Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

The king yelled angrily, "You monk is so bold that you dare to call me a fool."

Sun Wukong also said angrily: "If you are not a fool, why did you kill 1 monks? Old Sun heard that the Queen Mother died early because she was cheated by the monk. You are jealous of the monk because of this? But you You should know that not all monks are that incompetent, it is really unreasonable for you to vent your anger like this!"

"You actually know about the Empress Dowager?" The king was a little surprised, and even Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and others looked at Monkey King in surprise.

Monkey King just smiled and said nothing. Isn't it easy for him to know what?

Tang Seng explained: "The three of my disciples are all capable of Taoism, and they are masters in subjugating demons. I beg your Majesty to think twice, you ordinary soldiers and generals, I am afraid that you will not be able to hold my disciples."

The king was inexplicably surprised, and suddenly stood up: "How many of you can subdue demons?"

"Why, there are monsters in your palace?" Sun Wukong frowned slightly, since he entered the palace, he didn't feel any monsters.

The king waved away all the soldiers, leaving only Tang Seng, and then whispered: "If the elders can really catch the monster, I will save them! Not only will they not kill a few, but also treat them with good wine and food. The elders I don’t know, there are indeed monsters in my Miefa, there is a beautiful, enchanting and ruthless banshee, and there are thousands of little monsters under her hands!"

Sun Wukong suddenly realized, and asked: "But this witch asked you to kill the monk?"

The king seemed to be sad, and tears welled up in his eyes. He stabilized his mind before continuing: "Actually, I didn't kill those monks. It was the banshee who threatened me. Every time a monk comes to our country, he will kill you." We must catch them all, and then send someone to tell her that she will come to pick them up in person the next day. In this way, she will bless me with good luck in destroying France, if not, even I will be killed."

"I have no choice but to agree... A monk once harmed the empress dowager. I hate the monk, but not to this extent. Elders, I beg you to catch that monster."

When Zhu Bajie heard that there were delicious food and drinks, he licked his lower lip and said with a smile: "This is easy, easy, as long as you treat our master and apprentice well, we will take care of you and get rid of the monsters for you."

"It's a deal!" The king suddenly beamed with joy. He was a very winky king, so he gave orders on the spot, brought good wine and good food, and held a banquet for several elders.

Zhu Bajie rubbed his hands excitedly, poked Sun Wukong's arm and said, "Brother Monkey, now we have something to eat."

Sun Wukong glanced at him and snorted coldly: "You promised to catch the monster, but Lao Sun didn't agree. After a while, you can eat good wine and good food, and you can go on your own."

"Brother Monkey, you can't be so dishonest, or you don't eat anything for a while, and you have to go with me as long as you take a bite!" Zhu Bajie crossed his arms, with a displeased expression on his face.

Tang Seng smoothed things over and said: "You greedy apprentices, if you promise His Majesty, you should fulfill your promise. Wukong, if you don't get rid of the monsters, there will be monks who will suffer in the future."

Monkey King had no choice but to agree to get rid of the demon together.

At the dinner table, the king told the details about the monster again.

"This monster claims to be the Great King of Nanshan. It looks really enchanting and charming. It is a hundred times more beautiful than my concubines in the harem. And it is the best at dancing. That waist is like a weak willow Fufeng. It is really mesmerizing..."

The king suddenly felt something was wrong when he said this, and quickly changed his words: "It's just that this monster is extremely vicious, lustful, and lustful. What do you think she wants those monks to do? Said monks are the most masculine, and she wants to adopt them." Yang nourishes yin! I went to her cave once and saw several things covered with white cloth. At that time, I was curious, so I lifted the white cloth and took a look, only to see a skinny mummy!"

Tang Seng froze for a moment, feeling goosebumps rising. Zhu Bajie had just eaten a mouthful of meat, and at this moment he neither vomited nor vomited, feeling nauseated for a while.

Only Sun Wukong looked normal and asked, "How far is the monster's cave from here?"

"It's more than 300 miles away, and it's on the way you must go west. Elders, how are you going to catch the demon?" the king asked worriedly.

