The Princess Diaries [Comprehensive British and American]

Batman is the most hidden of all superheroes, and few people have seen the true face under the black mask.In contrast, Superman's vest is not so strict, at least the main members of the Avengers present today know that the little reporter Clark Kent is Superman.

...except for the young and immature spiders, but that doesn't matter.

Too many secret identities will lead to one kind of evil and chaotic triangle and four corners. People who don't know the truth eat CP deliciously, and people who know the truth laugh until their heads go bald.

Anyway, when Bruce and Clark appeared together, the bullet screen in many people's hearts couldn't be controlled, and a large number of "yooooo" drifted across the sky.

After the two sides exchanged simple greetings, the aboveboard spectators consciously turned to secretly observe, and Tony and Bruce looked at each other, and went to the corner tacitly.

On the way here, Bruce saw the updated news after Tony stepped down to take the rhythm. Staring at half of Adele's face in the photo, he rarely felt a heart attack.

Thousands of words boiled into one sentence - what's up with this guy Tony Stark?

"Let me talk first," Tony said before Bruce could organize his words.Don't look at his serious face, the slightly trembling shoulders revealed the true thoughts of this person, "What a coincidence that you came, Adele is not here."

Bruce: "..."

Bruce was in a trance, thinking that this scene was a bit familiar, as if history was repeating itself, did I just experience it not long ago?

"As soon as she left, you and Clark went downstairs, even if it was a minute earlier." Tony sighed, pretending to be sorry, but in fact every sentence turned into a sharp knife, swishing and hitting Bruce's knee precisely, "You What kind of luck is this? Well, maybe this is the legendary no fate."

Bruce felt tight in his chest, he took a deep breath, and asked coldly, "Where did she go?"

Tony caught a glimpse of Bruce's dark face and suddenly felt happy. He said in a relaxed tone, "She said she forgot her account book at home and went back to get it."

Bruce, who came to Stark Tower from the Kent house, became even more depressed when he heard this.

Tony has been killed for many years but has never been beaten to death. In addition to being handsome, the most important thing is that he knows how to accept jokes as soon as they are good.

"Don't worry," Tony said reassuringly as he stopped stabbing Bruce, feeling almost done, "She'll be right back."

Bruce didn't want to talk, wanted to be quiet, he took a glass of wine from the passing waiter, and took a sip.

With a muffled bang, Bruce let go of his hand, and the glass fell on the thick carpet, and the spilled wine stained the carpet dark.He pressed his temples hard, stumbled back two steps, and fell into the sofa.

Tony looked stunned, "I didn't poison the wine!"

The dizziness came and went quickly, Bruce raised his head, looked around blankly, and frowned slowly, "Why am I here?"

Tony: "...you came here by yourself, I didn't invite you, why, do you want to touch porcelain?"

As soon as Adele entered the bedroom, something was wrong.

The golden retriever was lying at the foot of the bed with a sleepy expression. Hearing the movement, its three heads were raised together, and it barked listlessly at the owner: "Wow."

"Someone has been here?" Adele touched the heads one by one, paused when she touched the head on the far right, and suddenly turned her head to look at the desk, "Is it my father? He also took away my... pearl."

The notebook was lying in place with an open appearance. Adele glanced at it to confirm that it had not been flipped, but the pearl next to it was gone.

Adele was puzzled, "What did he do with my pearl?"

The three heads of the Golden Retriever shook together, expressing that he didn't know, that human was too scary, he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he could only shrink into a ball in humiliation and be brushed.

"Who can you offend?" Adele said disgustedly, "You can't even bite Clark's hand."

Golden Retriever: "..." Kryptonians have steel and iron bones, who can bite, oh QAQ.

Adele put the ledger into the bunny bag, slung it across her body, bounced and left the bedroom, ready to go back to Stark Tower.

Just as a line was drawn on the space door, Adele suddenly heard the sound of a key turning outside the door, and Xiao Qiao's voice: "...It seems that there is no one at home? I said I should call and ask... ..."

"No," said a man with a slightly soft voice but an extremely firm tone, "...just looking around..."

The door was pushed open, and Xiao Qiao's voice became clear, "Okay, you said it was—Adele?! You're back!"

