He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Shi Yinyu has never heard of tomato-potatoes. Based on his understanding of agriculture, a tomato is a tomato, and a potato is a potato. One knot is on the top, which is a berry, and the other is a knot on the bottom, which is a tuber. How can there be a plant that bears tomatoes? Potatoes below?

Even if there is such a plant, what does it have to do with Yaoyi?Regardless of whether Lu Xingzhou is a human or a snake, he is at least an animal.

Shi Yinyu narrowed his eyes dangerously.

The Minister of Conquering Demons immediately raised his voice: "Don't be angry, I'm not talking nonsense! Do you know how tomatoes and potatoes are cultivated?"

Shi Yinyu: "This kind of thing..."

"Fuse the cells of tomato and potato to obtain the hybrid cells of the two, and the new plant can grow tomatoes on the top and potatoes on the bottom," said the minister of demons quickly, "but this method is against the sky, so it is inevitable There are some penalties."

Shi Yinyu thought of Lu Xingzhou's snake tail, and realized that Lu Xingzhou, a lunatic, might have fused himself with the snake cultivator, that's why he sometimes looks like a human and sometimes looks like a monster.

What nonsense.

So Yao Yi is the so-called punishment?

In addition to the generation of demon shadows, is there anything else in this heaven-defying punishment mechanism?

He asked in a deep voice, "What punishment will there be?"

Minister of Conquering Demons: "Neither tomatoes nor potatoes."

Shi Yinyu paused for a moment: "I'm asking Yaoyi."

"Oh," the Minister of Conquering Demons sniffled, "I don't know how you know about Yaoyi, but this word has not been mentioned for a long time, and I also became the Minister of Conquering Demons, so I only learned about this sorcery from the file. "

Shi Yinyu: "What kind of magic?"

Minister Conquering Demons: "Many years ago, there was a lunatic—he was not a monster, we do not have this kind of insanity in the demon world—I didn't know which muscle was wrong, and wrote a paper, proposing a way to increase cultivation through physical fusion. "

Shi Yinyu: "Swallowing can indeed increase cultivation."

"No, no, not devouring, devouring is a kind of assimilation, the process of transforming external energy into one's own energy, and fusion is a kind of symbiosis, which plays the role of 1+1>2, for example, a person is born a small family Que'er, you can become male by merging with a donkey."

Shi Yinyu: "..."

The Minister of Conquering Demons spread his hands: "You also know that after Homo sapiens has evolved for hundreds of thousands of years, its brain has become more and more developed, but its power is much weaker than that of monsters. Therefore, in the years when the paper was circulated, many human monks fought We came up with the idea of ​​fusion, and our monsters, as the cubs with the most abundant biodiversity, have become the targets of hunting and killing, what a beauty..."

Shi Yinyu reminded: "Yaoyi."

"Oh," said the Minister of Conquering Demons, "this kind of sorcery has seriously affected the safety of the demon world, so the demon king issued a decree to classify it as a forbidden technique, and the paper was deleted. I thought this disaster would end like this , but I didn’t expect that many years later, those monks who had done the fusion would have serious sequelae.”

Shi Yinyu: "Sequelae?"

Minister of Conquering Demons: "They gradually showed a half-human, half-demon state."

Shi Yinyu: "Why? The fusion failed?"

"Then who knows? If we know it, we can overcome this problem!" The Minister of Conquering Demons said, "I saw from the file that the experts speculated that it might be because the vitality of the monster was tenacious enough. Well... this view is a little bit Racism, political incorrectness, condemn them. But there is some truth to it. I heard that hibernating hedgehogs will not die if they are immersed in water for half an hour. It also makes sense that the monster fused with the monk gradually took control of a part of the body after many years of dormancy."

Shi Yinyu felt cold all over his body, as if he was gradually sinking into a slowly sinking ice pool. He slowly opened his mouth and heard his deep voice ask: "Does the appearance of a demon mean that the monster has started to take away your body?" Control?"

"Hmm..." The Minister of Subduing Demons hesitated for a moment, "Brother, where did you hear about Yaoyi? Could it be..." He lowered his voice, "Does someone around you have this symptom?"

Shi Yinyu: "It has nothing to do with you."

"Aiyo, are you so unfriendly?" The Minister of Subduing Demons said aggrievedly, "I have a good relationship with your family, Lu Xingzhou. We often talk and laugh happily. He also said that he would tell me your lingering love story..."

Shi Yinyu glanced at him.

His eyes were indifferent, and his pupils were gloomy like death.

A layer of white sweat sprang up on the back of the Minister of Conquering Demons, and shut up knowingly.

Shi Yinyu: "The appearance of a demon is the first step towards becoming half-human and half-demon?"

"Well..." The Minister of Conquering Demons turned his eyes erratically, and said cautiously, "I don't know very well, but I don't think you need to be so nervous. Compared with other sequelae, Yaoyi is just a small biscuit."

"There's no need to be nervous? Heh." Shi Yinyu sneered, he wouldn't know it hurts unless the knife cut him. When talking about other people's situation, everyone can be an expert.

"Believe me, brother, it's just a demon, do you know what 'yellow' means?" The minister pointed to his eyes and explained, "It's a membrane covering the eyeball, and 'yellow' means that the eyes are covered Erosion from the evil spirit, showing a semi-twilight state, neither painful nor itchy, just blurred vision, even the big E on the eye chart can't be seen clearly, but, to be honest, it's quite beautiful."

Shi Yinyu doesn't think Yao Yi is beautiful at all, as long as he thinks that this thing blocks Lu Xingzhou's sight, he feels that it is extremely ugly and has no qualifications to exist in the world.

