He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Just when the Tibetan fox was beating gangster No. 2 violently, Lu Xingzhou leaned against the door of the inner room, folded his arms, and smiled coolly at the "little nurse" who was hugging gangster No. 1: "Still hugging? Just this bitch!" You can hold on to the cowardly look with crooked eyes?"

The "little nurse" let go of his hand, and the gangster No. 1 slumped softly on the ground. He clapped his hands in disgust, his face had already changed from a demon phase, and it was Shi Yinyu's face impressively.

Shi Yinyu turned around and cast a wink at Lu Xingzhou: "Are you jealous?"

"Ha, am I jealous of this guy? Am I stupid or are you stupid?" Lu Xingzhou walked over, kicked the bastard, and ordered, "Come on, tie it up."

It is said that Wang Dahu, who was not at home, came out and was roughly picked up by two gangsters, dragged into the room, one was tied to the operating table, and the other was tied to the needle holder.

"Forgive...forgive...Evil...Brother Devil, we were wrong." The gangsters were crying with tears and snot running down their noses, and their voices were hoarse.

Lu Xingzhou turned his head in disgust: "Evil...too ugly."

"It's too ugly. It's not wrong to be ugly. It's their fault that you are so disgusting." Shi Yinyu nodded, "Shall they be shameless?"

"..."

Lu Xingzhou hadn't had time to speak, and the borders cried first: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "It's so noisy."

Shi Yinyu: "Deaf your ears."

"...Don't make trouble." Lu Xingzhou took out two gags and stuck them on the bastards' heads.

Shi Yinyu was furious: "This talisman is exclusive to me, why should they post it???"

"What is exclusive to you?" Lu Xingzhou wanted to slap him, "I am exclusive to you, a few yellow talismans are nothing!"

Shi Yinyu immediately beamed with joy: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Cough cough cough!" The little panda coughed heavily, indicating that there are only bachelors here, please restrain yourself.

Tibetan fox sat on the stool next to him with his legs crossed, with two cotton balls stuffed in his ears, and he spread his hands, his face full of superiority as a person who had experienced it.

The two gangsters were affixed with a gag, and they were horrified to find that no matter how hard they tried, they could not make a sound, and they were so frightened that they almost died.

With a bone whip in his hand, Lu Xingzhou whipped one of them first. He didn't use much force, but he still whipped the two gangsters so hard that their teeth were grinning, and cold sweat, tears and snot were streaming down together.

"I heard that your chickens are itchy, and I want to see the nurse," Lu Xingzhou said slowly, pulling the nurse's uniform on Shi Yinyu's body, "here, the nurse is here, what do you want to see?"

The gangsters shook their heads frantically, this is not a nurse, it is clearly a devil!

"Chicken itching is always bad, most likely it's useless." Shi Yinyu took out a pair of surgical scissors, "Anyway, I won't need it in the future, it's the same as the appendix, cut it off."

"!!!" The gangsters were instantly out of their wits.

"Hey," Lu Xingzhou pretended to stop, "Why do you pee after cutting the chicken?"

Shi Yinyu nodded: "So, I can't cut it yet... But they teased me, and I was very angry. I must cut something, what should I cut?"

The gangsters burst into tears, thinking that we really didn't mean to tease you! ! !

Lu Xingzhou: "Cut something that doesn't affect their lives, but makes them very reluctant."

"The head can be broken, the blood can flow, the chicken can't live without two balls." Shi Yinyu made a decision, "Cut off the two balls below."

"!!!" The gangsters struggled frantically.

Lu Xingzhou tore off the gag on No. 1's forehead: "What else do you have to say to your dick?"

"Brother! Brother! I was wrong! I know I was wrong! I don't dare anymore! Please forgive us! Brother! Big brother! Dad! Grandpa..."

Shi Yinyu asked Lu Xingzhou: "Do you want such a grandson?"

Lu Xingzhou: "If my grandson was like this bear, I would have even stuck his father on the wall back then."

"Hahaha..." Shi Yinyu laughed.

Lu Xingzhou pasted the gag talisman back on No. 1, and said calmly, "It seems that he has nothing to say, let's do it."

"Decree." Shi Yinyu reached out to undo the belt of the gangster's trousers.

"What are you doing???" Lu Xingzhou's eyes straightened.

