The World God Only Knows GS

Concerned about the safety of the earthwork, Dongyue, who was heading to the castle tower, didn't say a word to Yinshi on the way.

(The cause of Mr. Hijikata's runaway is the exhaustion of mayonnaise, so Mr. Hijikata transformed buildings into mayonnaise factories in Edo Castle after he was possessed by the exorcism.)

(Then what is the purpose of Mr. Hijikata occupying the Shogun’s Mansion today, and then stopping on this castle tower? Wait, wait, it can’t be——)

Thinking of the proliferating mayonnaise puppets, and the mayonnaise spreading all over the general's mansion, Dongyue has already thought of the answer.This answer, while ridiculous, is also somewhat boring.

"Mr. Gintoki, please hurry up."

While urging himself to be bored behind him to use his little finger to pick the silver in his ear hole, Dongyue walked forward quickly and said in a deep voice: "Mr. Hijikata's purpose of making mayonnaise factories everywhere in the first place is probably to use the products made in those mayonnaise factories. Mayonnaise turned the General’s Mansion into the largest mayonnaise factory in Edo. To put it bluntly, it is the malignant proliferation of the mayonnaise factory, the proliferation and destruction of cancer cells.”

"... How much does Duochuan guy love mayonnaise? The mayonnaise from a factory is enough for him to eat for a lifetime, right?"

Rolling his eyes with dead fish eyes, Yinshi's forehead and fists had blue veins throbbing violently.

"Not for eating."

"Aha……?"

Dongyue's words made Yinshi pause.

"The increase of mayonnaise factories is indeed to make more mayonnaise. But mayonnaise itself is not the purpose of Mr. Hijikata. Mr. Hijikata's purpose should be to use mayonnaise to brainwash people, that is, to make the whole Edo, no, the whole The people of the world have become mayonnaise puppets."

(Really boring idea.)

This is Dongyue's only evaluation of Earthwork's ultimate goal.

(But isn't the world dominated by people's boring thoughts?)

Humans didn't want to wash clothes by hand, so washing machines were invented.Human beings are too lazy to fetch water repeatedly, so they designed tap water projects.In order to see things clearly at night, human beings invented lighting equipment.In order to kill time, humans invented novels, comics, and games.Televisions, radios, record players, and even computers were born out of otherwise boring ideas.

These silly ideas changed the world and made the world evolve.So why not destroy the world with some silly idea?

For Takasugi, the death of his mentor Yoshida Shoyo is unacceptable.The shortage of mayonnaise is unacceptable for the natives.They also tried to destroy the world because they couldn't accept it. Compared with Hijikata, who tried to change the world because of the lack of mayonnaise, how tall is Takasugi who hates the world and is full of madness?

Could it be that Matsuyo is an important person to Takasugi, but mayonnaise is not an important survival necessity to Hijikata?In the eyes of Songyang’s opponents, Songyang is a thorn in the side, in the eyes of the ketchup party, mayonnaise is evil; in the eyes of people who don’t know Songyang, Songyang is an unfamiliar name, and in the eyes of people who have never eaten mayonnaise Mayonnaise is just one type of condiment.Songyang is to Takasugi, and mayonnaise is to Hijikata. It is not that the parties will never be able to understand its importance.

"Mr. Hijikata is not possessed by a demon because he ran out of mayonnaise."

The Tianshou Pavilion was already within sight, and Dongyue's expression became more and more serious.

"Mr. Hijikata is possessed by a demon because the people around him don't take it seriously that he ran out of mayonnaise."

"No one around Mr. Hijikata realizes the importance of mayonnaise to Mr. Hijikata."

(That's why there is a gap in the heart——)

"'It's just mayonnaise.', 'You can't die without mayonnaise.', 'Is it fun to go crazy like that for a little mayonnaise?', 'What mayonnaise, what an idiot ', 'How serious is this guy who likes mayonnaise? It's so funny!'——This kind of ridicule Mr. Hijikata's sincere thinking about mayonnaise is the real reason for Mr. Hijikata to go berserk."

A slight tingling sensation spreads in the heart, Fuyutsuki can feel the mood of Takasugi and Hijikata to some extent.

"Hehe~ How old are people who still play with plastic villains, how disgusting~~"

"She can actually talk to the paper man in a godlike way!It's really unbearable...」

"They're all grown up and still watch cartoons and play games all day... Hundreds of thousands of dollars are spent on these crap.I don't know when she will realize that these things are rubbish. 』

"...slandering other people's beloved things, trampling on the existence that is important to others...unapologetically laughing at other people's thoughts, spurning others' actions to show their positive feelings—"

Gritting her silver teeth, Dongyue, who was trying to calm down her emotional ups and downs, found that her fisted hands were trembling slightly, and she couldn't stop the trembling at all.

