Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Monkey King No. [-] made up his sword and said: "This mean Taoist nun is related to Honghaier, she must be the sister of Iron Fan Immortal. She has a grudge against us and knows that we are going to pass by the Flame Mountain, so she came here to complain in advance, right?"

"Stinky hozen, try calling a mean Taoist nun again! See if I don't tear your mouth!" Ruyi was furious. She hated people saying that she looked mean. Back then, it was because someone said she was Ke Fuming, which caused 27 She couldn't even get married, so she became a Taoist nun in a fit of anger.

After becoming a Taoist nun, by chance, she got supernatural powers, not only proficient in spells, but also made herself younger, but she couldn't change her mean face.

This word has become a knot in her heart.

Now being repeatedly scolded by two Monkey Kings, how can she bear her bad temper?As soon as the Buddha dust flicked, he was about to start.

"Miss Ruyi, don't listen to their nonsense, in fact, you are not mean at all, you are so beautiful!" Tao Tao pushed the two Monkey Kings aside with one hand, and complimented with a smile.

"Shut up, you little fairy, you have no place to speak here!" The veins on Ruyi's forehead were throbbing, don't think she couldn't tell that the little fairy was mocking her.

Tian Xie said angrily: "Who are you scolding, you stinking bull? No one is allowed to say that you are so mean? I have long disliked you. If it wasn't for His Majesty's sake, I would tolerate you staying in Xiliang Kingdom? It's really haunting, I can still meet you after leaving Xiliang country."

Ruyi took a deep breath and almost fainted, when another person came out of the cave.It was a beautiful woman in her early thirties, with cloudy temples and phoenix hairpins, her whole body exuded nobility and dignity, but there was a sharp look between her brows, and she knew it was not easy to provoke.

It is Princess Iron Fan.

Princess Iron Fan patted Ruyi on the shoulder, and Ruyi calmed down.She was also dazzled by the two Monkey Kings, and almost missed the business.

Tao Tao and the others ignored Ruyi when they saw the Lord came out. Tao Tao took a step forward and said politely: "Madam is the Iron Fan Immortal, right? Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. She is really the most dignified and decent person I have ever seen." Beautiful!"

"Heh... You little fairy has a sweet mouth, but this trick is useless to me. What are you doing here? Talk if you have something to say, and get out if you have nothing to say." Princess Iron Fan raised her head slightly, showing her beautiful and fair skin There was a bit of arrogance on his neck.

Tian Xie couldn't bear it, someone was putting on airs in front of her, what the hell?

But Tao Tao blocked her with one hand, so she didn't have a seizure.

"Daxian, it's like this. Our teacher and apprentice passed by the Flame Mountain and were blocked by the raging fire. I heard from the villagers that only your precious banana fan, Daxian, can extinguish the flames, so I want to ask Daxian to borrow your fan. Don't worry, Daxian. Naturally, we will not borrow in vain, and are willing to exchange for an elixir refined by the Supreme Lord."

As Tao Tao said, she took out a small bottle from the space, uncovered the bottle cap, and really poured out a round green pill.As soon as the elixir is poured out, it exudes a tempting fragrance, and it is refreshing to smell it!

Princess Iron Fan's eyes lit up, and Ruyi's eyes also ignited with a flame of longing. The elixir refined by the Taishang Laojun can only be enjoyed by the gods in the sky!

Princess Iron Fan stared at it for a long time before forcing herself to look back, pretending not to care and asking, "How do you prove that this elixir was made by the Supreme Lord? What if you trick me with a fake thing?"

"I'm not afraid of the princess' jokes when I say it. It's just the granddaughter of the Taishang Laojun. This elixir is called Yangyan Pill. It's a gift from him. The princess mainly doesn't believe me, so I can prove it on the spot." Tao Tao This time it was a waste of money. In order to borrow the plantain fan, I even took out the elixir.

There is no way, who made his group have a deep grudge with others?

"How do you want to prove it?" Princess Iron Fan actually believed it three-points. Her righteous sister Ruyi can also make alchemy, but the elixir she made is a thousand miles away from this one.

Tao Tao said: "Yangyan Pill is specially designed to improve the appearance. Taking one pill can make you look younger. Madam, if you don't believe me, I still have half a pill here. You can find someone to try it."

She took out the remaining half of the one that was given to Queen Chechi. Princess Iron Fan was even more tempted when she saw that she had more than one.

