Dasheng is jealous again
Chapter 3: Sun Wukong wins.
Regardless of whether it is invincible or not, Qi Tian and Tang Seng have subdued nine monsters in this short period of time.
"So, there are only six-eared macaques left?"
Qi Tian looked at the golden cudgel, and his heart was complicated. Tang Seng had already told all the things between him and the six-eared macaque. It stands to reason that he owed the six-eared macaque, but this was not his original intention. If possible, He doesn't want to be an enemy of the six-eared macaque, and even wants to turn his fight into friendship and become a friend who can talk about everything.
As soon as a friend was mentioned, this 'friend' came out of the golden cudgel unsteadily.
"Sun Wukong, you and this king finally meet again."
With the previous experience, the six-eared macaque knew that Qitian was covered with a layer of Buddha's light, and now he was accompanied by Tang Seng, so he directly attacked Qitian without any fuss.
"Liu Er, I came here this time just to take away the extra things on your body." Qi Tian was open and honest, his voice full of frankness: "No matter what the previous reason is, after all, you suffered an unreasonable disaster because of me. What do you want? Compensation, just open your mouth, I come here with sincerity, just ask for the conditions."
As soon as the words fell, the six-eared macaque on the opposite side did not respond, but Tang Seng's eyes widened: "Any conditions are fine? When did you become so generous?"
Qi Tian glanced at him helplessly: "I can't help it. I am anxious to go back to coax my wife with the golden cudgel. If he mentions it to him, I will take on him first. If I can do it, I will talk about it later. one."
"Bah!" Tang Seng spat at Qi Tian, "I think you are getting more and more shameless."
"Why do you want face? Can my wife come back by herself?" Qi Tian narrowed his eyes and stared at Tang Seng: "Or if I want face, you go and get my wife back?"
"Tsk, hey..." Tang Seng sighed and shook his head, with a hint of resentment: "I didn't expect that you have recovered your memory now, and you are still a fan of a daughter-in-law."
Speaking of this, Tang Seng touched his chin meaningfully and moved closer to Qi Tian: "Apprentice, guess what, if I tell Little Bones about your fearless devotion to lure spider spirits, how will she react?"
Qi Tian was stunned for a moment, then he gritted his back molars and said through gnash teeth: "Master, you are a monk, you'd better be kind, don't be like those ignorant and stupid women who like to chew the root of your tongue, you will go to the tongue pulling hell .”
"Sun Wukong, you waited for me to come out just to let me see you and master reminiscing about old times?" The voice of the six-eared macaque contained strong impatience.
Qi Tian raised his eyebrows and looked back at the six-eared macaque with a smile: "I'm waiting for you to think about conditions?"
Meeting the six-eared macaque this time, Qi Tian only felt that compared with the six-eared macaque in his memory who kept attacking him, the change was not small, at least he wouldn't fight or kill him as soon as he came up, he knew how to negotiate conditions, and his attitude was not bad peace.
Now that there is something to talk about, then he can take back the golden cudgel as soon as possible...
Ay Ya I gi!
What else did he see? !
Qi Tian blinked, blinked again...
I read it right, the golden cudgel became as soft as noodles at some point.
This... probably caused by his blood.
Qi Tian's forehead twitched with blue veins.
Why is the six-eared macaque unaffected?
The six-eared macaque is still a cloud of black mist now, Xuan Yi has turned back into a golden cudgel, the six-eared macaque has lost the shell that can carry him, and can only just float like this.
"Well, Liu Er, let's not be in a hurry, wait a minute, can you clean up the golden cudgel first?"
Qi Tian pointed to the golden cudgel that was coiled into mosquito coils on the ground in a bit of embarrassment, and the golden cudgel was constantly rubbing against the ground.
Tang Seng followed Qi Tian's fingertips to look at it, and he watched it for fun, but the six-eared macaque was really stunned.
"Sun Wukong, what kind of magic did you use to make them behave like this?"
Qi Tian also wanted to know about the six-eared macaque. It is estimated that the only person present who knew the truth was Tang Seng, so Qi Tian turned his attention to Tang Seng.
Even though the current six-eared macaque has no eyes, Tang Seng can feel his gaze. Being stared at by these two gazes, Tang Seng coughed a little uncomfortably, then stretched out his index finger and pointed to the sky: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Tang Seng saw with his own eyes that Yuelao had added something to Qi Tian's blood, it was pink and pretty, but he really didn't expect that the effect of that thing was so indescribable.
"It's so dirty to rub that on the floor."
The six-eared macaque sighed regretfully, and then released a wisp of black mist, and wrapped the golden cudgel around the flower branch of a Bana flower: "This place is better."
stop!do you know what you are doing !
Handling this kind of thing by yourself and seeking outside help are completely two concepts, okay?
Qi Tian had a panoramic view of the six-eared macaque's movements, then looked at the tainted manjusawa quite speechlessly, and said in his heart: Don't worry, I will let my idiot be responsible.
The six-eared macaque arranged the golden cudgel, and brought the topic back: "Okay, the other troublesome things have been dealt with, now it's your turn to be with me, right?"
"That's right." Qi Tian looked at the six-eared macaque seriously: "Then have you thought about it? What do you want?"
The six-eared macaque smiled: "This king wants your body that is equal to the sky."
Qi Tian was surprised: "You want to take me away?"
"Shouldn't you say it shouldn't be?" The six-eared macaque said unceremoniously, "The body of this king was broken up by you, and I couldn't even find a shell that could carry the soul. You..."
"Yes." Qi Tian suddenly said.
"You..." The six-eared macaque's voice suddenly stopped, and then it was shocked: "What did you say?!!"
Qi Tianlang replied: "I said 'yes', which means I agree."
The situation got a little out of control, and Tang Seng hurriedly stopped him from the side: "Wukong, don't be willful!"
"You actually agree?" Now it was the six-eared macaque's turn to hesitate: "What are you planning?"
Unexpectedly, Qi Tian just sneered: "If you don't agree, you want to fight with me, but if you agree, you doubt me. Tell me why you are so naughty."
The author has something to say: I suddenly feel that the six-eared macaque seems to be more moral than Qi Tian.
☆、CHAPTER73
There is fraud!Absolutely fraudulent!
As the saying goes, if you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal.
In particular, Qi Tian still had a kind and polite face, and the words in his mouth were extremely warm and sincere.
This was so surprising to him!
A series of exclamation marks immediately appeared in the six-eared macaque's mind.
The temptation is too great!
For 1000 years, the six-eared macaque was sealed in the endless abyss along with the golden cudgel.
In that black space, killing was commonplace, and he was not interested in anything.
