Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The two Monkey Kings looked at each other in distaste, and each raised their heads and said, "Who wants to go to learn scriptures with this monster?"

Zhu Bajie was not very happy either. In the past, he only needed to be wary of one monkey. Wouldn't it be necessary to be wary of two monkeys in the future?

"I think Xiaobailong's suggestion is good." Tao Tao had another opinion. Seeing everyone's questioning eyes, she explained with a smile: "The real monkey brother's goal is to protect Master to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, but the fake one must Without this patience, in this way, you will soon know which one is fake."

"I agree with Taozi's statement." Sha Wujing also stood up and analyzed: "And if that fake person is very patient, he is protecting Master all the time, and it will not do us any harm."

"Lao Sha, what you said seems quite reasonable. If that's the case, I don't object." Zhu Bajie has his own ideas, hehe, two stinky monkeys protect Master, won't he be more relaxed in the future?

Tang Seng heard several disciples say this, so naturally he had no reason to object.

The two Monkey Kings looked at each other again, and it was assumed that they agreed.

Tian Xie opened his eyes wide, and said in a daze, "Hey, why did you guys decide like this? What about me? Which one is my Monkey King?"

"You don't know yourself, how do we know? Get out of here quickly, you monster, or you will be beaten to death by two monkey brothers one day." It's fine to leave one stinky monkey, but another one must be left behind. Only monsters?Zhu Bajie disagrees.

"I won't get out! Why do you, a dead pig, drive me away? I still want to go to learn scriptures with you!" Tian Xie was furious, and with his hips on his hips, he announced loudly: "I haven't been able to tell which Monkey King is me for a day! Yes, I will not leave for a day!"

Zhu Bajie wanted to argue a few more words, but was held back by Sha Wujing. Sha Wujing smiled and said, "Our scripture learning team is getting bigger and bigger. As long as we don't disagree with Master, we welcome everyone."

Tang Seng agreed, the more people who worship Buddha, the happier he will be.

They were happy, but one was very unhappy.Ruyi originally thought that at least one of the two Monkey Kings would be killed or maimed, but she didn't expect it to be resolved peacefully in the end. How could this make her feel uncomfortable?

Her dreams were all in vain, she couldn't bear it, now that the scripture learning team is getting bigger and bigger, she definitely can't deal with this group of people by herself, she has to find a helper.

Then I thought that if I left Xiliang country in the west, I would step into the border of the Flame Mountain. The Flame Mountain stretched for eight hundred miles. Every year, I had to rely on the Rakshasa girl's plantain fan to extinguish the flames, so that we could sow seeds and grow crops.

Ruyi sneered triumphantly, the Rakshasa girl is the mother of the red boy, and she already had a rift with these people, if she provokes her like that again, she is not afraid that the Rakshasa girl will not stand by her!Coupled with the powerful Bull Demon King, he will definitely be able to kill Monkey King on the Flame Mountain!

Thinking of this, she said: "Your Majesty, my sister is seriously injured and needs to recuperate for one to two months. I may not be able to share your majesty's worries in the next time."

Ruqian was also very sympathetic to her, and replied: "Yemei is injured, so go back to the temple and have a good rest, and it won't be too late to help me share my worries when the injury recovers."

Ruyi smiled and retreated, returned to Ruyi Temple and only gave a few instructions to the Taoist boys, then hurriedly left the imperial city and headed towards Cuiyun Mountain in the southwest.

Here Monkey King and others are still helping to build the palace, while Ruyi has already arrived at the Banana Cave and met Princess Iron Fan.

As for Princess Iron Fan, she has cultivated for many years and has developed a whole body of skills.Coupled with the help of the plantain fan, many big monsters are frightened and dare not provoke them.Back then, Ruyi took the initiative to curry favor with Princess Iron Fan, and the two became sisters.

Ruyi is mean-spirited and misogynistic, while Princess Iron Fan has a strong temper and can't rub the sand in her eyes. The two can be said to have similar tastes.

Therefore, after hearing Ruyi's embellished words, how can Princess Iron Fan not believe it?Immediately rise up with the enemy.

"There is such a thing? Huh, this Monkey King is really deceiving people! Not to mention hurting my children, and even hurting my righteous sister, I'll see how they get over the Flame Mountain!" Princess Iron Fan seemed to be old, so Became a sister.

