Gourmet daily life with Monkey [Journey to the West]

Sun Wukong and Tao Tao looked at each other, neither of them knew whether what Bai Lian said was true or not, after all, this guy was best at pretending to be a white lotus.

Just as he was hesitating, Li Tianwang dragged the pagoda and walked over with Ne Zha. Seeing this scene, he said, "Great Sage, my adopted daughter was born as a mountain monster since she was a child. She is wild and unruly, causing trouble for the Great Sage and everyone. But, Please spare her life for my sake. The son is not the fault of the father, and I am also at fault for her becoming like this."

"Since the king of heaven has spoken, I don't want to lose face, but from now on, you have to discipline her a lot, and don't let her have the intention of harming others again." Sun Wukong has to give this face, after all, Tianwang Li is also a god of heaven, and Nezha and His relationship is also good.

Just feeling a little guilty about Peach.

"Thank you, Great Sage. I will strictly discipline her in the future and never let her harm anyone again." Li Tianwang thanked Bai Lian, "Lian'er, why don't you hurry up and thank you?"

Bai Lian hurriedly kowtowed, and cried sadly: "Thank you, Great Sage! Thank you, sister Taozi! I will never dare again in the future. I will definitely change my past and be a good person."

At this point, Tao Tao couldn't be bothered anymore, and said: "If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing better than being good."

Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, jumped over and said with a smile, "Great Sage, Miss Taozi, I'm so sorry for causing you trouble."

"Now that the monsters have been eliminated, don't talk about it." Sun Wukong saw Tang Seng Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing approaching, and said with a smile: "I won't see you off, we are leaving."

"Farewell." Li Tianwang led the heavenly soldiers one step ahead, and Nezha also led Bailian out of the bottomless pit.

Sun Wukong and Tao Tao naturally stood together, looked at each other and smiled, the atmosphere between them was quite different from the past.

Who is Zhu Bajie?Immediately, he realized something was wrong, his eyes were wide open, he pointed at the two and stammered and asked, "Smelly monkey, you and my sister...you, don't you..."

His reaction was similar to Bai Lian's, as if he had been struck by a thunderbolt, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

At that time, the stinky monkey was fascinated by Meixiang, and only Taozi was around him, a lonely man and a widow!

The more Zhu Bajie thought about it, the more frightened he became, as if the well-behaved cabbage that he had finally grown at home was raped by a pig, no, a stinky monkey!

"Bajie, what happened to Wukong and Taozi?" Tang Seng didn't know why, so he was kept locked in the firewood room, not knowing what happened outside.

Sha Wujing suddenly realized, slapped his forehead suddenly, pretended not to know anything and walked away.

"Master, this stinky monkey, he gave my sister to..."

"Stupid pig, what are you talking about? It doesn't matter if you insult the old grandson, but don't insult Taozi's reputation!" what.

"Brother, what are you thinking about?" Tao Tao blushed suddenly. Although she did have hands at the time, she was not thinking the same way as her brother.

"Ah? Really?" Zhu Bajie's shattered glass heart healed suddenly, he tugged on Tao Tao's arm and cried, "Little sister, don't lie to me."

Tao Tao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Why do you lie to you about this kind of thing? Brother Hou was addicted to Meixiang at the time, but when we found a river, he jumped into the river and soaked for an hour or two, and then the effect of the medicine faded." It's over."

"God bless! God bless you!" Zhu Bajie clasped his palms together, wanting to kneel down and thank the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

Tao Tao looked up at the sky, thinking that she had to lie to her brother, otherwise today's matter would be endless.

Tang Seng heard the general idea, but he was still at a loss. He wanted to ask a few more questions, but Monkey King lied and blocked his mouth.

"Master, I was poisoned before, and Bajie was worried that I would hurt Taozi, but in fact I didn't. Well, let's not talk about these things, let's go out quickly, this place is hundreds of miles away from the original direction. "

"Okay, the most important thing is to hurry." Tang Seng didn't ask any more questions, and followed a few apprentices out of the cave.