It is precisely because he knows that he is just an insubstantial spirit, so he has an inexplicable attachment and longing for the human body.
However, to his disappointment, all spirits can possess the body of a person with more yin energy, but he is the only one who can't. He can't even transform into a complete human form, except for the golden cudgel Ling Xuanyi can barely be used as his temporary body.
Of course, Qi Tian's body is the best choice. After all, his body contains Monkey King's humanity, and Qi Tian's body will definitely not reject him.
As if he didn't see the six-eared macaque's hesitation, Qi Tian spread his hands generously and said, "I don't think you have any reason to refuse, do you?"
The six-eared macaque said angrily, "Yes."
"Then what are you waiting for?"
Qi Tian stood up straight and closed his eyes silently.
"Hmph, this king will not thank you."
The six-eared macaque snorted contemptuously, and flew straight towards Qi Tian.
Immediately after...
Bang!
Tweet!
puff!
The six-eared macaque suffered another blow-up meal.
"Sun Wukong!!!"
The six-eared macaque shouted violently. If the anger value can be materialized, it must be at least as high as eighteen hells.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I made a mistake!" Qi Tian apologized again and again: "I forgot to close the Buddha light cover."
After speaking, Qi Tian turned to look at Tang Seng.
In just one glance, Qi Tian had already communicated with Tang Seng twice.
Tang Seng: Did you do it on purpose?
Qi Tian: No, I really forgot.
Tang's monk: I believe you have ghosts.
Qi Tian: Alright, follow the plan.
Tang Seng understood, with a sad face: "Wukong, you must think carefully, you still have grandpa, daughter-in-law, and me..."
"My daughter-in-law can mention it, you forget it." Qi Tian interrupted Tang Seng's words: "Master, thank you for taking care of me for so long, and my family also entrusts you to you."
"Go at ease." Tang Seng clasped his hands together and called out the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."
Then Tang Seng waved his hand, Qi Tian's body flashed with golden light, and then the golden light scattered in all directions until it disappeared.
"Okay, come on." Qi Tian closed his eyes again.
He even fully spread his arms and faced the six-eared macaque with his body.
This time, the six-eared macaque also learned to be smart. He no longer rushed up recklessly like last time, but chose to approach gradually, carefully probing, and touching Qi Tian's body bit by bit until he successfully grasped it. A cloud of black air was injected into Qi Tian's body, and he laughed wildly and entered Qi Tian's body.
But he still underestimated the enemy.
He thought that by successfully occupying Qi Tian's body, he would be able to completely control Qi Tian's body, but the fact is that as soon as he entered Qi Tian's body, he was covered by a golden barrier in a small space , looking very aggrieved.
Tang Seng shook his head dumbfounded, and raised his hand to call out the golden shield from Qi Tian's body.
It turned out that the previous Buddha Light Barrier did not disappear, but was changed by Tang Seng, from an all-round defensive cover to a cage with an opening, and the opening was located directly in front of Qi Tian.
"Despicable! You two despicable and shameless villains!" The six-eared macaque was restrained in the cramped space: "It is said that monks and family members do not lie. The actions of villains like you are not worthy of being a Buddha."
"Tsk." Qi Tian frowned impatiently: "Who is the Buddha now? Now I am a person, and I am also a businessman. Do you understand the businessman?"
Qi Tian: "Master, please excuse me."
Tang Seng: "It's okay, it's easy to do."
Tang Seng had deduced before that if Sun Wukong wanted to return to Godhood, Qi Tian must absorb the part of humanity that originated from him in the six-eared macaque, and then use Baigu's blood as a reconciliation to stabilize and balance the yin and yang in Sun Wukong's body.
Now that the six-eared macaque has been captured, as long as the six-eared macaque's primordial spirit and Monkey King's humanity are stripped away, and Baigu is found, the operation can begin.
At this point, the six-eared macaque also guessed the purpose of Qi Tian and Tang Seng.
"Hahaha, you actually want to take out Sun Wukong's humanity from my body?" The six-eared macaque seemed to be crazy, its voice was shrill, and its voice began to change from man to woman: "You think it's beautiful, even if I blow myself into scum, I won't give you anything."
Tang Seng gasped, how did this happen? !
Qi Tian was also very shocked, he didn't expect that the six-eared macaque would want to die with him.
"Wait!"
"stop!"
"Hero, wait!"
Three voices came out at the same time, and the first two voices were naturally from Qi Tian and Tang Seng.
And the last sound came from Qi Tian's little friend Bai Gu who disappeared all day.
Bai Gu was wearing a white dress, fluttering down gracefully.
After Qi Tian was slightly stunned, he hurried forward and called affectionately: "Xiaogu."
Unexpectedly, Bai Gu wouldn't even bird him, so he walked around him and took a step forward, clenched his fists at the six-eared macaque in the golden cover: "Hero, please listen to me."
Qi Tian: ...
I suddenly had a bad feeling.
According to past experience, could it be that Bai Gu got some new scripts?
But it's not right, Bai Gu obviously didn't come into contact with his blood, and how could the communication partner be the six-eared macaque that has become a black mist?
Qi Tian bit his lip and grinded his teeth, a little jealous, what should I do?
"Hero, your righteousness is so righteous and your righteousness is so high, why do you have to be as knowledgeable as two treacherous Xiao Xiaoxiao?"
After finishing speaking, Bai Gu turned around and glared at Qi Tang and the two of them: "Shameless villain, you actually used treachery and deceit several times, how can your conscience be at ease?"
Tang Seng looked at Bai Gu, then winked at Qi Tian: Is your wife okay?
Qi Tian's face was dark, the villain in his heart had already given Baigu to XXOO more than 100 times, he had a dark face, and shook his head at Tang Seng to express that he didn't know either.
Now it's troublesome, a third party suddenly came, the identity is clear, but the attitude of the enemy and the enemy is unknown.
After cursing, Bai Gu turned back: "Hero, don't you just want a body? I have it! I'll give it to you."
Gently flicking his sleeves, a body exactly the same as Qi Tian appeared beside Bai Gu out of thin air.
Qi and Tang were shocked at the same time: "This?!!!"
To Qi and Tang, this body is just the same as Qi Tian, but the six-eared macaque can feel that this is exactly his original body, his own body!
"You!" The six-eared macaque said excitedly, "What conditions do you want?"
"Cut." Bai Gu rolled his eyes: "You think I am you, and I do everything for the benefit. Let me tell you, I am selfless dedication, and my love is boundless."
God's love knows no bounds.
Qi Tian was writhing in a sea of jealousy at this time, and his mind was not working, but this did not mean that Tang Seng's brain was not working well either.
