Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

It is said that after returning to the Dragon Palace, the Lord of the Wansheng Palace did not mention that Tao Tao was the granddaughter of the Taishang Laojun. He only said that Tao Tao was scheming and ran away halfway, and did not dare to confront her in the heaven.

"My lady, don't worry about this anymore, today is our big day, you should be happy." Nine-headed insects didn't care about running away with an unimportant little demon, and comforted: "Young lady, just take care of yourself." Rest, get up tomorrow and dress up properly, waiting to get married."

"What the son-in-law said is true." The Master of the Wansheng Palace smiled, but felt a little uneasy in his heart, fearing that Tao Tao would make trouble again.

In the early morning of the next day, the owner of the Wansheng Palace really got up to dress up. There were two most caring maids beside her, but she didn't know that she had been beaten to death by Monkey King, and Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie had been transformed into their appearance.

"Taozi, Bajie, it's up to you, I'll save Master first." Sun Wukong stuffed the two maids who had been killed into an unoccupied corner, and Sha Wujing turned into a guard to guard there, so that he would not be killed. people found out.

"Brother Monkey, don't worry, I, my brother and sister, will definitely be fine." Zhu Bajie poked Monkey King's chest with his orchid finger, and Monkey King blocked it in disgust.

After the brothers and sisters left, Sun Wukong pretended to patrol, and finally found the place where Tang Seng was detained after a while, but there were two shrimp soldiers and crab generals guarding him, so he couldn't force it.

He thought for a while, then went back to steal a jar of wine, smiled and came to the two little demons and said: "You two brothers have worked hard, this is a good wine specially rewarded by your son-in-law, and I will bring it to you .”

"Is there really such a good thing? The son-in-law ordered us not to drink alcohol." The eyes of the two little demons lit up, and they were almost drooling.

Sun Wukong deliberately lifted the lid, and the aroma of the wine wafted out immediately, and the two little demons even gulped, staring straight into the jar.

"Today is the big day for the son-in-law and the palace lord, and the son-in-law is very kind. If the two brothers don't want to drink, then I will take the wine away." Monkey King put the lid back on as he spoke, and the two little demons rushed to the door. front block.

"What are you talking about, little brother? Why don't we want to drink such good wine? It's just that we go to drink, this monk..."

"Tang Monk, don't worry, the son-in-law told me to take him to the kitchen, and he will be steamed and eaten." Sun Wukong took advantage of the situation and put the wine jar in the hands of a little demon, and said with a smile: "You can drink this wine slowly, Tang Monk I took it first."

"Okay, that's hard work, little brother." The two little demons didn't doubt him, and they couldn't hold the wine jar, and they didn't go to fetch the bowl, and directly poured it into their mouths with their necks up.

Sun Wukong sneered, squeezed the necks of the two monsters with both hands, and knocked them out without even humming.Seeing that the wine jar was about to fall to the ground, he hooked it back with a slight hook with his left foot.Tang Seng was taken aback. He thought he was in danger, but he didn't expect such a reversal.

He stared blankly at Monkey King, and whispered, "Wukong?"

"Hush..." Sun Wukong made a silent gesture towards him, and Tang Seng closed his mouth immediately, but there was a slight smile between his brows and eyes.

Sun Wukong blew one breath to untie the rope on his body, and then blew another breath to turn him into a shrimp spirit: "First offend Master. Today is the happy day for the Nine-Headed Insect and the Master of the Wansheng Palace. You have too many eyes, so you can get out by pretending to be like this."

"No problem, no problem, what about Ba Jie and the others? There is also Tao Zi, I heard they have escaped." Tang Seng asked in a low voice.

"Bajie and Taozi dressed up as maids to deal with the master of the Wansheng Palace. Hmph, this time not only will you be rescued, but the old grandson will also turn this place upside down! Master wait, I will deal with these two monsters Let’s talk again.” Sun Wukong blew out again, and one of the little demons suddenly turned into Tang Seng’s appearance.

Monkey King helped him up and tied him to the pillar, with his head down, worried that he would wake up and reveal his secrets, so Monkey King simply cut off his tongue.The other little demon was directly killed, and carefully dragged to the corner behind Sha Wujing.

"Master, you and Wu Jing stay here first. The guards outside are heavily guarded and it is difficult to go out now. After we kill the Nine-Headed Insect and the old Dragon King, we will go out together." not enough people.