Along the way, Monkey King and Tao Tao did not dare to be too obvious, for fear of being caught by Zhu Bajie again, which would cause turbulent waves.This is a pain for the two of them. They were originally sweet lovers who were in a passionate relationship, but they had to hide.

It is impossible to be together in the daytime, and the two of them can only go to tryst quietly at night.

Before each tryst, Sun Wukong would release sleepy bugs to make the other three fall asleep before he dared to go out boldly.

"Brother Monkey, I've wanted to ask for a long time, where did you come from, a sleepy bug? It's so easy to use!" Tao Tao looked at the lively black bugs in his palm, and found it very interesting.Wanting to catch one, Monkey King grabbed it.

"This sleepy bug won a bet with the gods in the past. Now you just listen to me. If you touch it, it will get into your nose and make you fall asleep." Monkey King laughed.

"It sounds very powerful... But there is no way for us to go on like this. It's like cheating with my brother behind Master's back." When Tao Tao said the last two words, she couldn't help but blush, although cheating is very exciting , but it is not a long-term solution.

Sun Wukong put away the sleepy bug, and with a troubled expression on his face, he sighed: "It's still on the way to learn the scriptures, so it's not easy to make it public. I won't talk about that idiot Bajie, if he finds out, he will definitely make a fuss and fight with the old grandson." Old Sun is not afraid of him, but he can’t be like this every day. Besides, if Master finds out, I’m afraid he will have to read scriptures and brainwash us every day.”

Thinking of the situation, Tao Tao couldn't help laughing. She leaned on Sun Wukong's shoulder and smiled, "Then wait until you get the scriptures. Brother Monkey, what are you going to do after you get the scriptures? Go back to Huaguo Mountain? "

"It's okay to go back to Huaguo Mountain, or do you want to go to other places?" Monkey King misses the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain very much. After all, it is his hometown, but he doesn't know if Tao Zi likes it there.

"I want to go to Huaguo Mountain with you. Brother Monkey, what do you think we will open a restaurant in Huaguo Mountain? At that time, monsters from all over the world will definitely come here, and we don't accept money. Collect treasures, when you receive a lot of treasures, you will become the richest monster!"

Tao Tao's wish is very beautiful. As a cook and a gourmet, opening a restaurant is the most wonderful thing.

Monkey King smiled and said, "Of course. But what do you want so many babies for?"

"The child left for us, when the time comes, we will have two children, one boy and one girl, do you think it's okay?" Tao Tao still likes children very much. In this place where there is no need to consider mortgages, car loans and various loans, she and With Brother Monkey's ability, he can definitely afford to raise two.

Of course, no matter how many more children there are, the love time between her and Brother Monkey will be reduced!

Sun Wukong's eyes flashed, he touched Tao Tao's head, and his tone was much gentler: "It turns out that you are thinking so far, but my grandson is behind. Taozi, why do you want to open a restaurant if you want baby? Grandson orders, Fangyuan Who would dare not sacrifice a thousand miles of monsters?"

"Brother Monkey, what you call extortion is an illegal means, we have to use our own strength to earn it."

"Old Sun's deterrent power is also power, why did he take it by chance?"

Tao Tao: "... That's fine. If Huaguoshan gets tired of being bored by then, you can go to Dongtu Datang to open a branch and experience the humanistic atmosphere there. By the way, my brother likes eating so much, he must rely on it every day in the shop."

"That's just right, let that idiot be the shopkeeper, so that no one will dare to make trouble." Sun Wukong laughed as he said that.

Tao Tao thought happily: "If we get tired of living like this, shall we go traveling around the world?"

Monkey King nodded in agreement: "Of course, you can also go to the Heavenly Court to pick some flat peaches and ask your grandfather for some elixir."

Tao Tao: "What about our child? I wonder if it will be a little pig or a monkey?"

Sun Wukong frowned and said, "Then give birth to a little pig, a little monkey."

Tao Tao couldn't help laughing when she thought of holding a pig in her left hand and a monkey in her right hand. What's the matter?

