[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

To actually make the Phantom Brigade become popular on the Internet overnight, Xiaoyu felt that her plan was completely successful.So she quickly made a follow-up plan to rob the world's most famous museum, the legendary impenetrable vault and the exhibition that stored all the precious jewelry in the world.

After successfully breaking through the museum and the treasury, Xiaoyu and Obito finally came to the site of the third project - the exhibition hall.

Using Obito's illusion, the two easily broke through the guards who were reviewing the invitation letter, and sneaked into the venue.Among the crowd of gentry and ladies, the two of them can be said to be exceptionally outstanding.

Of course, the two who came here to rob the exhibition naturally didn't care about the eyes of others, and still went their own way.

There is a very elegant display case in the center of the exhibition, which contains a diamond named "Tear of the Goddess", which is Xiaoyu's goal tonight.

Looking at the completely sealed display cabinet and the exaggerated security system around it, Xiaoyu asked hesitantly, "Brother Tu, can you open that box?"

Obito shook his head, "Don't take any chances, we'll still use illusions on those who can disarm the device as before, and then turn off the security device before taking it."

Since Obito didn't have the confidence to open the display cabinet, and Xiaoyu didn't dare to take risks, the two began to look for the captain of the security team.

Using Obito's illusion, they quickly found the captain of the security team.

Although the captain of the security team was a [-] meter tall muscular man, under Obito's illusion, he quickly surrendered and obediently turned off the security device and the hidden lock of the display cabinet for them.

Seeing this scene, Xiaoyu couldn't help sighing in her heart: So what's the use of exercising muscles!It's better to practice illusions and heresy things, at least they will definitely come in handy for robbery!

After using illusion to instruct a member of the security team to turn off all the lights, Xiaoyu put on her beloved cat face mask again and transformed into Musashi. In the name of love and justice, she began to blame the phantom troupe Robbery.

"All raise your hands above your head and squat down!" After shouting, Xiaoyu threw a few very loud stinky farts on the ground, making the sound of explosions, making the innocent people more convinced that this robbery was not at all serious. Dare not resist.

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Xiaoyu continued: "We are Musashi and Kojiro of the Phantom Brigade, and everyone must be familiar with us."

After taking a deep breath, Xiaoyu began to say her fixed line of robbing, "In the name of love and justice, and in the name of our great phantom brigade leader, I am here to rob your exhibition! As the target of our phantom brigade , you all should be grateful to my team leader! Hahahaha! But don’t worry, although we are in this business, we have very professional ethics. As long as you don’t run around and try to call the police or escape, we will definitely It will not hurt you! So I hope you can cooperate with our work. At the same time, please remember that we are the villain organization Phantom Brigade who is working hard every day and dreaming of conquering the world! Thank you, and I will end my speech today That's it."

Obito, who had already opened the display cabinet and took out the "Tears of the Goddess", was speechless.

So, does she have to talk such a long nonsense every time she goes to rob?

Transferring "Tears of the Goddess" into the backpack, Obito gave Xiaoyu an "OK" gesture.After getting what they wanted, the two began to prepare to leave the exhibition.

However, at this moment, a figure suddenly jumped from the second floor and blocked the gate of the exhibition.

Although it was hard to see who was coming in the dim light, Xiaoyu and Obito recognized the person coming from the chilling and magical laughter. After all, they had spent time with him in the hunter exam. A very long time!

"Hmm~~ You two, it's been a long time~~" Accompanied by that characteristic vibrato, a spotlight came down from directly above the person, the strange makeup, the weird clown costume, and the slightly protruding belly all made people feel uncomfortable. Xiaoyu and Obito feel familiar.

etc!Slightly protruding belly?Did Hisoka eat too much last night? !

The fear of Hisoka disappeared the moment he saw his stomach.Xiaoyu raised her hand weakly, "That... Hiso-kun, may I ask what your stomach is..."

Before Xiaoyu finished speaking, a slender figure jumped down from the second floor to Hisoka's side. It was Hisoka's good ♂ gay♂ friend Yiermi.

