He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Hahaha, that's it..." Lu Xingzhou laughed dryly, feeling that the judge's wonderful child-rearing aura made him at a loss, and said awkwardly, "That...you are busy, I will go first."

"Don't be in a hurry," the judge said softly, "Team Leader Lu looks so handsome today, I fell in love with you at first sight..."

Lu Xingzhou: "I have a family."

The judge pursed his lips and smiled: "Does Team Leader Lu's family care about making friends with you? I know there is a tea house nearby, and the potato cakes in it are very delicious. How about I be the host and invite Team Leader Lu to share the delicious food? Would it be a compliment?"

Why go to a tea house if you want to eat hash browns?Lu Xingzhou wanted to leave wholeheartedly, so he said against his conscience: "The man in my family is very strict and doesn't allow me to get along with other men, please forgive me."

"It's really enviable and affectionate," the judge sighed, frowned slightly, and said distressedly, "But, in my special prison in the underworld, cells are divided according to gender. Do I want to put Team Leader Lu in the female prison?" Can't be supervised?"

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

How dare you threaten me! ! !

The judge smiled, and stretched out his hand as an invitation: "Leader Lu, please."

A man can bend and stretch, Lu Xingzhou swallowed a breath of anger, and forced a smile: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

The business of the tea house was deserted, the owner was lying on the front desk and fell asleep, when he heard the wind chime on the door, he raised his head and said weakly, "Welcome, what would you like to drink?"

"A pot of Maofeng, a plate of hash browns."

"So it's Mr. Judge," the boss finally cheered up, "Please wait a moment."

The three of them sat in the private room, and through the window, they could see the Styx River in the distance and the blooming flower fields on the other bank. The judge took a cup of tea, took a sip, and said leisurely: "I haven't had a vacation for more than half a year. I went out for a walk in the dossier, and I met Team Leader Lu unexpectedly, I really have to sigh with emotion, fate is beyond words."

Lu Xingzhou responded perfunctorily with a few sentences, wondering if the judge had been single for too long, why did every sentence seem to be flirting with himself?

So he said seriously: "Speaking of fate, I have a brother who is of noble status, good-looking, and has nothing to say about his personality. He has been living in a boudoir for thousands of years, and he should be a virgin. Do you want to think about it, my lord?"

Judge: "???"

"Who?" Tianzi Yin asked inarticulately with hash browns stuffed in his mouth.

Lu Xingzhou: "The commander of your world."

Judge: "..."

"Hmm." Yin Tianzi swallowed the potato pancakes, took a sip of tea, and asked, knocking on the table, "Judge, has the Commander committed any major crimes such as corruption of ink and treason?"

Judge: "The commander-in-chief is loyal and has a breeze in his sleeves."

"Then how can the widow sentence him to death?" Tianzi Yin frowned and fell into deep thought.

"..." The judge gave Lu Xingzhou a look to express his condemnation.

Lu Xingzhou cleared his throat, gave a bunch of roasted gluten to Tianzi Yin, and said softly: "When adults talk, children don't want to interrupt."

"!!!" Yin Tianzi gasped and complained: "Judge, he is disrespectful!!!"

"He's still useful, if you don't respect it, don't respect it. Your Majesty will endure this bad breath for the time being, and it's okay to kill him after draining him." The judge gently persuaded him.

It's just that these words are very unpleasant to Lu Xingzhou's ears.

The judge picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for Tianzi Yin, then turned to look at Lu Xingzhou: "What does the new devil have to do with you?"

Lu Xingzhou thought about it, and felt that it was not very wise to lie in front of the judge, so he said calmly, "Maybe it's my second personality."

The judge nodded: "It's about the same as I guessed."

Lu Xingzhou: "Can you guess all this?"

Judge: "Two days ago, we monitored that the energy pool of Guixu suddenly bottomed out. Either a new demon master was born, or someone sucked the energy. The shells brought back by the commander were sold to him by you. I didn't Think about it, I met you in front of the barbecue stall just now, and when I saw your snake tail, I understood, it must be because the strength in my body is too strong, the human body can no longer bear it, so I have to appear in the body of a demon."

Lu Xingzhou was helpless: "You said just now that you want to squeeze me dry..."

The judge stood up suddenly, straightened his clothes, raised his hands to his chest, and bowed in a big salute.

Lu Xingzhou hurriedly stood up and helped him up: "Don't do such nonsense, what do you want to do?"

The two sat down again, and the judge said, "I want to use Team Leader Lu's strength."

