Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The Dragon King of Wansheng stared at the steaming and naked Tang Monk, and said happily: "The son-in-law really has the means, so many monsters have not eaten the meat of the Tang monk, but we have been eaten. This is all thanks to you, the son-in-law." .”

The Nine-Headed Insect laughed dizzily: "This is a dowry gift for the lady. As long as the lady is happy, I will be happy."

He grabbed Zhu Bajie's hand, held it to his chest and asked, "My lady, are you happy?"

Zhu Bajie was crying: "Husband, I am so happy. After eating this Tang monk meat, we will be together for a long time in the future."

"Hehe... I am also very happy for my husband. Which piece do you want to eat, my wife? I will pick it up for you." The nine-headed insect was already dizzy with joy, and almost knocked down the chopsticks again.

"People want to eat Tang Seng's belly. I heard that the meat on the belly is the softest." Zhu Bajie said in his heart, "Amitabha, master, master, this is all acting, don't blame it, don't blame it."

The Nine-Headed Insect pierced his stomach with his chopsticks without saying a word, the steamed Tang Monk's meat was so tender, his stomach was split open with such a fork.I picked up the tenderest and softest piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in Zhu Bajie's bowl.

"My lady, this piece of meat is the softest, eat it quickly."

"My husband is so kind to me. I don't want to eat it. I want to give my husband a piece of meat." As he said, Zhu Bajie clipped off Tang Seng's ear and put it in the bowl of Nine-Headed Insect. "These ears are crisp and tender, Husband, taste them quickly."

"It must be the most delicious." Nine-Headed Insect swallowed the ear while drooling, only feeling that the taste was a bit weird, not like human flesh, but fish and shrimp.

But at this time, they couldn't think too much, they moved their chopsticks, and the rest of them were not humble, and they started to eat Tang Monk's meat one after another.

"Husband, eat Tang's monk meat slowly. Come, drink a glass of wine first." Zhu Bajie poured another big cup full for Nine-Headed Insect, and brought the cup to Nine-Headed Insect's mouth.

The Nine-Headed Insect has almost drunk it, but how can there be no reason not to drink it when a beauty pours it?He drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and then he saw another double image.

In the corner, Tang Seng shook his head and sighed repeatedly, these monsters are really cruel and cruel, if the disciples hadn't come to save them, he would be the one who was being shared and eaten now.

"Master, don't worry, after they drink for three rounds, it's a good time for us to do it." Sha Wujing thought Tang Seng was afraid.

"Apprentice, being a teacher is not worrying, but worrying. These monsters are really cruel, and they want to eat me as much as I want. If I didn't protect you along the way, I would have died countless times."

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "We were enlightened by the Bodhisattva too, Master, this is all fate."

Tang Seng nodded: "That's right."

In the other corner, Tao Tao and Sun Wukong also joined together, and the two of them would rush forward just waiting for Zhu Bajie to throw the cup as a signal.

Seeing that Nine-Headed Insect had another drink and Tang Seng was half eaten, a sharp exclamation suddenly came from a room: "Ah... a murder... the Palace Master was killed!"

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and others were startled suddenly, and Monkey King suddenly took out the golden cudgel and said, "Do it!"

Tao Tao was stunned, secretly thinking that something was wrong, it must be the maid of the Master of the Wansheng Palace who discovered the person under the bed.She immediately took out the plantain fan, and slapped it towards the banquet table!

The Wansheng Dragon King, Nine-Headed Insect and others haven't reacted yet, the owner of the Wansheng Palace has been having a banquet with them all the time, when was he killed?A golden cudgel and a fire dragon attacked in an instant.

"Monster, look, I'm your wife!" Zhu Bajie stopped pretending, and suddenly changed back to his original form, and the nine-toothed rake raked towards the nine-headed worm.

"Zhu Bajie, it's you!" The Nine-Headed Insect recognized Zhu Bajie in a dizzy state. He still wanted to attack aggressively as usual, but he drank too much alcohol and couldn't control his mind and body, so he didn't hide all of a sudden. Open Zhu Bajie's rake.

With a sound of "Pfft!", the nine-toothed rake slammed into Nine-Headed Insect's neck, and the neck broke immediately. A stream of blood gushed out and spilled all over the table.

The guests then screamed loudly and fought back one after another.The Dragon King Wansheng was so frightened that he didn't dare to fight, and even went under the table directly.

