your prototype is a kowtow!!!" The chairman of the trade union was furious, and went directly to the director.

"..." The director was so stunned by him that he almost choked to death, but this time he began to shake his head: "Of course not!"

The old Cai Gang was quick to talk, and made a big mess. The director compared the two people in front of him, and felt that Lu Xingzhou was a man of talent and righteousness. The policy of serving the people better, but Lao Caibangzi is full of fat and bald, unreasonable, messing around, and even attacking himself, slandering himself as a kowtow, no matter how you look at it, it looks like public revenge.

"I've decided," the director said seriously, "Shi Yinyu's ability is fully qualified for the work of the special investigation team, and he was born in the Sixth Heavenly City, so he knows more about monsters than others. I agree with Team Leader Lu's proposal. It’s just that the files are temporarily difficult to transfer, but special approval can be given, so that Shi Yinyu’s work relationship is in the logistics, but he can always obey the command of Team Leader Lu.”

Lu Xingzhou once again won a big victory in the regular meeting, humming a little tune and sitting in the office eating chicken soup dumplings.

Yan Ruyu suddenly yelled: "Damn!!!"

Lu Xingzhou was startled by her, and the tongue was scalded by the spurting soup, and he couldn't help cursing, "I'll fuck you! If you f*cking startle again, I'll burn your prosthetic body!"

"No..." Yan Ruyu's explosive roar seemed to have consumed all the energy, and the whole ghost quickly withered down, and said weakly, "I can't live anymore."

"You died nine years ago."

"My heart hurts so much that I want to reincarnate." Yan Ruyu wailed.

Lu Xingzhou took a picture of his tongue with the mirror function of his mobile phone, and found that there was a small scorching blister. He was very depressed, and asked in a nasty voice, "What's the matter?"

"I love beans..."

"Hell ghost king?"

"My king, thank you."

"Has he been arrested for prostitution?"

Yan Ruyu looked at him insanely: "Why do you think of whoring? What are you thinking about? Let others copy the party constitution all day long, how many times have you copied it yourself? Take out the notebook of 'Two Learning and One Doing' for me to check. quick!"

"..."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help feeling that chasing stars makes people not afraid of power and authority.

"Don't make trouble," Lu Xingzhou said, "You have such a big reaction, of course I have to think in the most incredible direction."

"He might as well go whoring." Yan Ruyu lay down on the table dejectedly, as if she had lost her love.

"Ok?"

"He announced his relationship..."

Lu Xingzhou thought, isn't this a good thing?Your idol has been dead for so many years, and you live in such a gloomy underworld all day long. Wouldn't it be too bleak if you didn't fall in love?

"...and Lian Yi."

Lian Yi is not young anymore, she is 34 years old. After the age of 30, a woman can't grasp the tail of youth, and her face is thrown off by the tail gas of time. If she doesn't fall in love and absorb some yang energy, how can she stay young forever?

and many more!

Lu Xingzhou asked: "Who do you think the hell ghost king announced his relationship with?"

"Heavenly King, thank you. And Lianyi, that old woman who dressed up like a terrorist and went to Xiao Xiangzhu's lecture last night."

You don't seem to have the right to call her an old woman, do you?Lu Xingzhou's slander belongs to his slander, but he still kept his mouth shut, after all, Yan Ruyu is a bit fragile now.

He said euphemistically: "Lian Yi is a goddess of housekeeping, she is still a bit far away from old women."

"Look at her face now!" Yan Ruyu sent him a photo.

Lu Xingzhou took a look at the photo and couldn't help but gasped: "This is Lian Yi?"

It was a photo before retouching. Under the high-definition lens, Lian Yi was wearing heavy makeup, but she still couldn't hide the overlapping fine lines around her eyes and drooping cheeks. The prosthesis on her chin was very obvious, and she looked older than the publicity photo. 20 years old.

"Her face is already broken." Yan Ruyu said, "This is the case with plastic surgery. The shelf life is very short. Once it is done, it can't be stopped. Once it stops, it will collapse. It is obvious that her sequelae have exploded."

Lu Xingzhou sighed: "Your idol is probably true love with her."

"My idol's mind is probably filled with yellow spring water."

Lu Xingzhou searched the Internet himself and found something interesting.

Lian Yi was photographed by reporters last night to listen to Xiao Xiangzhu's lecture. Xiao Xiangzhu also responded to this matter—she posted a nonsensical sentence on her social account in the middle of the night: You don't understand, you are illiterate.

This statement is too ironic. After posting it for half a night, more than 20 comments have been scolded. After all, only 4% of the human world has a bachelor’s degree or above. Condemnation spreads, reproductive organs and family trees fly all over the place.

But Xiao Xiangzhu is a man, so he didn't delete it.

Later, an entertainment big V posted a long article, counting Xiao Xiangzhu's previous interviews, and came to the conclusion: this sentence is not aimed at the scumbags present, but Lian Yi, who went to her lecture last night.

As soon as this article was posted, Lian Yi's fans immediately became angry. The "Yi Yi Knights" took over the guns of the scumbags and continued to attack the city on Xiao Xiangzhu's social account, and then found more diss Lian Yi's speeches, This Xiao Xiangzhu, relying on his few fans, can be said to dislike Lian Yi in all aspects, from her appearance to her style, even her family's goldfish is hard to catch.

It's just that the knights didn't expect that after they fought fiercely all night, when they woke up the next morning, they would face such a coquettish manipulation by the goddess to announce their relationship.

Of course, the "Tianling Gai" fans of Hell King are also very sad.

For a while, the "Knights" and "Tianling Gai" hugged each other and cried, and the other fans gloated and made trouble one after another, hoping that they could cry more violently.