The Minister Conquering Demons didn't know what he thought of, and with a fascinated expression on his face, he murmured: "I heard from the unofficial history that people with Yaoyi are particularly sensitive when applauding for love..."

Shi Yinyu: "..."

"Ahem, ahem, I didn't say anything." The minister came back to his senses in an instant, cleared his throat, and muttered in confusion, "Strange, why do you want to ask Yaoyi? With that fusion technique banned, This thing is extinct."

Shi Yinyu: "Are you sure it's extinct?"

"Of course, that happened many years ago. It is estimated that few people know the fusion technique now. Even if there are criminals who take risks, it is not certain that demons will appear. As we all know, human beings are a group of heretics without faith. They don't dare to do it. There are all kinds of blind chicken fusion tricks, and the aftereffects are also various." The Minister of Conquering Demons seemed to recall some unbearable scenes, shrank his head, and said with fear, "I have also seen a fusion of eel demons. Female monk, after giving birth to a man, is this much more serious than Yaoyi?"

Shi Yinyu: "Why?"

"Ah? Because the sex of rice field eels will be reversed."

Shi Yinyu: "I asked why Yaoyi doesn't always appear."

"Because the probability is too low, I remember looking through such a thick stack of files, and only saw one case."

Shi Yinyu keenly caught a trace of the problem, and frowned: "Can you also notice an isolated case? Is there anything unusual about this case?"

"If it's unusual, it's probably because the staff who sorted out this case were too cheap." The minister rolled his eyes and said, "This part of the entire file is the dirtiest, and I don't know how many times I have touched it. What's the good of it?" It's not the butt that I touched."

Shi Yinyu: "How did that case merge?"

Minister of Conquering Demons: "Where do I remember?"

Shi Yinyu: "When you go back to the demon world, show me that file."

"Are you kidding me?" the Minister of Subduing Demons exclaimed, "That's a forbidden technique! It's all archived and stored! Even if I can retrieve it, I can't show you a monster..."

Shi Yinyu raised his eyelids.

The minister's voice suddenly dropped to almost inaudible, and he beeped softly: "This is a mistake..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

I saw that Shi Yinyu moved from the door to the bed in an instant as soon as he took a step. With his fingers like lightning, he pressed heavily on the forehead of the Minister of Conquering Demons, and quickly drew a rune. Wherever his fingertips touched, black mist filled the air.

It only took a few seconds to draw the talisman, Shi Yinyu withdrew his hand, and the black mist on his fingertips disappeared.

The Minister of Subduing Demons was already sluggish the moment his finger pressed it up, and he couldn't recover for a long time until he withdrew his hand.

Shi Yinyu snorted.

The Minister Conquering Demons suddenly came back to his senses, covered his forehead, and burst into tears: "Damn it! It hurts so much! What did you do???"

Shi Yinyu: "It's just a curse. You go back to the demon world and find out that case for me, and I will undo your curse."

The Minister of Subduing Demons sobbed and asked in a trembling voice, "If...what if not?"

Shi Yinyu: "You will be burning with desire all the time, but you will not be able to vent it, and you will never have a moment of joy throughout your life."

"Fuck you bloody mother!!!" The Minister of Subduing Demons roared.

Shi Yinyu ignored his yelling, Shi Shiran turned and walked out the door.

"Are you two sick?" The Minister of Conquering Demons broke down and cried bitterly, "One gave me an evil deed, and the other gave me a curse, do you think I'm some fucking trash can?"

Mentioning the evil contract set up by Lu Xingzhou with his heart and blood as a matchmaker, Shi Yinyu's lips slightly raised, and he turned around: "You are really lucky."

"Fortunately you are paralyzed!!!"

Shi Yinyu walked back to his side, looked at him indifferently, and said lightly: "As long as you are obedient and obedient, we will naturally not make you suffer, and we will also give you the death-defying joy you are after..."

"Yaoshou, I heard something." A voice sounded outside the door.

Shi Yinyu turned around abruptly, and saw Lu Xingzhou standing outside the door, with the judge and a child in black standing beside him.

"How did you come?"

"Hiss..." Lu Xingzhou gasped, "This is more like being caught cheating."

Shi Yinyu laughed: "Nonsense."

Lu Xingzhou: "You're going to give him joy to death!!!"

"This glory belongs only to you."

"Thank you Lord Ron."

Shi Yinyu: "..."

Lu Xingzhou laughed out loud.

Shi Yinyu's eyes moved to the side, and after nodding to the judge, he landed on the child, feeling a little suspicious in his heart, and just about to speak, the terrified voice of the Minister of Subduing Demon came from behind——

"Fuck! No wonder you want to ask Yaoyi, this... Lu Xingzhou, your eyes... what the hell did you do???"

Lu Xingzhou was stunned for a moment, looked at Shi Yinyu, and smiled: "So you came to him to ask about Yaoyi?"

Seeing his slightly pale smile, Shi Yinyu's heart trembled suddenly, he stretched out his hand to hold his finger, and said anxiously: "I'm just curious..."

"You can't ask him if you're curious." Lu Xingzhou smiled more calmly than before, pointing at the Minister of Conquering Demons, and said to Shi Yinyu, "This trash is ignorant, and he doesn't know as much as I do."

Minister of Conquering Demons: "Who are you calling trash!!!"

Shi Yinyu held Lu Xingzhou's cold fingertips, tried his best to warm it with his palm, and smiled reluctantly: "I just asked casually..."

Lu Xingzhou pulled out his finger.

Shi Yinyu felt his palm empty.

"Little monster," Lu Xingzhou raised his hand, tugged at his cheek, and said with a smile, "What did he tell you?"