More than 20 or [-] days after leaving the Bottomless Cave, the group arrived in a new country. According to passers-by on the road, this country is called France.I heard that the master and apprentice were a little worried.

Zhu Bajie shook his fan worriedly and said: "Master, I'm afraid that the official document will not be changed this time. The king doesn't even allow temples and Taoist temples to be built. His attitude towards monks and Taoist priests is definitely not very good."

Sun Wukong also said: "People's hearts are unpredictable, and sometimes they are more difficult to deal with than monsters."

If it's a monster, just kill it, but the king is a human being, and he doesn't agree to change the official document, so what can they do?

Tang Seng sighed: "What should I do? I won't even be allowed to enter the palace, right?"

"Master, don't worry. It is said that there must be a way for a car to go to the mountain, and a boat will go straight to the bridge. Let's go to the city first to inquire and see if we can find a way." Monkey King said, and a group of people had already arrived at the gate of the city.

There were two rows of gatekeepers at the gate of the city, and every passer-by was strictly checked. The strange thing was that all the passers-by looked at the master and apprentice with complicated expressions.

That look doesn't look like worry, nor does it look like envy or joy, it's a very strange and complicated look.

The masters and apprentices felt baffled, could it be that the extermination of France does not believe in gods and Buddhas, and even the monks have never seen it?

Finally, they lined up in front of the soldiers, and the eyes of several soldiers became strange. They looked them up and down, and asked, "Where are you monks from? What are you doing in the city?"

Tang Seng said honestly: "I am waiting for you from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and go to the west to seek the scriptures. Passing by Guibao, I want to enter the city to change the Guanwen, please make it convenient."

"Going to the west to learn the scriptures? How far is it from the east to the west, how can you come here with just a few of you? You monk, don't lie to me."

"The monks don't tell lies. The poor monk has taken in a few apprentices, who are very powerful in subduing demons. Only in this way can the poor monk be blessed to come here all the way."

The general looked at Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing, and saw that only Sha Wujing was bald, and the other two had golden hair and black hair, and they were not monks at all.

"Are you two monks too?" he asked Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "It's a monk."

I have not formally become a monk, nor have I converted to Buddhism, but I have a master who is a monk.

"In that case, you all come with me." Then, he ordered people to take Tang Seng and the others away.

Monkey King stood in front of Tang Seng, stared at the general and asked with a smile, "Where are you going to take us? If you don't make it clear, we won't leave."

The general pushed him, but he didn't push Sun Wukong, so he became vigilant.

"Aren't you going to enter the palace to change Guan Wen? I'll take you there right away. Hmph, you don't appreciate it?"

Tang Seng couldn't help feeling joyful, and after chanting "Amitabha", he said with a smile: "It turned out that he wanted to take us into the palace to have an audience with him. God bless us, God bless us."

Zhu Bajie also laughed and said: "That is to say, I thought that your majesty does not believe in gods and Buddhas, and even monks are not welcome to see him. I didn't expect to send people to greet him at the gate of the city."

The general showed a strange smile, and said: "Although your majesty does not believe in gods and Buddhas, in recent years, he has specially issued an imperial decree that all monks who come to destroy France must be sent to the palace immediately and summoned by him. Don't you guys?" If you want to talk more, hurry up and follow me."

"Let's go." Zhu Bajie stepped into the city gate first, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing followed quickly, and Monkey King waited for Tao Tao to leave together.

When the general saw Tao Tao, his eyes suddenly became strange, why is there a little lady?

He confirmed, "Are you also with these monks?"

"Yeah. Why, can I not enter the palace?" Tao Tao felt a little annoyed when she was blocked. Is this king patriarchal?

"Yes, yes, but you have really made up your mind that you want to enter the palace together?" The general showed a little worry and pity, if such a lovely little lady was sent there together, it would be a crime.

Tao Tao said: "My master and my brothers and I have walked all the way from Datang, and we have traveled tens of thousands of miles, and we have always been together. This time, of course we can't be separated."

"Since you insist, let's go together, alas." The general shook his head and brought her along.

