[football] this god

After Cristiano put prank toys in Mr. Giggs's cabinet for a week, and Mr. Giggs complained to Keane many times to no avail, Mr. Giggs was angry on the eighth day of training. He drew a big lock and hung it on his cabinet, thus announcing the end of the war.

Rooney may feel that this dressing room is hopeless.

The Jazz turned a blind eye to the little turmoil in the locker room. In fact, he said this-"It's just a few prank toys, it's not a big deal, as long as the quality of training is guaranteed."

Today is another day of Sir Alex Ferguson's aimless, unreasonable partiality.

— The residents of Manchester think so.

"I think there was a ball in the group play that you could pass straight to me - it would be nice to pass it to Paul," Cristiano said of Rooney - referring to Rooney's tackle and handing it to Scholes. "But I think I'm in a better position, and if it goes from me to Paul, he'll have more time to run out of space—what do you think?"

The last sentence, Cristiano asked Scholes.

Scholes recalled the ball and nodded, "Both are fine. Cristiano's approach is conservative and it is not easy to lose the ball."

In today's group, Scholes is the serious striker in Cristiano's group.Rooney and Cristiano walked both sides.But the ball that Cristiano mentioned was passed to Rooney after stealing it. At that time, the opponent's offense was not organized and the defense line did not press forward, so the defense could be resumed immediately after losing the ball.

Strictly speaking, Rooney has three options.

Dribble past a defender and pass the ball directly to Scholes at the top, the pass is short and Scholes can run to a better receiving spot; direct the ball to Scholes Wells, the risk is quite high; the last is what Cristiano said.

However, Cristiano obviously does not intend to mention the first method-although he personally thinks that is the best method.

"If it's 1:0 close to the end of the game, Cristiano's approach is better. But if it's 1:0 behind and close to the end of the game, Wayne's approach is better." After listening for a while, Keane came over to express his opinion .

"Yes." Ferdinand also came over, "In the real game, your position was very deep at that time. If you lose the ball and the opponent counterattacks quickly, the defense will be in big trouble. But if it is when Manchester United is behind, Wayne's approach It was more in line with our idea of ​​​​pursuing points-because Paul was already very close to the goal at that time."

Rooney rubbed his chin and thought for a while, "Of course, thanks, Cristiano, that's a good idea."

Cristiano grinned.

"It's nothing. In fact, I think the ball you destroyed Ruud's offensive opportunity today was also great." Cristiano praised the other party - Van Nistelrooy sighed when he heard that he appeared innocently.

"You're aware of his movement right away, and the shovel is timely and clean."

Rooney scratched his head, "Thanks, uh... I don't know how to say it, but, thank you."

Keane gave Rooney a small smile and nodded, and Ferdinand was more direct - he stroked Cristiano's hair and gave Rooney a thumbs up at the same time.

It is a good thing for Manchester United that young people can communicate with each other instead of competing for order of play.

"Oh, sorry……"

Cristiano felt the phone vibrating in his backpack, so he pulled it out and checked it.

——"Okay, Roy, young people always have their own affairs. Besides, Cristiano never delays business." Ferdinand saw Keane frowning at Cristiano's phone, and immediately dragged him away.

Cristiano grinned at Ferdinand in gratitude.

"Rooney at Manchester United?"

- Of course it is Messi, it must be Messi.

"Barcelona is out of power and internet again?" Cristiano was disappointed by Messi's life, which is always two beats behind the world.

"Humans will selectively filter information and only pay attention to the information they want to pay attention to, except you and fools."

Cristiano was furious, "You are not 'selective screening', you are blind and unable to read. "

"Tell me about Rooney." Messi didn't seem angry, but asked Rooney persistently.

"Why do you have a special interest in him? I thought you didn't like Wayne." Cristiano felt curious—he still hasn't forgotten the aggressiveness of Messi when he asked him what he thought of Rooney.

"It's nothing, just asking casually." Leo thought for a while while biting the straw of his iced tea, and added another text message, "Britain's No. [-] rising star or something, sounds pretty good."