Lu Xingzhou remained expressionless: "Return it?"

Judge: "Leader Lu is not such a stingy person."

Lu Xingzhou: "I am."

"If Team Leader Lu is not willing, then no one can force it. Forget it, let's not talk about this disappointment," the judge smiled, and stopped persuading, and pushed the potato cake plate in front of Lu Xingzhou. "This potato cake is really good. Not bad, try it."

Lu Xingzhou stared at the golden and attractive potato cakes, secretly thinking about the possibility of the judge poisoning them. After thinking about it for a while, he didn't dare to eat it. After all, the judge has done his best and is never afraid to use the most poisonous tricks to achieve his goals.

"Pfft..." The judge covered his mouth and smiled, "Is Team Leader Lu afraid of me?"

"No."

The judge shook his head: "This is also human nature. I have a bad reputation. I know that no one will be honest with me. They are afraid that I will plot against him..."

"Who dares to slander you?" Yin Tianzi said coldly, "I'll order someone to destroy his whole family."

Lu Xingzhou found that Shi Yinyu's worries were correct, and the education in Hades was indeed a problem.

The judge smiled wryly, looked at Lu Xingzhou, and said sincerely: "There are a lot of talents in the three realms, but in my eyes, the outstanding ones are Team Leader Lu and Chief Shi. People are not the same, I just want to make friends with the two in my personal capacity, not a ghost-eyed judge, but an old ghost who has been wandering for half a life and has been lonely all his life—Cui Zijue."

Lu Xingzhou: "..." What is this guy planning?He said it so sincerely, if I didn't know enough about his pissing nature, I would have believed it.

Someone at the scene has already believed.

——Tianzi Yin bit the roasted gluten and said displeasedly to Lu Xingzhou: "What are you doing to make him unhappy? He wants to be your friend so much, and he won't hurt you."

Lu Xingzhou instantly understood the mentality of parents-in-law making things difficult for their daughter-in-law in the world, and thought angrily: You kid still eats daddy's roasted gluten!The judge's misfortune really taught his son badly.

It's better to marry him to the Grand Commander as soon as possible.

No, the Grand Commander is so simple, he can't play with this evildoer...

Lu Xingzhou frowned, and suddenly thought of the Minister of Conquering Demons who was under house arrest. He thought to himself, that pervert eats all men and women, and he doesn't taboo meat and vegetables. Why didn't he see sex when he saw the judge's beauty?

Could it be that he was frightened by his scheming?

Speaking of scheming... Since this scheming boy has made up his own mind, how could he give up so easily?Lu Xingzhou glanced at Tianzi Yin, thinking: Maybe he doesn't want to expose his bad side in front of his master?

No, they are not really sentient. Judge's notoriety is well known in the three worlds, so there is no need to maintain a false and beautiful image in front of Emperor Yin.

Does he have any certainty that he will definitely agree...

Lu Xingzhou's mind was spinning rapidly, going through the things he had planned recently one by one, and suddenly paused——

Town magic nail.

"I really want to make friends with Team Leader Lu, and it's fine if Team Leader Lu refuses to show you favor," the judge said softly, "No matter when Team Leader Lu changes his mind, please remember that my olive branch is always there."

As he spoke, he drank the cold tea in his cup, got up, and made a gesture to leave.

Lu Xingzhou sat without moving, and said indifferently: "This deal is pretty good."

"This is not a transaction," the judge smiled, sat down again, and said with a smile, "It's mutual help between friends. The last time Congxian and his wife helped His Majesty cultivate a human form, I will always remember this kindness in my heart."

"How can I untie the magic nail?" Lu Xingzhou asked bluntly.

Judge: "The design of the town magic nails is particular. In order to avoid being undone privately, each nail is specially made, and the nails are nailed together by famous doctors from the three worlds with a unique technique of this race. If you use brute force in private If it is lifted, the meridian will break if it is light, and it will be dead if it is serious."

Lu Xingzhou: "You mean, if you want to unlock it, you must get the consent of the high-level people?"

Judge: "I will try my best to mediate."

Lu Xingzhou knew that the human world always respected human rights, so it shouldn't be a big problem, but the demon world and Sixth Heaven City had old enemies.

When the demon lord Taihua opened up the Sixth Heaven City, he directly occupied the Chiwang Mountain in the demon world, and built a huge extravagant city on the top of the mountain.

The monsters like to plunder the demon world most, because the high-level officials of the demon world are corrupt and loosely managed, and they often fail to respond in time. Sometimes thousands of monsters can easily capture a city.

