The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Adele and Jason looked at each other, and the surroundings became very quiet for a while.

In the end, it was Adele who took the initiative to break the stagnant atmosphere. She raised her eyebrows, showed an appreciative smile, and praised sincerely: "The figure is great, the muscles are trained—"

With a loud "bang", Jason closed the door mercilessly with a dark face.

Adele: "..." What are you doing, it's shocking!

"Jason? Jason, are you there? Hi? I know you're at home, don't be silent! Jason? Your takeaway! Come and get it! Jason? Give me a five-star praise, save the innocent takeaway boy Brother, if you don't complete this order, he will be fired. Jason, Jason..."

Adele is not angry or in a hurry, she just perseveres in maintaining a stable frequency of once a second, knocking on the door of Jason's house "dang dang dang", and asks a question every time she knocks, like a loud noise The cicada is like a goose caught by its wings, like a rumbling engine.

Facts have proved that persistence is victory. Before calling the neighbors out to watch, Jason reluctantly opened the door and dragged Adele into the house.

Holding the takeaway box, Adele looked at Jason with some dissatisfaction, "I haven't seen enough of how you put on your clothes."

Jason: "..." How should I answer this question? !

Jason decided to pretend he didn't hear it. He took the takeaway box from Adele's arms and put it on the table, pulled out the chair and sat down, "The old man finally went bankrupt? Kicked you out to deliver food."

"I do good deeds every day," Adele consciously walked around on the sofa with her short legs and sat down obediently. She held her chin and looked at Jason. I beat up the gang that beat him up, and then helped deliver the takeaway by the way."

"Don't worry about this next time," Jason unpacked the box, frowning slightly at the cold takeaway, "Sometimes the one who beats someone and the one who gets beaten are the same group, just to trick you, who have too much sympathy Silly girl."

Adele didn't take it seriously, thinking that I can still tell if it's true or not, and those people can't deceive the wise me at all.But Jason reminded him kindly, of course she appreciated it, and nodded with a smile, "Okay, thank you."

Jason saw Adele's true thoughts, and he smiled slightly, "It's up to you."

Jason reluctantly stuffed the pizza into his mouth. It was very painful, like a stuffed duck. Seeing him struggling to eat, Adele couldn't help but ask, "Are you eating now? What time is it?" gone."

"I wasn't free before." Jason replied casually.After watching the Batmobile leave, he went to the pier in the middle of the night to deal with a drug deal. He returned home at dawn, and fell asleep after simply bandaging the wound. He slept until not long ago.

"It's hard work," Adele thought thoughtfully, "What is the purpose of all this hard work?"

"For living." Jason sighed, thinking that it would be really aggrieved to have to wrong himself like this during the day after being busy all night, so he decided to go out and eat something good.

Pushing away the remaining half of the pizza box, Jason stretched his waist, hooked his fingers to Adele, "Let's go, I'll take you home."

Adele shook her head, "I don't want to go back now...don't you eat?"

Jason picked up a piece of pizza with a fork and handed it to Adele across the table, "Would you like to try it?"

"I don't want it!" Adele quickly refused, shaking her head like a rattle. She had a good nose, and she knew that the pizza was not good at all when she smelled it. "Do you eat these things every day?"

Jason didn't speak, just smiled, showing a little vicissitudes in his smile.

"You're lucky." Adele stood up, took off the bunny bag, took off her coat and put it on the back of the sofa, she walked to the kitchen, lowered her head and rolled up her sleeves earnestly as she walked, "Look, I'll show you a hand. "

Jason always felt that something was wrong... After a few seconds, he remembered Adele's last name.

This is Bruce Wayne's own daughter!In the Wayne family, even the adopted son is a good fryer in the kitchen, let alone the biological one.

"Wait!" Jason jumped up like a spring on his buttocks, and ran after Adele.

Ever since Jason opened up this safe house, his kitchen has never been safe again.

I was bombed by Tim last month, and Dick last month. I thought I could escape from the devil's hands, but I didn't expect that there was a little trouble waiting ahead.

I, Jason Todd, have any grudges against your Wayne family, everyone will have trouble with my kitchen!You guys have no self-knowledge in your culinary skills! )

(Actually, there are. Otherwise, why would they not cook at home and go to harm Jason.)

When Jason rushed into the kitchen, Adele had already put on the large apron printed with little yellow ducks, and was tiptoeing to see what ingredients were available in the refrigerator. From Jason's perspective, she felt like A kitten hangs on the refrigerator door.