"Because I want to change this world, because I want people in this world to understand the beauty of mayonnaise, because I want people in this world to understand that mayonnaise is an important item for their survival, so Mr. Hijikata—"

"..."

Yinshi didn't make a sound.

"It's Mr. Gintoki. Can Mr. Gintoki tolerate the sundae, strawberry milk, and Uji Gintoki bowl being slandered, trampled, ridiculed and cast aside?"

"Huh...? Sugar and mayonnaise, which are necessary for human survival, are two different things, right?"

Yinshi raised his head and saw Dongyue's petite back running in front of him.

"Then what if it's Xiao Kagura and Shinpachi? Little Kagura was ridiculed and slandered by her parents, and Shinpachi was trampled and cast aside by his sister full of malice?"

"…………"

Silver was speechless.It's not that he has nothing to say, in fact, all he has in his mind is: "Has Xinpachi been trampled and cast aside with malicious intent?" Such a rebuttal.But Yinshi's rationality is also very clear at the same time: no matter how bad A Miao's mouth is, A Miao will always love Xinpachi, his younger brother.It is impossible for Ah Miao to face her younger brother with complete malice.

However, if one day Kagura or Shinpachi is hurt by someone they value, Gintoki will never sit idly by.

"...I said you, are you so happy to meddle in your own business?"

Step into the gate of the castle tower before Dongyue.Gintoki waved Lake Toya and beat back the mayonnaise puppet who was hiding at the gate of the castle tower and tried to attack Fuyutsuki and himself.

"Your purpose is just the demon possessed by Duo Chuan, right?! So what does this world have to do with you?!"

Seeing that the sneak attack was useless, the mayonnaise puppets simply swarmed up and rushed towards Dongyue one after another.

Protecting Dongyue who had no fighting ability, Gintoki kicked a mayonnaise puppet away and at the same time knocked a mayonnaise puppet unconscious with the handle of Lake Toya.

"The life and death after this incident has nothing to do with you?! Why are you threatening those sinister four eyes?!"

"what!"

Being carried by Yinshi like a package, Dongyue subconsciously yelled, but before she finished yelling, Yinshi put her back on the ground again.This time, Yinshi stood in front of Dongyue.

"reason……"

——The person who was facing Yinshi and Dongyue was none other than Hijikata, who was covered in mayonnaise "battle armor" after being possessed by the exorcism.

"Didn't Mr. Yinshi tell me for me just now? Because I like to be nosy, and meddling makes me very happy."

Feeling the oppressive feeling emanating from Hijikata, Dongyue almost gasped.

"...But there is actually another reason."

"You can talk about these later..."

Holding Lake Toya in his hand and smiling a bit forcedly, Gintoki admired Dongyue for still being able to answer the questions he asked casually at this time.

"because I like it."

"Aha……?"

Putting her palm on Yinshi's broad and reliable back, Dongyue smiled.

"I like this world, the inhabitants of this world, Mr. Hijikata..."

I also like you, Sakata Gintoki.

Dongyue couldn't say the following words.Because the earth has already struck towards the silver hour.But even if the earth did not attack at this time, Dongyue had time to say this sentence, she would not say it.

"—!"

At this moment of lightning and flint, when he realized that Tu was attacking Yin Shi, he pushed Dongyue away behind him.

boom--! !

The walls of the castle tower shattered.It was the sound of Gintoki, who stepped forward to meet Hijikata, losing to Hijikata's blow, flying backward, and then smashing a hole in the wall of the castle tower.

"——————"

Dongyue suffocated for a moment, and the next second she screamed in a voice that almost broke: "Mr. Yinshi...!!!!!!"

click, click——

"Now……"

Shards of concrete fell sparsely from the hollows around Gintoki's body.The forehead was scratched, and a line of blood snaked from the forehead to the chin and moved slightly.

"No, when you called my name...?"

"Mr. Gintoki...!"

Dongyue is not the kind of girl who is easy to hurt spring and autumn.But Dongyue, who was sure that Yinshi was only slightly injured, not seriously injured or dying, knew how long a second was for the first time.It is also the first time that human beings can have so many mood changes in one second.

"You, don't you want to use your mouth to solve the problem...?"

Standing up a bit wobbly, Gintoki smeared the blood that made his vision worse, and showed a frivolous smile that was not really pretty, and it could even be said that it was not suitable at this time.

"Then use your mouth to solve the problem——!"

The frivolous smile faded away in an instant, and when he held the Gin that Lake Toya was attacking towards the earthwork, he let out a high-pitched and loud cry: "How many strings! !!"