Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Zhu Bajie was betrayed by his sweetheart, and was locked up in the prison for a whole night, feeling extremely upset.At this moment, being yelled at by His Majesty Tianzhu made me feel even more upset.

"What crime does the old pig know? I just wanted to ask Xiaoyu to make it clear. 500 years ago, I was in love with her, so why did she forget that I was looking for a new love? You betrayed me last night, it really hurt the old pig." Heart."

As I was talking, I was about to cry again.

Being hurt by the person you love the most, even the strongest people can't control their emotions.

He looked at Sun Wukong with tears in his eyes, and complained: "Stinky monkey, you lied to me too, didn't you say you wanted to rescue me? Why do you have the heart to let me be locked up for one night?"

"Presumptuous!" His Majesty Tianzhu was shocked and said, "You bastard doesn't know how to repent. Who are you Xiaoyu? That's my princess, how can you let others covet her?"

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Your Majesty, if the old grandson were you, you wouldn't make a big fuss about it. The princess is about to get married. If this matter is widely publicized, it won't do her any good, will it?"

His Majesty Tianzhu stared at Sun Wukong and said, "How dare you threaten me?"

"Old Sun is also for your own good." Sun Wukong said in his heart that if he hadn't promised the real princess, he wouldn't bother to pay attention to these crap things.

This monster must be taken away, and then the real princess must be brought back.

"You, you..." Majesty Tianzhu pointed at Monkey King with his finger, and took it back in a flash of thought.He had to admit that Sun Wukong was right, and it would not be good for his precious daughter to spread the word about it.

Not only can't it be publicized, but it must also shut up those who know it!

Thinking of this, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he shouted: "If anyone dares to spread this matter, I will destroy his nine clans!"

The guards and maids who knew about it were all shocked, and hurriedly knelt down to salute, showing their loyalty.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "That's right. Your Majesty, the princess was just frightened, and nothing happened to Bajie. Do you think this is the case?"

"How can that be? That's my precious daughter. She has been wronged, how can I not vent my anger on her? Monkey King, don't push yourself!"

"Then what does His Majesty want?" Sun Wukong also suppressed his smile.

"Anyone who dares to break into a woman's boudoir in the middle of the night and conspire against others will be killed without mercy!"

"Brother Monkey, save me!" Zhu Bajie panicked when he heard that his head was going to be beheaded.

Sun Wukong reassured: "Don't be afraid, idiot." Then he looked at His Majesty Tianzhu and said, "Your Majesty can beheaded if you want, but don't behead my junior brother, my grandson is willing to take it on his behalf. If you want to beheaded, behead me. "

"Brother Monkey!" Zhu Bajie was astonished and moved. He always felt that the stinky monkey always bullied him and abducted his sister, so he felt somewhat uncomfortable.

Now that he is suffering, Brother Hou is willing to do this, how can he not be shocked or moved?

Even if he had already seen Brother Monkey's methods, he could grow another after cutting off a head, but it was risky after all.

Sun Wukong gave him a wink, telling him not to interrupt, and then asked with a smile: "Your Majesty, I have a fight with Brother Bajie, and I don't want him to suffer, so please allow me to ask Your Majesty."

"Because of your brotherly love and your own request, I will agree to you." Although His Majesty Tianzhu was surprised, the murder was just to get justice for his daughter.As for whether to kill Monkey King or Zhu Bajie, there is not much difference, as long as it can calm down the anger.

"Since that's the case, please ask your Majesty to arrange an executioner. But if the old grandson's head is beheaded, the matter will be written off. Your Majesty will not mention it again."

"I keep my word, how could I do something that would go back on my word?"

So Sun Wukong was pushed out of the Meridian Gate. In order not to magnify the matter, His Majesty Tianzhu also deliberately dismissed irrelevant people. Except for the guards who knew last night, only Tao Tao and others and the executioner were present.

"Brother Monkey, it's too risky to do so. It's actually unnecessary." Tao Tao was worried. In fact, they had already obtained the official documents and could leave at any time. Why should they suffer such grievances?

Sun Wukong comforted: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's only a blink of an eye, if you are afraid, just close your eyes."

"Brother Monkey, I'm not afraid, I'm just worried about you."

"Brother Monkey, it's the old pig who is sorry for you." Zhu Bajie sniffed, if he hadn't gotten into trouble, he wouldn't have hurt Brother Monkey.