When the Sixth Heaven City was at its strongest, soldiers even approached the city, almost causing the Demon King City to change its flag. This incident was also the direct cause of the previous Demon King being deposed.

Lu Xingzhou asked: "How are you going to convince the demon world?"

"Persuasion?" The judge smiled, shook his head, and said slowly, "In the mutual influence between regimes, 'speaking' is the most weak method. Just relying on 'speaking' cannot 'convince' people. It's about 'doing'."

Do clothes?

Lu Xingzhou thought dumbly: Isn't this driving a car?

The judge continued: "That is to say, direct negotiations are useless. Some people are stubborn. They have to be convinced first before they are willing to be obedient. This is something that the demon world is particularly good at."

Lu Xingzhou: "How are you going to beat the demon world?"

"This is my business," the judge said with a smile, "Leader Lu, think about it, who is visiting the underworld recently?"

"Minister of Subduing Demons?" Lu Xingzhou reacted.

The judge nodded: "At first I didn't think about exchanging that idiot for some benefits, so I subconsciously felt that I couldn't let him go back for nothing. Now it seems that ghosts and gods are protecting the Xian couple. When you need it, bah... take an idiot placed before us."

Lu Xingzhou silently bowed a tear for the Minister of Subduing Demons.

At this time, the Minister of Conquering Demons did not know that he had become a bargaining chip for the judge to profit. He looked at the person in front of him in horror, the half-gnawed apple rolled down in his hand, pointed at the door with trembling fingers, and shouted: "You, you... I know you, you're the big devil, Shi...what the hell is Shi?"

"Shi Yinyu."

"Yes, yes, Lu Xingzhou's concubine!"

"This statement is new." Shi Yinyu leaned on the door frame with his sleeves folded, and said leisurely, "I prefer to be called Lu Xingzhou's sweetheart."

The Minister of Conquering Demons looked around, patted the edge of the bed, and shouted, "Where are the guards here? Why did they let you in?"

"Of course because I now have a legal status," Shi Yinyu looked at the guy indifferently, "I would also like to thank you for saving me and reducing my sentence."

"Oh, that's it." Seeing that there seemed to be a little gratitude in his words, the Minister of Subduing Demons felt relieved, picked up the apple and blew it, and said carelessly, "You don't have to be too grateful, it's all because Lu Xingzhou gave you enough money. , so much that I feel embarrassed."

Shi Yinyu: "Then I want to know something else, do I still need to pay?"

The Minister Conquering Demons gnawed on the apple, and said inarticulately: "Just a small question, what do you charge for it? I'm not a quiz with prizes, what do you want to know?"

Shi Yinyu: "What's the matter with Yaoyi?"

"Yao Yi?" The minister dropped the apple again.

The gnawed apple groaned and rolled to Shi Yinyu's feet, leaving a wet mark on the carpet.

With a flick of Shi Yinyu's finger, a blast of air blasted the apple into fine powder, leaving not even a drop of apple juice.

The Minister of Conquering Demons stopped suddenly when he extended his hand to the fruit plate again, and realized that the monster in front of him seemed to be in a bad mood, and he didn't have much respect for himself. The so-called gratitude was purely self-indulgent, right?Also, is this blast trying to scare the chickens and monkeys?

——If you don’t answer honestly, will you be like this apple?

He silently withdrew his hand, and said in a low voice, "Why do you want to ask Yaoyi? This thing involves an ancient sorcery, which has already been banned. If I hadn't lived long enough and learned a lot, I wouldn't have known about it. "

Shi Yinyu: "What sorcery?"

"It's something that challenges public order and morals. Let me give you an analogy. Women are fun, and men are fun, but I want to play both men and women at the same time. What should I do?"

Shi Yinyu: "Three farts."

"That's so uninspired." The Minister of Conquering Demons said, "I just need to create a new life form, which is both a man and a woman. Wouldn't it be more fun?"

Shi Yinyu frowned.

The Minister of Conquering Demons glanced at his icy face and paused for a moment: "Is this analogy too vulgar? Then I will make another one. Tomatoes are delicious, and potatoes are also delicious, and my family only has two acres of land. How can I grow tomatoes or not?" Potatoes?"

Shi Yinyu: "..."

Minister of the Devil: "I can grow tomato-potatoes! A plant with tomatoes on the top and potatoes on the bottom, isn't it awesome?"

Shi Yinyu: "Don't talk nonsense, what does this have to do with Yaoyi?"

Minister of Conquering Demons: "Yaoyi is the sequelae of tomato-potato."