If these monks failed to catch the monster, and were discovered by the monster instead, they would definitely suffer disaster.

Sun Wukong thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said: "Just follow the previous method and send someone to tell the monster that four more monks have been caught and she will come to pick them up in person tomorrow."

"Ah? Then what if she really comes and takes you away?"

"We just want her to come. If she doesn't come, how can we kill her? If we let her come, we will be in an advantageous situation regardless of the number of people or the environment; if we go over, we will be at a disadvantage." Monkey King secretly said that the three brothers beat one of them. , should be able to kill the monster.

But if you go deep into the monster's cave, there is no chance of winning against three thousand monsters.

The king suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Elder Sun is really clever. I have been bullied by her all these years, and I didn't even think of this truth. It's really shameful."

"Your Majesty, you are welcome, let someone deliver the letter." Sun Wukong saw that it was still early in the sky, and if he rode a thousand-mile horse, he would be able to reach the monster's cave at night.

The king obeyed his orders, and the soldiers who delivered the letters in the past really took the message.

That night, after everyone in the palace fell asleep, Sun Wukong took Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Tao Tao to his room.

While yawning, Zhu Bajie said unhappily: "Brother Monkey, what can't be said during the day, have to wait until this time? Do you know that if I don't get enough sleep, I will have dark circles under my eyes tomorrow, and how much it will affect my appearance? "

Sun Wu didn't hit a single place, and grabbed his ear fiercely, the pain made Zhu Bajie scream, and the sleepy bug ran away.

"Smelly monkey, talk as soon as you talk, and bully me no matter what you do!"

"It's just to make you sober." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Do you want to become more handsome and hook up with that monster tomorrow?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? You stinky monkey, why did you ask us to come here?" Zhu Bajie was completely awake this time, wishing he could hug Monkey King and bite him a few times to make the stinky monkey hurt.

Monkey King pulled out a few monkey hairs, breathed out a breath of fairy air, and suddenly transformed into a few razors.

"Of course it is to prepare for catching monsters tomorrow. Come, one by one, go find some guards and eunuchs, and shave their hair. Old Sun will be of great use tomorrow."

Both Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked dazed, they didn't understand why they shave people's hair in the middle of the night.

Tao Tao suddenly smiled and said, "Brother Hou wants these people to become monks, so that the monster can't tell which ones are us? Then there is no way to take Master away?"

"Taozi is still smart. Although there are a few of us here, we can still take precautions." Sun Wukong praised, the two looked at each other and smiled, and suddenly clusters of pink bubbles appeared in the air.

Zhu Bajie's radar dinged, and he waved his hands a few times between the two, immediately destroying the pink atmosphere completely.

"Little sister, let's go together."

"But..." Tao Tao wanted to go with Monkey King even more.

"Let's go, brother can protect you." Zhu Bajie couldn't help but grabbed Tao Tao's arm and pulled her away.

Sun Wu stared blankly, this dead pig would not give him and Tao Zi any time to be alone.

Sha Wujing was thoughtful, and when he went out with Monkey King, he asked in a low voice: "Brother Monkey, are you and Taozi already together?"

"Lao Sha, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately." Sun Wukong scolded as usual, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Sha Wujing scratched his head, did he read it wrong?

The four of them were divided into three groups, and they worked for most of the night, shaving the hair of at least one hundred guards and eunuchs in the palace.

Early the next morning, when the guards and eunuchs woke up and felt the coolness on their heads, they couldn't help screaming.Everyone was terrified and didn't know what happened.

Sun Wukong was even more damaged, and even the king's hair was shaved off. He did this for punishment.Although the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six monks were not killed by the king himself, he was the biggest accomplice!

The king screamed when he woke up, and the queen turned over and sat up in shock. When she saw the king's head clearly, she also screamed.

"Your Majesty, you, your hair..."

"Why is my hair gone? Zitong, what's wrong with me?" The king turned pale with shock, and the empress burst into tears.

