[Comprehensive] Begging to let me go back to my hometown

The two walked into the bank with almost no awareness of being robbers.

The strange clothes and masks attracted the attention of the bank staff, fearing that these two "weirds" would disturb other distinguished customers, one of them hurried forward and said, "You two, what can I do to help you?"

Xiaoyu looked around.

Hmm... As expected of a world-class bank, it is really majestic!

Giving Obito a "start to work" look, the two Xiaoyu brothers hooked up on the shoulders of the bank staff, "Yes, yes, you are indeed here at the right time. I have something very important for you to help."

Xiaoyu's actions surprised the bank staff, but he was a customer when he entered the door, and he couldn't put all his expressions on his face, but still showed a professional smile, "I don't know how I can help you?"

Xiaoyu took out the fruit knife she bought on the way to the hotel last night from her backpack, and put it on the neck of the bank employee, who was so scared that the other person almost fell to the ground, "It's nothing, I just want to rob the bank."

A group of staff who fell to the ground waved their hands in horror, "You, don't come here! Help! Someone is coming to rob!"

After the bank staff yelled, almost the whole bank knew that someone was robbing.All of a sudden, there were screams one after another. Some people hurriedly tried to escape from the bank, while others squatted down with their heads in their hands, waiting for rescue.

Obito dodged to the door, blocking everyone's way, "Don't move! Go back to your original position and sit down!"

Seeing that neither of them was carrying a gun, the stronger men began to want to resist, but just as they got up from the ground, they were immediately subdued by Obito who noticed it.

After this incident, no one dared to resist anymore, and they all returned to their seats and sat down obediently.Obito took the key from the bank manager and locked the door of the bank.

Seeing that the preparations for Obito had been completed, Xiaoyu took the backpack and went to the window and handed it to the bank clerk, "What are you looking at, I haven't seen our Phantom Troupe robbing you! Hurry up and put the money in!"

Everyone: "..."

Not only have they never seen the Phantom Troupe rob, but they haven't seen someone wearing such a cute cat face mask to rob...

After being yelled at by Xiaoyu, the bank staff didn't dare to look at it any more. They got up and stuffed the money into the backpack that Xiaoyu handed over nimbly.

"That... miss."

Xiaoyu, who was watching the situation at the door, looked back impatiently, "What are you doing?!"

Frightened by Xiaoyu's ferocious appearance, the bank manager took a step back before saying submissively: "That...the backpack you gave me is too small to hold the money."

Xiaoyu: "...Forget it, pretend as much as you can."

Taking back the backpack full of money, the amazing weight made Xiaoyu unable to carry it on his back.

After trying several times but still unable to carry the backpack, Xiaoyu simply gave up, "Kojiro, hurry up and put this on your back!"

Obito of the wind almost fell to the ground at the door.

Who is Kojiro?Even if it is to replace the name, the name is too embarrassing!Even Uchiha Madara's taste is not as good as you! !

"What are you doing in a daze? Come here, Kojiro!"

Seeing Xiaoyu urging him with his backpack on his back, Obito could only walk over even if he didn't want to.

Putting the bags on their backs easily, the two of them had completed more than half of their robbery.

Seeing the bank staff and customers squatting on the ground with their heads covered in cooperation, Xiaoyu nodded in satisfaction, then took out the stinky fart bought with the fruit knife from the backpack, threw it on the ground, and successfully created a huge explosion The sound made them panic again, and the screams continued one after another.

"Quiet everything!" Jing Xiaoyu yelled, and the scene gradually became quiet again.

"Ahem." Clearing his throat, Xiaoyu began to introduce himself, "Hi everyone, we are members of the Phantom Troupe traveling through the galaxy - Musashi & Kojiro! I am Musashi and he is Kojiro. With love and justice In the name of my boss's trousers... Ah bah, it was Kuroro's order. It is a great honor to have the opportunity to rob the world's top bank today. Don't worry, although we are in this business, we are definitely good people , I will leave after taking the money, and I won’t hurt you, so I hope you can cooperate with our work. At the same time, please remember that we are the Phantom Troupe, a villain organization that is working hard every day to dream of conquering the world! Thank you, and that concludes my speech today."

After finishing speaking, Xiaoyu bowed to everyone very sincerely.

Not to mention a group of onlookers who don't know why, even Obito can only be speechless.

"...Let's go, the police are probably coming soon."

"Really?" Xiaoyu stood up again in a jerk, "Then let's go quickly!"

After packing up his things, Obito worriedly used Sharingan to add a layer of psychological hints to them. The main culprits in the bank robbery this time were the Phantom Troupe.

After throwing the black pot to the Phantom Troupe, the two swaggered out of the bank again.

At this time, a familiar sound of sirens approached, making Xiaoyu, who was relieved, suddenly tense up.

"Fuck! Why did the police come so soon?!" Seeing the police cars approaching not far away, Xiaoyu was shocked.

"...It's not that they came fast, it's that you are too slow." Obito complained.

So just say in the bank that their real identity is the Phantom Troupe.Hurry up and say a lot of things!

"No! We must run away quickly! If we are caught, we will be doomed!" Xiaoyu looked around in a panic, trying to draw up an escape route.

She didn't want to spend the rest of her life in prison!

Unlike the nervous Xiaoyu, Obito is very calm, maybe because the bad things he did in his previous life were much more harmful than robbing a bank, or maybe because although he has been a good man, he still maintains that BOSS aura .

Looking at the roaring traffic around her, Xiaoyu remembered that in the Hong Kong gangster movies she had seen in the past, after robbing the bank, she had to get in a cool and stylish car and drive away, leaving a group of policemen hopping around. "Car! Let's find a car and escape!"

"Where to find it?"

As soon as Obito's words fell, a high-end and luxurious million-dollar car stopped beside the two of them and opened the door.

Xiaoyu's eyes lit up immediately, "That's it! Let's grab this car and run away!"

Obito: "..."

He was wrong!He shouldn't have thought of making her play an idiot just now!He should stand up heroically and say please let him use Kamui!

However, Obito's opinion at this time is no longer important. To be precise, it will no longer be accepted by Xiaoyu.

In this way, Xiaoyu robbed the vehicle by relying on her strong fruit knife and a pack of stinky farts left, and successfully escaped the police's pursuit.

... and a dozen people in the car.

The next day.

Just as Xiaoyu expected, the newspapers, TVs, and the Internet in the entire Hunter World are frantically reporting the news that the World Bank headquarters was robbed by two mysterious people.

Two mysterious men robbed a total of 360 seven new coins from the headquarters of the World Bank, and then robbed a latest model 30-seater bus while fleeing.Fortunately, no one was injured or killed in this incident.

This incident not only alarmed the police organization of the Republic of Batocia and the World Security Organization, but even the Hunter Association paid close attention to this incident.

It is said that the organization "Phantom Brigade" to which the two belong has attracted the attention of major organizations around the world, and even became popular overnight on the Internet.Some people claim to be members of the organization and sell information on the Phantom Brigade at high prices online; Fortunate to join this organization, try the feeling of robbing a bank.

What will be the next development of this incident?

News station reporter XXX will follow up and report for you.

The author has something to say:

Reporter: Mr. Kojiro, I want to interview you. What kind of thinking did you have when you went to rob the bank with Ms. Musashi?

Obito Kojiro: ...It's because I didn't have any ideas at the beginning.

Remember: Miss Musashi, why did you rob the bank in the first place?

Sumire Koyu Musashi: Because we are the phantom troupe traveling through the galaxy, in the name of love and justice, we are here to rob your bank!Hahahahahaha!

Reporter & Obito: ...