He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years
Chapter 216
Like a ladle of cold water being poured into hot oil, a frying pan suddenly exploded in the medical room, and the nurses screamed in panic and ran around like headless chickens.
Lu Xingzhou went straight through the crowd, rushed to the bed with big strides, opened his hands to hold a rock and drink feathers, but stopped, glanced at the wounds all over his body, frowned, and asked in a deep voice: "How is it?"
"It hurts..." Shi Yinyu said aggrievedly.
Lu Xingzhou raised the corners of his lips, smiled, reached out to wipe the sweat off his cheeks, leaned over, kissed him quickly on the lips, and turned around.
The wrist was pulled.
A force pulled him backwards.
Lu Xingzhou turned around and was hugged by Shi Yinyu.
A fiery kiss sealed his lips.
The two stood in a messy medical room, kissing passionately.
After the kiss was over, Shi Yinyu wanted to continue, but Lu Xingzhou put a finger on his lips and said with a smile: "Wait, let me roast a fat quail first..."
In the observation room next door, the Minister of Subduing Demons was surrounded by a group of people and was retreating outwards.
Lu Xingzhou raised his hand, and the flaming Luo Jiahuo rushed towards the crowd with the bone whip burning. He threw a whip in the air, and countless sparks fell in all directions.
"Ahhh..." People dodged subconsciously, revealing the bewildered Minister of Conquering Demons.
The flame on the bone whip disappeared, and it tightly wrapped around the neck of the Minister of Subduing Demons, pulled him roughly, and threw him on the ground with all his strength.
"Damn it! Be gentle!" The minister was thrown and almost passed out. He got up in a daze and saw a puddle of blood on the ground in front of him. He looked up and saw the figure of the demon doctor nailed to the wall. He was shocked immediately. He got up and fell to the ground again, rubbing his back in horror: "Ahhhhhh..."
With a hard object on his back, the minister turned his head, saw Lu Xingzhou's gloomy and terrifying face, and asked in a panic, "What the hell is going on..."
Lu Xingzhou raised his foot, stepped heavily on his chest, and said coldly, "I still want to ask you what's going on."
The Minister Conquering Demons was lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, and raised his hand to grab Lu Xingzhou's feet: "It has nothing to do with me, I didn't do anything, I don't know anything, brother..."
Lu Xingzhou: "Who is your brother?"
"Xing Zhou, no no, Lord Lu!" No matter how stupid the minister of subduing demons was, he knew how to make a big fuss when he saw the end of that demon doctor, and nervously argued, "I didn't intend to harm your man, it was a misunderstanding, you let go first feet, let me get up."
Lu Xingzhou crushed his feet even harder.
The Minister of Conquering Demons wailed in pain.
"You mean a misunderstanding? Then the doctor in your world must have acted on his own initiative?" As Lu Xingzhou said, he flicked the bone whip, wrapped around the demon doctor's legs and dragged him off the wall.
The nail pierced through the shoulder, and the demon doctor let out a miserable scream, and fell heavily on the ground, unable to get up for a while.
Lu Xingzhou said in a deep voice, "You acted without authorization and deliberately sabotaged the relationship between the two realms of demons, what is your intention?"
"I...I..." The demon doctor looked at the Minister of Subduing Demons in a panic.
The Minister of Conquering Demons said angrily: "What do you think I am doing? Look at what you have done! Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Lu!"
The demon doctor struggled and knelt in front of Lu Xingzhou: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, it's all on my own initiative and has nothing to do with others. I..."
"You guys are so disgusting." Lu Xingzhou interrupted him, "You want to blame him for everything? You are mentally handicapped, and you think everyone is as mentally handicapped as you? Without your instructions, he would be a little doctor. , eat the bear heart and leopard guts, dare to attack Shi Yinyu?"
The Minister of Conquering Demons shrank back from being scolded, and muttered in a low voice: "Maybe he ate it. What evidence can prove that we ordered it..."
Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows.
The Minister of Subduing Demons covered his mouth and shook his head vigorously.
Lu Xingzhou sneered, leaned over, looked at his face with contempt, and said indifferently: "You may not understand one thing - I don't need any evidence to prove it, I already believe that you ordered it."
"You rely on..." The voice of the Minister of Conquering Demons came to an abrupt end.
A syringe stretched out from the side and stopped only half a centimeter away from his neck.
