[Zongyingmi] Accidentally fell asleep

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going home to see if Mr. Stark is here!" Thinking of the new suit, Peter wanted to go home quickly.

Martha nodded, and was about to go back with him, when an eye-catching red supercar suddenly whizzed past the two of them, leaving behind the dazzling red light of the taillights, and then stopped in front of the apartment next door.

Martha and Peter, who were standing by the road, were shaken by the exhaust fumes and couldn't help coughing a few times.

"Which fool is this? Isn't he afraid of being stolen?"

Martha was deeply worried about this person's IQ, and couldn't help DISS.

Anyone with a little common sense knows that there are more thieves in Queens than cops.

Peter, who felt that the supercar looked familiar: ...

The door of the supercar opened, and a man in a suit and leather shoes came out, looked around, frowned slightly, and then put on sunglasses.

"Jarvis, which apartment does Spider-Kid live in?"

"Sir, it's the building on your left."

Tony turned around following Jarvis' guidance, and saw Peter standing at the door of the apartment, just about to say hello to him, and then saw Martha standing beside him, and couldn't help frowning slightly.

"Mr. Stark!" Peter waved his arms and greeted him enthusiastically, "I'm here!"

The loud voice attracted a lot of attention and made Tony feel a little ashamed.

He pushed his sunglasses, walked over quickly, and handed the package containing the spider suit to Peter, "Here, here is your new suit."

Tony originally wanted Peter to pick it up by himself, but considering that Peter had to go to class today and the school was far away from his home, he delivered it to Peter himself.

"Thank you, Mr. Stark!" Peter held the package in his arms, with stars twinkling in his eyes, excited.

Tony coughed lightly, a little proudly, "This suit is made of special materials, it has good defensive performance, and it's also very soft, so it won't affect your movements during battle. I've also added some other functions, you can Put it on and try it on later."

This spider suit is definitely his masterpiece.

"Sounds super cool!" Peter looked at the package in his arms like a treasure, eager to go home and change it right away, "Thank you so much, I will definitely cherish this suit!"

"That's good." Tony felt a little comfort in his heart.

The reason why he agreed to make this suit for Peter is because Peter has a kind heart and is willing to warn evil and promote good, especially in a place like Queens where dragons and snakes are mixed, and he has a heart for good. It is a very rare quality.

His eyes drifted to Martha, and his tone became unhappy for a second, "Why are you here?"

Peter froze for a moment, his eyes wandered between the two, and he looked curious, "Hey, do you know each other?"

"It's not just acquaintance, it's all about fate. I really didn't expect to meet Miss Martha here." Tony said with a half smile.

"Miss Martha is my neighbor." Peter offered to introduce, "She lives upstairs from me."

"Oh? I thought the X-Men lived in the X Academy." Tony raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"X-Men?" Peter was a little surprised, "Miss Martha, you joined the X-Men?"

This is not like her character!

Martha coughed twice, "I didn't officially join, just helping out, at most it's a part-time job."

Peter: ...

The X Academy, which is full of talents, still needs to hire a part-time job?

Tony gave her a meaningful look and touched his chin, wondering what he was thinking.

Martha had goosebumps all over her body when he saw him, knowing that he must still be resenting what happened last time, and she didn't know what bad idea was in her mind, so she wanted to leave quickly, "Talk slowly, I'm going home first."

She was about to go upstairs, but she just ran into Mei who came out to throw out the trash.

Mei is Peter's aunt. She is young and beautiful, with a warm and cheerful personality. She likes to help the neighbors, so many people who live nearby know her.

May also knew Martha, and knew that she lived above them.

Because of the hard life, Martha always looks thin and malnourished, lives alone and stays at home.For a long time, Mei was worried that she would suddenly faint and no one would notice at home. In addition, Martha had no relatives to take care of her. Out of sympathy, Mei would often give Martha some homemade pastries. , Occasionally drop by and chat with her, hoping to make her feel some social warmth.

Martha was very touched by May's kindness.

Then, she just wanted to understand.

"Miss Martha, good afternoon." May warmly greeted Martha.

"Uh... good afternoon, Mrs. Parker." Martha was not very good at dealing with enthusiastic people, and May was a typical one.

Peter tried his best to hide behind Tony, trying to hide himself, but it was obvious that Tony's height couldn't stop him at all, and he was immediately spotted by the sharp-eyed May.