"Your Majesty, could it be that too many monks were killed, so..."

"There is retribution?" The king said what she didn't dare to finish, and immediately regretted: "It must be like this, it must be like this! Zitong, I can no longer treat monks like this in the future. And living in the palace Those elders here, I hope they will catch the monster today."

The king lamented again and again and lost his hair, so he had to order someone to wrap his head with silk and then wear the crown.

How did he know that the eunuchs who came in to serve him also lost their hair, and they were all startled and frightened, crying unceasingly.After questioning, it turned out that a total of a hundred people had their heads shaved, and the king realized that it might be artificial.

Thinking of this, he didn't have time to have breakfast, so he went straight to find Monkey King and the others.Monkey King and the others were eating breakfast, the food in the palace was not bad, there were all kinds of porridge, side dishes, white flour steamed buns, steamed buns and deep-fried dough sticks, and they were very happy to eat.

"Several elders, is the meal suitable for your taste?" The king asked with a flattering smile.

"It suits the taste, suits the taste." Zhu Bajie just finished a steamed bun and picked up a deep-fried dough stick.

The king smiled and said, "That's good... I also want to ask, how did you sleep last night?"

Sun Wukong was full, looked at him and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, if you have anything to say, just say it directly, without beating around the bush."

"Yes, there is something I want to talk about." The king raised his chin in embarrassment, and two eunuchs and two guards stepped forward immediately, and they all touched the bald head.

Tang Seng didn't know why, so he was pleasantly surprised: "Your Majesty has figured it out, and intends to let the people around him become monks? This is a good thing."

The king almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, so he didn't want to keep his secret anymore, and asked straight to the point: "Suddenly, hundreds of bald heads appeared in the palace overnight. I want to ask how many elders are responsible for this?"

"You are not stupid. It was indeed done by the old grandson and a few younger brothers and sisters. You don't have to worry, Your Majesty, we are also here to catch monsters." Sun Wukong looked at the silk under the king's crown and did not expose him.

"I see. I just don't know how to catch monsters by shaving off their hair?" The king breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that God was angry and punished them on purpose.

He was a little unhappy in his heart, he said to catch the monster, just catch the monster, just shave off the hair of the person below, why even shave his?How will the majestic king of a country go out to meet people in the future?

Sun Wukong said: "More bald heads can be used as a cover. When the monster comes, we will not be able to tell which one is the real monk and which one is the fake monk at a glance, so we can hide in the dark and wait for the opportunity. Come on, hurry up and make all the people whose hair has been shaved change into eunuch clothes."

Looking at Tang Seng and Sha Wujing again, he said, "You guys will also change in later."

Tang Seng nodded, and Sha Wujing asked, "What about you, senior brother?"

Sun Wukong said: "The old grandson has long hair, so he doesn't need to be a monk, he can change as he likes later." Then he looked at Zhu Bajie and said, "Bajie, why don't you become a court lady for a while?"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, he ate the second steamed bun in two bites, and said with a smile: "This is fine, don't worry Brother Monkey, the old pig will definitely become a beautiful court lady."

"It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or not, but you must be smart. When the monster comes, you can find a chance to serve her tea and sneak into her side."

"Brother Monkey, what about me? What do I do?" Tao Tao also wanted to catch monsters, so no matter what, she had to do her part.

Sun Wukong thought for a while, and then said: "You protect Master, hide in the back room with him and don't come out."

Tao Tao reluctantly agreed, she knew Brother Hou was worried about her and didn't want her to take risks.

When everyone changed their clothes and got ready, a cloudy wind suddenly came from the western sky, Monkey King's expression changed slightly, knowing that it was a monster coming, he immediately stuffed Tang Seng and Tao Tao into the inner room.

Inside and outside the Golden Luan Hall, there were hundreds of monks standing, and Sha Wujing was also among them, staring sharply at the cloudy wind.

When the wind fell, she suddenly transformed into a seductive woman. For a while, many fake monks widened their eyes, held their breath, and some of their saliva flowed down.

