Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Tang Seng wanted to argue, but Sun Wukong took out the customs clearance document first and presented it.

His Majesty Tianzhu was very satisfied with Sun Wukong's acquaintance. After looking through the official documents, he found that there were many kings' seals and royal pen annotations on them. After confirming that they were correct, he stamped his own seal.

"The official document has been switched, you should start your journey now and continue to the west." His Majesty Tianzhu gave the official document to Monkey King.

Sun Wukong smiled and put it away, and then said: "Your Majesty, are you being too far-fetched? After all, my master is getting married. How can we disciples go away without even drinking the wedding wine? Please read it as my master said. For the sake of the company of our apprentices, let me stay and drink the wedding wine before going on the road."

"This..." His Majesty Tianzhu hesitated for a moment, nodded his head slightly and said, "If I don't agree, it would seem unreasonable. If that's the case, you should stay and drink the wedding wine before leaving."

"Father..." Princess Ruyi pouted, with a displeased expression on her face.

"My dear daughter, it's only a few days, so don't worry about it." His Majesty Tianzhu patted Princess Ruyi's hand as a sign of comfort, and then said loudly: "Come here, let the people from Qin Tianjian quickly choose a good time. Auspicious day, I want the princess and son-in-law to get married as soon as possible."

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

As soon as His Majesty Tianzhu made this decision, everyone's reaction was wonderful.

Tang Seng was full of worries and sighed repeatedly; Zhu Bajie's eyes were dull and he was about to cry again; Monkey King, Tao Tao and Sha Wujing were still calm and cast sympathetic gazes at Zhu Bajie.

His Majesty Tianzhu left his master and apprentice in the palace, and lived in the Hall of Rende next to Princess Ruyi, and sent several maids and eunuchs to order.

The master and apprentice immediately closed the door and started discussing.

"Wukong, aren't you trying to be a teacher? How can a teacher get married to Princess Ruyi? Seeing that the Western Paradise is close at hand, and you have walked 99 steps, how can you stop at the last step?" Tang Seng stared at Monkey King, feeling that this is another big Disasters caused by apprentices.

Sun Wukong cried out: "Master, Princess Ruyi insists on recruiting you as a son-in-law. What can I do? Why don't you reject it yourself and be beheaded by His Majesty Tianzhu?"

"Don't lie to me as a teacher. With your ability, you must be able to escape as a teacher." Tang Seng secretly thought that this apprentice is so powerful that he is not even as powerful as a monster. How could he be shackled by these mortals?

"Master, it's not difficult to escape, but Bajie and his sweetheart finally reunited, you can't bear to separate them like this? No matter what, you have to give Bajie a chance, so you can stay here with peace of mind." A few days." Sun Wukong poked Zhu Bajie's arm and said, "Idiot, are you still in a daze?"

Zhu Bajie's eyes were foggy, with tears rolling in his eye sockets, he choked up and said, "Brother Hou, why do you think Xiaoyu doesn't recognize me? Did she really forget me? How could she do this?"

Sun Wukong stretched out two fingers and said, "Old Sun gives you two choices. First, go to her and ask for clarification; second, just treat yourself as blind and misjudged someone before, and forget her from now on."

Zhu Bajie sniffed and muttered: "Then, then I'd better ask her to clarify..."

"Brother, have you ever thought that maybe this fake Princess Ruyi is not your Xiaoyu at all?" Tao Tao also said it after careful consideration. She thinks her brother's vision is not that bad, and she would like it. a girl.

"Not Xiaoyu?" Zhu Bajie opened his eyes wide. If it wasn't his Xiaoyu, then where is his Xiaoyu?

Tao Tao scratched her head and said, "I'm just guessing...Of course, it may also be that she has amnesia and can't remember the past. After all, hundreds of years have passed."

Zhu Bajie patted the table and said, "No matter what, I'll ask her first."

That night, taking advantage of the dead of night, Zhu Bajie sneaked out of the room and turned into the palace next door.That was Princess Ruyi's bedroom. Although there were maids and eunuchs on duty at night, who was Zhu Bajie's opponent?

Zhu Bajie sneaked up, each with a knife in his hand, and knocked out the four of them.