It is only natural for the elder sister to protect the younger sister.

Ruyi continued to instigate: "They thought that Huoyanshan could only ask sister for a plantain fan. Sister, we must not let go of this great opportunity. Whether we can avenge Red Boy is all about it."

"Little sister, what you said is reasonable, but you said just now that there are two Monkey Kings, I'm afraid I can't deal with it alone." Princess Iron Fan was also a little worried. Although she was arrogant, she was not without brains.

"My sister can't deal with it and I have a younger sister." Ruyi reassured: "Besides, don't you have a brother-in-law? My brother-in-law is known as the king of strength. I heard that he was sworn brother with Monkey King back then, and his ability must be no less than that of Monkey King. By the way, Why didn't you see your brother-in-law?"

Speaking of this, Princess Iron Fan was immediately angry and worried, and the air pressure in the entire Basho Cave dropped a lot.

Ruyi was taken aback, and asked cautiously, "Did something happen to brother-in-law?"

"Hmph! What could happen to that dead black cow? Sister, you don't know, that dead black cow raised a little slut outside! It's been a long time since I came here, I'm afraid I've been forgotten Right! Can you still expect him to avenge the red boy?" Princess Iron Fan's eyes turned red as she said that, both aggrieved and sad.

"Why is brother-in-law like this? When you were chasing after sister, you were so courteous and sweet-talked, why are you so playful now?" Ruyi and Princess Iron Fan haven't seen each other for several years, so they don't know about it yet.

She was filled with righteous indignation: "Men are indeed virtuous. Since he has betrayed you, then you should stop thinking about him."

Princess Iron Fan said angrily: "I just can't get angry! That little bitch is a vixen, she calls herself Princess Yumian, hum, she seduces men everywhere because of her looks, and even puts on the dowry to recruit a dead black cow to be her husband. I really don't want it!" Face."

"Such a lowly maid, sister, you don't have to worry about it at all, she is not worthy of washing your feet. If you want me to say, why don't you take this opportunity to borrow a knife to kill someone!" Ruyi's eyes turned cold, and she made a slashing motion with one hand.

"How to kill with a knife?" Princess Iron Fan became interested. She wanted to teach that little vixen a long time ago, but because of her identity, she kept silent.

Ruyi said: "When Sun Wukong and the others come to borrow the plantain fan, why don't we use the plantain fan as a trade. Only when they kill the little vixen will they lend the plantain fan."

Princess Iron Fan said disapprovingly: "Killing that little bitch is a trivial matter, how can I borrow my plantain fan so easily?"

"Sister, it's just a pretext. When they kill the little bitch, we'll reject it straight away. Hmph, if they make noise again, you can fan them to the sky!" Ruyi's malice can be described as extremely vicious, Princess Iron Fan He didn't agree directly, but thought about it carefully.

Besides, Tao Tao and others, with the addition of Monkey King to help build the palace, the speed has increased rapidly.The two Monkey Kings seem to be deliberately competing for strength. One uses magic to restore the roof, and the other uses magic to restore the wall.

With such efficient work, one person equals a hundred workers, and the palace was cleaned up in less than three days, and all the palaces were built.

Ru Qian was overjoyed, and this time he didn't dare to play any more tricks. He stamped the seal on the customs clearance document and sent him out.However, looking at the back of Tao Tao leaving, he was a little reluctant to let go, and he sighed secretly. Not only did he not marry the queen this time, but even the national teacher ran away with him. He really lost his wife and lost his army.

After leaving the city, Zhu Bajie really found out the benefits of having an extra monkey brother. Almost all the work was done by the two stinky monkeys.

Even when Tao Tao cooks three meals a day, someone helps deliver the seasoning.

When Tian Xie ate Tao Tao's delicious food for the first time, his saliva almost fell out, which was quite different from the previous vicious image.After just one meal, she was conquered by Tao Tao, and her interest in Tao Tao seemed to have surpassed that of Monkey King.

"How did you manage to make such delicious food, Taozi? It's even more delicious than Xiliang Kingdom's imperial meal!"

"Peach, how do you get all these seasonings? Why haven't I tried it before?"

"Can Taozi make me sweet and sour pork ribs again? It's so sour and sweet!"