Monkey King killed five or six monsters with one stick, Tao Tao's fire dragon was also very powerful, and burned a dozen of them in one go, and the Dragon Palace was in chaos.

Sha Wujing protected Tang Seng and hid. Seeing the shrimp soldiers and crab generals outside the door kept rushing in, they escaped in one breath when no one came in.

"Roar!" The Nine-Headed Insect roared in pain after one of its heads had been chopped off, and returned to its original form in an instant.

Except for the blood flowing from one cut, the other eight heads stared at Zhu Bajie angrily, and rushed up screaming.

Zhu Bajie felt nauseous in his heart, raised the rake and beat again, but Nine-Headed Insect regained consciousness a lot due to the pain, and twisted his body to avoid it.A head on the back even bit Zhu Bajie's arm, causing Zhu Bajie to groan in pain.

"Touch!" Sun Wukong saw the opportunity and hit him with a stick. Rao, the Nine-Headed Insect had already seen his movements, and it was too late to hide.

The head that was biting Zhu Bajie's arm was broken in an instant, and Gu Lulu rolled out.The Nine-Headed Insect screamed again, but seeing that it couldn't resist, it simply fled towards the door.

Where would Sun Wukong let him escape?Chase without saying a word.Zhu Bajie used spells to stop the blood, and joined the battlefield again.

The two brothers and sisters fought back to back, and it felt like they were killing the Quartet. The Dragon Palace was destroyed by them, and hundreds of shrimp soldiers and crab generals were killed.

The table was also smashed, and countless delicacies were scattered all over the place. The fake Tang Monk also changed back to its original shape. It was just a big shrimp, but the stomach was almost eaten.

Monkey King hasn't come back for a long time, and the brothers and sisters have almost solved the Dragon Palace.

Tao Tao walked around with her fan lightly, scratched her head and said, "Brother, why do I feel something is wrong?"

"What's wrong? Do you want to eat? Maybe there's still in the kitchen. Brother, I'll help you to have a look." Zhu Bajie looked at the kitchen next to him, and there was still a real fragrance coming from it, he licked his lower lip greedily.

Just now he was patronizing the Nine-Headed Insect with wine, but he didn't eat much.

Tao Tao hurriedly grabbed his arm to prevent him from running around: "It's not this one. I walked around just now and found that two people are missing. The Wansheng Dragon King and the old dragon lady are gone."

Zhu Bajie froze and scanned around, but he did not see the Wansheng Dragon King and the old dragon woman.

"It must have escaped. This Dragon Palace may have a back door. It's hard to find."

"Where can they escape? Could it be that they went to find the Queen Mother?" Tao Taoxin said that if the two couples really took refuge in the Heavenly Court, it would be difficult for them to kill them.

"Oh, don't chase after the poor, let's go find something to eat. While Master is away, see if there is any meat in the kitchen." Zhu Bajie quickly figured it out, and brought out two plates of fish from the kitchen in a short while .

When Tao Tao saw what she was eating, she put aside her worries for a while and started eating happily.

After the brothers and sisters had eaten up the two plates of fish, Monkey King finally came back, full of hostility, and his expression was not very good-looking.Seeing the empty plate in Zhu Bajie's hand, he was even more angry.

"Old Sun is chasing nine-headed worms outside, but you idiot hide here and eat delicious food, it's really deceiving!"

Zhu Bajie was almost stuck in the throat by a fishbone, and immediately slipped into the kitchen and brought a large plate to Sun Wukong: "Calm down, brother monkey, don't you think this is reserved for you? Eat quickly, it's still hot."

Sun Wukong ate a fish, and his face looked better.

"Brother Monkey, did you kill the nine-headed worm?" Zhu Bajie asked cautiously.

"Old Sun chased him for dozens of miles before knocking off his head again. The water was too much of a hindrance for me, so it was hard to strike at all. That guy is smart, even if he doesn't go ashore, I don't know if he will die or not in the end." Monkey King After taking a look at the battered Dragon Palace, he nodded approvingly and said, "Bajie, Taozi, your side is going well."

Tao Tao said: "It's not going well. The Dragon King and the old dragon woman seem to have escaped, and their bodies have not been seen. I guess they have escaped to the Heavenly Court and asked the Queen Mother for help."

"Hmph, even if he escapes to the Heavenly Court, the old grandson will find him out!" Sun Wukong ate up the fish in a few mouthfuls, and walked away with the two of them.

