He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Si Yinyu was amused by Lu Xingzhou sitting in the villa of 20 square meters feeling sorry for two catties of pumpkins, three catties of corn and four catties of potatoes. He kissed him: "If you don't have it, you don't have it. If you don't have the 800 yuan, we have another It's [-] yuan."

"When you say that..." Lu Xingzhou said with a blank face, "I suddenly feel more distressed."

"Hahaha……"

"It's better to resign and become a nanny."

Shi Yinyu smiled and pulled him: "Hurry up, I called you once more than six o'clock, you slept too soundly, so I didn't force you to call, you go wash up by yourself, I'll reheat the soup bag."

Lu Xingzhou hadn't woken up yet, so he drooped his clothes and muttered, "Shout it a few more times, I'm sure I'll get up after the third time you yell."

Shi Yinyu looked back at him, thinking to put it lightly, I just called you three times, you sleep soundly like a pig!

On the way to work, Shi Yinyu's phone rang, and Lu Xingzhou picked it up: "Hello, Huzi?"

"Brother... Hey, sister-in-law," Wang Dahu's loud voice came from over there, "I found a front house, outside a community called 'Xingfu Jiayuan', 60 square meters, and the rent is 30 a year. ah?"

How did Lu Xingzhou, with a monthly salary of 30, know if 30 a year was expensive or not, so he turned around and asked Shi Yinyu, "Huzi rented a front house with an annual rent of [-], is it expensive?"

"..." Shi Yinyu looked at him for a moment.

Lu Xingzhou knew the answer, and said to Wang Dahu, "Wait, I'll ask for you."

As he said that, he called Ren Buren with his mobile phone: "Hey, old Ren, I want to ask you something, is the front house outside the 'Xingfu Jiayuan' community, 60 square meters, 30 annual rent expensive?"

"Of course it's fucking expensive!" Ren Buren said, "You want to open a shop? Come to our Jinxiu Old Alley, the annual rent is 3, and I can rent it for you."

"Fuck you, what the hell is Jinxiu Old Alley, my brother wants to open a clinic for demon doctors, we're serious about business!"

"Our Jinxiu Old Alley is also a serious ghost place!!!"

Lu Xingzhou already regretted consulting this guy.

Fortunately, Ren Buren still has a bit of conscience: "30 is a bit expensive. The people living in 'Xingfu Jiayuan' are all migrant workers and blind people. You can't make a lot of money by opening a demon doctor clinic. Small profits but quick turnover. Talk to your brother more with the landlord, 20 a year is about the same."

"Okay, thanks a lot."

Lu Xingzhou hung up the phone and told Wang Dahu what Ren Buren had said.When they were about to reach Pteris, Wang Dahu called again, saying that he had won 20 yuan, and he also rented a two-bedroom apartment above the facade, so he could bring Ahu and Xiaoneng to live together, and let Those two acted as nurses for him.

It was already 10:30 at this time, and there was no space in the parking lot. Shi Yinyu drove their red Ferrari trot around the anchovies for a long time, finally found an empty space, and stuffed the car in.

After entering the door, all the anchovy people were looking at them.

Lu Xingzhou put one hand in his trouser pocket, with an indifferent face, and walked into the gate side by side with Shi Yinyu, turning a blind eye to the eyes of the people around him - what's so interesting, haven't you seen such a handsome and well-matched couple?

When clocking in, a colleague from the attendance team smiled and said, "Long time no see, Team Leader Lu, the car is so dazzling."

"So-so." Lu Xingzhou said calmly, when he saw the word "late" appearing on the punch card machine, his face twisted for a moment, he gritted his teeth, and smiled more kindly, "Bad car, barely open. "

colleague:"……"

Walking into the office of the special investigation team, Yan Ruyu suddenly stood up from her work station, with biscuit crumbs on her lips, and said excitedly: "Team leader, you are back!!!"

Lu Xingzhou: "I'm back."