In Tang Seng's view, the Bone Demon is also a person who has no profit and can't afford to be early. How can he make selfless dedication? Even if the earth explodes, it is impossible.
But what is she doing this for?
"Hero, please listen to me." Bai Gu clasped his fists again: "In everything in the world, peace should be the most important thing. Today I am here to testify for you. I am willing to give this body to the hero unconditionally, but it is also necessary for the hero to express this. It's only fair to give back what belongs to the two of you."
"Yes!" the six-eared macaque replied without thinking, "but why is my body in your hands?"
The king's body?
The body of a six-eared macaque?
In the hands of Bai Gu?
Qi Tian secretly knocked over the jar of vinegar.
Bai Gu smiled slightly: "I went to the place where you died yesterday, found your ashes, and put them together bit by bit."
It is said that Liu Shang woke her up yesterday, and she began to blame herself, Qi Tian was so kind to her, she shouldn't have run away without saying a word, she wanted to make up for Qi Tian, after much deliberation, the best way is to help He got the six-eared macaque.
Didn't the six-eared macaque always want to seize the whole world?
Then if he has his own body, why does he need Qi Tian's body?
So there is the current situation.
"It's amazing, little bone." Tang Seng was very surprised by Bai Gu's move: "You used it for 1000 years to fight yourself, but you only used his body for less than a day?"
Qi Tian: Less than a day?So attentive?
With a sound of 'Boom', the jealous vat in Qi Tian's heart was overturned again.
Bai Gu glanced at Tang Seng: "Little man, don't talk to me too much."
Although she is angry on the face at the moment, and she shares the same hatred with the six-eared macaque, she has already opened a voice transmission with Tang Seng in private.
"Short oil, it's nothing. Practice makes perfect. Besides, I fought myself backhanded, and I wanted to fight myself to perfection, so I was more careful. Now it's not an emergency. Forehand fight, no trouble. I can still fight with both hands."
Tang Seng: ...
With Bai Gu's help and mediation, Tang Seng successfully separated the six-eared macaque from Monkey King's humanity and returned them to their original positions.
From today on, the six-eared macaque also has an official identity, that is Qi Sheng, the former president of the Qi Group who just stepped down.
Xiao Biesheng was newlywed, knowing that the young couple had something to say, Tang Seng took the nine monsters in the bowl and the six-eared macaque who had become Qi Sheng, and left Fengdu first.
Tang Seng felt that he was very caring, and he walked very quickly, leaving only Qi Tian and Bai Gu looking at each other.
"Xiaogu, why did you help that six-eared macaque restore its body?"
Not knowing whether Bai Gu's state is normal at the moment, Qi Tian tentatively held Bai Gu's hand, for fear of being thrown away by her, with an expression of indescribable resentment and grievance.
Bai Gu didn't answer, but asked Qi Tian another question: "Since you have recovered your memory, you should remember that there is a contract in the other world similar to a contract of selling oneself?"
Bai Gu's expression was the same as usual, and hearing her question again, Qi Tian guessed that Bai Gu should be in a normal state, he nodded: "I remember", but at the same time he felt a little nervous in his heart: "What did you do? Could it be that you used that The body makes a contract?"
Bai Gu smiled with crooked eyebrows: "Young children can be taught."
"How long has it been signed?" Qi Tian continued to ask rather inexplicably: "500 years? 1000 years?"
"Chi~" Bai Gu glanced at him lightly: "forever~ forever~"
Qi Tian: ...
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☆、CHAPTER74
Everything that should go is gone, and everything that should be said has been clearly stated.
Qi Tian silently put his eyes on Bai Gu's lower abdomen, where his and Bai Gu's child was being conceived.
How wonderful!
Combining his and Bai Gu's bloodlines, he called him 'Daddy' softly.
Qi Tian's heart seemed to be soaked in a honey jar, it was so sweet that it burst into tears.
Feeling Qi Tian's straightforward and focused gaze, Bai Gu was very nervous, and her eyes flickered with guilt, planning how she should confess to Qi Tian.
"I'm pregnant, and the child is yours." Tsk, that's too straightforward.
"Well, I went to the hospital a few days ago, and the test results..." No, no, it was stinky and long, and I couldn't get to the point for a long time.
"You made my belly bigger, you are responsible!" Poof, the female bandit has a sense of sight.
After thinking for a long time, Bai Gu took Qi Tian's hand resolutely, and slowly pressed his warm palm to her lower abdomen: "Congratulations, you are going to be a father."
After finishing speaking, Bai Gu closed his eyes, swallowed the explanation of "I'm sorry, I only ran with the ball when I was temporarily frightened", and waited for Qi Tian to deal with it.
Even though he already knew the result and was mentally prepared, Qi Tian still couldn't help but his heart tightened, his pupils shrank slightly, and he even started to tremble when he said a word: "How old is it?"
Although he saw the inspection report, it was completely different from what Bai Gu told him personally!
how old are you?
Hearing Qi Tian's question, Bai Gu was a little confused.
She did it once in his life, it was the first time, and the only time, did Qi Tian know what kind of shit question he was asking? !
"Not big, just two months." Bai Gu replied with a cold face.
"Two months, that's great."
Qi Tian smiled softly, his gentle face shone with the brilliance of fatherly love.
However, in the next second, Qi Tian's expression cracked, Guanghui was also shattered into slag, and Bai Gu couldn't even put it together.
two months?No!
He has been in a coma for three whole months, where did the two-month-old child come from?
Now it's Qi Tian's turn to be confused, he absolutely believes in Bai Gu, this child is 100% his!
After carefully recalling the conversation just now, Qi Tian wished to slap himself a few times.
How to do this?Quickly explain it!
"Xiaogu, I'm sorry, I'm so happy all of a sudden, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Qi Tian hugged Bai Gu anxiously, but Bai Gu didn't want to talk to him at all.
Annoyed by Qi Tian's nagging, Bai Gu simply pushed Qi Tian away with all his strength, and then flew out with a light tap of his toes.
Unexpectedly, before he could take two steps, he was embraced by Qi Tian who caught up with him again.
Huh? ! ! !
This guy can fly? !
Bai Gu moved his gaze down, and Qi Tian was stepping on a white fluffy cloud.
Holy crap, somersault cloud is back?
The Golden Cudgel and Somersaulting Cloud have all returned to Qi Tian's side? !
"Are you still Qi Tian?" Bai Gu pursed his lips, his eyes were slightly red, and he was obviously about to cry.
Qi Tianlang smiled and hugged Bai Gu into his arms, and slapped her hard on the forehead a few times.
"As long as you want, I will always be your Qi Tian."