"Peach, you..."

"peach……"

Tao Zi was annoyed to death by her, but she was inexplicably proud of herself, and couldn't help thinking: Alas, cooking food is so good, that's how it is, no matter how powerful monsters can be conquered.Life is really lonely as snow.

Zhu Bajie is probably the happiest about this situation. Arida scorpion is entangled with Taozi, and the two stinky monkeys have no chance.

After leaving Xiliang country for more than ten days, everyone vaguely felt that it was getting hotter and hotter. It was obviously a season of high and refreshing autumn, and it would only get colder every day.This abnormal weather quickly attracted everyone's attention.

It was only then that Tao Tao remembered that the Huoyan Mountain should be in front of her, tsk, it's a bad thing this time.

Because they were taken away by Avalokitesvara, the red boys became benevolent boys. Not long ago, Brother Hou beat Empress Ruyi with a black nose and a swollen face. This grudge is also serious.

But now that there are two monkey brothers, there must be a chance of winning against Princess Iron Fan.

After walking forward for another day, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others really couldn't go on.The air is so hot that you will sweat profusely if you stand still, and it will be really hot to death if you walk down.

Just passing by a village, the two Monkey Kings decided to rest here first, and inquire about the situation by the way.

Tian Xie showed her calf regardless of her image, wearing only a gauze dress, except for the important parts, the other places were half covered.It was still too hot, so I shook the fan vigorously.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help but glanced at her, then slapped her fiercely a few times, and couldn't help but glanced again after a while, feeling his mouth was dry and his nose was about to bleed.

The villagers gathered around to watch, scolding Tian Xie for being coquettish, drooling from watching, and finally being dragged back by his wife by the ear.

"Amitabha, Miss Tianxie, you should be more decent. Even if you are a fairy, since you have transformed into a human, you should understand the etiquette rules in the world. If you don't care about your image, you will cause disaster sooner or later." Even Tang Seng also spoke. , he is not affected, but it seems that Bajie is about to lose control.

"Damn donkey, what I want to wear depends on your face? You stinky men are all virtuous. Pooh, you say I'm indecent, but you think dirty and dirty things in your heart. Just like you To be a monk? To be a perverted monk is nothing more than to learn from it? Don’t teach others badly! If you don’t like the appearance of my old lady’s clothes, get the hell out, who made you stay in this room?”

Tian Xie was already upset by the heat, but when Tang Seng said this, he became very angry.After robbing the words, Tang Seng's face turned red to the base of his neck, and he kept chanting Amitabha Buddha.

Tao Tao couldn't help laughing, the conservative master met his opponent this time.

Tian Xie still wanted to continue, but the two Monkey Kings just walked in one after the other. Seeing Tian Xie like this, they automatically looked away.

Tang Seng seemed to have found the steps, and quickly changed the subject and asked, "Wukong, can you find out the reason?"

The two Monkey Kings sat down next to him, and Monkey King No. [-] said first: "I found out, it turns out that this place is called Huoyan Mountain, and there are boundless flames sixty or seventy miles ahead. This Huoyan Mountain stretches for eight hundred miles."

Not to be outdone, Sun Wukong No. [-] interjected, "Master, it's not easy to think about this mountain. People in the village say that we need to use a treasure called a plantain fan to extinguish the fire fan before we can move forward."

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up: "Banana fan? Doesn't Tao Zi have a banana fan?"

"Brother, my plantain fan can only start a fire, but it can't put it out. What can I do if I fan the fire more and more?" Tao Tao explained, making Zhu Bajie dispel the idea.

Sun Wukong No. [-] asked Zhu Bajie not to interrupt, and continued: "This banana fan is in the hands of a woman named Tie Shanxian, who is also the wife of Lao Hei Niu. I heard that every year the villagers in this area offer countless good things to her. , she will take out the fan and fan it three times. One fan of this treasure is turned off, the second fan is blown, and the third fan is raining. Only when it rains can the nearby villagers grow food and will not starve to death."

Tang Seng nodded slightly, and asked, "Then where is the Iron Fan Immortal now? Can we borrow her fan for a while? It's just that we don't have any bonuses or gifts, so I'm afraid the Immortal won't borrow it."

Sun Wukong No. [-] laughed and said, "Master, why are you worried about this? If she doesn't borrow it, Lao Sun will grab it and just put out the fire in the Flame Mountain."

