The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

The old father and younger brother who were accidentally dazzled by Adele were deeply shocked. They were in a complicated mood and tossed and turned. They didn't sleep well all night. Even their dreams were filled with Adele's face. Dancing in a gold skirt studded with diamonds, sometimes it is Adele lying on a bed made of bundles of dollars and counting banknotes, sometimes it is Adele leading a team of black super bodyguards to spend a lot of money in Las Vegas, and sometimes it is Adele Dale and Iron Man flew in the air and smashed steel coins at each other, and there were seventeen or eighteen spidermen squatting below to pick up the leaks diligently...

etc!Why are there Iron Man and Spiderman!

One night passed, and Adele, who had traveled countless worlds in her dream, was not affected at all. She woke up refreshed, without feeling tired, and stretched her waist full of energy, and then did a set to cheer herself up Burn (non-existent) calories with bodybuilding gymnastics from Paradise Island Amazons;

On the other hand, Bruce and Damian, the father and son both had dark circles under their eyes, were polluted by Adele's spirit all night, and they were so depressed that they went to the dining table listlessly.

Dick: "...Did you watch the night until dawn? The battle is so fierce! Wait—"

Damian ignored Dick's stupidly handsome face, mechanically grabbed a piece of bread with mustard smeared in a strange shape, stuffed it into his mouth, and said in a gloomy voice, "Don't worry, it's your turn today—"

The beautiful breath of mustard exploded in his mouth, and its power was no less than detonating an atomic bomb, making Damian's expressionless face turn blue.

"——You... What the hell is this bah bah bah?!"

Damian spat out a sticky green mass, and those who didn't know thought he was poisoned.

With great difficulty, Adele stretched out her short hand and reached for the ketchup that was far away. When she lowered her head, she found that the slice of bread that she had carefully painted with mustard sauce was gone, and she couldn't help being taken aback.

"Hey? Where's my bread? Where's the big bread I put here?"

"Little D! That can't be eaten!" Dick grabbed Damian's collar and shook it wildly in horror, "Are you still alive?"

"Let go, hand!" Damian was choked to tears, he said weakly, "Water...I want to drink water..."

Dick hurriedly picked up the kettle on the corner of the table and poured a glass of water.

Damian picked up the cup and poured it into his mouth, and he was almost burned to death.

Damian: "..."

I know, you have long disliked me, and you just want to murder me!

This damn plastic bromance!

It was the first time that Damian was so embarrassed by ordinary and simple things. He propped the table with one hand, covered his mouth with the other, and slowly raised his head. His knife-like eyes fell on Dick's face through the crystal tears... …

Then it was automatically blurred and softened by Dick's filter into weakness and grievance.

Dick's heart was so soft that his voice trembled faintly: "I'm sorry little D, it's my fault, don't cry..."

Damian didn't want to bear it any longer. Damian pulled out the knife from nowhere, and slashed at Dick with the back of the knife: "I didn't cry! It's choking!" Go to hell, Grayson!

Although the memory is covered up, the fighting instinct will not disappear. Thousands of experiences of dancing with death have polished it, deeply engraved it in the bone, and formed a stress response——

Dick's brain hadn't turned the corner yet, and his expression remained guilty and distressed, but the sharp blade-like wind aroused subconscious vigilance, and the sense of crisis triggered the defense mechanism. His legs moved, Swirl sideways to avoid danger.

"It's so slow!" Damian raised his eyebrows and mocked, but he praised him in his heart.

Dick struggled with his murderous younger brother, "I just want to have a meal, why fight..."

Damian said confidently: "Those who can't win have nothing to eat!"

Dick was very aggrieved: "There is no such regulation at home, is there anyone in charge! Bruce!"

Since he learned to ignore his troublesome sons and concentrate on feeding his daughter, Bruce found that the whole world was full of beauty, and most of the troubles were gone.

At this moment, the eldest son's voice came...

Bruce calmly put a plate of Thousand Island Sauce in front of Adele, and said without looking up: "Tearing down the restaurant will attract Ah Fu."

Alfred Pennyworth, the man standing at the top of the Wayne family's food chain, controls the delicious cookies that can drive the entire Justice League crazy, taunts Batman [-] times in a daily manner, and violently beats him after taking drugs No one dares to provoke the terrifying existence of Superman.

Hearing Ah Fu's name, Damian shivered inexplicably. He put away the knife, grabbed his elder brother by the collar, and dragged him out like a sack, "Then let's go to the garden."

Dick tried to straighten his hand, "No, let me eat! I have to go to work after eating!"

Bruce nods reservedly.