Seeing that no one appeared, he smiled sinisterly, took advantage of the moonlight to open Princess Ruyi's door, and walked in.

Princess Ruyi's boudoir is very girly, with a bunch of fresh flowers in a vase on the table, a pink and purple gauze curtain hanging on the big bed, and tassels on the head of the bed.As soon as you enter the door, there is a faint scent of fragrance.

Zhu Bajie couldn't help sniffing a few more mouthfuls, and slowly let out a mouthful of foul air.

He tiptoed to the bed, gently lifted the gauze curtain, and saw Princess Ruyi lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

Seeing his sweetheart, his mood was very complicated. Why would he want to marry the master when she should be his own woman?

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, how can you forget the old pig? The old pig has missed you for 500 years, missed you for 500 years, and now we meet again, but this is the situation..."

The person on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, his face was full of horror, and he opened his mouth wide to scream.Zhu Bajie was startled, and his eyes quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

"Xiaoyu, it's me, it's me..."

"Hmm..." Princess Ruyi was terrified and angry, and couldn't help struggling. Zhu Bajie was afraid that she would break free, so he jumped onto the bed and pinned him down.

This completely angered Princess Ruyi, and the struggle became more intense.

"Xiaoyu, don't be afraid, it's me, I won't hurt you, I just want to hear your thoughts..." Zhu Bajie softened his tone, he always couldn't bear to hurt the one he loves.

"Hmm..." Princess Ruyi complained with her eyes, wishing she could shave Zhu Bajie a hundred times.

Zhu Bajie begged: "As long as you don't yell and talk to me well, I'll let you go, okay?"

Princess Ruyi was still very angry, and nodded after thinking for a moment.

But Zhu Bajie couldn't believe it completely, and bargained again: "After all, you are going to marry my master, and if people find out that we are together, it will not do you any good. So you must not attract others, you understand?"

"Hmmm..." Princess Ruyi responded readily, and Zhu Bajie let go of his hand a little bit.

Sure enough, Princess Ruyi didn't yell, but only sneered and said, "You are so brave, you dare to enter this princess's room to try to do something wrong. What do you want to do?"

Zhu Bajie was aggrieved and sad, looked at the other party sadly and said: "Xiaoyu, don't you really remember me? Although I am no longer in Heaven, I look exactly the same as 500 years ago. I am Marshal Tianpeng, Xiaoyu. I fell in love with you at first sight at the queen mother's peach feast..."

"Canopy?" Princess Ruyi exclaimed suddenly, staring at Zhu Bajie in a daze: "Are you really a canopy?"

"Xiaoyu, have you finally remembered? I knew you would never forget me! Xiaoyu, you don't know how I have lived these 500 years. I really miss you..." Zhu Bajie was incoherent with excitement, stretched out his hand and She was going to grab Princess Ruyi's hand, but Princess Ruyi flinched and kicked him.

"Don't come here again, or I'll yell!" Princess Ruyi looked vigilant and threatening, and said coldly: "I just remembered, it's you who caused me to suffer so much!"

Like a bolt from the blue, Zhu Bajie was stunned on the spot. He opened his mouth and said with pain in his heart: "I, I don't know...Xiaoyu, I'm sorry, did the Jade Emperor punish you? I thought he beat me down to the mortal world." It's over, I didn't expect him to let you go."

"What's the mess?" Princess Ruyi muttered, rolled her eyes, her expression changed slightly, and her tone suddenly softened: "Hmph, that's why I hate you, I hate you. Once you leave, you won't be in love for so many years." Come look for me, and I will forget about you."

Zhu Bajie was even more sad, and blamed himself: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I should have come to find you earlier...Xiaoyu, why did they torture you? Tell me, so I can help you share the pain ah."

He went to grab Princess Ruyi's hand again, but Princess Ruyi did not refuse this time, and cried, "She carved letters on my body every day, making me bruised... Do you want to take a look?"

She winked like silk, and suddenly pressed the hand holding Zhu Bajie to her chest. Zhu Bajie was startled and wanted to shrink back, but Princess Ruyi refused to let go.