In the end, the young couple returned the house, and Bai Gu realized that what Qi Tian said was nothing.
So is he Monkey King or Qi Tian?
But no matter who he is, he protects Bai Gu like an eyeball, and Bai Gu's courage grows bigger and bigger by him.
"What did you think at the time, and you ran with the ball without saying a word?"
Afterwards, Liu Shang blocked Bai Gu at home and conducted a comprehensive interview with her.
"Cut, isn't it just running with the ball? The main reason is that I have no experience this time. If there is a next time, I will definitely hide far away, and I will definitely not be found by you again."
Bai Gu leaned half on the sofa, leaning on Qi Tian's tailor-made pregnancy pillow for her, squinting and squinting comfortably, who can't brag?
"You cow!"
Liu Shang gave Bai Gu a thumbs up, looking at the tall figure not far behind Bai Gu, his smiling face unconsciously froze.
"next time?"
Qi Tian's gloomy voice sounded behind Bai Gu, and Bai Gu immediately became as quiet as a chicken.
Liu Shang leaned forward and back with a smile in his heart, but still calmly made way for Qi Tian.
Qi Tian came quickly, sat down beside Bai Gu, and put his arms around Bai Gu's shoulders.
"Honey, you know, I have a stick."
Bai Gu froze suddenly, and turned his head to look at Qi Tian: "Can it be big or small?! Firm. Tough. Durable. Fuck?!"
After she finished speaking, she led Qi Tian to look at her slightly protruding lower abdomen: "This...isn't suitable for me?"
Qi Tian rolled his arrogant little eyes speechlessly, spread out his hands, a golden light flashed, and the golden cudgel lay quietly in his hands.
Qi Tian raised the corner of his mouth and stared at Bai Gu's eyes tenderly, but what he said made Bai Gu shudder three times: "Run again, your leg will be broken!"
"Ah... ah... ah..." Bai Gu suddenly covered his stomach and began to groan.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Qi Tian was at a loss, his face pale.
While humming, Bai Gu sneakily observed Qi Tian's expression: "I...I...I'm so frightened by you that I'm so scared!"
"Okay, darling, my little darling, I won't scare you anymore, I'm sorry baby." Qi Tian carefully coaxed Bai Gu into his arms.
After coaxing and patting, Bai Gu fell asleep after a while.
Qi Tian first stretched out his hand to explore Bai Gu's abdomen, and then got up holding the sleeping Bai Gu.
Liu Shang, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, was completely shattered.
Bai Gu is completely confident, so obvious that he is going to die, so he just let it go. It's a fake trick, isn't this operation too coquettish?
"Qi Tian, are you not afraid that if this continues, Bai Gu will be spoiled by your pampering?"
"It's all about stabbing the sky, it's not like I haven't stabbed it before, heck." Qi Tian sneered, turned and walked towards the second floor.
Just poking the sky upside down? !
Monkey King is amazing!
It's great to have a golden cudgel!
It's amazing to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace!
Liu Shang grinned, and before he could express his opinion, he heard Qi Tian who had already reached the stairs say something vaguely again.
"...My own woman, risk your life to pamper her!"
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Thank you for your support and encouragement along the way.
At this moment, Xi Tapir said goodbye to Bai Gu Qitian with a feeling of reluctance.
Believe me, there will be goodbye!
To tell the truth, every day when I code, my mind is full of anticipation,
But when it's really over, it's like a lovelorn.
This is not hypocrisy, what is this?
Therefore, I want to open a new article as soon as possible, and it is expected to open a new article in early April.
I hope everyone can make a contribution, thank you!
Sapo rolls and begs for being cute!
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A new session has been opened:
"How to break through the ex-wife dressed as cannon fodder"
What should I do with my ex-wife who has become cannon fodder through books?
How else can it be broken?
Since you can't escape, you can only be tough!
Without further ado, please call me "Brother Gang"!
……scene one……
Lin You: Hey, you don't love your wife at all, just let go and let each other be free, okay?
Song Dynasty: Bah!I think it's because you want me to divorce quickly, so as not to hinder you and my ex-wife!
Lin You (Lin You), who is the current wife and future ex-wife: Is it okay to attack and suffer?
...Scene two...
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him? !
Song Dynasty: I love you, love you, and love you the most!
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him? !
Song Dynasty: I love you, love you, and love you the most!
Lin You was appeased, but still awkward, always felt that something was wrong?
Song Chao: Xiao Mian, when I didn't know that Lin You and Lin You were the same person at all.
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Pre-acquisition romance: "Oh, it's hell again" please pre-accept!
Mo Mo, with four yin constitutions, is prone to attract ghosts.
Since childhood, Mo Mo has been missed by all kinds of ghosts.
Water Ghost: When you are 22 years old, I will come to you again, and then you must marry me, Chirp~
When Mo Mo was 22 years old, the water ghost came, and then "slapped", begging for death.
At first, when Mo Mo was appointed as the dormitory administrator of the special service team, she was counting on her to recruit more wild ghosts, so that the team members would not have to wait all day to do their jobs.
Unexpectedly, with her gentle personality and excellent cooking skills, Mo Mo subdued all the monsters of the special service team.
In the end, even the Great Demon King fell.
Ghost: Xiaoguliang, give me a drop of your tears, and I will give you my favorite little heart~
With a 'slap', the ghost was washed away.
Zombie: Xiaoguliang, give me a drop of your tears, I will give you my secret beauty recipe, it will not rot for a hundred years~
With a 'slap', the zombie burped.
Fox Demon: Xiao Guliang, give me a drop of your tear, and I will give you my love~
'Crack', fox demon DIE.
All the secret service members: I didn't see it, who didn't know that only our boss had Mo Mo's tears.
Captain of a certain devil king: I worked so hard on the bed, why should I give it to them?
[Soft, glutinous, virtuous, cute and ruthless devil boss, HE, sweet]
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☆Copywriting 2.0 Advanced Edition☆:
Soft, waxy, virtuous and cute? !
hehe~
It doesn't exist at all!
The old lady can repair light bulbs with bare hands, and can clean up the sewer. She is good at cooking and housework, and has a good ability to catch ghosts and cure them.
But why wouldn't my old lady use it after transmigrating into the book? !
System: Since it's a soft, virtuous and cute character, it should say "嘤嘤嘤". Someone like you who is afraid of ghosts is called a dominatrix.
Mo Mo: Are you sure that '嘤嘤嘤' is not Bai Lianhua asking for a hookup? !
system:……
[Fake · soft, glutinous, virtuous, cute and cute X true · cruel and ruthless devil boss, HE, sweet】
"So, there are only six-eared macaques left?"
