He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The nature of this incident was bad, so the director suppressed it and ordered that there should be no snails in the wind. However, there is no impenetrable wall in the world. Early the next morning, all kinds of rumors were already flying in the sky.

"Shocked! The leader of the Yamabe bloody snails! Who is the murderer?"

"From getting out of prison to hiccupping, it's too late to say I love you, who knew the love that those demons have nowhere to rest."

"He was once reduced to a prisoner and his reputation was ruined, but after he got married, he was spoiled by the heavens. Unforeseen events happened..."

"What's wrong with Shi Yinyu?! During the late-night consultation with famous doctors from the three worlds, the insider's words made everyone ecstatic: boy, seven catties and six taels."

Shi Yinyu's subordinates heard rumors when they got up early to move bricks, and they didn't know which one to believe for a while. After all, whether their elder brother died or was born, it was unbelievable.

Everyone rushed over at the same time, only to see that the eldest brother was happily enjoying the meal fed by his sister-in-law.

——Obviously not dead, that is...

Sister-in-law rises!

Yamabe's fire is still alive!

Our Laoshan family has a queen!

Everyone came forward to congratulate beamingly, and then was blasted out by Shi Yinyu in a rage.

It was only then that Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu knew about the rumors outside. The two found out their phones and checked the news platforms for a while. Shi Yinyu slammed the phone angrily: "What the hell are these rumors?"

"Calm down, the normal operation of the media," Lu Xingzhou turned the phone screen to him, "This news is quite serious."

Shi Yinyu looked intently——the regent of the demon world has just revealed his evil intentions, what is his intention to plot against Chief Shi?

Lu Xingzhou: "The spearhead is directed at the demon world, this one really knows the inside story, but the director has blocked the news, who dares to spread it out?"

Shi Yinyu: "I think of a candidate."

Lu Xingzhou: "I also think of a candidate."

The two looked at each other and suddenly laughed together.

"Judge, that little slut." Lu Xingzhou muttered, "But this time, let him make trouble, the demon world really needs to be cleaned up."

When Shi Yinyu's subordinates saw that his eldest brother was neither dead nor born, they were glad and slightly disappointed, but they all covered it up wittily, and sent a lot of supplements to his eldest brother.

Lu Xingzhou looked at the mountains of supplements in the kitchen, his eyes darkened: Can Shi Yinyu stew it by himself?If the stew is good, the father will admit that he is a filial son.

After much deliberation, Lu Xingzhou decided to download a cooking app, and tried to cook a pot of black fish soup according to the recipe.

The doorbell rang, Lu Xingzhou turned down the fire and went to open the door.

Day Lily was holding a bag of red chickens with red beaks in her left hand and two big black cockroaches in her right hand. She stood outside the door and said with a smile, "I heard from Yan Bi that Xiaoshi was injured. Come and see...how does it taste?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Black fish soup."

"Why does it smell like this?" Daylily stuffed the things in his hands to him, strode into the door, followed the smell into the kitchen, lifted the lid of the pot to have a look, and screamed: "What are you stewing?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Say it, black fish soup."

"Who's black fish soup looks like this? The color is not right, the taste is not right, you have smashed the fish pieces! It is a waste of things, and there is no woman in the house..." Day Lily rolled up her sleeves, and began to wash her hands. Save this pot of soup.

Lu Xingzhou supported his forehead, thinking: It's not that there are no women in the family, it's just that I can't...

Rescued by the skillful hands of the day lily, the soup was not too dark when it was finally out of the pot.

Shi Yinyu lay comfortably on the bed and chatted with his subordinates, when he heard Lu Xingzhou's footsteps outside the door, he tucked his phone under his pillow, and immediately looked weak.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

Shi Yinyu asked dying, "Sister Huang is gone?"

"En." Lu Xingzhou helped Shi Yinyu to sit up, stuffed two pillows on his back, picked up black fish soup and blew hot air.

Shi Yinyu leaned against the pillow softly and bonelessly, "You've worked hard..."

"Shut up, I'll kill you if you're so hypocritical." Lu Xingzhou interrupted him, took a spoonful of soup, "Open your mouth."

Shi Yinyu: "You told me to shut up!!!"

"I want you to open your mouth now!"

"Oh."