Leading Zhu Bajie to take off his underwear bit by bit, until only the bellyband was left, Zhu Bajie had already stared straight at his eyes, almost bleeding from the nose.He knew clearly that he couldn't look any longer, but his eyes just couldn't be controlled.

The woman he loves does this, but if he is indifferent, he is not a real man!

Unexpectedly, the corners of Princess Ruyi's lips curled up into a sinister smile, and she suddenly yelled: "Indecent! Come on! Some villains broke into my princess's room and molested..."

"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, what nonsense are you talking about? You, didn't you promise that I would not disturb others? You, let me go..." Zhu Bajie suddenly woke up, but one hand was still tightly grasped and pressed on Ruyi. On the princess's chest, if someone saw this appearance, he would not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

"Indecent... Come quickly... Catch the adulterer..." Princess Ruyi ignored him at all and shouted even louder.

Zhu Bajie almost fainted from anger, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that the other party did it on purpose, as if he had been poured a basin of cold water, and the blood in his chest cooled down instantly.

He struggled to break free from Princess Ruyi's hand, and just as he jumped off the bed, the door was kicked open.A group of guards rushed in, the chief guard had a gloomy face, and he saw Zhu Bajie standing by the bed at a glance.

"Bold thief, how dare you sneak into the princess' room in the middle of the night with the intention of committing crimes. Come and arrest him!"

"Yes!" The guards rushed over to arrest Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie was already very angry, how could he bear it?He punched him with one punch.

"Stop!" Just as he was about to hit the guards, there was a loud shout from outside the house, Zhu Bajie's hands froze in mid-air, and the guards' ears hurt from the shock.

Sun Wukong pushed aside a group of guards and rushed in, grabbed Zhu Bajie by the ear, and cursed in a low voice, "You idiot, are you crazy? Why are you here in the middle of the night?"

"Brother Hou, didn't you ask me to ask her? I didn't have a chance during the day, so I came here at night." Zhu Bajie didn't dare to hurt his feet, with an aggrieved and innocent face.

Sun Wukong wished he could kick him: "Do you have any brains? Now that you've been caught, let's see what you do!"

"Hmph, they can't beat the old pig, what are they afraid of?"

"If you make a move today, the consequences will be even more unpredictable!" Fortunately, Monkey King came in time, otherwise Zhu Bajie would make a big mistake. "Let me ask you, did you treat the princess well?"

Zhu Bajie faltered and said: "Just, just took a look..."

"Not ruining people's innocence?"

"I don't have the time... I mean, how could I be like that?"

"That's good."

"What are you two muttering about? Come on, arrest this lewd thief for me, put him in a prison first, and wait for His Majesty to deal with it tomorrow!"

Zhu Bajie wanted to do something again, but Sun Wukong said in a low voice: "If you do it, the matter will be even more difficult. Just let them catch you, and the old sun will protect your life."

"Brother Monkey, this is what you said, don't lie to me." Zhu Bajie looked at Monkey King eagerly, and as expected he obediently surrendered his hands and caught him.

The two guards immediately cut Zhu Bajie's hands behind his back and pushed out the door.

"elder brother……"

"Second Senior Brother..."

Tao Tao and Sha Wujing also came. Seeing this scene, they couldn't laugh or cry. Why did such a thing happen?

"Little sister, Lao Sha, remember to save me!" Zhu Bajie wanted to cry but was escorted away by the guards.

Seeing that Monkey King and the other three still didn't leave, the chief guard frowned and threatened: "Idlers, leave the princess' bedroom quickly, or you will be arrested for the same crime!"

The three had no choice but to leave first.When leaving, Monkey King gave Princess Ruyi a meaningful look, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

After returning to the Hall of Rende, Tang Seng was also quarreled. Seeing that only the three of them came back, he immediately had a bad feeling.

"Where is Bajie? I heard that a thief has sneaked into the princess's boudoir. You have gone to see it. Who is it?"

Sun Wukong and the three looked at each other, hesitating and hesitating, and dare not say, after all, Princess Ruyi is also the master's fiancée.When this kind of thing happens, will Master feel that the top of his head is green?

"Wukong, tell me." Tang Seng looked serious, seeing them like this, he knew something bad must have happened.

"Master, I can tell you, but you must not get too excited."