The slice of bread was eaten by Damian, so Adele had to find another slice to draw. She used mustard sauce to paint rolling green hills, ketchup to draw the sun, and Thousand Island sauce to decorate flowers...

"Okay, it's done!" Adele put down Qiandaojiang, looked left and right with satisfaction, admiring her masterpiece, "How is it?"

Bruce applauded very face-savingly, "Perfect!"

Adele smiled happily. She picked up the "painting" and stuffed it into her mouth. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bit off most of the painting.

Bruce: "...how does it feel?"

"It's okay," Adele didn't change her expression, "it's just that there is a little too much mustard."

Bruce praised his daughter sincerely, and deeply wondered how Adele, who has such a disordered sense of taste, managed to cook well.

Damian and Dick's "discussion" event died in the middle, and no one knew who threw the bat dart and hit Daisy who was resting. Both of them refused to admit it. In the end, Daisy flapped his wings viciously. beat up.

Damian was fine, ran fast, only got bitten on the butt, didn't get hurt much, he didn't tell Daisy, no one knew about it; Dick was unlucky, he was dragged into the fountain by Daisy , Pressed and drank half of the water in his stomach before crawling out with difficulty.

It's okay if you can't beat a child (Damian), but now you can't even beat a goose...

Sorry for embarrassing the police community!

The shocked Dick hugged himself tightly, shivering.

Dick walked to the door of the villa dripping like a soaked chicken, looked through the transparent glass on the door, and saw Daisy arrived one step ahead of him, lying on the side of the sofa, stretching her neck and resting her head on Ah Dale's lap, rattling.

Although he couldn't understand the swan's language, seeing Adele frowning seriously and pursing the corners of her mouth, Dick inexplicably felt that the ridiculously big white swan must have said something bad.

Dick thought for a while, backed away silently, went around to the other side of the house, climbed carefully to the second floor, and entered the room through the window.

Dick's intuition is correct, Daisy is wicked... Goose first sues, telling Adele that Dick and Damian are coveting her beauty, and they are worthy of her plot.

Although Adele is blind, but not so blind, Damian is fine, that boy's eyes are shining when he sees the Sphinx, and he also loves the fighting goose raised by Aphrodite Excuse me.

but dick...

"Dick bullied you?" Adele asked suspiciously, "It's unlikely, how can he beat you."

Dick, who climbed over the window and fell into the corridor, felt a pain in his knee for no reason, probably because he had exerted too much force.

"It's him," Daisy folded her wings to protect her chest, "he watched me sleep!"

Bruce asked curiously, "What did she say?"

Adele disliked the trouble of translating sentence by sentence, so she patted her father on the shoulder, helping him to understand the language of animals.

"Be reasonable," Adele sighed. "Are you afraid of others peeping while you sleep in the pool openly? Besides, you are a goose and he is a human being. You will not have good results."

"I don't care, I don't care," Daisy said unreasonably, "You have changed, you don't love me anymore!"

When did I love you, I always loved Dai... Lily!Adele was very tired, "It's not good to save yourself some face, you insist on me telling the truth... why are you covering your chest, have you forgotten the fact that you are a man?"

Daisy screamed, and her thin loli voice pierced the ceiling: "No, she's a girl!"

"It's up to you," Adele rubbed the head of the goose fiercely, "you can be whatever you like, as long as you are happy."

Bruce: "..."

No, dad doesn't allow you to rub the head of a...goose like this!

Due to Daisy's deterrence, Dick never left the bedroom all day, and it was Ah Fu who pushed the small dining car in to deliver the meals.

For the first time, Damian didn't laugh at Dick, he still remembered the pain of the hard goose beak poking his ass.Where is the goose beak, it is clearly a steel fork!

The appearance is elegant, noble, and full of beauty, but the inside is such a terrifying existence, such a huge contrast... Very good, I want to raise it even more.

Damian was thinking about how to make Adele take the initiative to give him a goose. While thinking, he searched the Wayne house, but he didn't even see Adele.

"Are you looking for Adele?" Bruce sat at the table and tapped on his notebook, he said casually, "She went back to Kent's house to get something."

The corner of Damian's mouth twitched, he gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't look for her."

Bruce nodded lightly: "Oh."

Damian: "..." Inexplicably a little angry.

Damian decided to forget about raising geese and get serious about training first.

It's time to take Dick to the night patrol tonight. In Damian's view, Dick doesn't have the buff that Bruce has always had. He only has the buff of being stupid anytime, anywhere.And after playing against Dick, Damian probably figured out his elder brother's current level. To be honest, if he had a choice, he would rather act with the goose...

It is very unrealistic to expect Dick's force value to increase significantly in a short period of time. It is better to rely on oneself than to ask for help.