Shi Yinyu: "How do you cut the ball without taking off your pants?"

"You also need to do it yourself?" Lu Xingzhou turned his head to look at the little demons onlookers, and found that none of them were suitable for doing it. After all, everyone is a serious demon, and they can't do things like take off their pants. .

Lu Xingzhou said depressedly: "This method is not good."

"Report to my beloved wife," Shi Yinyu raised his hand, "I have a good idea."

"Tell me the truth."

Shi Yinyu took out the syringe he got from the trainer of Qianyao Baimei, starlight flickered in the corner of his eyes: "Aren't they itchy chickens, do they want to seek treatment from a little nurse? Scratching each other won't itch anymore."

Lu Xingzhou looked at him in surprise, and couldn't help but raised his thumb: "As expected of a monster, it's your fault."

Wang Dahu: "Is this a drug to force monsters into estrus? Can it also be effective on humans?"

"It works." Lu Xingzhou said, "After all, human beings are actually a kind of monster in a broad sense."

The liquid medicine in the syringe was of high purity. At the beginning when Alu pushed out a drop and smelled it, he was instantly moved. Lu Xingzhou was afraid of killing people, so he didn't dare to use more. He took out two sterile cotton balls, put a drop in each, squeezed them open The bastard's mouth, forced them to stuff it into their mouths.

Then untied the rope, everyone quickly evacuated from the inside, and locked the door tightly.

After a while, there was movement from inside.

The Tibetan fox put its feet on the glass and looked inside: "Oh..."

Lu Xingzhou grabbed the back of his neck, pulled it away, and winked at Shi Yinyu.

Shi Yinyu understood, and propped up the barrier to isolate the sound from the inside and the outside world.

Tibetan fox struggled desperately from Lu Xingzhou's hands, and said angrily, "What are you doing? Don't touch me, this is indecent!!!"

"See?" Lu Xingzhou said to Ahu, "Should refuse loudly, this is the correct way to deal with teasing, ignoring is useless."

Ah Hu nodded: "I see."

After all, the little demon and the little panda are still minors. They suddenly came to the human world. They are not familiar with the place, so they are easy to be bullied.

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help but rubbed Ahu's hair.

The medicinal solution of thousands of monsters and charms turned out to be tigers and wolves, and the movement inside did not stop until midnight.

Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu entered the door wearing masks, even the medical masks couldn't stop the surging breath afterward. Lu Xingzhou picked up the chin of gangster No. 1 with a bone whip, and saw him twitching uncontrollably, his eyes rolled white, and his tongue stuck out up.

"Hey, wake up..."

It's hard to wake up.

Lu Xingzhou had experienced this kind of exhaustion of being piled up for several hours in a row, and he knew that it would be painful in the end. It seemed that these two were on a dry road for the first time, and they showed no sympathy for each other.

Lu Xingzhou took out a pure heart talisman, turned it into water droplets, and dripped it between the eyebrows of the two.

After a few seconds, the gangsters woke up leisurely, and when they saw the faces of Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu, they were shocked, lying on the ground and grabbing Lu Xingzhou's trousers, crying in a hoarse voice: "Forgive us, we know wrong……"

Lu Xingzhou pinched No. 1's chin, looked at his messy face indifferently, and said coldly, "Do you know how it feels to be insulted by you?"

Gangster: "I know... I know..."

"If you don't want to be raped, don't always think about raping others." Lu Xingzhou said, "No matter how beautiful someone else's body is, it belongs to someone else, and you have no right to dispose of it."

Gangster: "Yes yes yes..."

Lu Xingzhou: "Society is very tolerant of you scum, but that doesn't mean everyone will tolerate you. There are not many people with a good temper like me."

Gangster: "We don't dare anymore... Ouch, it hurts..."

Lu Xingzhou: "Get out, tell your cronies after you go out, if you dare to hit the clinic, touch your own ass first."

From that night onwards, this group of idle young people never dared to come to the clinic to make trouble again, and they always walked around the clinic when they passed by.

However, Lu Xingzhou considered that Ahu and Xiao Neng were still underage, with low cultivation and no ability to protect themselves, so it was not easy for them to gain a foothold in society.