Soulless hypocrisy--Cristiano knows Messi, when he said this, the subtext is: I don't know who he is, but many people say he is good, so I have nothing to do today. Ask people who know him.

"Physical talent is great. Wayne's speed and strength are excellent. He is very suitable for the Premier League. But if you switch to La Liga, a league that does not emphasize hardness, you may not have much advantage. After all, if you have relatively small skills, I would Personally, I don’t think he is top. But anyway, there is no doubt that Wayne is definitely a top football player in general.” Cristiano said truthfully.

——This is why Cristiano didn't mention the first pass after passing when discussing the ball.

Because obviously, he doesn't think Rooney is suitable for this method - not that he can't pass people, but that...

Well, Rooney may and may not be good at it.

"This is how the Premier League misunderstands football."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Cristiano didn't understand why Messi suddenly jumped from Rooney to criticize the Premier League.

"As the most watched league in the world, the Premier League's physical requirements make many people mistakenly think that being strong can become a good player-obviously you have also been misled. I hope you don't give up your little skills for this, as long as you Focus on being a player with all the brawn and no brains." Leo satirized Ronaldo.

Cristiano felt a blow to his very core as a person.

After all, he is still quite focused on being a muscular man.

"I have to warn you that a forward with a thin body can be squeezed out of the touchline by a defender. You can't completely ignore strength training. You only see the roughness of the Premier League, but you never experience it. "

"The truth is that they ruined the beauty of football and turned it into a Sanda game." Leo thought he hit the nail on the head, and he was very correct.

Cristiano curled his lips angrily, "You are slandering the Premier League without root. You don't understand the Premier League."

"It's enough for me to understand football." Leo replied unceremoniously, and directly implied that the Premier League has nothing to do with football.

Cristiano rolled his eyes, "You have a prejudice against physical advantage - but the fact is that sometimes physical advantage is a stronger advantage. After all, you have to know that running fast is running fast, and others just can't catch up with you .”

"But good brains mean you can make even a runner miss the ball."

"Please shut up, thank you."

"I know you've surrendered, you're welcome."

"Hey? Cristiano, did you change your phone? What happened to your previous phone? Didn't you only use it for a few months?" Ferdinand, who had finally comforted Kean, found Cristiano when he returned to the locker room. Nuo seems to have changed to a new mobile phone - the color is different, the change is obvious, and anyone who is not blind can see it.

Cristiano was racking his brains thinking about how to win back for himself, so he said subconsciously: "The text message memory of that phone is exhausted."

—By the way, he hates the non-smartphones of this day and age and their limited storage.Smartphones are much better, at least they don't limit SMS memory and can also chat online.Online chat records can also be downloaded and transferred.

Technology is great. I hope that Mr. Jobs will speed up the process of developing the iPhone.

Ferdinand felt that he didn't understand young people's views on money, "Then why don't you delete text messages? Isn't it easier and easier to buy a mobile phone than delete text messages?" ——Young people, don't know how to save money, they are too good at wasting money... … thought Ferdinand.

"I don't want to delete those text messages..." Cristiano directly denied Ferdinand's proposal.

Mr. Giggs, who had suffered a lot in the past week, heard this, rushed over at the speed of Bolt running [-] meters and squeezed Ferdinand away, his eyes flooded, "Whose text message? Is it Argentine?"

——He had a premonition of the possibility of revenge, and more importantly, this kind of revenge is something Keane likes to see and will definitely encourage.

Cristiano suddenly thought of a good idea to fight back against Messi, so he immediately threw himself into the world war. Hearing the correct answer reported by Giggs, he answered without thinking, "Well, yes."

—— "But a person who runs fast can make a person with good brains unable to touch the ball at all, admit it! You are just jealous of others running fast!"

"Why don't you want to delete it? Is it because you can't bear it?"

Cristiano found Giggs annoying, "Of course, otherwise why don't you delete the text message?"

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