The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]
Chapter 21 Drunkenness
When this happened, the celebration banquet could not go on.
Tony didn't care much about it. Firstly, the heroine was absent before the incident happened - as soon as Adele left, Pepper received a call from his assistant and had to rush to Washington to deal with business troubles; secondly... …A group of bosses studied Adele’s handbook for a long time, and confirmed that the victims were all members of the Justice League, and everyone in the Avengers was lucky to escape, as if the dodge value was full, and their positions were extremely coquettish .
The Avengers members breathed a sigh of relief, and collectively looked at Superman with loving eyes.
Tony patted Clark on the shoulder encouragingly, "Believe in yourself, you are superman, you're fine!"
Captain America has a kind heart, "We can help."
Thor actively raised his hand to participate, "Need I ask Loki?"
The others stopped him in unison: "No need!"
Saul was a little disappointed, "...Oh."
Faced with the gloating eyes of other people named Guan Ai, Superman suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
Among the Big Three, Wonder Woman went to track down the damned Ares. At this moment, she didn't know which corner of the earth she was in. She didn't even have a signal, so she couldn't get in touch at all; The IQ Batman was unlucky enough to be directly recruited... You must know that in the past, Superman was assassinated by sinister and cunning criminals with kryptonite, and Batman tried his best to save the situation at a critical moment. This time the situation was reversed, and only Superman remained Carrying the lead alone, he feels that the burden on his shoulders is extremely heavy, and he feels that his figure is desolate...
Hawkeye pointed to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver who were drawing the space door, "There's another one here."
Magneto, who can barely be attributed to the X-Men, is a legacy of many victims!Who knows how he got in with a bunch of superheroes.
Adele was frantically flipping through the instruction manual left to her by Dionysus and Apollo, and explained in a low voice, "Because I think he is handsome..."
"Don't worry, we can definitely solve it... right?" Wanda thought of something as she spoke, her tone turned a corner midway, and the overall situation suddenly became unclear.She walked to Adele and squatted down, stretched out her hand to smooth the folds on her collar, and said softly: "If you find a way, please let me know."
Adele blinked her big eyes and stared at this beautiful and kind young lady. Guilt flooded her heart like a tide. She nodded vigorously, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I will try my best to make up for my mistakes."
Wanda rubbed Adele's head and said with a smile, "If there are no other side effects, I don't think this is a troublesome matter..."
Instead of thinking twice about how to overthrow the human regime and establish a mutant empire, Wanda really thinks that the director of a steel factory is a good job. She is willing to contribute all her pocket money to help her father start a business. Come up with a big news that makes Professor X's blood pressure soar.
"Don't worry about this, it has no side effects," Adele said. "They gave me 'intoxication' to let me forget my troubles after drinking it, and do something I like to do. The effect of a whole bottle is about one month...for me."
After all, Adele is not a pure human being, she has half the blood of a god, and it will take a longer time for her to digest the medicine that can be digested by ordinary people in a month.
"Is that so?" Wanda thought thoughtfully, "Then he is still drunk, I suddenly don't want to talk to him anymore."
Adele: "???"
"Just kidding, it's my father anyway, I have to go back and have a look." Wanda couldn't hold back, and lightly poked Adele's cheek, sighing in her heart that the hand feels really good, "Welcome to Xavier School when you are free Visit, I will take you to play."
As long as Magneto doesn't kill me, I will go, Adele nodded obediently.
The Scarlet Witch took her bewildered younger brother Kuaiyin to leave and retreat, and went home to save her father.
Hawkeye reluctantly bid farewell to them, and promised that if necessary, you are welcome, and he will be there for you if you make a call.
Kuaiyin looked at Hawkeye suspiciously, "You want to watch the fun, right?"
"What's so interesting about Magneto's excitement," Hawkeye said sternly, "Am I that kind of person?"
Kuaiyin smiled, "You are."
Hawkeye suffered [-] points of damage.
Kuaiyin said again: "I bet Ruiwen must have made a video. When I go back, I will find her to back it up and send it to you."
While Hawkeye was secretly delighted, he also felt a slight chill in his back. He said mildly, "He is your father."
"Heh," Kuaiyin rolled his eyes, "The vice principal is in trouble, and everyone praises it. This is the tradition of our Xavier school."
Hawkeye was convinced, and Hawkeye gave a thumbs up.
"Did you find it?" Damian asked, crossing his arms.