Tang Seng nodded, and as soon as he stood up, he saw two little demons walking by not far away, muttering in their mouths, and heading towards the place where he was bound before.After a while, another person was dragged out, it was the monster turned into Tang Seng, dragged all the way to the kitchen.

Tang Seng suddenly broke out in a layer of cold sweat. If it wasn't for Monkey King's timely rescue, he would be the one who was dragged down to be steamed and eaten right now!

At the same time, Tao Tao and Zhu Bajie also successfully dressed up the master of the Wansheng Palace.

Even though Zhu Bajie is a big man, he is even more skilled at combing women's hair than Tao Tao. His hands are light and soft, and his posture is elegant, which surprised the owner of Wansheng Palace.

"Xiaoyun's technique has improved a lot today." The Master of Wansheng Palace stared at the bronze mirror for a moment, saw the three thousand black hair being pulled up little by little, and smiled happily.

Zhu Bajie smiled and said, "Because today is the palace lord's big day, so of course it must be combed carefully and beautifully."

One sentence made the owner of the Halloween Palace giggle.

Zhu Bajie told a maid holding a pearl hairpin behind him, "Give me the Feifeng hairpin."

The maid responded, and picked out the shining golden phoenix hairpin from the tray, but when it was handed over to Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie flinched on purpose, and the phoenix hairpin fell to the ground immediately, breaking the tail of the phoenix shape.

"Ah, it broke!" Zhu Bajie exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"Snapped!"

"How did you do it? You dared to break the palace lord's favorite Feifeng hairpin, what is your intention!" Tao Tao stepped forward and slapped the maid on the face, and the maid was in pain Dazed again, he fell to his knees and begged for mercy.

"Palace Master, please forgive me, the little one didn't do it on purpose, the little one has already been handed over to Sister Xiaoyun..."

Zhu Bajie put his hands on his hips and said angrily: "What do you mean? You mean I broke the Palace Master's Feifeng hairpin?"

"The little ones don't dare, the little ones don't dare, I beg the palace lord to spare your life... woo woo..." The maid wept bitterly with a slap on her face, her body trembling like chaff, and the tray couldn't hold it anymore.

Tao Tao saw the opportunity and took the tray from her, and carried it by herself.

The Master of Wansheng Palace frowned slightly and said, "Drag him out and beat him to death."

Immediately, two guards rushed in and dragged the maid out. The maid cried hoarsely, which made the other two maids in the room tremble.

"It's such a pity for this flying phoenix hairpin." Tao Tao picked up the pearl hairpin, rolled her eyes, looked at the other two maids and said, "Take this out and repair it, see if it can be fixed."

"Yes!" The two maids fled quickly, holding Feifeng hairpins in both hands as if they were being pardoned.

So Zhu Bajie continued to comb the hair of the master of the Wansheng Palace, Tao Tao deliberately closed the door, and smiled at Zhu Bajie.Finally, all the people in the house were sent out.

"Palace Master, drink some water." Tao Tao put down the tray, poured a glass of water and brought it to the Master of Wansheng Palace.

Only then did the owner of the Wansheng Palace look away from the mirror, took a sip from the water glass, and before she could swallow, Tao Tao suddenly covered her mouth, and Zhu Bajie pierced the back of her neck with a hairpin at the same time!

"Hmm..." The Master of the Wansheng Palace stared at Tao Tao with wide eyes in disbelief, but couldn't make a sound when he wanted to scream.

She tried to resist with both hands, but one arm was broken instantly by Zhu Bajie, and the other arm was firmly held down by Tao Tao, unable to even move.

Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to pull out the hairpin and stab it a few times, blood flowed from the neck of the Master of the Wansheng Palace, the pupils in the eyes gradually dilated, and soon he lost his breath.

"Dead, are you dead?" Tao Tao wiped off her cold sweat, this was the first time she killed someone face to face, she was nervous and afraid, if it wasn't for Zhu Bajie, she would definitely not be able to do it.

"It should be dead. But in order to prevent her from feigning death, the old pig will give her another shot." Then he turned the Master of the Wansheng Palace over and pierced it from the chest for the last time. This time, he couldn't die any more.

Zhu Bajie let out a contented "Pooh": "Dare to kidnap my sister and see how the old pig will deal with you. What about the adopted daughter of the Queen Mother? I still don't believe that she will deal with my old pig for a bad woman like you."

As he said that, he swiftly stuffed the person under the bed, and made the bed sheet long until it fell to the ground, completely covering the bottom.

"Brother, hurry up." Tao Tao kept paying attention to the movement outside, and when she heard footsteps, she urged her.