After drinking the soup, Shi Yinyu felt as if he had been given a bowl of potion, but seeing Lu Xingzhou's face, he smacked his lips decisively, and praised: "Delicious! I didn't expect you to have the talent to stew soup! It's amazing, the world There is nothing you can't do! You must be a descendant of the God of Cookery, how can I be so lucky to have the mercy of the Son of God..."

"..." Lu Xingzhou wanted to punch the empty bowl in his face.

"I'm so touched," Shi Yinyu pouted the octopus mouth: "Come on, kiss."

Lu Xingzhou perfunctorily pecked him on the mouth, then reached out to untie his pajamas.

Shi Yinyu was flattered: "Hey hey, full of warm thoughts..."

"Don't think about it," Lu Xingzhou interrupted ruthlessly, "I'll take a look at the wound."

Monsters have a strong recovery ability. The wound that was still open and bruised last night has healed after a night of rest.

Lu Xingzhou's expression softened a lot.

Shi Yinyu himself looked down at the scar on his chest, and muttered: "This f*ck heals too quickly..." Soon there will be no reason to enjoy the love of his beloved wife.

Why didn't Lu Xingzhou know the little Jiujiu in his heart, so he glanced at him, leaned over, and kissed his scar lightly.

Shi Yinyu hugged his head and grinned.

A bell rang.

Shi Yinyu took out his phone from under the pillow, and Lu Xingzhou glanced at the screen, frowning: "Director? What does this guy want to do?"

"It's probably about the Minister of Subduing Demons." Shi Yinyu answered the phone, "Hello?"

Director: "Xiao Shi, how is your body?"

Just as Shi Yinyu was about to answer, Lu Xingzhou grabbed the phone and said in a heavy tone, "It's very bad, wound infection, organ failure, meridian retrograde, magic breath out of control..."

"So serious?" The director was taken aback, and desperately recalled the scene at that time. He clearly remembered that the demon doctor had attempted to commit the crime. Why did he feel that Shi Yinyu was going to die soon? He asked suspiciously: "Did the town magic nail be taken out smoothly?" Well, why is this happening?"

Lu Xingzhou: "During the whole operation, that demon doctor continued to irradiate Ah Yu with demon power, causing serious physical and mental harm to him."

"There is still such a powerful sorcery?" The director felt unbelievable, "Where are you? I will immediately send someone to pick up Xiaoshi and take him to the hospital for treatment..."

"No need," Lu Xingzhou sneered, "I'm afraid he will die in the hospital."

The director was stunned for a moment. Considering Lu Xingzhou's mouth, he thought he was talking nonsense, but he knew he was wrong. After all, if it wasn't for Ren Buren, Shi Yinyu might have been assassinated by the demon world. It still happened to the anchovies, which made him to blame.

Lu Xingzhou: "With me by my side, Ah Yu won't be able to die for a while, but the demon world must give us a reasonable explanation."

The chief was silent.

Lu Xingzhou noticed something strange: "What happened?"

Director: "That demon doctor committed suicide."

Lu Xingzhou straightened up abruptly, with a chill on his back: "Suicide? Already dead?"

"Death on the spot."

"How do you know he committed suicide?"

"Surveillance, he asked for paper and a pen to write a self-report, and while no one was looking, he stuck the pen into the brain through the foramen magnum."

"What about the soul body?"

"The smoke cleared."

"How is it possible?" Lu Xingzhou frowned, "It's understandable to commit suicide in fear of crime, but there is absolutely no need for him to break up his soul body."

"Xiao Lu," the director said calmly, "Once what happened last night, no matter whether Xiaoshi is dead or not, that demon doctor must die."

Lu Xingzhou seemed to have been doused with ice water in his pocket, and his anger instantly cooled down: Yes, that demon doctor will be silenced no matter whether he succeeds or not. Let him have the chance to confess to the mastermind alive.

Lu Xingzhou asked, "Where's the Minister of Subduing Demons?"

Director: "He's still alive."

"Of course he's still alive," Lu Xingzhou said angrily, "The Prince Regent hasn't gone mad enough to kill his own brother."

"En." The director responded, acquiescing that the silence incident was planned by the regent, "Xiao Lu, it's true that the demon world is doing things unethically this time, but once the demon doctor dies, the Minister of Subduing Demons can completely put all the responsibility on him. We don't have witnesses, so we can't justify holding on to him, and the demon world can even fight back and hold the demon doctor accountable for his death in the snail."