Adele's raised arm paused in the air for a moment, until the bright light flickering at her fingertips slowly extinguished, she lowered her arm, and subconsciously held the long soft ears on the bunny bun, her gaze swept from left to right and followed The people who filed in behind Xiao Qiao.

There were three of them, a girl and two boys.The girl was wearing a pitch-black cloak, with a pretty face and pale complexion, with a rose-red crystal inlaid between her brows; the boy was wearing a simple sportswear, and his skin was strange green.And one last...

Adele's pupils shrank slightly.

Damian Wayne.

The eyes of the two collided like two sharp blades, and they fought silently. In an instant, there was a flash of swords and swords, and the atmosphere suddenly froze, forcing the others to take a step back.

Adele didn't have any objections to Damian or Robin at first. Marianna has been on the run for more than ten years. Of course Bruce has the right to fall in love, marry and have children. As for Robin, although he picked up the pearl, he also It wasn't intentional, it was just a coincidence.

But when the two identities of Damian and Robin merged into one, Adele's feeling changed immediately.

... He was born to restrain me, how many ups and downs have been added to my road of recognizing relatives for no reason!Adele felt wronged and sad.

"Adele, let me introduce you. These are my friends." Before Adele and Damian started a fight, the brave little Qiao stepped forward and said tremblingly, "They They're all members of the Teen Titans, this is 'Rachel' Rachel, this is 'Beast Boy' Garfield..."

Raven shook his hand out of his cloak, while Beast Boy waved his arms exaggeratedly, "Hi! Is your name Adele? You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen!"

Damian let out a disdainful laugh.

Adele gritted her teeth and said with a smile, "Do you want to fight?"

Damian folded his arms, "Childish."

"You're just childish," Adele snorted coldly, "I didn't provoke you or provoke you, if you provoke me again, I'll be rude!"

Adele began to roll up her sleeves.

Damian kicked the small bench away, and pulled out a knife out of nowhere.

Xiao Qiao rushed over to stop between the two in horror, "Don't fight!"

"What kind of enmity do they have?" Beast Boy asked Raven in a low voice, "I think it must be Damian who started the trouble, he doesn't like anyone."

Raven shook his head, "I don't know."

Adele paused when she drew the space door, she turned her head slowly, and looked at Damian in disbelief, "Why are you so overbearing, I can't even leave?"

Damian seemed to be choked for a moment, but he couldn't immediately refute, his ears were slightly red, "...then you go."

Raven smiled "puchi" and dismantled Damian unceremoniously: "He thought you were going to beat him."

"I'm not as knowledgeable as a child." Adele raised her chin, turned proudly and walked to the other side of the living room, intending to open the space door in another place.

...Then she didn't pay attention to the situation on the ground, tripped over the small bench kicked by Damian, and fell to the ground with a "pia ji".

Damian really wanted to laugh.

The Beast Boy and Xiao Qiao rushed over to help Adele up.

"Are you okay?" Xiao Qiao asked nervously, "I'm going to get the medicine box."

"Something in your bag has been spilled," Raven said suddenly, she frowned slowly, "It seems to be a bottle of...wine."

Adele's face changed slightly, she quickly emptied out everything in the bunny bag, and piled up a hill on the ground.

Beast Boy was dumbfounded, "Your bag is big enough."

Raven explained: "Space expansion, a very powerful magic."

"Wine?" Xiao Qiao squatted down. "What does the bottle look like? I'll help you find it. Damian, you can come too."

Reluctance was written all over Damian's face, but he still slowly moved over.

Raven's gaze swept around, and she bent down to pick up the loosely bound notebook with its pages turned over, "These paintings have substitute spells...improved versions?"

Adele frantically looked for something, and said "hmm" casually.

"A few paintings were soaked in wine, does it matter?" Raven handed back the ledger to Adele, "What kind of wine is that? It smells good."

As soon as Adele's movements stopped, she slowly raised her head, the expression on her face was as stiff as a stone.

"Dionysus's 'Intoxication' contains the medicine given by Apollo. After drinking it, you will forget your troubles and only remember the easy things..."

"That's okay," the beast boy scratched his head, "besides, no one drinks."

"No," Raven pointed to the ledger, "Substitution spell, a few Q-version villains got wet."