Hearing the movement behind her, Adele didn't turn her head, but said directly: "It's just in time, help me get a small bench, your counter is too high, I can't reach it."

The destruction has not yet begun, and there is still time to save the disaster.Jason slowly breathed a sigh of relief. He strode over, grabbed Adele's ribs with his hands, picked her up like a cat, and walked out without saying a word.

Adele: "...Hey? Hey hey?!"

"What are you doing, let me go!" Adele struggled, "Let me cook!"

"No," Jason said coolly, "I don't want the kitchen to be bombed."

"Why do you all think that I can blow up the kitchen?" Adele was puzzled and wanted to break her head. "I cook delicious food! If you don't believe me, ask Clark and Xiao Qiao!"

"Let me try it!" Adele is skilled at deceiving people, and she is really resigned not to go to Hollywood. She blinked hard, turned her head after blinking a bag full of tears, and looked at Jie pitifully. Sen, "If the kitchen is bombed, I will compensate you for all the losses."

Knowing that Adele's crying was fake, her grievance was fake, and everything was a routine she used to achieve her goal... Jason still sighed, and kept his face away from compromising.

No way, who let some people look good to take advantage of it.

And if you don't compromise, it will be more troublesome to follow up. Who knows what kind of moth Adele will make, Jason comforted himself like this. He picked up Adele's bunny bag and shook it threateningly, "Take this mortgage first."

If it really blows up, I'll go and beat the old man...to take advantage of the little red bird, Jason thought, anyway, they have plenty of money in the Wayne family.

Jason picked a book at random from the bookshelf, nestled in the sofa and read it slowly.

He was already prepared for the aftermath, and sat calmly waiting for the kitchen to be destroyed.

1 minutes passed, 5 minutes passed, 10 minutes passed...

There was no explosion, no burnt smell, only the rich rice aroma came out, gradually filling the whole house.

Jason looked away from the page and looked incredulously at the kitchen.

...So you really know how to cook?Wouldn't it be a takeaway that opened the space door and sneaked out to pack it?

"It's time to eat." Adele poked her head out of the door frame of the kitchen, "I made it for you, and let me serve it?"

Jason closed the book with a snap, walked quickly into the kitchen, and looked at the steaming, delicious, delicious food on the counter. He tenaciously controlled his mandible, so he didn't let his jaw make a "pia" Shocked and fell to the ground.

"How is it?" Adele asked triumphantly with her hands on her hips, "Praise me!"

Jason replied cautiously and reservedly: "You'll know after eating."

Adele: "Hmph."

After that, Jason didn't care about talking and just ate. The food made by Adele was really delicious, even compared with the five-star restaurants under the Wayne Group, it was not inferior to those who ate takeaway food for a month in a row. It was a veritable surprise for Jason.

Speaking of the experience of living on takeout for that month...it was not ordinary waiting and harvesting, it was the tempering of suffering that a fucking life gave people, and it was a good exercise of patience and endurance—more than half of the takeaways were delivered cold , and two-thirds of the remaining half were not delivered due to force majeure, and only a handful of times received complete and hot takeaways.

It's getting colder, and it's time to clean up Gotham City's food delivery business. After all, only when you're full can you have energy to do things.

After I finish this meal, I'll call The Flash and ask him if he's interested in expanding the "Flash Delivery" business to Gotham, so I can invest.

Jason Todd thought deeply.

Adele had no idea that Jason could think of ways to make money every time he ate a meal. She washed her hands, hopped over to the dining table and sat down, picked up a French fries, dipped it in ketchup, and bit into it like a cigarette. mouth, watching Jason intently.

Jason, who was deep in thought, had a very expressive expression. He had forgotten that there were other people in the room. Sometimes he frowned, sometimes he laughed, and sometimes he gasped, almost stuck in his throat by the pasta.

Jason: "...cough cough cough!"

Adele poured a glass of water and handed it over, "What are you thinking about?"

"Lightning fast delivery," Jason took a few sips of water, feeling better, "Huh? Why are you still here?"

Adele puffed her cheeks in dissatisfaction, "Why, are you going to drive me away after cooking?"

Jason: "...No, I didn't mean that."

"What is Lightning Express?" Fortunately, Adele's attention was on another noun, and she asked curiously, "Does it have something to do with The Flash?"

"That's right." Jason snapped his fingers, "'Lightning Delivery' is a business launched in Central City by The Flash in cooperation with courier companies and food delivery companies..."

Of all the superhero-inhabited cities, Central City is a shining oddity.The crime rate in this city is very low, and the villains "Rogue Gang" entrenched in the city are not aggressive, they don't want to destroy the world, they don't want to subvert the regime, they don't kill people or drug dealers. , to save the lost girl, to comfort the confused elementary school students, to compete with the Flash for jobs...