Lu Xingzhou knew what he said was true, so he said flatly, "So?"

Director: "I can put pressure on the demon world and ask the regent to give you as much compensation as possible, but I can't punish the demon minister."

Lu Xingzhou: "Well, I expected this earlier."

"That's good." The director said, "There is still one urgent matter that needs to be resolved."

Lu Xingzhou: "What's the matter?"

Director: "Early this morning, there were a lot of rumors in the outside world, and the monsters were very emotional. I want to arrange for Xiaoshi to appear in front of the public to dispel the rumors."

Lu Xingzhou: "Okay, why did it appear?"

Director: "Tomorrow the publicity team will have a presentation on the theme of 'One Family in the World' at the Cantian Square. Let Xiao Shi give a speech."

Lu Xingzhou was taken aback: "What are you talking about?"

Director: "Talk about his psychological process of abandoning the dark and turning to the bright, and call on those monsters who are still trying to make a revolution to turn back to the shore."

Lu Xingzhou: "No!"

Director: "Xiao Lu, please cooperate..."

"Cooperate with the fart," Lu Xingzhou swears directly, "Is there such a humiliation? Old man, I have always respected you, but if you make a fuss about Ah Yu's past, believe it or not, I will go to your bedside in the middle of the night fireworks?"

Director: "Xiaoshi himself doesn't shy away from those things in the past, why are you still so nervous?"

"He doesn't shy away from it because he is tolerant," Lu Xingzhou choked, "I don't have such a big heart as him. I'm narrow-minded, so I won't mention it. Anyone who mentions me will turn against me."

The director was so disgusted by him that he had no choice but to settle for the next best thing: "Then...don't let him speak, just...let him show his face. I will arrange for someone to take some photos of the scene and post them on the official website to show that he It's not dead, it's not... that's fine."

Only then did Lu Xingzhou agree: "Send me the time and place of the event."

After the fall of the Sixth Heaven City, the world is peaceful, but there are always some extreme monsters just around the corner, so all walks of life invest a large amount of money to maintain stability every year, and often hold activities to call on those monsters to give up restoration, abandon darkness and turn to light.

This presentation will be set up in the towering square, open-air lectures, free viewing, and small gifts will be given, which is very attractive.

The appearance of Shi Yinyu caused a small commotion.

He was wearing a crisp windbreaker, and stood shoulder to shoulder with Lu Xingzhou under the stage. His short hair stood on end, and he was very energetic. Although his cheeks were thin, his eyes seemed to have starlight. He was obviously not the legendary "Blood Snail".

"So he's not dead." A passerby whispered to her companion.

Companion: "Who is he?"

"Shi Yinyu, the leader of the Yamabe, there are rumors on the Internet that he was killed. I'll show you the news."

"The Internet is full of fake news," said the companion, "There are also self-media saying that he has given birth. Can he come out so soon after giving birth?"

"Uh... that's true... I heard that monsters don't seem to be confinement..."

The voices of the two came clearly to Lu Xingzhou's ears. He suppressed a smile and glanced at Shi Yinyu. Seeing his pale face, it was obvious that he had heard it.

Lu Xingzhou lowered his voice and asked, "Is it true that monsters don't confine themselves?"

Shi Yinyu moved his lips: "If you give birth to me, you will know."

"What kind of logic is this? I'm not a monster." Lu Xingzhou felt that Shi Yinyu was mad.

Shi Yinyu: "You are not a monster, but you can be a fucking monster."

Lu Xingzhou: "Call me Dad."

Shi Yinyu: "..."

The two figured that it was almost time to show their faces, so they turned and left the podium. It was rare to have time to come to the shopping mall. Shi Yinyu suggested to go shopping. The weather turned cold, and it was time to buy some seasonal clothes.

Lu Xingzhou hesitated: "Your injury can support..."

"It's just to buy some clothes." Shi Yinyu took him into his arms and walked into the shopping mall. "It's not like going to war. You touched for so long last night, didn't you notice that my wounds have healed?"

Lu Xingzhou: "Who touched you? You did it yourself, don't slander me."

There was a discounted men's clothing store in front, and the two walked in while slandering each other.