Qi Tian looked at the golden cudgel, and his heart was complicated. Tang Seng had already told all the things between him and the six-eared macaque. It stands to reason that he owed the six-eared macaque, but this was not his original intention. If possible, He doesn't want to be an enemy of the six-eared macaque, and even wants to turn his fight into friendship and become a friend who can talk about everything.
As soon as a friend was mentioned, this 'friend' came out of the golden cudgel unsteadily.
"Sun Wukong, you and this king finally meet again."
With the previous experience, the six-eared macaque knew that Qitian was covered with a layer of Buddha's light, and now he was accompanied by Tang Seng, so he directly attacked Qitian without any fuss.
"Liu Er, I came here this time just to take away the extra things on your body." Qi Tian was open and honest, his voice full of frankness: "No matter what the previous reason is, after all, you suffered an unreasonable disaster because of me. What do you want? Compensation, just open your mouth, I come here with sincerity, just ask for the conditions."
As soon as the words fell, the six-eared macaque on the opposite side did not respond, but Tang Seng's eyes widened: "Any conditions are fine? When did you become so generous?"
Qi Tian glanced at him helplessly: "I can't help it. I am anxious to go back to coax my wife with the golden cudgel. If he mentions it to him, I will take on him first. If I can do it, I will talk about it later. one."
"Bah!" Tang Seng spat at Qi Tian, "I think you are getting more and more shameless."
"Why do you want face? Can my wife come back by herself?" Qi Tian narrowed his eyes and stared at Tang Seng: "Or if I want face, you go and get my wife back?"
"Tsk, hey..." Tang Seng sighed and shook his head, with a hint of resentment: "I didn't expect that you have recovered your memory now, and you are still a fan of a daughter-in-law."
Speaking of this, Tang Seng touched his chin meaningfully and moved closer to Qi Tian: "Apprentice, guess what, if I tell Little Bones about your fearless devotion to lure spider spirits, how will she react?"
Qi Tian was stunned for a moment, then he gritted his back molars and said through gnash teeth: "Master, you are a monk, you'd better be kind, don't be like those ignorant and stupid women who like to chew the root of your tongue, you will go to the tongue pulling hell .”
"Sun Wukong, you waited for me to come out just to let me see you and master reminiscing about old times?" The voice of the six-eared macaque contained strong impatience.
Qi Tian raised his eyebrows and looked back at the six-eared macaque with a smile: "I'm waiting for you to think about conditions?"
Meeting the six-eared macaque this time, Qi Tian only felt that compared with the six-eared macaque in his memory who kept attacking him, the change was not small, at least he wouldn't fight or kill him as soon as he came up, he knew how to negotiate conditions, and his attitude was not bad peace.
Now that there is something to talk about, then he can take back the golden cudgel as soon as possible...
Ay Ya I gi!
What else did he see? !
Qi Tian blinked, blinked again...
I read it right, the golden cudgel became as soft as noodles at some point.
This... probably caused by his blood.
Qi Tian's forehead twitched with blue veins.
Why is the six-eared macaque unaffected?
The six-eared macaque is still a cloud of black mist now, Xuan Yi has turned back into a golden cudgel, the six-eared macaque has lost the shell that can carry him, and can only just float like this.
"Well, Liu Er, let's not be in a hurry, wait a minute, can you clean up the golden cudgel first?"
Qi Tian pointed to the golden cudgel that was coiled into mosquito coils on the ground in a bit of embarrassment, and the golden cudgel was constantly rubbing against the ground.
Tang Seng followed Qi Tian's fingertips to look at it, and he watched it for fun, but the six-eared macaque was really stunned.
"Sun Wukong, what kind of magic did you use to make them behave like this?"
Qi Tian also wanted to know about the six-eared macaque. It is estimated that the only person present who knew the truth was Tang Seng, so Qi Tian turned his attention to Tang Seng.
Even though the current six-eared macaque has no eyes, Tang Seng can feel his gaze. Being stared at by these two gazes, Tang Seng coughed a little uncomfortably, then stretched out his index finger and pointed to the sky: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."
Tang Seng saw with his own eyes that Yuelao had added something to Qi Tian's blood, it was pink and pretty, but he really didn't expect that the effect of that thing was so indescribable.
"It's so dirty to rub that on the floor."
The six-eared macaque sighed regretfully, and then released a wisp of black mist, and wrapped the golden cudgel around the flower branch of a Bana flower: "This place is better."
stop!do you know what you are doing !
Handling this kind of thing by yourself and seeking outside help are completely two concepts, okay?
Qi Tian had a panoramic view of the six-eared macaque's movements, then looked at the tainted manjusawa quite speechlessly, and said in his heart: Don't worry, I will let my idiot be responsible.
The six-eared macaque arranged the golden cudgel, and brought the topic back: "Okay, the other troublesome things have been dealt with, now it's your turn to be with me, right?"
"That's right." Qi Tian looked at the six-eared macaque seriously: "Then have you thought about it? What do you want?"
The six-eared macaque smiled: "This king wants your body that is equal to the sky."
Qi Tian was surprised: "You want to take me away?"
"Shouldn't you say it shouldn't be?" The six-eared macaque said unceremoniously, "The body of this king was broken up by you, and I couldn't even find a shell that could carry the soul. You..."
"Yes." Qi Tian suddenly said.
"You..." The six-eared macaque's voice suddenly stopped, and then it was shocked: "What did you say?!!"
Qi Tianlang replied: "I said 'yes', which means I agree."
The situation got a little out of control, and Tang Seng hurriedly stopped him from the side: "Wukong, don't be willful!"
"You actually agree?" Now it was the six-eared macaque's turn to hesitate: "What are you planning?"
Unexpectedly, Qi Tian just sneered: "If you don't agree, you want to fight with me, but if you agree, you doubt me. Tell me why you are so naughty."
The author has something to say: I suddenly feel that the six-eared macaque seems to be more moral than Qi Tian.
☆、CHAPTER73
There is fraud!Absolutely fraudulent!
As the saying goes, if you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal.
In particular, Qi Tian still had a kind and polite face, and the words in his mouth were extremely warm and sincere.
This was so surprising to him!
A series of exclamation marks immediately appeared in the six-eared macaque's mind.
The temptation is too great!
For 1000 years, the six-eared macaque was sealed in the endless abyss along with the golden cudgel.
In that black space, killing was commonplace, and he was not interested in anything.
It is precisely because he knows that he is just an insubstantial spirit, so he has an inexplicable attachment and longing for the human body.