Sha Wujing and Tang Seng were already waiting on the shore, and they were relieved when they saw the three of them come out.

Tang Seng smiled and said: "Apprentices, you have worked hard this time. If you hadn't rescued me in time, I would have been steamed as a teacher."

"Master, what kind words did you say? The Bodhisattva asked us to go with you to learn scriptures, just to protect you on the way." Sun Wukong said this on his lips, but he felt very good in his heart.

Zhu Bajie and the others were also cheerful, it was not easy to get Master's appreciation.

"Bajie, Wujing, take Master back to Jinguang Temple first, and Taozi and I will go to the Heavenly Court again to see if the Dragon King and the old dragon lady have gone to the Queen Mother for help."

"Brother Monkey, you just go by yourself, why do you want to bring my sister? Don't think I don't know, you stinky monkey just has no good intentions." Zhu Bajie looked unhappy.

"Brother, where do you want to go?" Tao Tao couldn't laugh or cry, every time she mentioned this matter, her brother had a lot of opinions on Brother Monkey. "I'll just run with Brother Monkey, why don't you go back first."

Monkey King was so proud, he grabbed Tao Tao's arm and flew into the somersault cloud, Zhu Bajie was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.

When they arrived at Nantian Gate, no guards dared to stop them. Monkey King led Tao Tao all the way into the fairyland, and the fairies stopped him in a panic, thinking that Monkey King was going to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again.

"Let's go, let's go, the old grandson has something important to do with the Queen Mother." Monkey King is different now, it is not good to directly attack the fairies, so he can only threaten with a tiger's face.

The fairies didn't move. Seeing that Sun Wukong's expression was not good, Tao Tao grabbed his arm and said, "Brother Monkey, sister fairy has already gone to report, let's just sit here and wait for a while."

"Alright." Monkey King also only listened to Tao Tao's advice.

Sun Wukong has never been a polite person, he ate grapes and drank good wine while sitting at the table.Tao Tao also ate two of them, feeling full of aura, thinking about whether to transplant a vine into her space.

"You monkey head, if you don't protect Tang Seng, why did you come to my place to eat and drink?" The Queen Mother's voice came suddenly, with a hint of majesty, but more helplessness.

"Your Majesty, it's not my fault. I protect Tang Seng in the lower realm, but there are always some monsters who don't have eyes to attack my master. In the past two days, a man named Wansheng Dragon King and Nine-Headed Insect arrested my master. Go, today our brothers and sisters broke into the Dragon Palace, killed the owner of the Wansheng Palace, and drove away the Nine-Headed Insect, but the Wansheng Dragon King and the old dragon lady ran away."

Sun Wukong smiled slyly: "I heard that the Queen Mother is the adoptive mother of the owner of the Wansheng Palace, so I wanted to ask, did the Wansheng Dragon King run to you and hide?"

"You beat the Master of the Wansheng Palace to death?" The Queen Mother frowned slightly, then shook her head and said, "I didn't expect that I misunderstood her. She really dared to eat your master. It's just that the Wansheng Dragon King you said is not with me." , and have never been to Heaven. Wukong, you should hurry up and look elsewhere.”

"Is it true that you haven't been here? Queen Mother, don't cover them up." Monkey King didn't believe it.

The Queen Mother laughed angrily: "Can I still lie to you? Although the owner of the Wansheng Palace is my adopted daughter, I have no friendship with the Wansheng Dragon King and the old dragon woman. How could they come to me for help? Besides, I'm not the kind of person who shields vicious people."

"Since that's the case, I'll trust my mother once, and I'll leave now." Monkey King led Tao Tao to leave, seeing the unfinished grapes, he even took the plate away.

The queen mother really can't laugh or cry, this grandson really never misses time.

On the way back, Monkey King and Tao Tao divided up the grapes. When they returned to Jinguang Temple, Zhu Bajie and others had already packed their luggage and were ready to leave.

"The Ten Thousand Saint Dragon King and the old dragon lady didn't go to the Heavenly Court. They must have gone to hide somewhere else. Anyway, as long as they don't come out to make trouble again, the old sun will let them go. Master, let's go on the road now." Sun Wukong took the initiative to lead them Ma Sheng led everyone away from Jinguang Temple.

It was dark after entering the city, so the master and apprentice stayed in the city for one night, and went to the palace early the next morning to have an audience.The king of Jisai Kingdom heard that they had chased away the monsters, and there would be no more blood rain in the future, so he happily served an imperial meal, and after covering the customs clearance documents, he kept a few people to stay for one night before letting them leave.