The Minister of Conquering Demons immediately pissed in fear: "What...what are you doing? Don't act nonsense!"
"What are you afraid of? It's just an ordinary anesthetic." The nurse held the syringe, not only didn't withdraw his hand, but also made a gesture to pierce the needle point into his neck more forcefully.
Minister of Conquering Demons: "Ahhhhh..."
"Hey, why are you screaming so badly? Isn't it an ordinary anesthetic?" The nurse held up the syringe and pretended to ask, "Could it be... aphrodisiac?"
The Minister Conquering Demons muttered guiltyly: "It's just ordinary anesthesia... anesthesia..."
Nurse: "Then I'll stick it on you to try the effect."
Minister of Conquering Demons: "Ahhhhh..."
"Xiaozhou, this sand sculpture is so annoying, shall we cut his vocal cords?" the nurse suggested solemnly.
"No, no, no, everything is negotiable!" The Minister of Subduing Demons howled ghostly.
"Stop making trouble." The director's gloomy voice sounded.
Following the sound of chaotic footsteps, the director led people into the medical room, and first looked at the other two doctors who were stupefied with fright: "Have all the magic town nails been taken out?"
"It's all taken out," the doctor brought out a dissecting tray, and six bloody long and thin nails were neatly placed inside, "there is one more..."
Everyone moved their eyes to the wall, and the nail was deeply pierced into the wall, and the blood left shocking bloodstains on the snow-white wall.
The muscles on the director's face twitched, and he said with a straight face: "Xiao Lu, let go of the Minister of Subduing Demons first."
Lu Xingzhou stepped on the minister's chest and raised his eyebrows: "I must get an explanation."
Chief: "Let go of him first."
Lu Xingzhou snorted with a half-smile, and retracted his feet.
The Minister of Conquering Demons got up in a hurry, and rushed behind the chief, his group of subordinates scrambled to reach out to help him.
"Go away!" The Minister of Subduing Demon kicked one of them flying, and cursed, "They are all trash!"
The chief tilted his head slightly, glanced at him disdainfully from the corner of his eye, turned to look at Lu Xingzhou, and said in a deep voice, "This matter is really bad, I will definitely give you an appropriate answer, don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou nodded: "Yes."
"This..." The director's eyes fell on the face of the nurse, and he asked suspiciously, "Which world of nurse are you from?"
The nurse looked around and pointed to his nose: "Me? I don't belong to any world. If my identity must be investigated," he said, straightening his spine, his voice full of righteousness, "Please Call me the Messenger of Justice."
Director: "..."
The Minister Conquering Demons hid behind the director, pointed at the nurse and shouted: "This guy has a problem at first glance, maybe he planned everything, brother director, I question him with his real name!"
The director looked at several doctors: "Who brought this nurse?"
The doctors looked at each other and said one after another: "There is no one in my team who is so lucky..."
"What do you mean? You have no respect for my fat! Apologize to them immediately!!!" The nurse was furious. fat face.
"Ren Buren?" The director was astonished.
The Minister of Subduing Demons took a breath, and raised his voice sharply: "You are... that exiled son of Fat Dashi!"
Ren Buren digs his ears: "Who is that? I am so beautiful and prosperous, can I still hit my face?"
"You're still alive..." The Minister of Subduing Demons turned pale and murmured, "So you're really still alive..."
"Fuck off, I'm still alive, of course," Ren Buren said angrily, "I'm not only alive, I'm also living a colorful life, with colorful flags fluttering, fluttering like a celestial being, immortal..."
"Shut up, you." The director said feebly, in a trance, "Ren Buren, why are you here?"
Ren Buren unbuttoned the protective uniform that was obviously a few sizes too small, and said lightly: "Well, because I am extremely smart, once I heard that the regent agreed to untie the magic nail, I knew there must be a fraud, so I, Xiaodi, investigated After a while, I found that the doctor in the demon world mixed poison in the anesthetic."
He raised the syringe in his hand and shook it.
Everyone was surprised: "Poison|medicine?"
"Yes, it's highly poisonous, one drop will kill you." Ren Buren pressed hard with his thumb, and the potion sprayed out in a beautiful parabola.
Everyone avoided it one after another.
"Oh, actually it's gone." Ren Buren sprayed it into the sky, raised his face, opened his mouth, and caught the potion.
Everyone: "!!!"
"I have replaced it with glucose." Ren Buren babbled and commented, "Sweeter than first love."