"Wukong, don't mess around, and treat each other with courtesy." Tang Seng taught, but the two Monkey Kings obviously didn't listen.

Sun Wukong No. 1000 said: "Master and I want to go together, and I am planning to go to Cuiyun Mountain to borrow a plantain fan. Cuiyun Mountain is more than [-] miles away from here. Taozi, Bajie, Wujing and Xiaobailong, you just stay. Come down to take care of the master, and the old grandson will go back."

"You monster still want to borrow a fan? Could it be that you want to snatch someone's fan and escape, so that Master can't get through the Flame Mountain?" Monkey King No. [-] stared at Monkey King No. [-] coldly.

Monkey King No. [-] said angrily: "You are the monster! You monster knows how to treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

"You monsters still dare to be rampant? Old Sun beat you to death first, and then borrow the fan!" Monkey King No. [-] was also angry, and he was going to take out the golden cudgel on the spot.

Sun Wukong No. [-] is not easy to mess with, and he also wants to pull out the golden cudgel.

Tao Tao got up and ran between the two of them to stop him: "Okay, okay, you two monkey brothers have to work together, why didn't you borrow a fan to start a fight? I think I'd better go with you, to save money You two started fighting halfway through."

Tang Seng said approvingly: "Tao Zi, you can go with the two of them."

"Then I'll go too! I really can't stand this shitty place, so I might as well go out and relax." Tian Xie saw that the two Monkey Kings had run away, even Tao Zi, so he naturally didn't want to stay with monks like Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie. together.

Monkey King No. [-] reprimanded: "What are you going to do? Don't make trouble."

But Sun Wukong No. [-] said: "It's fine to go together, I don't feel at ease if you stay here, old grandson."

Tian Xie didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh, but in the end they managed to go on the road together.

Leaving the Flame Mountain, the temperature returned to normal soon, and the two Monkey Kings each drew a somersault cloud, and Tao Tao came up at the same time.

Tao Tao looked at this and then at that, not knowing whose cloud to get on.Tian Xie silently took out his three-pronged steel fork, intending to sweep the two stinky monkeys into the sky.

"Tian Xie, let's play rock-paper-scissors. Whoever wins will go to No. [-], and whoever loses will go to No. [-]." Tao Tao pressed Tian Xie's hand, which prevented a scuffle that was about to happen.

Tian Xie raised her eyebrows, and said proudly: "How troublesome is this? I have always been the only one who chooses men."

As he said that, he flew directly into the somersault cloud of Monkey King No. [-]. Monkey King No. [-] was very unhappy, but with Tianxie's three steel forks in hand, Monkey King No. [-] could only endure silently.

Tao Tao flew onto the somersault cloud of Monkey King No. [-]. She was no stranger to somersault clouds, so she quickly adjusted her stance after getting up, and the two Monkey Kings headed southwest.

The two Monkey Kings seem to be competing for a test, and neither is willing to lag behind. If the one is ahead, the other will catch up.That one passed, and this one went forward desperately, but Tian Xie and Tao Tao suffered so much that they were almost knocked down.

The journey of more than 1000 miles took less than half an hour in an atmosphere where the two were chasing after each other.

When they reached Cuiyun Mountain, Tian Xie and Tao Tao jumped down at the same time, retching a few times.Sitting a somersault cloud, actually sitting dizzy.

"Tao Zi, are you alright?" The two Monkey Kings approached together and asked with concern.

Tao Tao waved her hand, and said with a white face, "I beg you, can you slow down a bit in the future?"

"Is there no one who cares about my old lady?" Tian Xie stomped his feet, brows bristling, wishing he could poke the three steel forks over.

When we arrived at the gate of Banjiao Cave, Monkey King No. [-] went to call for the door. I don't know if he was lucky, but the stone door opened with just a call.

Ruyi walked out with a cold face, her eyes were full of disgust, but there was no surprise on her expression.

"Heh, you guys came quite quickly, and there are quite a lot of people. Both Monkey Kings are here."

"Mean Taoist nun? Why are you here?" Monkey King No. [-] was astonished, and even called out the nickname he had in mind.

Ruyi's face was not just cold, it was so cold that it was so black that water dripped out!