Moreover, Wang Dahu also complained to him about a big problem—they were two semi-literate people who could misread the name of the medicine. If Wang Dahu hadn't caught it early with sharp eyes, the two would have a medical dispute.

Lu Xingzhou began to think about sending the two little monsters to school.

There are not many highly educated people around them. Lu Xingzhou is self-taught, Shi Yinyu has only studied the Four Books and Five Classics for a few years, and Yan Ruyu claims to have a bachelor's degree. It's really hard to convince people.

A group of people studied fifty or so high schools in Baiye City for a long time, but they didn't come up with a Chou Yinmao.

In the end, Shi Yinyu went to ask his old boss—a flower in the cafeteria—Sister Day Lily, whose son is in the second year of high school.

"High school?" Sister Daylily said while chopping vegetables, "It depends on what grade you want. The best one is definitely an international school, but it costs 40 to [-] a year."

Shi Yinyu washed his hands, came to help her chop vegetables, and was taken aback when he heard this: "What three or four hundred thousand?"

"Tuition."

"The tuition fee is 40???"

Day lily: "Yes, we can't afford it."

Shi Yinyu calculated his salary, and found that sending those two little monsters to study for a year would require him and Lu Xingzhou to work for 20 years, and he had to work without food or drink.

Shi Yinyu: "Get a cheap one."

"Are you buying vegetables at the market?" Daylily smiled and said, "I want to go to a public school cheaply. I heard that you and Team Leader Lu bought a house in Xuanzhuyuan?"

"That's it."

"There is Baiye No. [-] Middle School in your district."

Shi Yinyu: "How is the school?"

"The quality of teaching is excellent. My debt collector is in Baiye No. [-] Middle School. The teacher is responsible. Every day, he scolds my debt collector so that his face is ashamed. It's really happy."

"..."

Shi Yinyu went back and told Lu Xingzhou about this Baiye No. [-] Middle School. The two checked it out and found that it did belong to the same district as Xuanzhuyuan, but the distance was a bit far, and it might not be realistic to go home every day.

Lu Xingzhou applauded: "Great, you can let the cubs live in school, so as not to be annoyed at home, Xiong Xiaoneng is so virtuous, I see him once, and I want to beat him up once."

The teaching quality of Baiye No. [-] Middle School was good, and the admission scores were quite high. Lu Xingzhou asked Gu Qu to find a relationship, and sent Ahu and Xiaoneng to borrow.

It just so happened that the school wanted to build a diverse campus, and lowered the standards for non-human students. I tested the IQ of the two little monsters, and after confirming that they were not mentally handicapped, they admitted them.

When sending the little monsters to school, Lu Xingzhou exhorted hypocritically: "Study hard, respect teachers, and get along well with classmates. I will visit you often."

Ah Hu and Xiao Neng were very moved.

Coming out of school, Lu Xingzhou stretched his waist: "The weather is so nice today, let's go eat hot pot? Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Shi Yinyu stood beside him, looking at him mockingly.

What's wrong with this?

Lu Xingzhou thought about it for a while, and felt that he didn't mess with him. Last night, he sat up and moved by himself. The night before, he was wearing a nurse's uniform. The night before, he was playing in handcuffs. The night before...

Damn, I am so virtuous, why does this little monster still look like this?

This little heartless person doesn't know how to be grateful at all!

Shi Yinyu sneered, turned and left.

Lu Xingzhou caught up: "What's the matter? Tell me what dissatisfaction you have with me, can I change it?"

"Change? Hehe." Shi Yinyu took two steps and stopped suddenly.

Lu Xingzhou didn't stop, and slammed into his back hard.

The two almost fell together.

Shi Yinyu turned around quickly, took a step back to stabilize his figure, and hugged Lu Xingzhou. After he stood still, he immediately let go of his hands and put his hands in his trouser pockets, with an expression of "I want to find fault with you".

Lu Xingzhou squeezed his cheeks, and said with a smile: "Good Ayu, good Ayu, where I didn't do well, just tell me. If you don't tell me, how would I know how to change it?"

"Okay," Shi Yinyu said coldly, "I'll ask you."

"ask!"

"At the beginning, you sent me to the academy and promised to visit me often, why didn't you come once?"

"..."

How did this go all the way to 1000 years ago?

Shi Yinyu said viciously: "You liar!!!"