The woman was only in her early twenties, wearing a short skirt with leopard print on the inside, and a thin layer of gauze on the outside, which was half hidden.The collar of the leopard-print short skirt was extremely low, revealing the charming collarbone, and the front chest could be vaguely seen. The two jade arms were smooth and delicate, like white lotus root at both ends.

The short skirt was below the knees, revealing two fair and slender legs.The light gauze swayed slightly as she walked, making everyone's hearts itchy.

The woman was the King of Nanshan, and she was shocked when she saw so many monks, so she yelled loudly.

"Old Emperor, what are you doing? Didn't you say that you captured four monks? There are hundreds of them inside and outside the temple. Can you deceive me sincerely?"

The king was sitting on the dragon chair. Hearing this, he was so frightened that he almost fell down. Fortunately, Zhu Bajie helped him up.

The king swallowed his saliva, and said loudly: "My lord, how dare I deceive you? Come in first, and I will tell you the whole story."

The King of Nanshan glanced at the monks, frowned and entered the Golden Luan Hall. He saw the king sitting on the dragon chair at a glance, and said displeasedly: "If you have anything to say, hurry up and don't delay my wife from taking their Yuanyang."

"Don't dare, please sit down first, Your Majesty." The king apologized, and immediately four young monks brought out a chair. Nanshan King sat down without looking at it, and even raised his legs, and the scenery under his skirt suddenly became brighter.

Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to bring a cup of tea over, while Monkey King turned into a small bug, flew into the tea with a buzzing sound, and mixed with the tea leaves.

"Your Majesty, these monks are all real. After the people who reported to you left, I arrested them on purpose, just to honor you." The king said nonsense seriously.

Zhu Bajie just brought the tea to King Nanshan and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, please drink tea."

King Nanshan took the teacup, said "yes", and put it back when he was about to drink it.Both Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong were shocked. Did the monster discover something?

But Nanshan King said: "Other monks are fine, you pick out the four monks yesterday, and I will take them away."

"Ah? Your Majesty doesn't want other monks?" The king was a little surprised, secretly thinking that Elder Sun was really good at predicting things, if he hadn't produced so many monks, he would have been exposed now.

"No matter how much these monks eat, it's useless. Didn't you send someone to say that the four monks came from the Tang Dynasty yesterday? What my majesty wants are monks from the Tang Dynasty. You don't know that eating a piece of meat from a Tang monk can make you live forever, but my majesty didn't So cruel, so I will take his Yuanyang, and I will live forever, hahahaha..."

King Nanshan's eyes flashed brightly, and he licked his lower lip with his bright red tongue, showing a bit of salivation.

The king suddenly became embarrassed, looked at the monks and said, "Please forgive me, my lord. I really don't remember what those monks from the Tang Dynasty looked like. Why don't you choose yourself, Your Majesty?"

"Presumptuous! How dare you fool the king!" King Nanshan suddenly became angry, grabbed the teacup and threw it at the king.

Zhu Bajie covered his eyes, thinking that Brother Hou made a mistake this time, he wanted to get into the monster's stomach but failed.

"Ah..." Hearing the king's scream, he was hit on the head by the teacup and fell to the ground on the spot.

Sun Wukong suddenly changed back to human form, pulled out his golden cudgel and said angrily, "Monster, watch!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing also took out their magic weapons, and the three brothers attacked Nanshan King from three directions.

Nanshan King's shock was not trivial, he didn't expect the other party to set up such a trap, he suddenly tore off the veil and covered Monkey King.

Zhu Bajie laughed loudly and said, "Monsters are so shameless, they want to take off their clothes to seduce them when they know they can't beat them? We won't let you do that!"

Sun Wukong's line of sight was blocked for a moment, and he hurriedly used the golden cudgel to pick it away. Unexpectedly, the light gauze was a magic weapon, as soon as he touched the golden cudgel, he immediately tightened it, restraining the golden cudgel and him together .

Without this big trouble, King Nanshan decisively rushed out of the encirclement, turned into a cloud of green smoke and fled.