Ruyi took the initiative to step forward and said, "Sister, why don't you let my sister try."

"How did this happen? What if it's a poisonous medicine?" Princess Iron Fan was a little unhappy, this Ruyi was really short-sighted, as soon as she got something good, she showed her true nature.

"My younger sister is willing to pay for her." How can Ruyi not hear Princess Iron Fan's displeasure, but what is in front of her is an elixir, so what if she offends Princess Iron Fan in order to get the elixir?

Princess Iron Fan said coldly: "I don't think there is any need to try this pill, little fairy, I believe what you said. If you give me this one and a half, I will lend you the fan."

"Sister, didn't you agree..." Ruyi became impatient, and secretly scolded Princess Iron Fan for being stupid. Did she agree to borrow a knife to kill someone?

This stupid woman was bought so easily and forgot about her son?

Tao Tao and the others were surprised that Princess Iron Fan agreed so easily?But the opportunity cannot be missed, Tao Tao is worried that Princess Iron Fan will repent, so she really gave Princess Iron Fan all the half-elixir.

"Princess, you are really knowledgeable, you have a lot of adults! I guarantee with my life that this elixir is absolutely real!" Tao Tao smiled and stretched out her hand after assuring, "Can you lend me that fan?"

Princess Iron Fan put away the elixir, and couldn't help showing a strange smile: "You are really a liar, you believe everything I say?"

Her smile suddenly turned dark: "You have prevented my son from becoming a great king, and prevented our mother and son from seeing each other. You think you can bribe me so easily?! You also want to borrow a fan, and I will send you to the west directly!"

As he spoke, he took out a green thing several inches long from his mouth.

Monkey King No. [-] was furious and cursed: "You really don't know good and bad, you wicked woman! If you don't borrow it, you don't borrow it. Why did you cheat Tao Zi's elixir?"

Monkey King No. [-] said angrily: "What are you talking about so much to her? Kill her and grab the fan and the elixir!"

The two Monkey Kings sacrificed two golden cudgels, and it was too late and then it was too late. The moment they started, Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan grew to a length of one foot and two feet.

The fan slammed fiercely, and an evil wind swept over in an instant!

Tao Tao had a bad idea secretly, she never thought that Princess Iron Fan would be so insidious and ruthless, not only did she lie to her about the elixir, but she also took the initiative to attack.

There was no time to dodge or resist, her body was easily blown several miles away like a fallen leaf.

The two Monkey Kings did not expect the power of the plantain fan to be so powerful that even the power of the golden cudgel could be blown away, and there was no resistance at all.

It can be said that Tian Xie suffered a catastrophe, and was blown away by a fan even though he didn't do anything.However, her reaction was also quite fast. The moment she flew out, she grabbed a Monkey King and disappeared into the sky together.

Tao Tao didn't know how long she had been floating, she was in a daze, it is said that ordinary people would float [-] miles if they were slapped, a goblin like her would have to float at least [-] to [-] miles, right?

Floating, she passed out, and when she regained consciousness, she heard a familiar voice in her ear: "Taozi, Taozi, wake up..."

It's Brother Monkey's voice!

Tao Tao tried her best to open her eyes, and Brother Hou's magnified handsome face suddenly came into view.His eyes were full of concern, as they had been many times before, full of tenderness.

A voice from the bottom of her heart told her that this monkey brother is real!

With the support of Monkey King No. [-], she sat up and looked around, but she didn't see another Monkey King and Tian Xie.The surroundings were gray, and it was unknown where they had drifted to.

"Brother Monkey, where are we? Where are the other two?"

Sun Wukong No. [-]'s cheeks were a little red, Tao Tao was a little strange at first, but following his gaze, she suddenly exclaimed: Her clothes were torn into pieces by the wind, and she was almost naked!

She got up in a hurry and hid behind a big tree, Mommy, after being in a coma for so long, did Brother Monkey see everything?

"Don't worry, Tao Zi, the old grandson is a decent person, and he definitely didn't give it a second look." But Sun Wukong No. [-] also explained something, which was simply trying to cover up.

Tao Tao took a deep breath, quickly took out a new set of clothes from the space and changed into it, she didn't know how to face Brother Monkey.

"We seem to be separated from those two goblins. That's fine. It's not pleasing to look at them. Taozi, do you believe that I am the real Monkey King?"

"I believe it." Tao Tao replied casually, after finishing her clothes, she began to do her hair again.