It’s not that he just watched the excitement and didn’t do the work, but that the instruction manual given by Dionysus was written in ancient Greek, and only Adele in the entire Stark Tower could understand it, and no one else could help if they wanted to. superior.
"...No." Adele closed the thick instruction booklet and lowered her head in frustration, "Maybe because the effect lasts for a limited time, and it's not a lethal poison, so..."
Damian frowned and gave a "tsk".
It's just alcohol, and you go to sleep when you're drunk, so you don't need any antidote—this is probably the way Dionysus thinks.
This is not wrong, but superheroes, especially superheroes like Batman, who do not work for a day and the crime rate in Gotham soars, never dare to relax without holidays. As long as they are not fatally injured, he Even if you crawl the next day, you have to grit your teeth and get up to patrol on time.
It is admirable, but also distressing.
In short, let's update the patrol list for tonight. Fortunately, there is not only one Batman in Gotham today.
Damian was thinking quickly about a solution - I'm going to find an ex-Robin to replace Batman's Night Watch, who is so lucky?
When he thought of the phrase "ex-Robin", Damian's expression suddenly froze. He lowered his head like a robot with rusty joints, and pushed Adele's shoulder, "Who else? Hired?"
Adele was pushed like a tumbler by Damian, "Nightwing, Red Robin, Aquaman."
Damian: "..."
The current situation can be compared to Cheng Damian needing to charge his IOS mobile phone. The original data cable and two barely usable counterfeit data cables are all broken, leaving only one intact but unsuitable Android data cable. Line, can't even do the job.
"Very good," Damian said coolly, taking a deep breath, "Excellent."
Clark rubbed his face vigorously, and put on a heroic gesture, "Until Bruce recovers, I will be responsible for the security of Gotham."
"No need," Damian flatly refused, "I can do it myself."
"We can help too! We are the Teen Titans!" Beast Boy found the opportunity to speak, he put his arm around Xiao Qiao's neck, patted Raven's shoulder with the other, and said with a grin, "Right?"
"Hiring child labor is illegal," Tony twitched his lips, "go to school obediently, and don't make trouble."
"Let me do it," Adele stood up firmly, "I caused the trouble, and I will take responsibility."
Tony grabbed the rabbit ears on Adele's hat and pulled her back, "Are you an adult?"
"I'm 17!" Adele argued, "I'm already an adult!"
Others told Adele from a bird's-eye view that her words had no credibility.
"There is one last way..."
Adele reached out and grabbed a laurel branch from the void. The tender yellow flowers hidden under the large green leaves were delicate and lovely.
"Just ask them."
It took a few seconds for the others to realize who Adele was referring to by "they".
The connection between Mount Olympus and the world is actually very weak. Even if Diana wanted to see a certain god, she had to go back to Paradise Island first. Therefore, most of the prayers that humans prayed to the sculpture could not reach the ears of the gods.
Clark asked: "Do you have a way to send a message?"
"Others can't, but one can try." Adele scratched her head, "But I have to wait until dawn, he can't come out now."
In the end, it was decided that Clark would send Bruce back to Wayne Manor, and then go to Atlantis to see the situation of Aquaman, while Damian took the other children to save Night Wing and Red Robin.
"Is there anyone to answer my question?" Bruce found a comfortable position and sat in Superman's arms. He looked very relaxed, as if the thing under his butt was not a living person but a beautifully decorated throne. son? Well...it really looks like when I was a kid."
Damian's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he was holding the handle of the Taidao tightly, trying to control his urge to draw the sword and cut people.
"Calm down!" Xiao Qiao hugged Damian from behind, and Beast Boy held his arm beside him, "He is your father!"
Damian's eyes swished at Adele like a knife, "I'm not going to cut him!"
Xiao Qiao: "...that's not okay either!"
"Where did you get the knife?" Bruce frowned, showing disapproval, "Kids don't play with this, it's too dangerous."
"This is a very complicated question, I'll explain it later," Clark said with a blank expression, "I'll take you home now."
"I don't really want to go home," Bruce winked at Natasha, "but flying on the Superman plane is a rare experience, and I can only ask you out next time, beauty."
Natasha smiled slightly: "That's a pity."
Dr. Banner bit his handkerchief and crouched in a small corner, shooting his death gaze at Bruce.
"Let me know if you need help," Tony helped Adele tie the scarf, "it's not your fault, it's your kindness, don't blame yourself too much."
"It's my fault. The spell still has loopholes. I used it without correcting it." Adele rubbed her eyes, "Mom said no matter what the starting point is, the end result is bad, so you have to admit your mistakes... I I will try to make up for it.”
