The World God Only Knows GS

"...I see. It's like Mr. Gintoki said. I'll solve the problem with my mouth!"

Taking a deep breath, Dongyue stood up again.He stared deeply at Gintoki who was wrestling with Hijikata, wondering if he heard what he just said.Dongyue untied another bag hanging from her waist, and took out an oversized loudspeaker from it.

"Mr. Hijikata—————————!"

Dongyue's shout came from the loudspeaker, and the extremely high-pitched sound mixed with harsh humming made Yinshi, who couldn't move his hands to cover his ears, cursed secretly, "My ears hurt!" , Hijikata, who can almost be said to have been brainwashed, also subconsciously followed the sound source.

"Mr. Hijikata's plan is impossible to realize, right? Because the entire mayonnaise factory in Edo has been destroyed except here."

As Dongyue said, she was not surprised to see a mayonnaise puppet appearing from the entrance.

It is probably because Dongyue has no fighting power is not enough. These mayonnaise puppets did not attack Dongyue's animals, but just squeezed out big lumps of thick and slippery mayonnaise towards Dongyue.

"If you don't believe me, Mr. Hijikata can check it yourself! See if the other mayonnaise factories in Edo Castle have stopped operating."

"…………"

Seeing that Hijikata hesitated for less than a second because of his own words, Fuyutsuki, who knew that his prediction was correct, continued to shout with a loudspeaker while running.Lumps of mayonnaise piled up on the floor behind her.It has the characteristic smell of mayonnaise.

Click -! !

The blades met, and sparks sparked between Lake Toya and Hijikata's saber.Neither Gintoki nor Hijikata backed down.But Lake Toya is just a wooden knife after all.Although Lake Toya is stronger than most wooden knives, in front of the sharp and well-maintained Japanese knives, Lake Toya has been cut with several gaps of different sizes.

"hateful……!"

Gintoki gritted his teeth knowing that if the stalemate with Hijikata continued like this, Lake Toya would soon be broken.With his long legs sweeping towards the earth, he was still thinking about his family's financial problems at this time: "If Lake Toya is broken and I have to buy a new one, that guy should scold me long-windedly for not cherishing things and always messing them up." It cost money!!"

"Mr. Hijikata's ultimate goal is to turn this planet into a mayonnaise star, right? But more mayonnaise is needed to erode buildings and humans. With the manufacturing power of this general's mansion alone, the amount of mayonnaise may even erode the entire planet. Edo is not enough, right? Besides—"

boom--! !

Not far away, probably from Ninomaru, there was a loud explosion, which interrupted Fuyutsuki's shout.The floor of the castle tower also shook a few times.

Some struggled to avoid the lumps of mayonnaise flying towards him, and Dongyue ran around Yinshi and Hijikata who were confronting each other: "This general's mansion is already in dilapidated condition! As a factory, the production capacity should be very low." !"

"Since Mr. Hijikata's plan to use mayonnaise to turn the entire Edo and even the people of the world into mayonnaise puppets has failed. I think Mr. Hijikata should admit defeat early and give up the unnecessary struggle!"

"...Do you think this is my hole card? Hehe..."

As if to refute Dongyue's words, Hijikata suddenly gave up his confrontation with Gintoki, and jumped slightly backwards.The "battle armor" of mayonnaise began to melt, and wings of mayonnaise immediately grew from behind Earthwork.

"Do not--"

The steady bass is full of charm.

"The thing to start now is my trump card."

Leaving behind a meaningful sentence, Hijikata, who no longer had light in his black eyes, flew out of the castle tower, floating above the center of the general's mansion.

"Just collect all the mayonnaise that's in there and spray it all out—"

As the earthworker slowly raised his hand, a light yellow viscous substance gathered in all directions.Obviously those are the various mayonnaise scattered in Edo Castle and the General's Mansion.

"You're actually floating in the air for me...! You really think you're an alien, you bastard!"

Silver cursed a few words.Helping Dongyue get rid of a few mayonnaise puppets, he quickly ran to the window of the castle tower and yelled at Hijikata: "Get down for me! Let me beat you hard to let you know that there are still people in this world. Something more important than mayonnaise is called sugar!!"

"Mr. Hijikata—"

Coming to the window after the silver hour, Dongyue took a deep breath and shouted at Earth: "Are you sure you really want to use these mayonnaise to turn this planet into a mayonnaise star without distinction! Turn everyone into a mayonnaise star!" Are they all turned into mayonnaise puppets?!"

