[football] this god

The whole day ended with Mendes's desperate and desperate praise of two "mature" good boys, and finally it was confirmed that neither of them had a reason for "whether you want to come to Chelsea" or "no, I won't die" After this incident and "resentment" towards the other party, Mendes took away Mourinho, who might commit another crime if he stayed for a second.

——"Stay at home, don't cause trouble, God, do you know how frightened I was when Jazz called me that day?" Mendes took Cristiano's hand before leaving.

Cristiano's ears and curly hair all stood up, "What did Sir tell you?"

—“He said he knew your little secret, and that I shouldn’t keep it from him about such a big thing. So what’s the secret? When I asked him, he actually said—“Jorge, Jorge, Don't you know? Well, let's just assume I didn't call you today." And then there was nothing. "

Cristiano was covered in white sweat, "When did he tell you..."

——"The night of the Champions League final, what happened? What did you do?"

Only now did Cristiano remember that Giggs saw him on the day of the Champions League final, and now that the European Cup is over...

However, Cristiano, who survived the catastrophe, didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he had to say vaguely, "Ah, Ryan bumped into me to buy French fries-I guess that's what happened, Sir also told me."

Mendes obviously didn't believe it, but he couldn't think of anything else he could hide from himself, so he left suspiciously.

Anger at Mr Giggs' utterly unreliable behavior was burning in Cristiano's chest until the day he returned to training.

——He wants Mr. Giggs' new season to never be peaceful.

To this end, he spent a week formulating a careful battle plan.

"Uh... what are you doing?"

Cristiano shuddered at the familiar voice and almost threw out the huge spring-loaded caterpillar for Giggs.

"...is doing big things." Cristiano turned around and found that he was also an "old friend". "Want to join? Surprise someone."

The young, future British captain and Manchester United captain, Mr. Rooney, who just announced his joining this season, looked at Caterpillar and Cristiano with a mentally retarded expression, "Thank you, but it's okay—by the way, it's really okay for you to spoof old players like this." How did I hear that Manchester United's dressing room is very disciplined?"

Rooney's expression seemed to be: Did I go to the wrong door?Is this Manchester City?

Cristiano shrugged, carefully installed the caterpillar toy in Giggs's small cabinet, and after experimenting to confirm that the installation was correct, he carefully cleaned up the crime scene, and said by the way: "Uh, anyway, let me introduce myself - Cristiano Ronaldo, and, I know you, Wayne Rooney."

"I know you too."—a soulless nonsense, "By the way, congratulations, Portugal won the European Cup, and you are indeed the best in the final."

"Ha, thanks, you're great too. They say you're the best newcomer in the UK."

An "old man" and a young man showed a very polite smile to each other, and then they didn't know how to continue this soulless mutual flattery, so they had to return to their seats in despair to change their clothes and prepare for warm-up training.

— “Uh, Wayne, can I call you that? Can you please stop telling Roy later…I mean Keene, can you please stop telling him I’m a caterpillar?”

Mr. Rooney showed an expression of "Is your whole team mentally retarded and can't even see this?"

——"No, it's just... you know, the whole team may know it's me, but as long as no one tells Roy "yes, I saw it with my own eyes, it's Cristiano's trick", he will pretend not to know it's me dry. "

Rooney: The captain is so biased, what future does this team have?Is it too late to apply for a transfer now?

But Rooney nodded stiffly.

"Hey! Cristiano, I can hear you! What unequal treaty are you proposing to our young Mr. Rooney? I swear I'll tell Roy."

Rooney and Cristiano turned their heads at the same time, and they saw the unreliable No. [-] leader Ferdinand walking in with his backpack on his face.

"You have no credibility in front of Roy, with all due respect," Cristiano said triumphantly, "As long as Wayne promises not to tell me, Roy will never believe you——Wayne, you will stand with me ?"

Ferdinand smiled and put his arms around Cristiano's neck, and kissed his cheek affectionately, "Congratulations on finding a new partner—by the way, the European Cup final is so exciting, I will revisit it in an average of two days." One more time. Well done, my good boy."

Cristiano rubbed the saliva on his face, "You should be used to my behavior like this."

"Of course," Ferdinand let go of Cristiano, went to say hello to Rooney, and then added, "but I was surprised, you know? Ryan told me the night of the Champions League final, he saw that Argentine... ..."

"Leo!" Cristiano suddenly shouted to stop Ferdinand.

Ferdinand was thoughtful, "Oh, yes, Ryan asked me later, he said that the Jazz warned him not to tell others-but don't worry, Cristiano, except for me, O'Shea, Scholes, Rue No one else knows except De, Roy, Phil and Gary, we've come to an agreement, we're not going to tell anyone."

...Isn't that all known?

"Hey, don't make that look, at least you should be glad that The Sun didn't know about it." Ferdinand said with a smile, "It's no big deal, Cristiano, it's not a bad thing."

Ferdinand looked at Rooney, then rubbed his socks to Cristiano's side, and lowered his voice mysteriously, saying, "Ryan told me that he didn't dare to tell Sir - he actually saw the girl's face. "

Cristiano was so frightened that his pants were put on backwards.

"He said he saw it with a high-powered telescope from the high-rise stands, but he couldn't see clearly, and only saw a side face."

— Sick... Cristiano thought.

"Ryan said he only told me and Roy - he said the girl wasn't very pretty."

— Messi has never been beautiful, thank you.But it's a good thing, Cristiano thought, it's a good thing Messi is only sixteen or seventeen now, and Ryan didn't recognize him.

"And it's kind of boyish—very boyish in temperament. And it's a very... cold boy. If it weren't for that hairstyle, he might really think you're just taking a buddy to the game. "

--nonsense!How many times have I said that he was originally a man!Cristiano roared inwardly.