But the master and apprentice didn't know that as soon as they left the city, guards entered the palace and reported that the relics on the stupa had been stolen again!

The king wanted to send someone to chase Tang Seng and the others back, but Tang Seng rode on horseback, Monkey King and the others were very fast, and by the time the guards chased them out of the city, they had long since disappeared.

Traveling westward for hundreds of miles, it was evening again in a blink of an eye, and the master and apprentice were walking in the jungle, so they couldn't stay here.However, Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to hunt some pheasants and hares and hid them in Sha Wujing's burden. When they found a place to stay and Tang Seng rested, they could roast them and eat them.

"No, the forest ahead is getting denser and denser. Master, you may not be able to get through on horseback." Monkey King lit a light on the top of the golden hoop to illuminate the road ahead, so he could see the road ahead at a glance.

Tang Seng had no choice but to dismount and walk forward with the others.

After walking in the narrow forest for another half an hour, the sky was completely dark, and if it wasn't for Sun Wukong's lighting, I would hardly be able to see when I was walking.

Tang Seng was tired and hungry, but he also knew that there was no way to stop in this kind of place, so he could only grit his teeth and keep going.

"Master, Brother Monkey, there seems to be a light ahead!" Zhu Bajie, who has always been sharp-eyed, even sniffed, excitedly said: "There is also the smell of food, there must be someone there."

Sun Wukong stepped forward quickly, and after running several tens of meters, he saw a village in front of him, but the village was a little weird, with a little evil spirit, which made Monkey King hesitate.

"Brother Monkey, why don't you leave? The food is delicious, and I can smell the aroma of meat!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly followed, almost bumping into Monkey King's back.

"Bajie, there is a village there, but there is a ghostly aura, maybe it is a monster disguised on purpose, waiting for us to lodge." Monkey King came back to pick up Tang Seng, and said: "Master, why don't we take a detour and come from another place?" Let's go through."

"That's the only way." When Tang Seng heard the word "monster", he didn't dare to go forward, but the forest was dense, and it was not easy to go around.

The master and apprentice shifted a little to the north, and after walking for nearly two hours, Zhu Bajie yelled again: "Look, there is also a village ahead. Brother Hou, this time it must not have been conjured by a monster, right?"

Sun Wukong glanced at it, and his complexion darkened a lot: "It's really hit by your idiot, this is also created by monsters."

"Then what should we do? We have all walked north for so long, if we continue to go north, we will deviate from the right path." After walking for a long time, Tang Seng was even weak to speak.

Tao Tao rubbed her chin, and thought of the story of the tree demon. Could it be that they ran into the tree demon?These tree demons have great powers. As long as they don't want to give way, they can trap people in this forest for a lifetime, and they will never want to go out.

"Old Sun doesn't like to be patient. He didn't want to cause trouble before, but these monsters obviously didn't intend to let us go. In that case, Lao Sun will go and meet them." Monkey King supported Tang Seng and simply walked over to the village.

Tao Tao and the others naturally followed, and Bai Longma simply turned into a human, which made it easier to pass.

As they approached the village, several people also discovered that the village was completely different from what they had seen.Every house is a tree house, and at a glance, there are at least twenty or thirty such houses.

The tree house is more than [-] meters away from the woods. It is located in such a mountain forest, and it feels a bit like a paradise.

Monkey King came to the first tree house and knocked on the door, and the door was quickly opened.The person who opened the door was a young lady of sixteen or seventeen years old. The young lady's face was like a peach and plum, and she was delicate and pleasant, which immediately made people's eyes shine.Monkey King sneered secretly, he had already seen that this woman was a monster!

"Where do you guys come from?" The little lady was a little timid when she saw the stranger, her cheeks were flushed, as if she was shy.

Sun Wukong said: "We are Buddhist scripture learners from the Tang Dynasty. We pass by Guibao and want to stay overnight. I wonder if it will be convenient for us?"

"It turned out to be a passing monk. My parents are the most hospitable, and they must be very welcoming. Please come in." The little lady opened the door completely and invited everyone in.

As soon as they entered the house, everyone found that there was a cave inside, which was much larger than the outside, with all kinds of facilities, including seven or eight servants.

Tao Tao smelled a faint fragrance, which smelled very good, she couldn't help sniffing a few more, only to feel refreshed.