Tufang was still collecting mayonnaise without distraction, and Dongyue's voice didn't seem to reach his ears at all.But his actions betrayed him—a few lumps of mayonnaise flew out of Earth's mayonnaise wings that were shaking the air, and they were about to hit Dongyue in the face.

"Sorry, Mr. Gintoki."

Pulling over Yinshi in an instant, Dongyue hid behind Yinshi, and Dongyue let Yinshi replace herself to be covered with mayonnaise.

"Take off your coat, please."

As Dongyue said, she directly tore off Yinshi's coat.Dazedly wiping Yinshi's face with Yinshi's coat, Dongyue quickly threw Yinshi's coat aside.In Yinshi's "Bah, bah, bah!" Dongyue saw unhappiness and anger on Tufang's face.

(Response is good.)

What Dongyue is most afraid of is not that Hijikata who is possessed by the exorcism is too strong, even Yinshi is not his opponent.What Dongyue is most afraid of is that Hijikata's consciousness has been eroded to the point of thinness because of the existence of exorcism.Once Hijikata's consciousness is thin, it will be difficult for him to perceive and react to the outside world.If he couldn't perceive and react to the outside world, then Fuyutsuki couldn't interfere with Hijikata's consciousness.

Not being able to interfere with the other person's consciousness means not being able to enter the other person's heart, not even the other person's heart. Bridging the gap in the soul is impossible.So for Dongyue, it is really good that the earth responds to her words.

(So--)

Point the megaphone at your mouth again.Dongyue, who is well aware of Earth's feelings for mayonnaise, used her only trump card.

"Mr. Hijikata, did you forget something?"

To be honest, if this trump card is useless to the earthworker, Dongyue doesn't know how to solve the problem with her mouth.

"You start with a quarter of the mayonnaise—"

Dip a little of the mayonnaise left on Yinshi's body with her hands, Dongyue raised the corners of her mouth and curved a nasty smile: "These mayonnaises are all ~~ all ~~ quarter fat!"

"——————"

Time seemed to stop for a second at this moment, before Yinshi could figure out what Dongyue's words meant and why Hijikata froze for a moment, Yinshi had already heard Dongyue's voice.

"Ahh~~~ mayonnaise, a food full of infinite possibilities, and only humans can give it infinite possibilities, was destroyed by Mr. Hijikata like this~"

Dongyue said casually spreading the hand that was not holding the loudspeaker: "There is more than one quarter of mayonnaise in this world~ the common taste produced by every factory and every brand's sound field It’s all different~ not to mention there are mayonnaise with half the fat, no oil, mustard, zero cholesterol and sweet taste~”

People who are avid lovers of something have one thing in common: they can't bear to be the one to tarnish that thing they love the most.

Once you have the consciousness that you are "defiled" or "possibly defiled" the thing you love the most, no matter whether your actions will really defile the thing you love the most, people who are loyal to that thing There will also be a certain sense of disbelief and uneasiness about your own behavior.

Those who know that they are defiled their favorite thing and do not hesitate to defile that thing are the only ones who have defiled their favorite thing more than once and fell to the bottom. It can be said that they are insensitive and unconscious.

Earth Fang obviously hasn't been brainwashed to that extent by exorcism, so Dongyue believes that her words will have an effect on Earth Fang.

“What Mr. Hijikata is doing is not turning this planet into a mayonnaise planet, a mayonnaise paradise, or turning the people on this planet into mayonnaise puppets. What Mr. Hijikata is doing is turning this planet into a Turn into a quarter fat planet, a quarter fat heaven, and turn all the people on this planet into a quarter fat puppets. Hehe—”

Laughing mockingly, Dongyue narrowed her eyes contemptuously.

"This is Mr. Hijikata's obsession with mayonnaise~? This is Mr. Hijikata's love for mayonnaise~? Don't make me laugh~"

Facing Hijikata, who pressed his head hard with pain on his face, and shouted with a distorted expression: "Don't...don't say any more!! Shut up!!!", Fuyutsuki opened his lips slightly.

"This is obviously just a persistent and narrow love for quarter-fat mayonnaise."

"Woo...!! Damn...! Damn...!!"

The earth cube in the air twisted and struggled desperately.Dongyue's words really pierced into the softness deep in his heart.And living in the crack of his mind, happy that the world accepted him so easily, the owner of this body created a huge gap in his mind so easily, and found that Hijikata didn't listen to him handle.