Everyone: "..."
Ren Buren: "But we, Comrade Xiaoshi, are a ruthless person. We operate directly without anesthesia. It's amazing. He deserves to be a man who dares to marry our Xiaozhou... a devil."
Shi Yinyu was wearing a surgical gown, sitting lazily on the edge of the bed, with a hint of deceitfulness hidden between his brows and eyes, he smiled and said, "Thank you."
Ren Buren looked at the demon doctor who was curled up on the ground: "This guy came with a difficult task, but he couldn't finish it, and finally took the risk and put all his eggs in one bet - I use this idiom with a sense of culture - trying to get the doctor who has been pulled out. The Suppressing Nail that came out was stuffed back, although I don’t understand this disgusting thing you guys are doing, but I reckon that pulling it out halfway and then stuffing it back in should be quite fatal, so I made a bold move to turn the tide..."
"So that's how it is." The chief nodded, his eyes fell on the demon doctor, he pondered for a moment, and then said: "Catch him and keep him under strict supervision."
Only then did the Minister of Conquering Demons come back to his senses: "Why arrest him? He belongs to our demon world, and if we want to arrest him, we should be caught by our demon world!"
The director glanced at him lightly, and said in a deep voice to his subordinates: "The Minister of Subduing Demons was frightened and lost his mind. Escort him to the VIP lounge. Without my order, no one is allowed to disturb him for any reason."
"???" The Minister of Conquering Demons was astonished: "You dare to put me under house arrest? Where do you have the guts?"
"What do you dare to do? Serving the people is of course the courage given to me by the people of the world." After the chief spoke humbly, his opponent said, "Hurry up and protect our distinguished guests."
So the Minister of Subduing Demons had just been redeemed from the underworld less than three days before he was detained again by a phoenix-tailed snail.
After the King Regent got the news, Thunder was furious, and his blood pressure soared to over 200 again.
Lu Xingzhou brought Shi Yinyu home, and the ruthless man who could keep silent without anesthesia for surgery suddenly turned into a weak little princess, lying on the bed, moaning, chirping, insisting on kissing his beloved wife To drive away the pain.
It hurts so bad you forget it. ——Lu Xingzhou, whose lips were swollen, thought viciously.
Lu Xingzhou went straight through the crowd, rushed to the bed with big strides, opened his hands to hold a rock and drink feathers, but stopped, glanced at the wounds all over his body, frowned, and asked in a deep voice: "How is it?"
"It hurts..." Shi Yinyu said aggrievedly.
Lu Xingzhou raised the corners of his lips, smiled, reached out to wipe the sweat off his cheeks, leaned over, kissed him quickly on the lips, and turned around.
The wrist was pulled.
A force pulled him backwards.
Lu Xingzhou turned around and was hugged by Shi Yinyu.
A fiery kiss sealed his lips.
The two stood in a messy medical room, kissing passionately.
After the kiss was over, Shi Yinyu wanted to continue, but Lu Xingzhou put a finger on his lips and said with a smile: "Wait, let me roast a fat quail first..."
In the observation room next door, the Minister of Subduing Demons was surrounded by a group of people and was retreating outwards.
Lu Xingzhou raised his hand, and the flaming Luo Jiahuo rushed towards the crowd with the bone whip burning. He threw a whip in the air, and countless sparks fell in all directions.
"Ahhh..." People dodged subconsciously, revealing the bewildered Minister of Conquering Demons.
The flame on the bone whip disappeared, and it tightly wrapped around the neck of the Minister of Subduing Demons, pulled him roughly, and threw him on the ground with all his strength.
"Damn it! Be gentle!" The minister was thrown and almost passed out. He got up in a daze and saw a puddle of blood on the ground in front of him. He looked up and saw the figure of the demon doctor nailed to the wall. He was shocked immediately. He got up and fell to the ground again, rubbing his back in horror: "Ahhhhhh..."
With a hard object on his back, the minister turned his head, saw Lu Xingzhou's gloomy and terrifying face, and asked in a panic, "What the hell is going on..."
Lu Xingzhou raised his foot, stepped heavily on his chest, and said coldly, "I still want to ask you what's going on."
The Minister Conquering Demons was lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, and raised his hand to grab Lu Xingzhou's feet: "It has nothing to do with me, I didn't do anything, I don't know anything, brother..."