In this case, Flash's usual work is actually not heavy at all, coupled with his invincible speed force makes him run fast, leaving a lot of free time, directly causing Flash to often have nothing to do. Do.

Some people like to lie on the bed, drink fat house happy water and play games to waste time. Some people like to enrich themselves with work. The Flash belongs to the latter. , He gave full play to his own advantages and chose the two glorious professions of deliveryman and courier.

It didn't take long for the name "Lightning Express Delivery" to start in Central City.Because the price is cheap, the speed is fast, the safety is guaranteed, and the signature of the Flash can be obtained, so the citizens love to choose the courier company that cooperates with the Flash and the takeaway company to send the express and order takeaway; the merchant is profitable, and he is happy from ear to ear The Flash has earned enough extra money, and he has a little bit of confidence when facing the bill in Batman's name.

All are happy.

After listening to Jason's description, Adele held her chin in thought for a moment and asked, "Do you want to start a similar business in Gotham?"

Jason really wants to, but the situation in the city is different, and it is difficult to replicate the successful model of Central City in Gotham-even if the Flash is put in Gotham City, he does not have time to deliver the courier, he has to keep going from morning to night Run around the city to stop violent crimes that happen all the time.

"If that's the case..." Adele's eyes lit up and she clapped her hands, "How about giving each courier a swan?"

Jason: "..."

Recalling the scene of the fighting goose beating gang members last night, he actually felt that this proposal was worth a try.

Adele's ambition to lead the swans to monopolize Gotham's express delivery industry was interrupted as soon as she imagined the beginning. She took out her mobile phone from her pocket, pressed the alarm clock that had been set in advance, and muttered softly: "It's four o'clock so soon. Yet."

Jason paused slightly as he rolled the macaroni with a fork, "What's the matter?"

"No, it's just that it's time to go home, and I have to watch Dick at night." Adele put on her coat, lowered her head and straightened her slightly wrinkled skirt, "Are you coming tonight?"

Jason put down the fork, pushed away the chair and stood up, "No, I'll see you off."

"No need," Adele drew the space door freehand, turned her head and smiled at Jason, "I'll be right there, goodbye."

At ten o'clock in the evening, Gotham Pier, the scene of gang transactions.

Robin hid behind the container, Bruce and Dick stayed in the Batmobile, Adele turned into a bird and flew to the huge crane arm, landing in front of Red Hood who was holding a gun and using the crosshairs to monitor the transaction below.

"Will you agree to come?" the chubby long-tailed tit spit out.

Red Hood: "...Shh!"

Bird Ball jumped onto Red Hood's head, spread its fan-shaped wings and flapped twice, "What are you waiting for, can't you do it directly?"

"When the transaction is over, we need to track down where they hid the goods." Red Hood grabbed the little bird that was making trouble on top of his head and put it on his shoulder, "How did you become like this?"

"Small size," Adele tweeted, "easy to hide."

"Have you ever seen you like this, devil bastard?" Red Hood asked suddenly.

Adele tweeted: "...Meet it once, but he didn't know it was me at the time."

The red hood gave two meaningful giggles, and Adele, who was turned into anger from embarrassment, flapped her wings gently.

No one bothered, or under the deliberate connivance of the Batman, the deal was quickly over.

The retreating buyers and sellers were marked with trackers by Robin using special guns from a distance to facilitate tracking.

"Huh?" Adele tilted her head, and suddenly said uncertainly, "I think I heard a cry for help."

Red Hood listened intently for a moment, and after confirming that the surroundings were quiet except for the sound of the wind, he asked suspiciously, "Where is it?"

Adele Jiu followed the away container truck, "In that car, it's strange... Do you know what they traded?"

Red Hood shook his head. The intelligence only said that Penguin's subordinates were going to pick up the goods at the pier, not what the goods were, and the main purpose of this operation was to use this deal to find out where the Penguin's new goods were stored.

"I'm going to take a look." Adele Chiu was super mobile, and she did what she said. Before the red hood objected, she jumped up, spread her wings and flew into the dark and dense night.

Red Hood was too late to catch Adele Chiu, and only tore off a white hair on her tail. With a "tsk", he stuffed the tail feather into his pocket and connected to the Batman's internal communication channel.

"A reminder," Red Hood climbed down from the boom, "the little princess followed."

Dick, who was talking at length about how unreasonable his uniform design was, suddenly fell silent.