However, to his disappointment, all spirits can possess the body of a person with more yin energy, but he is the only one who can't. He can't even transform into a complete human form, except for the golden cudgel Ling Xuanyi can barely be used as his temporary body.
Of course, Qi Tian's body is the best choice. After all, his body contains Monkey King's humanity, and Qi Tian's body will definitely not reject him.
As if he didn't see the six-eared macaque's hesitation, Qi Tian spread his hands generously and said, "I don't think you have any reason to refuse, do you?"
The six-eared macaque said angrily, "Yes."
"Then what are you waiting for?"
Qi Tian stood up straight and closed his eyes silently.
"Hmph, this king will not thank you."
The six-eared macaque snorted contemptuously, and flew straight towards Qi Tian.
Immediately after...
Bang!
Tweet!
puff!
The six-eared macaque suffered another blow-up meal.
"Sun Wukong!!!"
The six-eared macaque shouted violently. If the anger value can be materialized, it must be at least as high as eighteen hells.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I made a mistake!" Qi Tian apologized again and again: "I forgot to close the Buddha light cover."
After speaking, Qi Tian turned to look at Tang Seng.
In just one glance, Qi Tian had already communicated with Tang Seng twice.
Tang Seng: Did you do it on purpose?
Qi Tian: No, I really forgot.
Tang's monk: I believe you have ghosts.
Qi Tian: Alright, follow the plan.
Tang Seng understood, with a sad face: "Wukong, you must think carefully, you still have grandpa, daughter-in-law, and me..."
"My daughter-in-law can mention it, you forget it." Qi Tian interrupted Tang Seng's words: "Master, thank you for taking care of me for so long, and my family also entrusts you to you."
"Go at ease." Tang Seng clasped his hands together and called out the Buddha's name: "Amitabha."
Then Tang Seng waved his hand, Qi Tian's body flashed with golden light, and then the golden light scattered in all directions until it disappeared.
"Okay, come on." Qi Tian closed his eyes again.
He even fully spread his arms and faced the six-eared macaque with his body.
This time, the six-eared macaque also learned to be smart. He no longer rushed up recklessly like last time, but chose to approach gradually, carefully probing, and touching Qi Tian's body bit by bit until he successfully grasped it. A cloud of black air was injected into Qi Tian's body, and he laughed wildly and entered Qi Tian's body.
But he still underestimated the enemy.
He thought that by successfully occupying Qi Tian's body, he would be able to completely control Qi Tian's body, but the fact is that as soon as he entered Qi Tian's body, he was covered by a golden barrier in a small space , looking very aggrieved.
Tang Seng shook his head dumbfounded, and raised his hand to call out the golden shield from Qi Tian's body.
It turned out that the previous Buddha Light Barrier did not disappear, but was changed by Tang Seng, from an all-round defensive cover to a cage with an opening, and the opening was located directly in front of Qi Tian.
"Despicable! You two despicable and shameless villains!" The six-eared macaque was restrained in the cramped space: "It is said that monks and family members do not lie. The actions of villains like you are not worthy of being a Buddha."
"Tsk." Qi Tian frowned impatiently: "Who is the Buddha now? Now I am a person, and I am also a businessman. Do you understand the businessman?"
Qi Tian: "Master, please excuse me."
Tang Seng: "It's okay, it's easy to do."
Tang Seng had deduced before that if Sun Wukong wanted to return to Godhood, Qi Tian must absorb the part of humanity that originated from him in the six-eared macaque, and then use Baigu's blood as a reconciliation to stabilize and balance the yin and yang in Sun Wukong's body.
Now that the six-eared macaque has been captured, as long as the six-eared macaque's primordial spirit and Monkey King's humanity are stripped away, and Baigu is found, the operation can begin.
At this point, the six-eared macaque also guessed the purpose of Qi Tian and Tang Seng.
"Hahaha, you actually want to take out Sun Wukong's humanity from my body?" The six-eared macaque seemed to be crazy, its voice was shrill, and its voice began to change from man to woman: "You think it's beautiful, even if I blow myself into scum, I won't give you anything."
Tang Seng gasped, how did this happen? !
Qi Tian was also very shocked, he didn't expect that the six-eared macaque would want to die with him.
"Wait!"
"stop!"
"Hero, wait!"
Three voices came out at the same time, and the first two voices were naturally from Qi Tian and Tang Seng.
And the last sound came from Qi Tian's little friend Bai Gu who disappeared all day.
Bai Gu was wearing a white dress, fluttering down gracefully.
After Qi Tian was slightly stunned, he hurried forward and called affectionately: "Xiaogu."
Unexpectedly, Bai Gu wouldn't even bird him, so he walked around him and took a step forward, clenched his fists at the six-eared macaque in the golden cover: "Hero, please listen to me."
Qi Tian: ...
I suddenly had a bad feeling.
According to past experience, could it be that Bai Gu got some new scripts?
But it's not right, Bai Gu obviously didn't come into contact with his blood, and how could the communication partner be the six-eared macaque that has become a black mist?
Qi Tian bit his lip and grinded his teeth, a little jealous, what should I do?
"Hero, your righteousness is so righteous and your righteousness is so high, why do you have to be as knowledgeable as two treacherous Xiao Xiaoxiao?"
After finishing speaking, Bai Gu turned around and glared at Qi Tang and the two of them: "Shameless villain, you actually used treachery and deceit several times, how can your conscience be at ease?"
Tang Seng looked at Bai Gu, then winked at Qi Tian: Is your wife okay?
Qi Tian's face was dark, the villain in his heart had already given Baigu to XXOO more than 100 times, he had a dark face, and shook his head at Tang Seng to express that he didn't know either.
Now it's troublesome, a third party suddenly came, the identity is clear, but the attitude of the enemy and the enemy is unknown.
After cursing, Bai Gu turned back: "Hero, don't you just want a body? I have it! I'll give it to you."
Gently flicking his sleeves, a body exactly the same as Qi Tian appeared beside Bai Gu out of thin air.
Qi and Tang were shocked at the same time: "This?!!!"
To Qi and Tang, this body is just the same as Qi Tian, but the six-eared macaque can feel that this is exactly his original body, his own body!
"You!" The six-eared macaque said excitedly, "What conditions do you want?"
"Cut." Bai Gu rolled his eyes: "You think I am you, and I do everything for the benefit. Let me tell you, I am selfless dedication, and my love is boundless."
God's love knows no bounds.
Qi Tian was writhing in a sea of jealousy at this time, and his mind was not working, but this did not mean that Tang Seng's brain was not working well either.
In Tang Seng's view, the Bone Demon is also a person who has no profit and can't afford to be early. How can he make selfless dedication? Even if the earth explodes, it is impossible.