Yan Ruyu rubbed her hands together: "Hehehe..."

Lu Xingzhou understood, and threw a big bag on her table.

Yan Ruyu opened it happily: "Hey! The special beef sauce in the demon world is very expensive on a certain treasure, wow, and this dessert is said to be eaten by nobles in the demon world... Team leader, I love you so much! !!"

Lu Xingzhou laughed, and looked at the messy documents on her desk: "No case recently, right?"

"There are no major cases." Yan Ruyu stuffed a piece from the dessert into her mouth, and said happily, "I have been so happy this month. There are only a few small cases. What old lady called the police saying that a demon had entered the house, but she went to a Look, the shadow on the light bulb of her home appliance, the young woman reported that the dog was eaten by the devil, and it turned out that her husband stewed the wine after a long time... It's all cases like this."

"That's good." Lu Xingzhou nodded, went to the demon world and came back, seeing the prosperity and peace in the human world, he couldn't help feeling a little bit sad.

Although the General Bureau of Family Planning is independent of the Three Realms, it may be because the Pteris snail is located in the Human World, so Lu Xingzhou has a greater sense of belonging to the Human World.

In fact, when the site was selected, the more ideal address was the demon world. After all, the demon world has beautiful scenery and beautiful mountains and clear waters. A great man once said that green water and lush mountains are golden mountains and silver mountains. However, the lion in the demon world opened his mouth and asked for more than 800 exemption rules. As if they wanted to turn the General Bureau of Family Planning into a useful dog under the demon mansion, so everyone resolutely moved to the human world.

On the opening day of Wang Dahu's Demon Doctor Clinic, Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu sent flower baskets. When they went to the store to see it, they exclaimed, "Not bad!"

The 60-square-meter store is divided into two rooms, the inside and the outside, where consultations are conducted outside and injections are given inside.In order to attract customers, on the first day of the opening, a campaign of free eggs for medicine was launched. For a while, aunts were like a tide.

Ah Hu and Xiao Neng were dressed in nurse uniforms, busy distributing local eggs to everyone.

Lu Xingzhou stood beside him, touching his chin wretchedly: "Not to mention, the nurse outfit is so cute."

"You like it?" Shi Yinyu's expression was more wretched than his.

"It depends on whether you like it or not?"

Lu Xingzhou looked at Shi Yinyu, and the two looked at each other, knowing what the other was thinking, and laughed at the same time.

A few days after the opening, Wang Dahu brought the two little monsters to find his eldest brother and sister-in-law, sitting on the sofa with a sad face.

Lu Xingzhou: "What's wrong?"

Ah Hu lowered his head and said nothing, Xiao Neng looked indignant, feeling that he was about to explode with dirty words, but he held back his expression.

There are many blind people near Xingfu Jiayuan, and there are also many young people who are not doing business. Ahu is slim, with charming eyes, and is a foreigner, so some young people often come to the clinic and sit on the bench. For medicine, he opened a yellow cavity to Ahu.

Wang Dahu beat him, Xiao Neng beat him, and Ah Hu himself beat them, but it was useless. These bastards finally stopped coming in, but started squatting outside the door and playing hooligans.

Xiao Neng raised his hands and stretched his teeth and claws: "I want to kill them, my sharp claws can tear off their skin!"

Lu Xingzhou knows that those young people have no education, no serious job, and they often do short-term jobs. They work one day and take three days off. If you take them seriously, they say it’s a joke with a cheeky smile. If you don’t take them seriously, they push their noses. It looks like you are a bully.

"They need a lesson that can be remembered for a lifetime." Shi Yinyu washed a plate of fruit and brought it over.

Lu Xingzhou picked up a large pomegranate and broke it open. The pomegranate has soft seeds. The water is so sweet at this time of year. Shi Yinyu loves to eat it very much.

Handed the biggest piece to Shi Yinyu, broke off the rest a few times, and distributed it to Ahu Xiaoneng and the others.