"Okay, brother, it's meaningless to talk about it once. You wait here, the old grandson will come when he goes." Monkey King smiled, walked towards the execution ground, and automatically put his head on the wooden pier.

"Hurry up if you want to cut it down, the old grandson has things to do later."

His Majesty Tianzhu frowned, thinking to himself that Sun Wukong was really brazen, he died after his head was chopped off, what else could he do?

The executioner thought he was provocative, so he raised the machete over his head and slashed hard on his neck.

Seeing that Sun Wukong's head rolled away for a long time, but not a single drop of blood flowed from his neck, everyone couldn't help but wonder.

Zhu Bajie blocked Tao Tao's eyes with his sleeve, but he stared straight at Monkey King, with his heart in his throat.

Tang Monk recited Amitabha silently, Sha Wujing clenched his fists tightly, and His Majesty Tianzhu let out a bad breath and was about to walk away.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong stood up suddenly, waved his hands towards his head, and the head flew up suddenly, and landed firmly on his neck.

It didn't take a while, and it was firmly connected, as if it hadn't been cut, not even a small scar.

"Ah... monster, monster..." His Majesty Tianzhu was so frightened that he fell to the ground all of a sudden, with frightened eyes, he yelled loudly.

All the guards and executioners also had wide eyes and white complexions, as if they had seen a prehistoric beast.

Sun Wukong straightened his head. Seeing them like this, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Old Sun has three heads and six arms, what's the point of cutting off his head? Although he was a monkey monster before, he has long since corrected his evil ways. Don't worry, don't worry, he won't hurt you."

He was going to help His Majesty Tianzhu, but His Majesty Tianzhu was so terrified that he crawled away with his hands, and shouted in fear while crawling: "Don't come...don't come..."

"Old Sun can't go there. Now that Lao Sun's head has been chopped off, can this matter just end like this?" Sun Wukong asked with his arms folded in a funny way.

Tang Seng couldn't bear it, and took the initiative to help His Majesty Tianzhu up. His Majesty Tianzhu was covered in ashes, and he was really embarrassed, but he lost all face.

"Your Majesty, these apprentices of mine have some abilities. They can go to heaven and earth, and cast down demons. I didn't intend to scare Your Majesty. I hope you will forgive me."

His Majesty Tianzhu regained his composure a little this time, swallowed his saliva and said: "It's over, it's over... I've said what I said, and it's hard to follow, so I won't pursue it. It's just that my precious princess really doesn't want to see you all again. , everyone, do you want to go out of the palace to the west?"

"You old emperor, why don't you talk too much..." Zhu Bajie was annoyed, and he didn't know whether he was annoying His Majesty Tianzhu, or Xiaoyu was being unkind.

Sun Wukong tugged at his arm and interrupted: "Okay, we're going to leave the palace right away. But Master can't be without someone to accompany him. Your Majesty, do you want my sister Taozi to stay and take care of her?"

"Brother Monkey, you want me to stay?" Tao Tao was a little puzzled.

"Taozi, you can stay here to take care of Master, so that Master will not be alone. When our brothers get the scriptures, we will pick you up on the way back." Sun Wukong blinked, and Tao Tao suddenly understood what he meant.

This is to take the opportunity to make the fake princess relax her vigilance so that she can catch her in one fell swoop!

"In that case, I will stay with Master, but I don't know if His Majesty will agree or not?"

His Majesty Tianzhu saw that she was just a little girl, and she was very obedient and obedient, so he said, "Miss Taozi, then you can stay."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Tao Tao was overjoyed, and Tang Seng also breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing took out their luggage, pulled out the white horse, and after bidding farewell to Tang Seng and Tao Tao, they really left the palace.

Once outside the palace, Zhu Bajie asked: "Brother Monkey, we don't really want to leave, do we?"

"Let's go out of the city first, and we have to hide it from His Majesty Tianzhu." Sun Wukong said as he walked, "Idiot, my grandson asks you, is your sweetheart the Jade Rabbit from Guanghan Palace?"

Zhu Bajie blushed and hesitated, Sun Wukong knew he had guessed right when he saw him like this.

"Then that fake princess is definitely not your sweetheart, you idiot got it wrong!"