Monkey King No. [-] said unhappily: "There is no sincerity at all, I think you are just perfunctory me."

Tao Tao finally took care of everything, and then she got out from behind the tree, fixedly stared at Monkey King No. [-] and said, "Brother Monkey, I really believe in you. If you are a fake, maybe you already have evil thoughts in your heart." I was killed, or..."

She was embarrassed to continue talking, but Sun Wukong No. [-] understood and couldn't help but turn cold: "If that monster dares to do anything to you, Lao Sun will definitely not spare him!"

"Yeah!" Tao Tao laughed, and looked at the surroundings, and there were yellow puffs everywhere: "Where is this place? I don't know how far we have drifted, but the plantain fan is really powerful."

"It's really hard to deal with such a baby. Let's walk around first and see if we can meet anyone." Sun Wukong No. [-] naturally took her hand. Tao Tao was a little nervous, but she didn't refuse.

Brother Hou's hands are wide and warm, holding him feels safe, and Tao Tao couldn't help but smile.

Besides, Tian Xie caught Monkey King No. [-] with a quick grab, and the two of them were also erratic, drifting further and further apart from Tao Tao.When it finally stopped, the other two had long since disappeared.

Seeing Sun Wukong No. [-] being held tightly by her, Tian Xie was immediately happy, no matter whether this Monkey King was the one she liked or not, it was her who caught it anyway!

"Scorpion spirit, what do you want to do? Let go of Lao Sun, or Lao Sun will beat you to death! Go away, go away, and want to take off my clothes? You have no shame, you goblin..." Monkey King came to his senses after number one. He lost the opportunity and was actually restrained by Tian Xie.

Tian Xie grabbed his collar with one hand and said with a smile: "Sun Wukong, you hide, I'll see where you can hide. Just in time, now that there are only you and me, and we are in a no-man's land, my mother will first I've dealt with you, let's see how you dare to hide in the future!"

Monkey King No. [-] was startled, and scolded without hesitation: "You goblin is so shameless, you can say such a thing? Old Sun is a person who is dedicated to Buddha, and he will never approach women. Don't even think about it..."

"Chi la..." There was a sound of cloth being torn, Sun Wukong No. [-]'s chest felt cold, and Tian Xie actually tore his clothes.

Monkey King No. [-] suddenly raised his voice, and roared humiliatingly: "Shameless goblin, even if you get Lao Sun's body, you will definitely not get Lao Sun's heart!"

"Hahahaha...Why did the Great Sage say that?" A hearty laugh suddenly came from behind, Monkey King No. [-] and Tian Xie stopped their movements and looked at the man.

Only then did I realize that the person who came was a Bodhisattva, with a string of Buddhist beads hanging on his left hand, smiling all over his face, it was Lingji Bodhisattva.

Bodhisattva Lingji saw the appearance of the two of them, smiled and shook his head and said, "The great sage is really in a good mood, instead of accompanying Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures, he ran to my little Mount Sumeru with the demon girl to do this kind of sex."

"Lingji Bodhisattva, save me! This goblin is shameless and wants to force my grandson!" Sun Wukong No. [-] saw the savior, and immediately complained. "Bodhisattva, don't make fun of me. I'm dedicated to helping Master, and I don't want to get involved with such men and women."

Tian Xie was also embarrassed to continue, and finally let go of Monkey King No. [-], stood up, straightened her skirt, and stared straight at Lingji Bodhisattva.

Lingji Bodhisattva laughed and said, "Since you were accompanying Tang Monk to learn scriptures, why did you come to me again?"

Sun Wukong No. [-] explained: "The Bodhisattva doesn't know something. I escorted Monk Tang to the Flame Mountain, but the Flame Mountain has a raging fire for eight hundred miles. It can only be extinguished by the Iron Fan Immortal's plantain fan. However, the Iron Fan Immortal is too vicious. , didn’t make sense at all, and fanned me and this goblin here.”

"I see. This Iron Fan Fairy is also known as Rakshasa Girl and Princess Iron Fan. Her plantain fan is a treasure naturally formed between heaven and earth since the creation of chaos. One fan can spread [-] miles. It is also a great saint. Because of the deepness, it fell to my little Mount Sumeru, but it is also fifty thousand miles away."

Bodhisattva Lingji took out a round bead from his pocket as he spoke. The bead exuded a soft luster, and it was not ordinary at first glance.