Zhu Bajie transformed into the master of the Wansheng Palace, and the two hurriedly helped him put on the wedding robe, and just as he sat down in front of the bronze mirror, there was a knock on the door.

Tao Tao went to open the door and found that it was the old dragon woman, the mother of the owner of the Wansheng Palace.

"Daughter, why haven't you combed your hair well for a long time? Tang Monk is already steaming. The wedding banquet will start soon. Don't miss the time of worship." The old dragon lady helped Zhu Bajie up and looked him up and down. At a glance, I am very dissatisfied. "Daughter is dressed like this, she is really charming."

"Mother, don't worry, isn't it just that the hair is not combed? It will be finished in a quarter of an hour." Zhu Bajie wanted to send the old dragon lady away with a few words, but the old dragon lady refused to leave and insisted on sitting here and watching her grooming.

"Why is there only one maid in your room? There are four more?" The old dragon woman was sitting by the bed, and the nervousness of both of them raised their throats.

Zhu Bajie said displeasedly: "Those maids are not good, they even broke my Feifengchai just now. Hmph, I beat one to death, and the other two were driven out to repair Feifengchai."

"Well, they are all clumsy girls. I will pick some more useful ones for you in two days." The old dragon woman was very dissatisfied. How could she break her hairpin on her daughter's big day?Really unlucky.

"Mother, why do you have to choose after two days? You choose for your daughter now." Zhu Bajie finally found a chance to dismiss her, and pouted coquettishly.

Tao Tao had black lines on her face, she would never admit that the person in front of her was her brother!

"Okay, okay, mother is going to choose for you now, so you have to hurry up, there is only a quarter of an hour left to worship." The old dragon woman urged again when she left, and finally left.

Zhu Bajie hastily removed the remaining strands of hair, and Tao Tao fetched a phoenix crown for him to wear, and finally put on the red hijab.

"Brother, is it heavy? Don't you feel awkward like this?" Tao Tao scratched her head and felt it when she took it out. The phoenix crown weighs at least four or five catties. Wearing it on her head would crush her head, right?

"What do you know? The old pig wished that it was heavier. Later, when he worships, he will press the phoenix crown on the head of the nine-headed worm, so that he can't lift his head up." Zhu Bajie smirked, and Tao Tao couldn't help but laugh.

It took another half a stick of incense to dawdle, when there was a sudden "please bride" from outside.

Zhu Bajie immediately straightened his chest, put one hand on Tao Tao's hand lightly, and walked towards the door with light lotus steps.That appearance, quite a bit like a noble concubine going on tour, made Tao Tao feel ashamed.

Monsters don't like firecrackers, so they used suona and gongs and drums instead. As soon as they went out, the sound of suona suddenly shook the sky, making the water above the river tremble.

Nine-Headed Insect also wore a bright red wedding dress, with a big red flower tied on his chest, and walked forward with a smile on his face.As soon as he stretched out his arms, he hugged Zhu Bajie horizontally.

"Wow..." Zhu Bajie almost cursed, "Damn!", and then covered his mouth with a silk handkerchief, "Oh hehehe" he laughed.

The corners of Tao Tao's mouth twitched, thinking that brother's concentration is really good, for this task, his sacrifice is really too great.

"Miss, do you like me hugging you like this?" Nine-Headed Insect laughed when he heard her laughter.

Zhu Bajie said coquettishly: "I hate it~ so many people are watching, I feel so embarrassed by you. It's better to cover your face, otherwise how will people see people in the future?"

"Hey, they are only envious, envious of our good relationship." Nine-Headed Insect laughed, and suddenly sniffed again, admiring: "My lady smells so good, what kind of powder are you using today?"

"I used a lot of powder today, I will tell you slowly later in the evening."

"Very good, my lady will tell me well tonight." Nine-Headed Insect was overjoyed, feeling that today's lady is so understanding that he couldn't control her teasing.

Finally arrived at the main hall, Nine-Headed Insect put Zhu Bajie down.Wansheng Dragon King and Luang Po have already sat down, and they are all smiling when they see them coming, just waiting for them to worship.

As soon as the sound of gongs, drums and suona stopped, the singing officer shouted loudly: "The bride and groom are already in place, let's start worshiping the hall! Let's worship the heavens and the earth!"

Nine-Headed Insect pulled Zhu Bajie to turn around, and they both knelt down and worshiped the heaven and the earth.

Sun Wukong hid in the corner and was overjoyed. This idiot was addicted to playing, and he really went to worship with the monster.