"What? She's not Xiaoyu, who is that?" Zhu Bajie panicked, and he said that it was impossible for Xiaoyu not to recognize him, and it was impossible for him to treat him like this.

But if this person is not Xiaoyu, then where is his Xiaoyu?Are you still in Guanghan Palace?

Sun Wukong said: "I can only see that her original form is a tree, presumably it is the flowers and plants in the heavens that have become spirits, thinking of going to the world to play, and wanting to get Master's idea."

"A tree..." Zhu Bajie suddenly realized: "So that's how it is. Brother Hou, that monster heard me talking about Marshal Canopy last night, and seemed to have some memories. He must have heard of my name. She also said that someone engraved on her body, She was so bruised, that's why she deliberately took revenge on the old pig."

Sun Wukong said: "That's it. Go out of the city in a while, find a secluded place, let Xiaobai take care of the luggage, and you and my brother will go back quietly. When the monster and master get married, we will capture her in one fell swoop."

Tao Tao knew Sun Wukong's plan, so after returning to the Hall of Rende with Tang Seng, she stayed by his side every step of the way.

Tang Seng waved back a group of servants, closed the door and asked in a low voice, "Wukong and the others have any plans? They don't really want to stay here with you, Master?"

Tao Tao poured him a glass of water and comforted him: "Master, don't worry, Brother Monkey and the others will definitely come back. Since the false princess is not my brother's sweetheart, we must subdue her so that we can welcome back the real princess."

"Dong dong dong..." The door was knocked suddenly, Tao Tao made a silent gesture, and then heard a sweet voice from outside the door: "Brother Saint Monk, are you in? Ruyi heard that you three All the apprentices have left, and I am afraid that you will be lonely, so I come to accompany you."

Tang Seng looked at Tao Tao, Tao Tao nodded, and dodged to hide behind the curtain.Tang Seng took a deep breath, got up and opened the door.

"Brother Shengseng..." Outside the door was indeed Princess Ruyi, her eyes lit up when she saw Tang Seng.Both hands naturally held Tang Seng's arm, and Tang Seng was so panicked that he wanted to shake it off, but he couldn't shake it off no matter what.

"Princess, please respect yourself." Tang Sengjun blushed, and there were palace maids and eunuchs standing outside the door.

Princess Ruyi smiled lightly and said, "Brother Shengseng, don't be shy, we will get married in the future, sooner or later we will be husband and wife."

She turned her head and gave a wink, and ordered: "Close the door, stay outside, and don't allow anyone to disturb the princess and brother saint monk."

"Yes, princess." The maid hurriedly closed the door, which seemed to be locked, and Tang Seng panicked even more.

"Brother Shengseng, don't be afraid. It's just the two of us. Are you afraid that I will eat you? Come and sit here." Princess Ruyi dragged Tang Seng to the table, looked around, and asked, "I heard that Miss Taozi I stayed with you, why don't you see anyone?"

Tang Seng didn't dare to look behind the curtain for fear of being exposed, so he said, "Taozi went to the garden to pick flowers."

"So that's how it is." Hearing this, Princess Ruyi stood up suddenly, and sat down in Tang Seng's arms, with her two white arms wrapped around his neck.

Tang Seng turned pale with fright, and wanted to push the person away, but he couldn't.

"Princess, get up quickly. This is unreasonable. If someone sees it, it will damage the reputation of the princess." Tang Seng didn't know where to put his nervous eyes. When he thought that the other party was a monster and had bad intentions towards him, he became even more afraid up.

"No one will see it, Brother Shengseng, don't be shy. Anyway, we will be husband and wife sooner or later, why don't we try it now..." Princess Ruyi pursed her lips and kissed Tang Seng.

Seeing that they were about to talk to each other, Tang Seng couldn't bear it anymore, and exclaimed, "Tao Zi, help me!"

"Brother Shengseng, even if you shouted, no one came to save you..."

"Princess, I don't call it broken throat, nor do I call no one." Tao Tao came out from behind the curtain with a smile, grabbed Princess Ruyi's arm, and dragged her off Tang Seng's body.

"Ah... let go, let go! You are so brave..." Princess Ruyi screamed, her eyes were full of anger, this damned Tao Tao dared to ruin her good business with Tang Seng!

Tao Tao really let go of her hand, and Princess Ruyi immediately fell to the ground, grinning her teeth.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, it was the princess who asked me to let go." Tao Tao took a step back innocently, blocking Tang Seng behind her.