Tao Tao had a strange look on her face, what does this general mean?Monkey King was thoughtful, secretly thinking that there might be some secrets in the palace.

After entering the city, it suddenly became lively, and the master and apprentice found that the extermination of France was quite prosperous.The weather in the country is smooth, the common people do not pick up lost things on the road, and every family does not close their doors at night, which is a prosperous scene.

It's just that there are no temples and Taoist temples in the huge imperial city, and there are no monks and Taoist priests, which makes Tang Seng feel very sorry.

Along the way, the passers-by all pointed and whispered to the master and apprentice.

Monkey King felt that something was wrong, so he simply used a method to eavesdrop, but after hearing this, his complexion was not very good-looking.

"I don't know where the monks came from? These monks are also stupid. It's not good to go somewhere. Why did they come to destroy France?"

"Isn't it? Who doesn't know that if you come, you will be sent to die? There is a monk who is not afraid of death to come, tsk..."

"Probably like those monks in the past, thinking that His Majesty can be persuaded? But because our Majesty was deceived by monks in the early years, the Empress Dowager died early..."

"Shh, don't mention this matter. If someone overhears you and denounces you, you will be finished."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, these monks are very handsome."

"Are they all monks? How come two of them have long hair? There is also a little girl."

"It's probably a disciple of the outer room, and that's considered a monk. If a monk is a monk, he will be sent to the palace."

"..."

The more Sun Wukong listened, the more puzzled he became. Could it be that they were sent to the palace to end up being killed?Hmph, he wants to see how bold this old emperor is!

"Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you?" Tao Tao didn't hear those words, but she still knew a little about the destruction of France.

According to the book, the king of this country is not a good guy, and he has to kill 1 monks before giving up.At that time, including four monks and apprentices, it was exactly 1.Looking at the current situation, I am afraid that it is similar to the book.

But she wasn't worried, anyway, Brother Hou had plenty of ways to deal with the king.

Monkey King whispered: "I heard what they said just now, saying that they want to send us to the palace to kill us."

Sure enough!

"What are you afraid of, Brother Monkey? With you here, who can kill us?" Tao Taoxin said that there are no monsters here, so it would be easy to clean up the king?

Monkey King laughed, and the worry on his brow disappeared.

When they finally arrived at the palace, the general actually sent them all the way to the Golden Luan Hall.After entering the hall, I saw a middle-aged man sitting on the dragon chair, who was the king who destroyed France.

Sun Wukong took a glance and found that the king was indeed the real dragon emperor. He thought it was a monster.

The king had just reached the age of [-], and he should have been in the prime of life, but his face was black and sad, and he looked very haggard.

The general knelt down and reported: "Your Majesty, these monks are from the east, and the last general arrested them specially, waiting for your majesty's order."

"Monk again? Hmph, it's just right, there are only four more to make up 1, and I don't have to worry about Nanan anymore..." The king suddenly stopped talking in the middle, and coughed: "Why? There is also a little lady? If a good girl doesn't learn female red embroidery, what kind of monk should she be?"

Tao Tao retorted: "Who stipulates that girls must learn female red embroidery? I don't like it. Of course, I am not a monk, but I just enshrine the Dharma, and I am only a disciple of the master."

"It's fine if you don't become a monk. I happen to be short of four monks..." The king glanced at Tang Monk and the four of them, nodded slightly and said, "You guys are unlucky. If you come, I will destroy France, so don't think about leaving again. Come on." People, arrest these four monks!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!" The general took the order, got up suddenly and rushed over. At the same time, dozens of guards rushed in from outside, surrounded Tang Seng and the four of them tightly, but squeezed Tao Tao to the outside.

"Hey, what are you doing? I'm with Master and the others..." Tao Tao felt discriminated against, and tried to push through the crowd to get in, but she couldn't get in. She was so tired that she wanted to grab a mace .

Sun Wukong protected Tang Seng behind his back with one hand, stared at the king and sneered, "You foolish lord is so unreasonable, even if you want to kill us, you should give a reason!"