Lu Xingzhou: "Who is your brother?"
"Xing Zhou, no no, Lord Lu!" No matter how stupid the minister of subduing demons was, he knew how to make a big fuss when he saw the end of that demon doctor, and nervously argued, "I didn't intend to harm your man, it was a misunderstanding, you let go first feet, let me get up."
Lu Xingzhou crushed his feet even harder.
The Minister of Conquering Demons wailed in pain.
"You mean a misunderstanding? Then the doctor in your world must have acted on his own initiative?" As Lu Xingzhou said, he flicked the bone whip, wrapped around the demon doctor's legs and dragged him off the wall.
The nail pierced through the shoulder, and the demon doctor let out a miserable scream, and fell heavily on the ground, unable to get up for a while.
Lu Xingzhou said in a deep voice, "You acted without authorization and deliberately sabotaged the relationship between the two realms of demons, what is your intention?"
"I...I..." The demon doctor looked at the Minister of Subduing Demons in a panic.
The Minister of Conquering Demons said angrily: "What do you think I am doing? Look at what you have done! Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Lu!"
The demon doctor struggled and knelt in front of Lu Xingzhou: "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, it's all on my own initiative and has nothing to do with others. I..."
"You guys are so disgusting." Lu Xingzhou interrupted him, "You want to blame him for everything? You are mentally handicapped, and you think everyone is as mentally handicapped as you? Without your instructions, he would be a little doctor. , eat the bear heart and leopard guts, dare to attack Shi Yinyu?"
The Minister of Conquering Demons shrank back from being scolded, and muttered in a low voice: "Maybe he ate it. What evidence can prove that we ordered it..."
Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows.
The Minister of Subduing Demons covered his mouth and shook his head vigorously.
Lu Xingzhou sneered, leaned over, looked at his face with contempt, and said indifferently: "You may not understand one thing - I don't need any evidence to prove it, I already believe that you ordered it."
"You rely on..." The voice of the Minister of Conquering Demons came to an abrupt end.
A syringe stretched out from the side and stopped only half a centimeter away from his neck.
The Minister of Conquering Demons immediately pissed in fear: "What...what are you doing? Don't act nonsense!"
"What are you afraid of? It's just an ordinary anesthetic." The nurse held the syringe, not only didn't withdraw his hand, but also made a gesture to pierce the needle point into his neck more forcefully.
Minister of Conquering Demons: "Ahhhhh..."
"Hey, why are you screaming so badly? Isn't it an ordinary anesthetic?" The nurse held up the syringe and pretended to ask, "Could it be... aphrodisiac?"
The Minister Conquering Demons muttered guiltyly: "It's just ordinary anesthesia... anesthesia..."
Nurse: "Then I'll stick it on you to try the effect."
Minister of Conquering Demons: "Ahhhhh..."
"Xiaozhou, this sand sculpture is so annoying, shall we cut his vocal cords?" the nurse suggested solemnly.
"No, no, no, everything is negotiable!" The Minister of Subduing Demons howled ghostly.
"Stop making trouble." The director's gloomy voice sounded.
Following the sound of chaotic footsteps, the director led people into the medical room, and first looked at the other two doctors who were stupefied with fright: "Have all the magic town nails been taken out?"
"It's all taken out," the doctor brought out a dissecting tray, and six bloody long and thin nails were neatly placed inside, "there is one more..."
Everyone moved their eyes to the wall, and the nail was deeply pierced into the wall, and the blood left shocking bloodstains on the snow-white wall.
The muscles on the director's face twitched, and he said with a straight face: "Xiao Lu, let go of the Minister of Subduing Demons first."
Lu Xingzhou stepped on the minister's chest and raised his eyebrows: "I must get an explanation."
Chief: "Let go of him first."
Lu Xingzhou snorted with a half-smile, and retracted his feet.
The Minister of Conquering Demons got up in a hurry, and rushed behind the chief, his group of subordinates scrambled to reach out to help him.
"Go away!" The Minister of Subduing Demon kicked one of them flying, and cursed, "They are all trash!"
The chief tilted his head slightly, glanced at him disdainfully from the corner of his eye, turned to look at Lu Xingzhou, and said in a deep voice, "This matter is really bad, I will definitely give you an appropriate answer, don't worry."
Lu Xingzhou nodded: "Yes."
"This..." The director's eyes fell on the face of the nurse, and he asked suspiciously, "Which world of nurse are you from?"
