[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

Peter spurned Martha in his heart, but when he thought that the lease of his own house hadn't expired, he immediately gave up and echoed: "Uh... I think what Miss Martha said makes sense, if you two want to fight, you might as well go outside go?"

Deadpool mercilessly laughed at these two cowards loudly. It took a moment to remember that his house was also in this apartment, and he couldn't laugh immediately: ...

He coughed twice, and pretended to say: "Since you strongly demand, then let's show mercy and go outside to fight!"

Tony said it didn't matter, he had no intention of starting a war at Peter's house.Otherwise, you don't have to wait until the fight, his battle suit alone can tear this place down.

Both Martha and Peter breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Before Mei could figure out what happened, she said in a daze, "Wait, what's the situation now?"

Why did Mr. Wilson fight with Mr. Stark all of a sudden? !

Deadpool came to her side and shook his index finger, "Don't worry, my little sweetheart, brother will be back soon!"

"Let's go, find a good place, it's time to settle our grievances." Tony put on his battle suit and flew outside from the window.

Seeing this, Deadpool clicked his tongue and followed the broken window to catch up.

Peter was a child full of justice, he immediately turned to Martha and said, "We're going to stop them!"

Martha didn't want to get into the muddy water, besides, she didn't have the ability to stop them, "Don't worry, they are all adults now..."

"If we don't catch up, we will be lost!"

Peter ran to the window to watch Iron Man and Deadpool go away, but didn't hear what Martha said at all.

"Let's go quickly!"

Before Martha finished speaking, the impatient Peter took her away without giving her a chance to refuse.

In his heart, the X-Men represent justice.

Now that Martha is already a member of the X-Men, she should work with him to prevent this unnecessary fight from happening, so as not to cause unnecessary casualties.

In this regard, Martha completely rejected it in her heart.

It's a pity that she was no match for Peter's strength and could only be dragged away.

Mei was worried, and chased after her, only to disappear at the top of the stairs.

She couldn't help but stomped her feet, worried and angrily said: "What are they doing chasing after such a dangerous thing!"

the other side.

Tony took Deadpool to an open grass field in the suburbs, "There is no one here, we can fight with confidence."

Deadpool snorted twice, "I wish for it!"

In order to catch up with the two, Peter didn't bother to change his battle clothes, put on a spider mask, carried Martha on his back, and chased after them dangling spider silk all the way.

He was so tired that he was out of breath, "Ha... ha... Fortunately... I caught up."

Martha got off his back, feeling dizzy and a little nauseated.

Last time it was Quicksilver, this time it was Spider-Man, can't these superheroes change to a more ordinary way of moving? !

Martha was still dizzy, so Peter grabbed her by the shoulder and said anxiously, "Miss Martha, stop them!"

"...How to stop it?" Martha looked at a loss.

"Use your super power!" Peter saw her expression, and was a little confused, "Aren't you an X-Men?!"

"It's been said that I'm a part-time job, how can I have such a powerful ability to stop them." Martha was speechless.

If her super powers were good, she would have already signed up to be a superhero, so why would she need to work part-time at X Academy!

"Then, what do we do now..."

Peter also counted on Martha to stop the two, so he carried her back specially.

"Don't worry, I'll think of a way." Martha comforted Peter.

She thought for a while, and walked to the middle before the two started fighting.

"Hey, little kitty, are you planning to stop us?"

Deadpool sneered, obviously not thinking Martha had this ability.

Tony raised his eyebrows and didn't speak, as if he wanted to see what Martha was going to do.

Martha coughed twice, the attention made her a little nervous, "No, no, no, I didn't intend to stop you. I was just thinking, since you are determined to compete, why not play bigger, How about a bet?"

Peter:? ? ?

Was she sure it wasn't adding fuel to the fire?

After hearing this, Deadpool was very interested. He was full of confidence in himself, and he didn't think he would lose to Iron Man. "That's a good proposal. Do you dare to come and gamble, little man?"

Tony snorted coldly.

In terms of gambling, he was never afraid of anyone!

"Just bet, what kind of bet?"

Martha smiled maliciously, "It's very simple, you put forward a condition to each other, and the loser will implement it."

"This is good!" Deadpool liked Martha's proposal very much and clapped his hands.

"Good proposal." Tony agreed.

Thinking of the last time he broke his revenge against JJ, a good idea suddenly popped up in Deadpool's mind, and he smirked/smiled twice, "If you want to bet, then bet bigger. If you lose to me, you have to tell the whole world Announce that your JJ is ten centimeters shorter than mine!"

Martha and Peter: ! ! !

Fuck!This trick is so ruthless!

Tony raised the corners of his mouth and sneered, "If you lose, announce to the world that your dick is [-] centimeters shorter than mine."

Fuck!This is more ruthless!

"Don't waste time, come on!" Deadpool's blood was boiling, and he couldn't wait to greet Iron Man.

"as you wish!"

The two stopped fighting each other, and the fighting power from their mouths was transferred to their bodies, and they wrestled in the blink of an eye.

Although Iron Man's battle suit has strong attack power, because of the presence of Peter and Martha, Tony dare not use large-scale weapons for fear of accidentally injuring them.

Deadpool's self-healing speed is extremely fast, small arms and close combat are basically ineffective for him, and the wound heals immediately.

For a while, no one had an advantage.

Unable to prevent the two from fighting, Peter was a little frustrated, "It still failed..."

On the contrary, Martha, who started the bet, was very excited and poked Peter with her elbow, "Who do you think will win?"

Peter didn't quite know Deadpool's combat power, so he thought for a while, "It should be Mr. Stark, his suit is very powerful."

"Oh?" Martha's eyes sparkled, "Then shall we gamble?"

Peter blinked, a little surprised, "Do you think Mr. Wade will win?"

"Hey, I think..."

Martha was about to say that they may not be able to decide the winner this time, but suddenly her head felt dizzy, and her figure staggered involuntarily.

Noticing her strangeness, Peter quickly reached out to support her, and asked worriedly, "Miss Martha, are you alright?"

"Damn..."

Martha cursed in a low voice, originally wanted to watch this battle, why did this broken ability happen at this time!

The things in front of her eyes became more and more blurred. Although Martha wanted to hold on, she still couldn't fight against the surging sleepiness.

Before closing her eyes, Martha heard Peter yelling at the top of her voice, "It's bad! Miss Martha has fainted again!"

Martha: ...

This is definitely intentional!

The author has something to say: I originally wanted to write a small pornographic drama, but after thinking about it, I was afraid of being locked up, so I decided to slip away.