And, I'm going to shave Messi's head one day.

"But he thinks it's right for you..." Ferdinand scratched his chin. "It's strange that he thinks it's right for you. I thought we agreed on this—we both thought that the little Argentine girl must be a Sweetie."

Cristiano was silent for a while, "Why does he think we are suitable?"

——No other meaning, he was just curious.Cristiano stuck his neck in his heart to defend himself.

Ferdinand stretched his arms and pulled the clothes and shoes over, and continued to betray Mr. Giggs to Cristiano in a low voice while changing them.

"He can't say it, you know? He said it was a feeling. He saw the two of you sitting next to each other drinking water and chatting. You smiled at her, and felt that you were with us at that time and other times. It’s different when you’re together. You know, eyes don’t lie, you look at each other differently than you look at other people.”

There is no way to be the same, after all, "friends of life and death", life and death.Cristiano thought.

——"So, did he watch the ball besides the two of us?" Cristiano couldn't bear to ask, but he didn't know why he didn't explain the "misunderstanding" about the eyes.

Ferdinand gave him a "you know" look, "Obviously not. When I asked him the score, he actually told me it was 2:0-but the whole world saw a 3:0."

Cristiano rolled his eyes restrainedly.

"Anyway, Cristiano, I trust Ryan in this kind of thing - if he both thinks you two look right, then it must be right. Seriously, I'm happy for you. You You know, Roy is too—he's not the kind of person who talks a lot, but he likes you very much, and he's always worried that you'll be like Ryan..."

Cristiano obviously felt that this worry was necessary.

"But... In short, he was very happy when he heard that, because he thought the girl who delivered the tea was a good boy—"A boy can find a suitable partner while he is around, which is the best thing I know thing," Roy said at the time. "Ferdinand patted Cristiano on the shoulder.

"Treat that girl well, or I'm worried that Roy will be the first to let you go."

Cristiano felt a lot of pressure. He worried that when Keane knew that it was a man, he would induce a heart attack because of the broken dream.

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I didn't thank you when I went out to play before, let's thank you together today

Thank you jokes were released yesterday, the author of the last chapter has something to say, please check it out

I just returned to our village at noon, and I am still angry, so I will sort out the blood and tears of my trip to Spain.

【Madrid chapter】

1. Introduction

I only stayed in Madrid for one day, because our professional second brother told me that Madrid is boring, but Barcelona is fun.

I trusted him a lot, I trusted him too much, because we were so aligned about the Louvre.

Here is a sentence from a friend who went to Spain with me to sum up the experience: one difference between two people can deduce countless differences, but one similarity cannot explain farts.

2. Let’s talk about the Bernabéu and restaurants, because I didn’t go to other places...

2.1. Bernabeu:

The Bernabéu tour has an officially planned route with road signs along the way, so there is nothing to say.

I went relatively early, and I arrived at the gate before ten o'clock and was ready to line up to buy tickets-the door opened at ten o'clock.It is recommended that you go early, because if you are late, you may catch up with the tour group to buy tickets, collect tickets and visit. When there are too many people, it is not convenient to take pictures.

There are two official places to take pictures in Bernabeu, one is to take pictures with the high imitation Champions League trophy, and the other is to take pictures with virtual players and print a photo for 13 Euros. My brother told me: I bought 3 tickets, 39 Euros, one should be 12 Euros.

……

Oh……

Then the official store is nothing new, just jerseys and so on. Given that there are many official stores in Madrid, I don’t think there is a need to queue up at the Bernabéu because there are too many people.

But you still have to buy jerseys in official stores, because those that don’t have an official brand are selling fakes – Barcelona and Madrid are the same, don’t go to the gift shop on the street to buy “official products”.

ps Officially sells small dolls, your dolls are out of stock in every store I go to in Madrid and Barcelona...【Smile loading directly failed.jpg】

2.2. Restaurant (mesontxistu)

Customer officials who follow Weibo may have seen what I said. This store has an official website, and it will come out after a search.There are menus in multiple languages ​​on the official website, but it's useless because the clerk only speaks Spanish.

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Don't try to force them, just point them to the pictures on the official website. After all, these people have to listen to thisone eight times to understand.

The recommended dish is the grilled meat on a clay plate, which is really delicious.

We also ordered a prawn which was not bad but I forgot what it was called...

After the meal, the store will send a smoothie wine, which is very delicious, and it has basically no alcohol content. It’s okay for me to drink it upside down.

3. Summary

To be in Madrid is to have a determination to be dumb and deaf.

Nobody understands you when you speak English, so they speak English...

You may also not recognize that it is English.

Besides, they don't necessarily speak English.

Finally, be careful with your wallet.

【Barcelona】

I'm furious.

It's all pee.

The visual sense of a small county in the urban-rural fringe.

Sagrada Familia: Liar, everything is 13 euros.

Park Guell: Only the colorful lizard can be seen, but the problem is that the lizard is just a little bit closer to the entrance. I don’t know why we made such a big effort to make an appointment to buy tickets.

Beach: My friend is a landlubber, I don’t like sand, so I just sat on the beach for a while—it’s very dry, but the lemon juice (without mint leaves) is delicious, if the girls and aunts who are basking in the sun can wear their tops I'm happier now, and I have no other thoughts.

However, I strongly recommend everyone to buy the pooping villain statue, and the picture is on Weibo.This one is really very creative, and there is nothing wrong with it except that it is not like a real person.

Finally, when girls go to the small shop, don’t place an order, because it’s hard to say whether you will meet a strange uncle who wants to take advantage...

Again, I don't know why I'm going to Barcelona. If it wasn't for the fact that the poop guy is very suitable for me, I might have to buy a kitchen knife to hold our second brother hostage.

【Finish】