When passing behind Bruce, Damian glanced casually, and his eyes were very good. He found what his father was doing——

Give an order to all the media controlled by the Wayne Group to jointly suppress the news that Adele was flying around Gotham in a swing car last night.

Damian: "...huh."

Louise didn't return from a business trip, Clark was struggling at work, Joe was studying at school, and the Kent house was empty.

Adele sent Clark a text message before entering the door, and after getting permission, she walked into the bedroom through the wall and packed the things she needed.

Considering that there were no plans in the afternoon, and it would be boring to go back too early, Adele did not use the space door simply and rudely on her return trip, but took the bus from the metropolis to Gotham, and it was just a short trip .

Gotham during the day does not seem to be as scary as at night. The streets are very lively with people coming and going. After getting out of the car, Adele chose the direction where Wayne Manor is located, bouncing and bouncing slowly towards the place with her small schoolbag on her back. go forward.

Gotham is the city where my father was born and lived, and my mother has stayed here before, and perhaps a long, long time ago, the two of them walked the path she was walking together.

This kind of time-staggered trance makes people feel a lot of emotion. Adele looked up at the towering buildings under the blue sky, feeling inexplicable emotions in her heart.

If you want to know a city, you can’t just read the introduction on the Internet. You must experience it yourself. You need to visit the bustling business districts, the remote and desolate development zones, and the old urban areas that are crowded but with old infrastructure. go shopping...

Adele walked through the streets and alleys with great interest, when she suddenly heard a faint cry for help coming from the depths of the path on the left.

Are there any dangerous incidents in broad daylight?Adele frowned, turned her feet, and walked towards the source of the sound.

There are endless crimes, large and small, in this world, and people are unlucky or even killed because of it every moment. Even God cannot eliminate all the sins.But the sins are all in front of your eyes, if you still pretend not to see it, then you are God’s incompetence and dereliction of duty.

Batman is my father, and Batman chooses to guard Gotham - these two points are enough for Adele to temporarily designate Gotham as her territory, and beat people in front of her face on her territory... This is a provocation!

The sounds of wailing, ridicule, and heavy objects hitting the flesh gradually became clearer, and soon Adele arrived at the scene. She saw a car knocked over a trash can, the deformed door was half open, and the glass was shattered all over the floor. Yes, the young man in a takeaway suit hugged his head and curled up in a corner shivering, while a bunch of weird-looking gangsters were punching and kicking around him.

Theft, robbery, assault, similar things are the most common in Gotham, and usually the victims are not too surprised, and most of them don't bother to call the police afterwards, and suffer in silence.

This reflects how harsh the living environment of Gotham is.

The good mood of the tour was ruined, Adele was too lazy to speak, even too lazy to do it herself, she snapped her fingers, and the animals wandering nearby were called and came in groups, there were stray cats, stray dogs, litter The sparrows basking in the sun on the trees, the seagulls circling by the sea, and even the eagles passing by, all rushed forward aggressively, drowning the gangsters like a tide.

"Don't beat me to death, keep your breath," Adele said, "and then tie it up with a rope and send it to the gate of the police station, please."

After a few days of careful observation, Adele found that Tony, Superman, Damian and even Red Hood usually do this after beating the bad guys, so she should do the same, so there should be no problem.

"Don't worry, Your Highness!" the little animals said one after another.

Adele walked towards the delivery guy, she knelt down on one knee in front of him, "Are you okay?"

The takeaway boy lives in Gotham, which is in dire straits. He understands the truth that people should not be judged by their appearance, and is not surprised by anything. Adele's youth and her ability to summon animals did not cause him the slightest surprise. He said very gratefully: "Thank you! Thank you so much! Without you I might be killed by them..."

He tried to get up while talking, but just as he straightened his upper body, he couldn't help crying out in pain, and fell back again.

"Don't move around if you're injured like this." Adele brushed the delivery boy's injured area with her hand, and helped him treat the serious wound briefly.

"No," the delivery guy gritted his teeth, "I still have a delivery order that hasn't been delivered. If this order is cancelled, I will lose my job again."

Looking across the mess on the floor, Adele sighed softly, "Let me help you."

After taking a shower, Jason only wore a towel around his lower body. He wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom. As soon as he sat down on the sofa, he heard a polite knock on the door.

"Here we come." Jason muttered softly, stood up reluctantly, grabbed the pistol as he passed the table, and opened the door, "What's the matter?"

Adele handed out the takeaway box, "Hello, this is your takeaway, please—huh?"

I'm pretty sure I'm definitely not Nightwing, I can't beat Adele's goose :)

——The Diary of Dickie Bird