Lu Xingzhou picked up a gray cashmere coat, put it on Shi Yinyu, and nodded with satisfaction. He looks good with anything.

Shi Yinyu took photos in front of the mirror: "It's okay, the material is good, I bought two as a couple's outfit."

"Let me check the price," Lu Xingzhou flipped through the tags, "uh..."

Retail price: RMB23333.00

Shi Yinyu: "How much is it?"

Lu Xingzhou took off the coat from him: "This one doesn't look good, let's look at others."

The salesperson smiled and said, "Gentlemen, our store is celebrating the store, and the lowest discount is [-]%..."

"One discount?" Lu Xingzhou calculated in his mind, and he thought it was acceptable, and then put the coat on Shi Yinyu, looked at it for a moment, it was really good-looking, and decided: "Two pieces."

Salesperson: "Okay, sir, this coat is new this year, and it does not participate in the discount. The total of two coats is 46666 yuan..."

"Goodbye." Lu Xingzhou blankly began to take off his clothes.

Shi Yinyu: "..."

Lu Xingzhou was halfway through, when he suddenly remembered: "We earned 2000 million by selling shells."

Shi Yinyu nodded: "Yes, we are rich now."

Lu Xingzhou suddenly felt confident, and said to the salesman, "Here's one for his number, get a new one."

The salesman smiled and said, "Aren't there two pieces? Both of them are so tall and straight, they must look very good together."

"One piece, thank you." Lu Xingzhou said, "We are a perfect match even if we don't wear couple outfits."

Although he is already a rich man, but spending [-] yuan to buy a coat for himself, Lu Xingzhou still feels a pain in the flesh, but it doesn't hurt to buy it for Shi Yinyu, who made him look good in it.

Shi Yinyu was speechless: "If you don't bring one like this, if you don't buy it yourself, then I don't want it either."

Lu Xingzhou: "You can take it if I give it to you. Dad has money. What's wrong with buying clothes for his son? The love of a father is like a mountain."

Shi Yinyu: "I don't want it anymore."

Lu Xingzhou: "Don't make trouble, be obedient..."

The salesman stood on one side, the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little stiff and tired: Is it a couple... or a father and son?

In the end, Lu Xingzhou still bought two. There was no way, his son was too headstrong.

The two walked out of the men's clothing store carrying shopping bags.

A man in a suit suddenly appeared in front of the two of them, and said in a low but oppressive voice: "Chief Shi, Team Leader Lu, hello, I am the captain of the Prince Regent's Guards, and our lord would like to see you two."

Lu Xingzhou took a step forward, stood halfway in front of Shi Yinyu, and looked at the captain of the imperial guard: "What if we don't want to see her?"

Captain: "That's up to you."

"Brother," Lu Xingzhou sneered, "The captain of the imperial guards is not a small official, so why is he so simple? Chief Shi is already in his prime, so you dare to hold us hostage?"

"Team leader Lu was joking, it's not a hostage, but a request." The captain said arrogantly, though he seemed humble.

Lu Xingzhou glanced around and saw more than a dozen people mixed in the crowd watching them calmly.

Outnumbered and outnumbered, the demon world came prepared.

Lu Xingzhou's face turned cold: "I repeat, we don't want to see her."

"It seems that you are toasting and not eating fine wine?" The captain gritted his teeth, and the sharp teeth gleamed coldly.

The surrounding monsters stepped out of the crowd one after another, revealing ferocious animal teeth and sharp claws. As they approached slowly, the air twisted slightly, and a barrier separated them from the outside crowd.

Lu Xingzhou's bone whip slipped quietly into his palm.

"It's rare for me to have the opportunity to go shopping with Xingzhou," Shi Yinyu said indifferently, "The beast that bothers us the most when we are alone..."

Before he finished speaking, he had already made a bold move, a jet of black air spewed out from the palm of his hand, and shot at the captain of the imperial guard like an arrow from the string.

The captain of the Imperial Guard was extremely fast, flashing the black air, raised his face and let out a wolf howl, the monsters turned into their original forms and rushed up wildly.

A burst of fire came through the air, and Lu Xingzhou swung his whip, drawing a fire-colored arc in the air, sparks falling all over the sky.

Beasts are afraid of fire and are driven back by the flames.

The captain of the imperial guard roared again, changed back into a human form, and with two knives in hand, he slashed towards Lu Xingzhou swiftly.