Tony patted Adele on the head encouragingly, "Good girl."
Thanks to the space gate, everyone almost arrived at Wayne Manor.
Alfred has already learned the cause and effect of the matter, but he is very optimistic, saying that Master Wayne has finally ushered in a short vacation.
"You are Miss Adele, right?" Afu walked up to Adele and bowed slightly. "It's nice to meet you. I've been looking forward to this scene for a long time. How is Mrs. Mariana?"
"I heard my mother talk about you, Mr. Pennyworth, you took care of her growing up," Adele respectfully returned, "I'm sorry for the hasty meeting, I should have paid a more formal visit .”
"Alfred, if you don't mind, you can call me that," Alfred handed the tray full of cookies to Adele, "Eat something before you can solve your troubles."
Adele picked out a bunny-shaped cookie, "Mom said your craftsmanship is very good."
Ah Fu looked kindly, "Ma'am is too good."
"Why is there such a large space under my house?" Bruce scanned the entire Batcave suspiciously, "Who did it?"
"Of course it's you, master," Ah Fu raised his eyebrows, "How many things has he forgotten?"
Clark shrugged.
"I don't remember, but it makes sense," Bruce picked up a cookie. "After all, I've already raised the entire Justice League, and it's not difficult to raise another Batman... What about others? I want to meet him."
Out of sight and out of mind, Damian went to change his equipment and just missed this scene that made him feel uncomfortable.
The rest showed awkward but polite smiles, looking at the world but not at Bruce.
Afu: "..."
The butler is indeed a person who is used to strong winds and waves. He was stunned for a short moment before returning to normal. He smiled and said, "Why don't you find a mirror to take a good look at it."
Bruce was still thinking about what Ah Fu's words meant, when he suddenly heard a loud "bang", the door of the Batcave was kicked open forcefully, and Red Hood rushed in aggressively, carrying a stunned man like a sack. Dick Grayson.
"What's the matter with Dickie Bird?" Red Hood said angrily, "I suddenly lost my nerve while talking, pretending not to know me, just forget about it, insist on fulfilling my duty as a policeman, and arrest me..."
"Who will see if he can be cured!"
I spend all that money and can't see what Batman looks like?
- "Brucey's Diary"
Tony didn't care much about it. Firstly, the heroine was absent before the incident happened - as soon as Adele left, Pepper received a call from his assistant and had to rush to Washington to deal with business troubles; secondly... …A group of bosses studied Adele’s handbook for a long time, and confirmed that the victims were all members of the Justice League, and everyone in the Avengers was lucky to escape, as if the dodge value was full, and their positions were extremely coquettish .
The Avengers members breathed a sigh of relief, and collectively looked at Superman with loving eyes.
Tony patted Clark on the shoulder encouragingly, "Believe in yourself, you are superman, you're fine!"
Captain America has a kind heart, "We can help."
Thor actively raised his hand to participate, "Need I ask Loki?"
The others stopped him in unison: "No need!"
Saul was a little disappointed, "...Oh."
Faced with the gloating eyes of other people named Guan Ai, Superman suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
Among the Big Three, Wonder Woman went to track down the damned Ares. At this moment, she didn't know which corner of the earth she was in. She didn't even have a signal, so she couldn't get in touch at all; The IQ Batman was unlucky enough to be directly recruited... You must know that in the past, Superman was assassinated by sinister and cunning criminals with kryptonite, and Batman tried his best to save the situation at a critical moment. This time the situation was reversed, and only Superman remained Carrying the lead alone, he feels that the burden on his shoulders is extremely heavy, and he feels that his figure is desolate...
Hawkeye pointed to Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver who were drawing the space door, "There's another one here."
Magneto, who can barely be attributed to the X-Men, is a legacy of many victims!Who knows how he got in with a bunch of superheroes.
Adele was frantically flipping through the instruction manual left to her by Dionysus and Apollo, and explained in a low voice, "Because I think he is handsome..."
"Don't worry, we can definitely solve it... right?" Wanda thought of something as she spoke, her tone turned a corner midway, and the overall situation suddenly became unclear.She walked to Adele and squatted down, stretched out her hand to smooth the folds on her collar, and said softly: "If you find a way, please let me know."
Adele blinked her big eyes and stared at this beautiful and kind young lady. Guilt flooded her heart like a tide. She nodded vigorously, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault. I will try my best to make up for my mistakes."