"Damn it, how dare you treat this princess like this, this princess wants to chop off your head!" Princess Ruyi was furious, got up and shouted: "Come here, take this..."

"Princess, if I were you, I wouldn't call people. After all, this is not something glorious, and you don't want to just rely on your status as a princess to do whatever you want." Tao Tao looked at the other party coldly. Her brother was almost beheaded, and now it's too much to torment Master again.

If she hadn't waited for her brother's confirmation, she would have taken out her plantain fan long ago.

"You, you..." Princess Ruyi was so angry that a wild girl who didn't know where she came from dared to teach her a lesson and spoiled her good deeds. I really didn't want to live.

If she hadn't got Tang Seng yet, how could she tolerate it?

She gritted her teeth in hatred, gave Tang Seng another salivating look, turned and left the room.

Only then did Tang Seng heave a sigh of relief, and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Taozi, it's fortunate that you are here, otherwise I really can't handle it as a teacher."

Tao Tao also felt that Brother Monkey was too wise, and tried to find a way to keep her in advance.

Princess Ruyi came back in a feather this time, and she finally didn't dare to make trouble for the next time. Two days passed in a flash, and it was time to get married in a blink of an eye.

Early in the morning, the maids brought wedding clothes to Tang Seng, and Tang Seng put them on even though he was very reluctant.Tianzhu didn't really hold a worship hall, so Tang Seng escaped unharmed.

In the afternoon, piles of bonfires were ignited on the palace square, and on the stage built, there were singers and dancers singing and dancing, and the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras was endless.

In the evening, the lanterns of various palaces are lit up one by one, which complements the bonfire and illuminates the palace as bright as day.

The courtiers, ladies and daughters who were invited into the palace sang and danced around the bonfire, which was very lively.

The maids invited Tang Seng to the square, Tang Seng looked uncomfortable, but fortunately he was accompanied by Tao Tao, so he didn't back down halfway.

As soon as Tang Seng arrived, the cheering crowd rushed over, booing and cheering around him, but Tao Tao was squeezed out of the circle instead.

"Your Majesty is here! Princess Ruyi is here!" A shout came from outside the crowd, and everyone around Tang Seng knelt down and saluted.

I saw His Majesty Tianzhu walking over with a happy face, followed by Princess Ruyi in a happy dress.Princess Ruyi covered half of her face with a pink veil, and her beautiful eyes were shining brightly, so attractive.

"I have seen Your Majesty." Tang Seng also stepped forward and saluted.

"Everyone is in peace. Today is the princess's day of great joy, and there is no need to be formal." His Majesty Tianzhu was very happy and raised his hand.Then he led Princess Ruyi to Tang Seng, and put his daughter's hand on Tang Seng's hand with his own hands.

Tang Seng was a little shy, but he didn't refuse, which made Princess Ruyi overjoyed.

"My son-in-law, I entrusted my precious daughter to you today, don't let me down."

"Please rest assured, Your Majesty, I will definitely treat the princess well." Tang Seng smiled slightly, grabbed Princess Ruyi's hand and secretly exerted force.

Although Princess Ruyi was in pain, her heart was as sweet as honey, and she leaned half in Tang Monk's arms and said, "Father, my daughter's eyes are right, and I will love you with my son-in-law in the future, and be harmonious and beautiful." .”

"Then I can rest assured, hahahaha..."

"Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations, Your Majesty!" The courtiers congratulated in unison, and the momentum was overwhelming, pushing the atmosphere to its climax.

Princess Ruyi smiled sweetly, looked at Tang Seng Yingying and said, "My son-in-law, let's go dance."

Tang Seng said: "No hurry, I have to confirm one thing before dancing."

"What else is there for the son-in-law?" Princess Ruyi asked in confusion.

"I want to know, who are you?" Tang Seng suddenly withdrew his smile, and his tone suddenly turned cold: "You monster, neither my Xiaoyu, nor the real Princess Ruyi, who are you?!"

Grabbing Princess Ruyi's hand even harder, Tang Seng's appearance suddenly changed, and he turned into Zhu Bajie.

"Ah..." Princess Ruyi exclaimed, trying desperately to break free from Zhu Bajie's hand, but Zhu Bajie had already used his strength secretly. "You big bastard, let go of this princess!"