But what is she doing this for?
"Hero, please listen to me." Bai Gu clasped his fists again: "In everything in the world, peace should be the most important thing. Today I am here to testify for you. I am willing to give this body to the hero unconditionally, but it is also necessary for the hero to express this. It's only fair to give back what belongs to the two of you."
"Yes!" the six-eared macaque replied without thinking, "but why is my body in your hands?"
The king's body?
The body of a six-eared macaque?
In the hands of Bai Gu?
Qi Tian secretly knocked over the jar of vinegar.
Bai Gu smiled slightly: "I went to the place where you died yesterday, found your ashes, and put them together bit by bit."
It is said that Liu Shang woke her up yesterday, and she began to blame herself, Qi Tian was so kind to her, she shouldn't have run away without saying a word, she wanted to make up for Qi Tian, after much deliberation, the best way is to help He got the six-eared macaque.
Didn't the six-eared macaque always want to seize the whole world?
Then if he has his own body, why does he need Qi Tian's body?
So there is the current situation.
"It's amazing, little bone." Tang Seng was very surprised by Bai Gu's move: "You used it for 1000 years to fight yourself, but you only used his body for less than a day?"
Qi Tian: Less than a day?So attentive?
With a sound of 'Boom', the jealous vat in Qi Tian's heart was overturned again.
Bai Gu glanced at Tang Seng: "Little man, don't talk to me too much."
Although she is angry on the face at the moment, and she shares the same hatred with the six-eared macaque, she has already opened a voice transmission with Tang Seng in private.
"Short oil, it's nothing. Practice makes perfect. Besides, I fought myself backhanded, and I wanted to fight myself to perfection, so I was more careful. Now it's not an emergency. Forehand fight, no trouble. I can still fight with both hands."
Tang Seng: ...
With Bai Gu's help and mediation, Tang Seng successfully separated the six-eared macaque from Monkey King's humanity and returned them to their original positions.
From today on, the six-eared macaque also has an official identity, that is Qi Sheng, the former president of the Qi Group who just stepped down.
Xiao Biesheng was newlywed, knowing that the young couple had something to say, Tang Seng took the nine monsters in the bowl and the six-eared macaque who had become Qi Sheng, and left Fengdu first.
Tang Seng felt that he was very caring, and he walked very quickly, leaving only Qi Tian and Bai Gu looking at each other.
"Xiaogu, why did you help that six-eared macaque restore its body?"
Not knowing whether Bai Gu's state is normal at the moment, Qi Tian tentatively held Bai Gu's hand, for fear of being thrown away by her, with an expression of indescribable resentment and grievance.
Bai Gu didn't answer, but asked Qi Tian another question: "Since you have recovered your memory, you should remember that there is a contract in the other world similar to a contract of selling oneself?"
Bai Gu's expression was the same as usual, and hearing her question again, Qi Tian guessed that Bai Gu should be in a normal state, he nodded: "I remember", but at the same time he felt a little nervous in his heart: "What did you do? Could it be that you used that The body makes a contract?"
Bai Gu smiled with crooked eyebrows: "Young children can be taught."
"How long has it been signed?" Qi Tian continued to ask rather inexplicably: "500 years? 1000 years?"
"Chi~" Bai Gu glanced at him lightly: "forever~ forever~"
Qi Tian: ...
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☆、CHAPTER74
Everything that should go is gone, and everything that should be said has been clearly stated.
Qi Tian silently put his eyes on Bai Gu's lower abdomen, where his and Bai Gu's child was being conceived.
How wonderful!
Combining his and Bai Gu's bloodlines, he called him 'Daddy' softly.
Qi Tian's heart seemed to be soaked in a honey jar, it was so sweet that it burst into tears.
Feeling Qi Tian's straightforward and focused gaze, Bai Gu was very nervous, and her eyes flickered with guilt, planning how she should confess to Qi Tian.
"I'm pregnant, and the child is yours." Tsk, that's too straightforward.
"Well, I went to the hospital a few days ago, and the test results..." No, no, it was stinky and long, and I couldn't get to the point for a long time.
"You made my belly bigger, you are responsible!" Poof, the female bandit has a sense of sight.
After thinking for a long time, Bai Gu took Qi Tian's hand resolutely, and slowly pressed his warm palm to her lower abdomen: "Congratulations, you are going to be a father."
After finishing speaking, Bai Gu closed his eyes, swallowed the explanation of "I'm sorry, I only ran with the ball when I was temporarily frightened", and waited for Qi Tian to deal with it.
Even though he already knew the result and was mentally prepared, Qi Tian still couldn't help but his heart tightened, his pupils shrank slightly, and he even started to tremble when he said a word: "How old is it?"
Although he saw the inspection report, it was completely different from what Bai Gu told him personally!
how old are you?
Hearing Qi Tian's question, Bai Gu was a little confused.
She did it once in his life, it was the first time, and the only time, did Qi Tian know what kind of shit question he was asking? !
"Not big, just two months." Bai Gu replied with a cold face.
"Two months, that's great."
Qi Tian smiled softly, his gentle face shone with the brilliance of fatherly love.
However, in the next second, Qi Tian's expression cracked, Guanghui was also shattered into slag, and Bai Gu couldn't even put it together.
two months?No!
He has been in a coma for three whole months, where did the two-month-old child come from?
Now it's Qi Tian's turn to be confused, he absolutely believes in Bai Gu, this child is 100% his!
After carefully recalling the conversation just now, Qi Tian wished to slap himself a few times.
How to do this?Quickly explain it!
"Xiaogu, I'm sorry, I'm so happy all of a sudden, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
Qi Tian hugged Bai Gu anxiously, but Bai Gu didn't want to talk to him at all.
Annoyed by Qi Tian's nagging, Bai Gu simply pushed Qi Tian away with all his strength, and then flew out with a light tap of his toes.
Unexpectedly, before he could take two steps, he was embraced by Qi Tian who caught up with him again.
Huh? ! ! !
This guy can fly? !
Bai Gu moved his gaze down, and Qi Tian was stepping on a white fluffy cloud.
Holy crap, somersault cloud is back?
The Golden Cudgel and Somersaulting Cloud have all returned to Qi Tian's side? !
"Are you still Qi Tian?" Bai Gu pursed his lips, his eyes were slightly red, and he was obviously about to cry.
Qi Tianlang smiled and hugged Bai Gu into his arms, and slapped her hard on the forehead a few times.
"As long as you want, I will always be your Qi Tian."
In the end, the young couple returned the house, and Bai Gu realized that what Qi Tian said was nothing.
So is he Monkey King or Qi Tian?