Wanda rubbed Adele's head and said with a smile, "If there are no other side effects, I don't think this is a troublesome matter..."
Instead of thinking twice about how to overthrow the human regime and establish a mutant empire, Wanda really thinks that the director of a steel factory is a good job. She is willing to contribute all her pocket money to help her father start a business. Come up with a big news that makes Professor X's blood pressure soar.
"Don't worry about this, it has no side effects," Adele said. "They gave me 'intoxication' to let me forget my troubles after drinking it, and do something I like to do. The effect of a whole bottle is about one month...for me."
After all, Adele is not a pure human being, she has half the blood of a god, and it will take a longer time for her to digest the medicine that can be digested by ordinary people in a month.
"Is that so?" Wanda thought thoughtfully, "Then he is still drunk, I suddenly don't want to talk to him anymore."
Adele: "???"
"Just kidding, it's my father anyway, I have to go back and have a look." Wanda couldn't hold back, and lightly poked Adele's cheek, sighing in her heart that the hand feels really good, "Welcome to Xavier School when you are free Visit, I will take you to play."
As long as Magneto doesn't kill me, I will go, Adele nodded obediently.
The Scarlet Witch took her bewildered younger brother Kuaiyin to leave and retreat, and went home to save her father.
Hawkeye reluctantly bid farewell to them, and promised that if necessary, you are welcome, and he will be there for you if you make a call.
Kuaiyin looked at Hawkeye suspiciously, "You want to watch the fun, right?"
"What's so interesting about Magneto's excitement," Hawkeye said sternly, "Am I that kind of person?"
Kuaiyin smiled, "You are."
Hawkeye suffered [-] points of damage.
Kuaiyin said again: "I bet Ruiwen must have made a video. When I go back, I will find her to back it up and send it to you."
While Hawkeye was secretly delighted, he also felt a slight chill in his back. He said mildly, "He is your father."
"Heh," Kuaiyin rolled his eyes, "The vice principal is in trouble, and everyone praises it. This is the tradition of our Xavier school."
Hawkeye was convinced, and Hawkeye gave a thumbs up.
"Did you find it?" Damian asked, crossing his arms.
It’s not that he just watched the excitement and didn’t do the work, but that the instruction manual given by Dionysus was written in ancient Greek, and only Adele in the entire Stark Tower could understand it, and no one else could help if they wanted to. superior.
"...No." Adele closed the thick instruction booklet and lowered her head in frustration, "Maybe because the effect lasts for a limited time, and it's not a lethal poison, so..."
Damian frowned and gave a "tsk".
It's just alcohol, and you go to sleep when you're drunk, so you don't need any antidote—this is probably the way Dionysus thinks.
This is not wrong, but superheroes, especially superheroes like Batman, who do not work for a day and the crime rate in Gotham soars, never dare to relax without holidays. As long as they are not fatally injured, he Even if you crawl the next day, you have to grit your teeth and get up to patrol on time.
It is admirable, but also distressing.
In short, let's update the patrol list for tonight. Fortunately, there is not only one Batman in Gotham today.
Damian was thinking quickly about a solution - I'm going to find an ex-Robin to replace Batman's Night Watch, who is so lucky?
When he thought of the phrase "ex-Robin", Damian's expression suddenly froze. He lowered his head like a robot with rusty joints, and pushed Adele's shoulder, "Who else? Hired?"
Adele was pushed like a tumbler by Damian, "Nightwing, Red Robin, Aquaman."
Damian: "..."
The current situation can be compared to Cheng Damian needing to charge his IOS mobile phone. The original data cable and two barely usable counterfeit data cables are all broken, leaving only one intact but unsuitable Android data cable. Line, can't even do the job.
"Very good," Damian said coolly, taking a deep breath, "Excellent."
Clark rubbed his face vigorously, and put on a heroic gesture, "Until Bruce recovers, I will be responsible for the security of Gotham."
"No need," Damian flatly refused, "I can do it myself."
"We can help too! We are the Teen Titans!" Beast Boy found the opportunity to speak, he put his arm around Xiao Qiao's neck, patted Raven's shoulder with the other, and said with a grin, "Right?"
"Hiring child labor is illegal," Tony twitched his lips, "go to school obediently, and don't make trouble."
"Let me do it," Adele stood up firmly, "I caused the trouble, and I will take responsibility."
Tony grabbed the rabbit ears on Adele's hat and pulled her back, "Are you an adult?"
"I'm 17!" Adele argued, "I'm already an adult!"