"As a teacher, your heart is as calm as water, and you won't get excited. Just speak out quickly."

Sun Wukong helped him to sit down first, poured another glass of cold water and put it in front of him, and then said: "The one who sneaked into the princess' room is Bajie..."

"What?" Tang Seng was shocked, and jumped up against the table. The shock caused the water cup to fall on the table, and the cold water spilled on the table.

The veins on Tang Seng's forehead were throbbing, anxious and annoyed, his handsome face turned red.

Sun Wukong was speechless: "Master, calm down, isn't it that you won't get excited?"

"How could such a thing happen? Bajie, how could he do such a thing? Even if he has not formally converted to Buddhism, he has followed the teacher for so many years, and he should have basic virtue and conscience. How could he sneak in at midnight? The asshole in the girl's room!"

But the more Tang Seng thought about it, the angrier he became, his eyes almost burst into flames.

"Master, my brother just wants to ask the princess for clarification. It's definitely not what you think." Tao Tao couldn't help but defend her brother.

Sha Wujing also said: "That's right, master, the second senior brother is not that kind of person, he just gets too excited to see his sweetheart, but his sweetheart ignores him, and wants to recruit you as his son-in-law..."

"I don't have the intention of being a son-in-law as a teacher." Tang Seng frowned slightly, and slowly calmed down.

"We all know that Master is dedicated to the Buddha and has no intention of being a son-in-law, but in the face of such a thing, how many people can bear it?" Sha Wujing said.

"But why does Bajie have to go at night? This, this is not proper. Now that something like this happened, what if His Majesty wants to cut off his head?" Tang Seng shook his head secretly, and he would go to the west. , and such a disaster occurred.

Sun Wukong comforted: "Master, don't worry, I will take care of Bajie and nothing will happen, but I will go to jail tonight and suffer a little. But that Princess Ruyi, my grandson thinks she is Bajie's sweetheart, I don't know where it came from monster."

"Brother Monkey, can you see her true form?" Tao Tao suddenly thought of something, she felt that she had made a preconceived mistake from the very beginning.

The book said that the Jade Rabbit Spirit became a fake princess, so she thought the fake princess here was also a Jade Rabbit Spirit.Maybe not at all.

Sun Wukong said: "My grandson saw her at the first sight. It seemed to be a tree. I don't know what kind of tree turned into a monster. But the monster aura on her body is not heavy, on the contrary, it is similar to the pets raised by the gods and Buddhas before. The mount is similar. That's why Lao Sun judged that she is not a mountain monster, and probably came from heaven."

"A tree? That's definitely not my brother's sweetheart!" Tao Tao didn't know whether to be happy or worried when she got the answer.

The happy thing is that her brother's Xiaoyu didn't hurt him, but the worry is that he doesn't know where Xiaoyu is, and his brother was thrown into prison.

Monkey King asked: "Oh? Do you know who your brother's sweetheart is?"

Tao Tao smiled and said: "If you guess right, it should be the jade rabbit of Fairy Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, that's why my brother called her Xiaoyu. This fake princess is a tree, so it must not be my brother's sweetheart, then we will There is no need to be merciful."

"No wonder she doesn't recognize the second senior brother." Sha Wujing suddenly realized, felt that this was reasonable, and said indignantly, "I think the princess recruited master as her son-in-law, and she also had evil intentions."

"Apprentices, what should I do?" Hearing that the monster might harm him, Tang Seng became worried again.

In the afternoon, His Majesty Tianzhu sent a letter to say that the auspicious date has been set, and after three days, they only have three days.

"Master, don't worry. When I go to court tomorrow and I see Bajie confirming his sweetheart's identity, I will have my own concerns." Although Sun Wukong and others think that the fake princess is not Bajie's Xiaoyu, they are not afraid of ten thousand but just in case ah.

If he makes a mistake and beats someone to death, then Bajie won't fight them desperately?

A night without dreams.

Early the next morning, after His Majesty Tianzhu went to court, he really asked the people in charge to commit Zhu Bajie.His Majesty Tianzhu almost exploded in anger when he heard that this prostitute broke into his precious daughter's bedroom at night.

"Bold adulterer, are you guilty?!"