But no matter who he is, he protects Bai Gu like an eyeball, and Bai Gu's courage grows bigger and bigger by him.
"What did you think at the time, and you ran with the ball without saying a word?"
Afterwards, Liu Shang blocked Bai Gu at home and conducted a comprehensive interview with her.
"Cut, isn't it just running with the ball? The main reason is that I have no experience this time. If there is a next time, I will definitely hide far away, and I will definitely not be found by you again."
Bai Gu leaned half on the sofa, leaning on Qi Tian's tailor-made pregnancy pillow for her, squinting and squinting comfortably, who can't brag?
"You cow!"
Liu Shang gave Bai Gu a thumbs up, looking at the tall figure not far behind Bai Gu, his smiling face unconsciously froze.
"next time?"
Qi Tian's gloomy voice sounded behind Bai Gu, and Bai Gu immediately became as quiet as a chicken.
Liu Shang leaned forward and back with a smile in his heart, but still calmly made way for Qi Tian.
Qi Tian came quickly, sat down beside Bai Gu, and put his arms around Bai Gu's shoulders.
"Honey, you know, I have a stick."
Bai Gu froze suddenly, and turned his head to look at Qi Tian: "Can it be big or small?! Firm. Tough. Durable. Fuck?!"
After she finished speaking, she led Qi Tian to look at her slightly protruding lower abdomen: "This...isn't suitable for me?"
Qi Tian rolled his arrogant little eyes speechlessly, spread out his hands, a golden light flashed, and the golden cudgel lay quietly in his hands.
Qi Tian raised the corner of his mouth and stared at Bai Gu's eyes tenderly, but what he said made Bai Gu shudder three times: "Run again, your leg will be broken!"
"Ah... ah... ah..." Bai Gu suddenly covered his stomach and began to groan.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Qi Tian was at a loss, his face pale.
While humming, Bai Gu sneakily observed Qi Tian's expression: "I...I...I'm so frightened by you that I'm so scared!"
"Okay, darling, my little darling, I won't scare you anymore, I'm sorry baby." Qi Tian carefully coaxed Bai Gu into his arms.
After coaxing and patting, Bai Gu fell asleep after a while.
Qi Tian first stretched out his hand to explore Bai Gu's abdomen, and then got up holding the sleeping Bai Gu.
Liu Shang, who watched the whole process from the sidelines, was completely shattered.
Bai Gu is completely confident, so obvious that he is going to die, so he just let it go. It's a fake trick, isn't this operation too coquettish?
"Qi Tian, are you not afraid that if this continues, Bai Gu will be spoiled by your pampering?"
"It's all about stabbing the sky, it's not like I haven't stabbed it before, heck." Qi Tian sneered, turned and walked towards the second floor.
Just poking the sky upside down? !
Monkey King is amazing!
It's great to have a golden cudgel!
It's amazing to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace!
Liu Shang grinned, and before he could express his opinion, he heard Qi Tian who had already reached the stairs say something vaguely again.
"...My own woman, risk your life to pamper her!"
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The author has something to say: Thank you "aliss" for the nutrient solution.
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Thank you for your support and encouragement along the way.
At this moment, Xi Tapir said goodbye to Bai Gu Qitian with a feeling of reluctance.
Believe me, there will be goodbye!
To tell the truth, every day when I code, my mind is full of anticipation,
But when it's really over, it's like a lovelorn.
This is not hypocrisy, what is this?
Therefore, I want to open a new article as soon as possible, and it is expected to open a new article in early April.
I hope everyone can make a contribution, thank you!
Sapo rolls and begs for being cute!
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A new session has been opened:
"How to break through the ex-wife dressed as cannon fodder"
What should I do with my ex-wife who has become cannon fodder through books?
How else can it be broken?
Since you can't escape, you can only be tough!
Without further ado, please call me "Brother Gang"!
……scene one……
Lin You: Hey, you don't love your wife at all, just let go and let each other be free, okay?
Song Dynasty: Bah!I think it's because you want me to divorce quickly, so as not to hinder you and my ex-wife!
Lin You (Lin You), who is the current wife and future ex-wife: Is it okay to attack and suffer?
...Scene two...
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him? !
Song Dynasty: I love you, love you, and love you the most!
Lin You: Tell me, do you love me or him? !
Song Dynasty: I love you, love you, and love you the most!
Lin You was appeased, but still awkward, always felt that something was wrong?
Song Chao: Xiao Mian, when I didn't know that Lin You and Lin You were the same person at all.
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Pre-acquisition romance: "Oh, it's hell again" please pre-accept!
Mo Mo, with four yin constitutions, is prone to attract ghosts.
Since childhood, Mo Mo has been missed by all kinds of ghosts.
Water Ghost: When you are 22 years old, I will come to you again, and then you must marry me, Chirp~
When Mo Mo was 22 years old, the water ghost came, and then "slapped", begging for death.
At first, when Mo Mo was appointed as the dormitory administrator of the special service team, she was counting on her to recruit more wild ghosts, so that the team members would not have to wait all day to do their jobs.
Unexpectedly, with her gentle personality and excellent cooking skills, Mo Mo subdued all the monsters of the special service team.
In the end, even the Great Demon King fell.
Ghost: Xiaoguliang, give me a drop of your tears, and I will give you my favorite little heart~
With a 'slap', the ghost was washed away.
Zombie: Xiaoguliang, give me a drop of your tears, I will give you my secret beauty recipe, it will not rot for a hundred years~
With a 'slap', the zombie burped.
Fox Demon: Xiao Guliang, give me a drop of your tear, and I will give you my love~
'Crack', fox demon DIE.
All the secret service members: I didn't see it, who didn't know that only our boss had Mo Mo's tears.
Captain of a certain devil king: I worked so hard on the bed, why should I give it to them?
[Soft, glutinous, virtuous, cute and ruthless devil boss, HE, sweet]
↓↓↓Key points↓↓↓
☆Copywriting 2.0 Advanced Edition☆:
Soft, waxy, virtuous and cute? !
hehe~
It doesn't exist at all!
The old lady can repair light bulbs with bare hands, and can clean up the sewer. She is good at cooking and housework, and has a good ability to catch ghosts and cure them.
But why wouldn't my old lady use it after transmigrating into the book? !
System: Since it's a soft, virtuous and cute character, it should say "嘤嘤嘤". Someone like you who is afraid of ghosts is called a dominatrix.
Mo Mo: Are you sure that '嘤嘤嘤' is not Bai Lianhua asking for a hookup? !
system:……
[Fake · soft, glutinous, virtuous, cute and cute X true · cruel and ruthless devil boss, HE, sweet】
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