"She went to see you?" Bruce asked casually, "I haven't seen her since I went out."

Damian's plan for tonight was to bring only Dick, but before the departure, Bruce strongly asked to join, and Damian still couldn't persuade his father after arguing with reason, and in the end he could only bring Dick with him.

There are only two seats in front of the Batmobile, and Bruce can't sit upside down in the back, so...

"I knew it would be like this," the long-armed and long-legged Dick shrank into the small space aggrievedly, "Why don't you come and sit in the back, little D?"

Damian grinned, "Because I'm driving."

Dick said he could, and Damian responded by relentlessly pressing the button and closing the rear hatch.

"I'm going too." Adele stood in front of Damian with her hands in her pockets. She was wearing a pair of small high heels, taller than Damian, and achieved the achievement of "Looking down on Robin".

It doesn't matter that other people are taller than you, but Adele is taller than you... Damian took a deep breath, walked around her expressionlessly, "There is no place for you."

The moment the Batmobile started, Adele said, "You know I can always follow, see you later."

Time goes back to the present.

"I said I should take her with me," Dick sighed, "Anyway, she will always follow, so it's better to put it under my nose and rest assured."

Robin's answer was to step on the accelerator hard.

The roar of the engine overwhelmed the voices of everyone in the earphones, and the Batmobile was ejected with a "swoosh", and it was far behind the rear of the truck.

When it was about to enter the downtown area, the container truck suddenly had an accident.

A mortar with a long fire tail came flying from nowhere. The driver was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating when he saw it. He slammed the steering wheel and barely avoided the frontal attack of the artillery fire with a crooked S-shaped route. .

The shell exploded on the ground behind the container, and the huge shock wave overturned the container, causing it to fall heavily to the ground, and smashed a deep hole in the road.

The driver thought he was going to die, but apart from some scratches, he miraculously survived too much damage. Before he could think about it, the driver shivered and unbuckled his seat belt, tried to push open the deformed door, and climbed out of the overturned car door. Inverted cab.

Standing behind the car was a beautiful little girl. The burning fire and the howling wind blew up the hem of her open windbreaker. She stretched out one arm, with her palm facing the car, whispering something in her mouth.

The confused driver thought that this was the person who attacked him. He grabbed the pistol on his waist and shot Adele involuntarily.

Robin fell from the sky, kicked the driver on the arm, kicked his gun, turned around and knocked him unconscious, and he shouted: "Don't stand here and get in the way!"

Adele raised the hand hanging by her side, and controlled a large piece of collapsed road to fly up, landed in front of Robin, and blocked an attack aimed at him, "It's you, don't be distracted."

The hard concrete road was smashed in half by the attacker, and the person who came was as strong as a hill. He smiled grimly, "Here is the bird... Where are the bats?"

Robin threw away the hooklock gun and pulled out the Taidao fastened to his belt. His gaze sank slightly, "Bain, it's you."

Thugs emerged from all directions, surrounding Robin and Adele.

Bruce and Dick in the Batmobile looked at each other, opened the car door in unison in silence, and walked out.

With just one meeting, Bane realized that the situation of Batman and Nightwing was not right-these two people usually appeared in strange places, jumping off the roof, jumping off the tree, getting out of the water, and playing the film. Fog playing assassination stealth... Anyway, there is almost no time to appear on the scene.He walked out of the car very well today, there must be a conspiracy!

Bain was vigilant. Bain felt that one fight against three was not safe, so he decided to strike first. He didn't even say hello, and directly punched Robin who was the closest.

The leader took action, and the younger ones didn't want to be too far behind. The thugs rushed up and attacked Bruce and Dick.

Bruce remained calm in the face of danger, and calmly threw smoke bombs, separated from Dick left and right, and disappeared into the thick fog.

"Take the things away." Bane avoided Robin's kick and ordered loudly.The smoke bombs wrapped him in, and now he couldn't see who was around, so he could only listen to the sound and be on guard.

"Good idea." Adele said coldly. She took two steps forward and put her hands on the wall of the carriage. The light pink energy overflowed from her palms and quickly enveloped the entire car like a strong shield. .

"Don't be afraid," Adele patted the car wall lightly, and said softly, "I will rescue you out."

What responded to her was a random crash.

After setting up protective measures for the carriage, Adele turned around and walked into the thick fog, looking for Baine's trouble.

Everyone else hides carefully, for fear that the noise will reveal their position. Only Adele is fearless and walks forward openly. All those who try to attack her will be stunned by Mary Sue's halo first, and then by Adele. Er knocked him unconscious with a rose branch mercilessly.