Others told Adele from a bird's-eye view that her words had no credibility.
"There is one last way..."
Adele reached out and grabbed a laurel branch from the void. The tender yellow flowers hidden under the large green leaves were delicate and lovely.
"Just ask them."
It took a few seconds for the others to realize who Adele was referring to by "they".
The connection between Mount Olympus and the world is actually very weak. Even if Diana wanted to see a certain god, she had to go back to Paradise Island first. Therefore, most of the prayers that humans prayed to the sculpture could not reach the ears of the gods.
Clark asked: "Do you have a way to send a message?"
"Others can't, but one can try." Adele scratched her head, "But I have to wait until dawn, he can't come out now."
In the end, it was decided that Clark would send Bruce back to Wayne Manor, and then go to Atlantis to see the situation of Aquaman, while Damian took the other children to save Night Wing and Red Robin.
"Is there anyone to answer my question?" Bruce found a comfortable position and sat in Superman's arms. He looked very relaxed, as if the thing under his butt was not a living person but a beautifully decorated throne. son? Well...it really looks like when I was a kid."
Damian's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he was holding the handle of the Taidao tightly, trying to control his urge to draw the sword and cut people.
"Calm down!" Xiao Qiao hugged Damian from behind, and Beast Boy held his arm beside him, "He is your father!"
Damian's eyes swished at Adele like a knife, "I'm not going to cut him!"
Xiao Qiao: "...that's not okay either!"
"Where did you get the knife?" Bruce frowned, showing disapproval, "Kids don't play with this, it's too dangerous."
"This is a very complicated question, I'll explain it later," Clark said with a blank expression, "I'll take you home now."
"I don't really want to go home," Bruce winked at Natasha, "but flying on the Superman plane is a rare experience, and I can only ask you out next time, beauty."
Natasha smiled slightly: "That's a pity."
Dr. Banner bit his handkerchief and crouched in a small corner, shooting his death gaze at Bruce.
"Let me know if you need help," Tony helped Adele tie the scarf, "it's not your fault, it's your kindness, don't blame yourself too much."
"It's my fault. The spell still has loopholes. I used it without correcting it." Adele rubbed her eyes, "Mom said no matter what the starting point is, the end result is bad, so you have to admit your mistakes... I I will try to make up for it.”
Tony patted Adele on the head encouragingly, "Good girl."
Thanks to the space gate, everyone almost arrived at Wayne Manor.
Alfred has already learned the cause and effect of the matter, but he is very optimistic, saying that Master Wayne has finally ushered in a short vacation.
"You are Miss Adele, right?" Afu walked up to Adele and bowed slightly. "It's nice to meet you. I've been looking forward to this scene for a long time. How is Mrs. Mariana?"
"I heard my mother talk about you, Mr. Pennyworth, you took care of her growing up," Adele respectfully returned, "I'm sorry for the hasty meeting, I should have paid a more formal visit .”
"Alfred, if you don't mind, you can call me that," Alfred handed the tray full of cookies to Adele, "Eat something before you can solve your troubles."
Adele picked out a bunny-shaped cookie, "Mom said your craftsmanship is very good."
Ah Fu looked kindly, "Ma'am is too good."
"Why is there such a large space under my house?" Bruce scanned the entire Batcave suspiciously, "Who did it?"
"Of course it's you, master," Ah Fu raised his eyebrows, "How many things has he forgotten?"
Clark shrugged.
"I don't remember, but it makes sense," Bruce picked up a cookie. "After all, I've already raised the entire Justice League, and it's not difficult to raise another Batman... What about others? I want to meet him."
Out of sight and out of mind, Damian went to change his equipment and just missed this scene that made him feel uncomfortable.
The rest showed awkward but polite smiles, looking at the world but not at Bruce.
Afu: "..."
The butler is indeed a person who is used to strong winds and waves. He was stunned for a short moment before returning to normal. He smiled and said, "Why don't you find a mirror to take a good look at it."
Bruce was still thinking about what Ah Fu's words meant, when he suddenly heard a loud "bang", the door of the Batcave was kicked open forcefully, and Red Hood rushed in aggressively, carrying a stunned man like a sack. Dick Grayson.
"What's the matter with Dickie Bird?" Red Hood said angrily, "I suddenly lost my nerve while talking, pretending not to know me, just forget about it, insist on fulfilling my duty as a policeman, and arrest me..."
"Who will see if he can be cured!"
I spend all that money and can't see what Batman looks like?
- "Brucey's Diary"
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