Shi Yinyu waved his hand, and a wave of air shot out.

The captain of the imperial guard was overturned and hit the barrier heavily.

The enchantment couldn't bear it, and it shattered, and the battle situation was displayed in front of the bustling crowd.

"Ahhhhhhhhh..." people screamed in panic.

Lu Xingzhou said in a deep voice, "No, it will cause chaos here."

After finishing speaking, He Shi Yinyu turned around and rushed out of the shopping mall.

The monsters are hot on their heels.

Lu Xingzhou remembered that there was an ecological park nearby, and there should be fewer people than the road outside, so he rushed in that direction based on his memory.

There was a forest in front of him. Lu Xingzhou jumped into the forest. Just as he stood still, he felt a gust of wind breaking behind him. He dodged nimbly, and a sharp knife flew from behind and pierced into the nearby tree.

Lu Xingzhou turned around abruptly, swung the bone whip away, knocked back the monsters for a while, and continued to rush into the depths of the woods.

There was a thunderous bark behind him, and the voice of the captain of the guard sounded: "Group Leader Lu, if he runs away again, I will kill him."

Lu Xingzhou stopped in his tracks, turned his head, and saw the captain of the imperial guard holding a thin boy with his left hand, and holding a knife to the boy's neck with his right hand.

The boy was wearing a mask and hat, and was holding a rope in his hand. At the other end of the rope was a long-haired sorrel dog.

The dog's hind legs were slightly curled up, its tail was between its legs, as if it was extremely frightened, but it still barked at the captain of the guard.

"Lizi, don't be afraid, don't be afraid..." The young man couldn't save himself, and he was still trying to comfort his dog.

Lu Xingzhou's voice cooled down: "Captain of the Imperial Guard, your methods are so low."

"It doesn't matter if it's low or not, as long as it works." The captain of the imperial guard grinned, "As long as you two follow us obediently, of course we...fuck you!"

While he was not paying attention, the dog jumped up and bit his leg.

The captain of the guards kicked the dog away.

"Chestnuts!!!" the boy yelled.

Lu Xingzhou threw out the bone whip, wrapped it around the dog, and pulled him back. The dog was terrified, lying in Lu Xingzhou's arms trembling unceasingly, whining from its throat.

"Good..." Lu Xingzhou stroked his soft hair, and found that the dog was still a one-eyed dragon.

"Leader Lu, do you still need to think about it?" The captain of the guard grinned grinningly, and with a little force on the knife in his hand, the boy's white neck suddenly bled.

Lu Xingzhou sneered: "Okay, okay, okay, where is the regent?"

Captain of the Imperial Guard: "You don't have to worry about where she is, we will take the two of you to see her."

Lu Xingzhou: "Release the hostages in your hands."

"That can't be done, without him, how can I guarantee that you will follow me obediently?" The captain of the imperial guard tilted his head, smelling the smell of the young man's blood, and smiled, "This is still a little monster..."

Lu Xingzhou narrowed his eyes and threatened: "If you dare to hurt an innocent person again, I will kill the regent together, believe it or not?"

"Don't talk big words," the captain of the imperial guards turned the boy around, and walked back sideways, "please."

A commercial vehicle with black window film came from a distance, parked on the side of the road, the door opened, and Lu Xingzhou was about to get in the vehicle.

"Wait." A monster took out the handcuffs, "Leader Lu, I offended you."

Lu Xingzhou didn't reach out his hand: "I don't need this thing, I can't run."

Monster: "Just in case."

"There is no chance," Lu Xingzhou said indifferently, "If there is any chance, you are already dead now."

The captain of the imperial guard asked the monster to put away the handcuffs: "I believe in the trust of Team Leader Lu, you two, get in the car."

After Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu got into the car obediently, the captain of the imperial guard let go of the young man who was being held captive, wiped the blood from his neck, put it on the tip of his tongue, and said, "It's so fragrant and sweet, the blood is quite noble, what's your last name?" ?”

"Civilian, no surname." The boy whispered, turned around and fled in a hurry.

The captain of the guard grabbed the back of his neck, dragged him back, and pulled off his mask with his hand.

The young man was so thin that he was almost out of shape, with sunken cheeks and dull eyes, he looked like he was born in poverty.

The captain of the guard let go: "Go away."