Adele flipped through the handbook with trembling fingers, "Who is there..."

Iron Man, Wonder Woman, Superman, Batman, Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Aquaman, Magneto.

There are not many people, and several of them have signed their names. The spell is completed and will not be affected by the transmission from the paper man.

Damian stared at the name "Batman", his face was gloomy as if dark clouds were gathering, and it was going to rain heavily in the next second.

"Why is there Magneto?" Xiao Qiao asked strangely.

"Because he's handsome." Adele hurriedly swept everything into the bag, raised her hand and opened a space door, "I have to go and see! There are still a few unsigned!"

"Wait!" Damian grabbed the rabbit ears on Adele's hat, "Go and see Batman first!"

"Let go of me!" Adele struggled and dragged Damian through the space door, "I just want to—"

Beast Boy and Xiao Qiao looked at each other.

Raven followed, "Let's go take a look too."

"Surveillance testifies, I did not inject poison." Tony raised his fingers and solemnly swore to the sky.

Bucky took Tony aside, "Don't make trouble."

"It's indeed magic," the Scarlet Witch retracted the chaotic energy that enveloped Bruce, "I can feel the traces of magic fluctuations..."

"Wine," Doctor Strange took a deep breath, "there is a smell of wine."

"Don't think about drinking at this time," Clark said with a frown. "Is there a solution? I don't want to go to Constantine."

"So can someone tell me why I'm here?" Bruce rolled his eyes and gave Natasha a wink affectionately.

Natasha stuffed a small cake into Bruce's mouth to signal him to be quiet.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with him." Tony rubbed his chin and looked at Bruce critically. "He's always like this." He's only serious when he's dressed as Batman.

"No," Wanda pressed her temples, "a large part of his memory sector is blank."

With a sound of "poof", the space door was pushed open, and Adele and Damian fell out in a ball.

"Father!" Damian rushed to Bruce first, "Are you okay?"

Bruce raised his eyebrows, he looked at Damian for a moment, and asked doubtfully, "I have a son?"

Damian: "..."

If it wasn't for the wrong timing, Adele really wanted to laugh up to the sky.

"It's all you!" Damian glared at Adele, "Look at what you did!"

"It's obviously you!" Adele said angrily, "You tripped me up!"

"You don't look at the road yourself!"

"You throw things around!"

"Wait! Do you know what's going on?" Clark pressed one hand to separate Adele and Damian, "Speak slowly and clearly."

Adele glared at Damian, and was about to explain when she was interrupted by the phone ringing suddenly.

It was Mystique calling Wanda.

"Wanda, tell Pietro to come back quickly, something happened to your father!" I don't know if it was Wanda's illusion, but she always felt that there was a hint of schadenfreude in Ruiwen's "anxious" voice, "He and Charles are talking Chess, suddenly lost his memory inexplicably, insisting that he was the director of a steel factory, and he set off the chessboard and was about to leave..."

Wanda's smile froze on her face: "?????"

"...Just kidding, with his income from collecting scrap iron every day, he will never be able to open a steel factory in his life. What is his dream!" Rui Wen exposed it without saying a few words. Excited, when a group of Cyclops Wolverine rushed up to press the noisy Magneto, she sat on the table and watched the show, "Hey, if you want me to tell you, let him go, why stop others from pursuing their ideals!"

"Let me go! You people are so weird!" Magneto's hoarse roar was captured by Mystique's mobile phone microphone, and faintly passed into Wanda's ears, "Why do you still have claws? Are those eyes of yours? What's going on! It's terrible! Don't come here, if you come here again, I will call the police!"

Wanda's whole body was petrified, and there was a faint tendency to shatter: "..."

Seeing Bruce flirting with Black Widow, and listening to Mystique's uncontrollable laugh, Adele groaned in pain and covered her face with her hands tightly.

What does your S.H.I.E.L.D. capture of Magneto have to do with me, Eric Lanshel?

—— "Magneto's Notes"

Come on, don't be ashamed, please!

——"Professor X's Interview Record"

The author has something to say: Da Mi wanted to go with the master, but the master didn’t take him, so he had to find Xiao Qiao to go around and bring his friends (no).

If there is no accident tomorrow, it should be updated in the morning. I will go to code _(:з」∠)_

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