After this set of procedures was completed, a large group of people lay in disorder behind Adele. After the smoke cleared, she found that she had eliminated all the thugs, leaving only Bain.

"Where are the others?" Adele asked aggressively, and the slender and soft rose was held by her like a mace.

Robin suddenly turned around and raised his knife, blocking the fist of Bane who descended from the sky.

Bane is very strong, Robin can even feel the knife trembling and whining slightly in his hand, but he is fearless. He has been trained by his mother as a humanoid weapon since he was a child. His fighting value is full and his body is strengthened to the limit. Punches can break concrete, so can he.

Adele hadn't seriously practiced fighting. She took a look and felt that Robin had the upper hand. In addition, she sensed that the red hood was approaching, so she planned to rescue the creatures trapped in the carriage.

The moment Adele turned around, Bane poured strong medicine into himself, strengthening his body to an unbelievable level in a short period of time. He let out a deep roar, and knocked Robin away with all his strength, and then jumped out of his belt. He unloaded a submachine gun, aimed at Adele's back and pulled the trigger.

Seeing that the task was hopeless, Bane seriously considered the route of retreat - if he didn't go, he would have to be captured by Batman and go back to Arkham, and it would be very troublesome to escape from prison - only Adele looked the weakest in the audience, so treat her Let's do it.

Bane still thought that the people he brought were dealt with by Nightwing and Batman.

The moment the gunshot rang out, Bruce's brain was blank at first, and then it was dyed overwhelming blood red like a paint bucket overturned on the canvas.

This scene was so familiar, as if someone had fallen in front of him like this a long time ago, and he was helpless, he could only let his originally warm body gradually become cold in his arms.

By the time Bruce realized what was going on, he had already rushed to hug Adele.

Fortunately, the two were very close, and fortunately they caught up this time... Bruce thought in a daze.

Red Hood rode into the fray on a motorcycle, and with no intention of slowing down, he slammed into Bane, sending him crashing into Robin's direction.

Robin jumped up, nimbly climbed onto Bane's shoulders, and snapped the venom delivery tube he carried behind his back.

Without the strengthening of the venom, Bane's figure shrank rapidly, and he roared in pain.

"Go to hell!" Robin raised his knees, pressed against Bain's lower abdomen, and hit his elbow on his back, beating Bain until he coughed and vomited blood.

Dick also joined the ranks of beating Bain. The brothers beat him to the bone so fiercely that it was difficult for him to squeeze in front, so he simply pulled out the electric baton and shocked Bain from time to time.

"Father..." Adele raised her hand only to find that her fingertips were trembling slightly. She turned around and hugged Bruce, her small palms fumbled wildly on his back, but she didn't touch the wound for a long time.

"The cloak is bulletproof." Robin took the time to yell at Adele during the beating, and then he was slightly taken aback, "How did you become golden?"

Adele: "...Huh?"

The beating of Bain was temporarily suspended. Robin, Red Hood and Dick, three people with six eyes, stared straight at Adele, watching the rare species.

Adele lowered her head in a daze, and found that the light shining around her was no longer light white, but bright golden.

"It's so ugly, how could it be like this, it's not Apollo." Adele murmured softly, she suddenly felt an inexplicable palpitation, a bit like the thrill of being targeted by someone hiding in the dark with malicious intentions.

"Uh..." Bruce groaned with his brows tightly furrowed, his arms around Adele tightened suddenly, looking very painful.

"Father!" Adele tentatively pushed Bruce's shoulder, "What's wrong with you?!"

The little seeds buried in the heart were forcibly ripened, broke through the soil with all their strength, rushed to the sky recklessly, and grew into towering trees in an instant.

Distorted memories shattered and scattered into streamers, interfaces collided with each other, spelling out the correct original appearance bit by bit.

The tearing pain in the back and the sharp pain in the depths of the brain alternately hit the nerves, over and over again, forcibly waking up the man who had fallen into a coma.

Brucey goes off the assembly line, and Batman opens his eyes.

The pain kept Batman awake. He took a deep breath, patted Adele on the back comfortingly, turned his head slowly, and cast his cold gaze on Bane.

"Dare to shoot my daughter... You should know what the end will be."

distant metropolis.

The underground secret laboratory of the Lex Group.

Luther closed the book, raised his eyebrows at the jumping golden light in front of him.

"Is it confirmed that it has appeared again? Very good, we can start the Animi plan, and find out the holder of the golden apple as soon as possible."

dad!It was that Bane who sneaked up on me!Sue loudly!

- "Adele's Diary"