Xiao Neng: "How can I teach them a lesson?"

"A simple beating won't solve the problem," Shi Yinyu peeled a pomegranate, stuffed a few pomegranates into Lu Xingzhou's mouth, and said calmly, "Those bastards forget about the pain when their scars are healed. If they want to beat them, they must be hard."

In the evening, when the lights came on, the little fox nurse from the Demon Doctor Clinic was washing towels outside the door, and he put the washed towels on the clothesline outside the door.

The street lamp illuminates his back. He is wearing a pink nurse's uniform, and there are pointed ears on his head that have not changed back. The nurse's cap is stuck between the two ears. Looking from behind, he is very cute.

The clothesline was a bit high, and the little fox stood on tiptoe and hung up the towel. Following his movement, the nurse's uniform ran up, revealing a pair of white and slender thighs.

A yellow-haired gangster passed by with a popsicle in his mouth, walked over, took two steps back, and whistled at the little fox's back.

Seeing his movements, his accomplice also looked over there, and the two stood not far away together, booing in a nasty tone.

"Little fox, I need to see a doctor."

The little nurse didn't turn around, she took care of the towel by herself, and asked in a muffled voice, "What disease do you see?"

"Chicken itches."

Nurse: "Let me take a look at the door."

"Can you see this too?"

"Of course, our clinic is committed to saving lives and healing the wounded," the nurse said with a smile, turned and walked into the clinic, and left a warm sentence, "Come in."

The two gangsters just wanted to tease this little fox from out of town, but they didn't expect the other party to be so enthusiastic today, and even beckoned to invite them. They couldn't help being elated, they pushed each other a few times, and rushed into the clinic.

The outside of the clinic was not turned on, only a light was on inside, and the burly doctor who had been protecting the little fox seemed to be absent. The gangsters entered the door and laughed: "Little fox, your doctor... hehe, he is not here." ?”

"Well, I'm on a doctor's visit, and I won't be back for more than an hour." The little nurse may be tired after washing the towels. She held the back of her neck with one hand and her waist with the other, and moved her joints.

In the eyes of the bastards, damn it, this wave is simply the temptation of Chiguoguo!In an instant, countless videos flashed through their minds, such as "Sexy Nurse in White Clothes.avi", "The Temptation of White Silk.avi"...

"The doctor is not at home..." A gangster rushed forward, hugged the little nurse from behind, and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, brothers will accompany you..."

"Okay, okay." The little nurse smiled happily.

The other gangster suddenly felt that something was wrong, the little fox is usually very cold, why is he so cooperative today, he looked suspiciously at the little fox's face, and immediately screamed in fright, and fell to the ground with weak legs.

I saw that the one held in the arms by my accomplices was not a little fox, it was clearly a devil with a blue face and fangs.

He screamed, turned around in a hurry, and ran out of the door.

However, the glass door of the clinic suddenly closed automatically, and the four big green characters of "Medical Insurance Swipe Card" on the door quietly turned into blood red and blood red "Chicken Itches" under the gloomy light.

The light in the room suddenly went out, and the clinic was pitch-black. The gangster rushed to the door like a chicken without a head, and slammed on the glass door.

There are still pedestrians walking outside the door, why do they seem to be unable to see themselves?

The gangster frantically called for help, feeling someone slapped his shoulder, and screamed heart-piercingly in fright, but he didn't dare to turn his head.

Then I felt someone lying on my back, and whispered in my ear: "I heard that you are looking for a little fox... I am..."

"No no no, I dare not look for it, please, we know we are wrong, let me go..."

"Look back at me, I'm your little fox..."

Maybe it felt the heat on his back, not like a ghost, so the gangster took a bold look back.

——The Tibetan fox's generous face filled his eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh..." The gangster screamed loudly.

The Tibetan fox slapped him on the face: "What's your reaction? What's wrong with this little fox? What's wrong? What's wrong? Isn't it cute? You bastard!"