Tao Tao also hid in the corner, but she stroked her forehead with her hands. Although she admired her brother's courage and courage, she somehow didn't want to admit that this was her brother.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

This time Nine-Headed Insect took Zhu Bajie to worship Wansheng Dragon King and Long Po again.

Wansheng Dragon King smiled and said: "Okay, okay!"

"Get up, get up quickly." Long Po was also overjoyed, and slightly bowed to help Zhu Bajie up.

"Bye husband and wife!"

This time, Zhu Bajie walked a little closer on purpose, and waited for the Nine-Headed Insect to lower its head before he knocked down hard!

Hearing a muffled sound of "dong", the phoenix crown weighing four to five catties immediately hit the back of the Nine-Headed Insect's head. The Nine-Headed Insect's skin is thick and fleshy, but the back of the head has never been practiced, and the pain was so painful that he almost cried out speak out.

Pig Bajie was still exerting all his strength, and Nine-Headed Insect was knocked so hard that he couldn't even lift his head up, but his head was getting lower and lower.

"Pfft..." Tao Tao couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing. Fortunately, she stood far away and didn't attract anyone's attention.

"Miss, you hit the back of my husband's head, quickly raise your head." Nine-Headed Insect was embarrassed to ask for help, so he could only urge Zhu Bajie in a low voice.

Zhu Bajie groaned and said, "My son-in-law, this phoenix crown is too heavy, I can't even lift my head up, what should I do?"

While speaking, they pressed down, and everyone saw that the heads of the bride and groom were getting lower and lower, almost reaching their knees.

The Dragon King of Wansheng and the old dragon woman looked at each other, they both looked puzzled, why can't these two people worship each other?

"Suck..." Nine-Headed Insect was so crushed that the back of his head ached, and he finally couldn't bear to take a breath. At this time, he didn't care about any etiquette, so he stretched out his hands to break off the phoenix crown on the back of his head. , directly took off the phoenix crown from Zhu Bajie's head, and the red hijab also fell off.

"What are you doing? Son-in-law, what are you doing?" The old dragon mother-in-law frowned slightly, thinking to herself that she was too impatient, why did she just take off the bride's hijab during the hall visit?

She hurried up to snatch the phoenix crown and the red hijab, and put them on Zhu Bajie's head, but it still made the guests laugh.

Nine-Headed Insect rubbed the back of his head and said with a smile: "It's because I have a deep relationship with the lady, so this prostration took a little longer. Father, mother, this prostration is over, shouldn't it be time for the feast? "

"Banquet, banquet." Wansheng Dragon King announced with a smile, leading everyone into the table.

The Wansheng Dragon King is just a small dragon in a river, and the guests invited are not of high status, so they sat down next to each other with him as the head.

If it was an ordinary family, the bride would have to enter the bridal chamber first and wait, but the owner of the Wansheng Palace had a high status, so she was unwilling to go to the bridal chamber, and no one dared to urge her.

Zhu Bajie grabbed Nine-Headed Insect's skirt and sat down at the table. Nine-Headed Insect lifted his red hijab to the phoenix crown, and when he saw his stunning face, he was so happy that he even held his chopsticks upside down.

"Husband, you are holding the chopsticks upside down." Zhu Bajie smiled shyly and offered to help him turn the chopsticks upside down.

"Thank you, lady." Nine-Headed Insect was so happy that his saliva almost flowed out.

When everyone saw it, they also praised the two for their love and love, and the Dragon King of Wansheng and the old dragon woman were even more delighted from ear to ear.

The Halloween Dragon King announced the opening of the banquet, and immediately, one after another delicious food was brought up, and the table was quickly filled.

Zhu Bajie didn't eat a single chopstick, and kept pouring wine for Nine-Headed Insect. Nine-Headed Insect drank one cup after another unknowingly, and his eyes were doubled.

Taking another drink from Zhu Bajie's hand, he suddenly stood up and asked loudly: "By the way, where's the steamed Tang's monk's meat? Serve it quickly after steaming. I want to eat Tang's monk's meat with my wife!"

"Yes, quickly serve Tang Monk Meat!" Wansheng Dragon King hurriedly ordered.

For a while, all the guests were overjoyed. They didn't expect to eat Tang's monk meat after drinking wine. It is said that one bite can make them live forever!

I saw four little demons walking over carrying a huge steamer. As soon as the steamer was opened, a gust of hot air rushed to my face. Who was the person who was steamed inside, not Tang Seng?