"It's also a coincidence that the Great Sage came here. I have a Wind Stabilizing Pill here. Wear it on your body to stabilize the wind. She will never want to slap you away in the future."

"The Bodhisattva has such a treasure in his hands, so the old grandson will accept it with a smile." Monkey King No. [-] took the Fengfeng Pill, overjoyed.

Tian Xie curled his lips, he didn't know if this Monkey King was real or not, and this Bodhisattva was really careless, so he just gave out the beads.

Sun Wukong No. [-] didn't wait too long, and said goodbye when he got the baby. Bodhisattva Lingji looked at the back of the two leaving and smiled meaningfully.

Sun Wukong No. [-] and Tian Xie had left for less than half an hour, and Sun Wukong No. [-] and Tao Tao also came over.It turned out that the two of them had drifted a little further, and returned along the original road, and arrived at the Little Sumeru Mountain of Lingji Bodhisattva.

Sun Wukong No. [-] saw the inscription of Little Sumeru Mountain on the boundary marker, and couldn't help but feel joyful: "It turns out that we have arrived at Little Sumeru Mountain, so we finally know our location."

"Little Mount Sumeru? Isn't that the residence of Bodhisattva Lingji?" Tao Tao also had a happy expression on her face, thinking that no matter how much she changed, some things still couldn't be changed.

"That's right." Sun Wukong looked around. The forest was so big that he couldn't see the end, so he shouted loudly: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva Lingji! It's the old grandson, where are you? Come out quickly." !"

"Great Sage? Why are you back again? But did you meet a Rakshasa girl again?" Lingji Bodhisattva arrived in an instant, and Tao Tao felt a golden light flash in front of her eyes, and the legendary Lingji Bodhisattva gradually revealed her figure with a majestic look. Solemn.

Monkey King No. [-] asked curiously: "Old Sun just came here, how come you are here again? Bodhisattva, how did you know that we met the Rakshasa girl?"

Lingji Bodhisattva looked at Monkey King No. [-], then at Tao Tao, and said with a broken smile, "Don't joke with me, the Great Sage. It's just that I just found out that the Great Sage is so half-hearted."

"What do you mean, Bodhisattva? Why is this old grandson half-hearted? Old grandson never jokes!" Sun Wukong No. [-] was a little annoyed. Why did this Bodhisattva keep saying things he couldn't understand?

"The Great Sage came here half an hour ago, and he was doing that kind of sex with a pretty little elf. I didn't expect to come back half an hour later, and brought another little elf." Lingji Bodhisattva shook his head and laughed: "Isn't the Great Sage half-hearted?"

"Brother Monkey, what he's talking about may be another Monkey King and Tian Xie." Tao Tao suddenly had a bad premonition, this Bodhisattva would give the False Wind Bead to that fake Wukong, right?

Sun Wukong No. [-] suddenly realized, and taunted: "So you can't tell the truth from the bodhisattva! That monster took my appearance and followed us all the way from Xiliang Kingdom. In the end, we were all slapped away by the Iron Fan Immortal. He must have ended up in the end." Recently, I have come to you Bodhisattva first."

"Oh? That turned out to be a fake great sage? But I see his words, deeds, and appearance are no different from you, the great sage." Lingji Bodhisattva stared blankly at Monkey King No. [-], as if to see if he was joking.Seeing Sun Wukong No. [-]'s serious expression, he lost his voice and said: "It's broken, I gave him the Fengfeng Dan, which can stabilize the wind, so the Rakshasa girl can't blow you away."

Sun Wukong No. [-] frowned and said solemnly: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, why are you so reckless? If the monster got the Wind-fixing Pill, if he really took away the plantain fan, what should we do if we hide it from now on? Taozi, let's go!"

"Great Sage, be careful all the way." Lingji Bodhisattva was also filled with guilt.

Monkey King No. [-] summoned Somersault Cloud and increased his speed to the extreme, but he still failed to catch up with Monkey King No. [-] and Tian Xie.

Tao Tao comforted: "Brother Monkey, you don't have to worry too much. I don't think Princess Iron Fan is easy to deal with. Even if Brother Monkey catches Princess Iron Fan, the other party may not give him a real fan."

What Tao Tao is really worried about is that if Brother Zhenhou doesn't have the Dingfeng Pill, if he faces Princess Iron Fan again, he will have no chance of winning.