"Peter? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be in school at this time?" May frowned.

"Uh..." Peter racked his brains for words.

If Mei found out that he was skipping class, he would definitely die a miserable death!

"School ends early today!"

"I want to invite him to my company for an internship."

"Xavier Academy has an open class today..."

The three of them glanced at each other, and the atmosphere was embarrassing.

Dare to have a tacit understanding ah wow!

The three voices sounded at the same time made Mei dizzy, and she realized that the man standing next to Peter was Iron Man Tony Stark, and hurried over to say hello, "My God, Mr. Stark, why are you here?" here?!"

Martha and Peter gestured desperately behind May, signaling Tony to find a way to confuse what happened just now.

Tony:  …

Throw the mess to him again to clean up!

Facing May's unbelievable gaze, Tony coughed lightly, showing a gentleman's smile, "Mrs. Parker, nice to meet you."

"Oh my God, I really didn't expect to meet you here!" For ordinary citizens like them, Iron Man is a superhero who has only seen it on TV and the Internet, and it is inevitable that they will be a little emotional to see it with their own eyes.

After sighing, Mei remembered what happened just now, "By the way, what were you talking about just now? What Xavier College? What internship?"

Peter made an "X" sign behind May, and shook his head desperately, signaling that Tony must not tell about his skipping class.

"Oh...it's like this." Tony understood, paused, pointed to Peter and said, "His school dismisses early today. When I visited his school before, I saw that his thesis was well written, so I wanted to invite him. I went to my company for an internship during the summer vacation, and later we heard that Xavier College had an open class today, so we went to watch it, and then I sent them back."

"It turned out to be like this. I thought Peter was skipping class." Mei breathed a sigh of relief and put on a thankful smile, "Mr. Stark, thank you for inviting Peter to your company for an internship, and for making a special trip Send Peter back. I just baked some biscuits at home, if you don’t mind, why don’t you come to my house and have a taste?”

Normally, Tony would have refused such a troublesome thing, but seeing Peter's expression of having survived the catastrophe, Tony suddenly wanted to get angry, "Of course, this is my honor."

Just as he was relieved, Peter suddenly had an ominous premonition, "Uh...you are so busy, let's not waste your time."

"Peter, you are really considerate, but... I happen to be hungry." Tony patted him on the shoulder with a meaningful smile.

"Mr. Stark, please come with me, this way." Iron Man was willing to visit their house, Mei felt like she was dreaming, and hurriedly led the way.

"Thank you." Tony thanked May with a smile, raised his eyebrows at Peter, "Aren't you leaving?"

Under Tony's prostitution/coercion, Peter was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, trembling in his heart, walking towards the road leading to his home.

Martha didn't want to be involved in the love-hate relationship between the two, so she decided to hide in a corner and go upstairs later.

Mei, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and turned to look for Martha, "Miss Martha, come along, your friend is having afternoon tea at my house."

Martha, who was suddenly named, was a little confused, "...my friend?"

She has always been alone, where are her friends?

Even if there are friends, it is impossible to go to Peter's house as a guest!

"That's right." Mei nodded and urged, "Hurry up and come together."

Martha was a little curious about the identity of this "friend", hesitated for a moment, and followed them upstairs.

This apartment is a very old house, there is no elevator, and it is stepped on the wooden floor, and occasionally makes some strange noises, as if it can't stand the ruthless ravages/ravages of the residents.

Listening to the harsh sound, Tony stepped carefully on the floor, starting to regret his impulsive acceptance of this poor offer.

"Here we are." Mei warmly welcomed them in, "Come in quickly."

Martha looked around in the living room. The place was so small that she could see everything at a glance, but she didn't find the "friend" that Aunt May was talking about.

"Mrs. Parker, you just said that my friend..."

"Oh, that's right!" Mei realized that the living room was empty, "Hey, why isn't he here?"

She went inside and called a few times, "Mr. Wilson? Mr. Wilson?"

This familiar name made Martha's heart tremble.

Fuck!It should be... no?

"Hey, sweetheart, are you calling me?" There was the sound of flushing from the toilet, and Deadpool in the red suit coquettishly opened the door, ran to Mei's side, and said glibly, "I haven't seen you in a while." , sweetheart, you seem to have become beautiful again."

The toilet in Deadpool's house was broken, so I ran downstairs to borrow the toilet, but I didn't expect a beautiful woman to open the door.