It was rare for the usually expressionless Yier fan to look at Hisoka's stomach nervously, and then said to Hisoka in a somewhat commanding, domineering, caring, and exasperated tone: "Hisuo, I'm not Did you tell me you can't do such dangerous moves again!"

Hisoka just snorted lightly for Yiermi's words, but didn't answer.

Seeing Hisoka's appearance, Yi Ermi felt even more angry, "Don't forget the child in your belly, what if you get hurt?!"

Hearing these powerful words, Xiaoyu and Obito were so frightened that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

child?Hisoka is pregnant?And it looks like I'm still a fan of Il?What the hell is this, this, this, this, hey!

At this time, Xiaoyu suddenly remembered that in the hunter test for snatching the number plate, she used the swastika against Yi Ermi.She remembered that it was said in the manual that using this move would cause the hormones of the person being inserted to volatilize extremely quickly, and then the pregnancy rate of people around the person being inserted would rise in a straight line...

etc!This is absolutely weird!At that time, she and Brother Tu, who were closest to Yiermi, didn't get pregnant because of this, so how could Hisoka... Could it be that this child has nothing to do with Zhan Tianshen, and was created by Yiermi and Hisoka? !

Thinking of this possibility, the guilt in Xiaoyu's heart disappeared immediately.

Before Hisoka had time to refute, a short figure also jumped down from the second floor and jumped in front of Xiaoyu.Before Xiaoyu had time to react, Obitu was pulled away by the quick-sighted and quick-handed, and kept behind him.

Qi Ya became even more angry because of Obito's actions, and raised his leg to attack Obito, but he easily dodged.

"Child, what do you mean?" Obito recognized this silver-haired short leg that he had met in the hunter exam, but at the same time he also remembered that they had no contact with him at all.This little kid is too crazy, he attacked as soon as he came up, he has no education at all, just like that little kid Sasuke.

Seeing Obito's movements so neatly, coupled with his brother's instruction (flee if you can't win), Qi Ya didn't attack again, but just let out a fierce "tsk".

"Is it the two of you? Using a strange spell to make Hisoka's belly bigger by using a strange spell, so that he has to bear the responsibility of some man!!"

Although Qiya hated Il fans very much, he even had a gloating mentality when he heard the news at the beginning.But when he thought that the pervert Hisoka would become his sister-in-law from now on, and the child in his womb would become his nephew, with the same surname as "Beating the Enemy", Qi Ya was in a bad mood.

Their family is already weird enough, so they don't want two more such weird families!

Faced with such a serious accusation by Qi Ya, Xiao Yu and Obito shook their heads tacitly at the same time, and almost yelled out the phrase "I am not the culprit".

Before Xiaoyu had time to explain how wronged he was, a figure jumped down from the second floor again, with bright and soft blond hair and even weirder clothes than Xiaoyu and Obito, who is it but the handsome Kurapika?

It's just that, as a passer-by who hasn't seen each other for a long time, the expression on Kurapika's face at this moment is terrifyingly tense.Let Xiaoyu and Obito immediately bow their heads and reflect on what they have done to apologize to him.

"You!" Kurapika rushed in front of Obito with a stride, and forced Kiya, who was shorter than him, to push away.

Ignoring Kiya's grinning expression, Kurapika grabbed Obito's collar and started to swing, "I've heard Hisoka and Elmi say about your red eyes! You're the same as me. People from the Kuruta tribe, right!!"

Pushing Kurapika away, Obito was both angry and puzzled, "What Kuruta! I'm not!"

Kurapika, who was pushed away, covered his chest with a heartbroken face, "Why! Why are you unwilling to admit that you are a descendant of the Kuruta clan! Don't you know... the only ones left in our clan are you and me !"

Obito was speechless.

Although their Uchiha clan is about to die out like the Kuruta clan, he is sure that this guy is definitely not from his clan, after all, their Uchiha clan has never had a golden retriever.So... this guy must have admitted the wrong person!

The author has something to say:

High energy warning ahead! !In the next chapter, the big boss Kurolo will bring mobs to the stage! ! !

The hunter chapter will end soon, and now I am a little confused about what to start next chapter, and I want to ask your opinions.

A. Black basket

B. Net King

C. Gintama

In fact, I personally prefer A, but I still want to ask your opinions.