The nurse looked around and pointed to his nose: "Me? I don't belong to any world. If my identity must be investigated," he said, straightening his spine, his voice full of righteousness, "Please Call me the Messenger of Justice."
Director: "..."
The Minister Conquering Demons hid behind the director, pointed at the nurse and shouted: "This guy has a problem at first glance, maybe he planned everything, brother director, I question him with his real name!"
The director looked at several doctors: "Who brought this nurse?"
The doctors looked at each other and said one after another: "There is no one in my team who is so lucky..."
"What do you mean? You have no respect for my fat! Apologize to them immediately!!!" The nurse was furious. fat face.
"Ren Buren?" The director was astonished.
The Minister of Subduing Demons took a breath, and raised his voice sharply: "You are... that exiled son of Fat Dashi!"
Ren Buren digs his ears: "Who is that? I am so beautiful and prosperous, can I still hit my face?"
"You're still alive..." The Minister of Subduing Demons turned pale and murmured, "So you're really still alive..."
"Fuck off, I'm still alive, of course," Ren Buren said angrily, "I'm not only alive, I'm also living a colorful life, with colorful flags fluttering, fluttering like a celestial being, immortal..."
"Shut up, you." The director said feebly, in a trance, "Ren Buren, why are you here?"
Ren Buren unbuttoned the protective uniform that was obviously a few sizes too small, and said lightly: "Well, because I am extremely smart, once I heard that the regent agreed to untie the magic nail, I knew there must be a fraud, so I, Xiaodi, investigated After a while, I found that the doctor in the demon world mixed poison in the anesthetic."
He raised the syringe in his hand and shook it.
Everyone was surprised: "Poison|medicine?"
"Yes, it's highly poisonous, one drop will kill you." Ren Buren pressed hard with his thumb, and the potion sprayed out in a beautiful parabola.
Everyone avoided it one after another.
"Oh, actually it's gone." Ren Buren sprayed it into the sky, raised his face, opened his mouth, and caught the potion.
Everyone: "!!!"
"I have replaced it with glucose." Ren Buren babbled and commented, "Sweeter than first love."
Everyone: "..."
Ren Buren: "But we, Comrade Xiaoshi, are a ruthless person. We operate directly without anesthesia. It's amazing. He deserves to be a man who dares to marry our Xiaozhou... a devil."
Shi Yinyu was wearing a surgical gown, sitting lazily on the edge of the bed, with a hint of deceitfulness hidden between his brows and eyes, he smiled and said, "Thank you."
Ren Buren looked at the demon doctor who was curled up on the ground: "This guy came with a difficult task, but he couldn't finish it, and finally took the risk and put all his eggs in one bet - I use this idiom with a sense of culture - trying to get the doctor who has been pulled out. The Suppressing Nail that came out was stuffed back, although I don’t understand this disgusting thing you guys are doing, but I reckon that pulling it out halfway and then stuffing it back in should be quite fatal, so I made a bold move to turn the tide..."
"So that's how it is." The chief nodded, his eyes fell on the demon doctor, he pondered for a moment, and then said: "Catch him and keep him under strict supervision."
Only then did the Minister of Conquering Demons come back to his senses: "Why arrest him? He belongs to our demon world, and if we want to arrest him, we should be caught by our demon world!"
The director glanced at him lightly, and said in a deep voice to his subordinates: "The Minister of Subduing Demons was frightened and lost his mind. Escort him to the VIP lounge. Without my order, no one is allowed to disturb him for any reason."
"???" The Minister of Conquering Demons was astonished: "You dare to put me under house arrest? Where do you have the guts?"
"What do you dare to do? Serving the people is of course the courage given to me by the people of the world." After the chief spoke humbly, his opponent said, "Hurry up and protect our distinguished guests."
So the Minister of Subduing Demons had just been redeemed from the underworld less than three days before he was detained again by a phoenix-tailed snail.
After the King Regent got the news, Thunder was furious, and his blood pressure soared to over 200 again.
Lu Xingzhou brought Shi Yinyu home, and the ruthless man who could keep silent without anesthesia for surgery suddenly turned into a weak little princess, lying on the bed, moaning, chirping, insisting on kissing his beloved wife To drive away the pain.
It hurts so bad you forget it. ——Lu Xingzhou, whose lips were swollen, thought viciously.
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