His eyes lit up immediately, and he chatted with her about various topics. When Martha happened to be mentioned, May mistakenly thought that Deadpool was Martha's friend, and warmly invited him to stay for an afternoon tea.

This level of love talk Mei has long been used to, she put her long hair behind her ears and smiled, "Mr. Wilson, you really know how to joke."

"NONONO! I'm not joking, this is what I mean!" From the first day he moved in, he had already noticed this beautiful woman, but he didn't expect to live downstairs.

Mei smiled and didn't answer, "By the way, I just met Miss Martha downstairs, so I invited her over for afternoon tea."

"Really?" Deadpool pretended to be very happy, and quietly turned his head and muttered to himself: "What is Martha, the light bulb doing here, it really ruins the atmosphere!"

"...I'm so sorry!" Martha chuckled without smiling, and silently wrote Deadpool's name in the vengeance notebook.

This stinky and shameless guy, how dare he despise her for picking up girls in her name? !

Sooner or later, she will steal Iron Man's battle suit, and cut off JJ with her bare hands again!

"Let me introduce you. This is my son Peter, and this is Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark." May didn't know that the two had a love-hate relationship, so she introduced them with a smile.

When the enemy met, he was extremely jealous.

This sentence is very applicable to the current situation.

Both Peter and May faintly felt that something was wrong, because the two stood motionless and stared at each other for a long time.

It gives people the feeling that they will either kiss each other in the next second, or fight in the next second.

Martha is more willing to see the former. If the two fight, they will definitely become the captain of the demolition team. She doesn't want to sleep on the street.

Deadpool couldn't hold his breath, and took the lead to break the deadlock, "I said why there is a sudden smell of iron in this room, so you are here."

Not to be outdone, Tony, who also belongs to the Mouth Cannon Alliance, immediately fought back, "I said, why did you smell a smell of shit after entering this room? It turns out that you didn't rinse your mouth this morning."

Peter: QAQ

What did I do wrong with my house, why did you hurt it like this?

"Hey, dwarf, why didn't you put on your booster pad today?" Iron Man, without his battle suit, didn't feel happy after being beaten.

Tony snorted, "Do you think I, like you, wear a circus clown costume all day and night?"

"Your set of tin toys is much uglier than the clown costumes. Turtle gold + aunt's red, and the clothes worn by the dysentery dog ​​at the street are prettier than yours!"

Deadpool activates the skill: Slutty Mouth Cannon.

"No matter how ugly you are, it's not as ugly as you. Red and black have no sense of beauty at all, and it's not embarrassing to wear such tight clothes!"

Tony activates the skill: cynicism.

Peter in the red and blue tights felt an arrow hit his knee deeply: ...

Why do you want to hurt him like this?He's still a baby QAQ

Mei found that Peter's face was not very good-looking, and asked with concern: "Peter, are you okay?"

Peter clutched his chest, his face pale, "It's okay, I just feel a little pain in my chest..."

Just talking about each other can't solve this matter. Deadpool made up his mind to avenge his broken JJ last time. He stepped on the chair, full of provocation, "Dare you put on your iron skin and Is Lao Tzu going to fight in a dignified manner?"

If someone else came to him to challenge him one-on-one, Tony might not agree, but the last time Deadpool entered his house to steal something, and it caused Banner to explode and caused him a lot of trouble, he hasn't settled with him yet!

"Huh! Who is afraid of whom!" Tony stretched out his hand, and after a while, the parts of the steel suit flew in from the window and assembled in his hand automatically.

Some people say, don't beep if you can do it.

Some people also say that if you can beep, don't do it.

But obviously, these two people belong to the type of beeping while doing something.

So before the battle, as a warm-up round, the two took advantage of Tony's time in the battle suit, and had another round of back and forth with each other.

"Aunt May, be careful.": Peter shields May behind him and slowly retreats to the corner to prevent May from being drawn into the battle between the two.

Peter's heart was extremely tangled.

As a superhero, he feels obligated to stop these two from fighting.

Mr. Wade's strength is unknown, so it's hard to say; but Iron Man... Thinking that his suit was made by Tony, Peter was a little scared.

The trickiest part was that, with May watching, there was simply no way he could transform into Spider-Man.

But Martha's thoughts were much simpler, "Well... can I ask you to go outside to make a call? The lease of my house has not yet expired."

Peter: ...

In such a tense moment, you are thinking about the lease of your house? !