[football] this god

Cristiano originally wanted to complain about Mourinho's tactics to Leo, but considering that the name Mourinho may be a banned word for Leo recently, so Cristiano could only hold back aggrieved-some When dreaming back at midnight, Cristiano would be moved to tears because of his empathy.

Although, well, Leo probably doesn't find anything moving at all.

And when Cristiano was full of dislike for Mourinho, Mr. Mourinho also expressed his dislike for Real Madrid, a very interesting team, after the Madrid derby.

This made Mr. Mendes think that he had seen the dawn of hope, that Mourinho was finally going to give up going to Madrid-but of course, it turned out that God had long abandoned Mr. Mendes.

——After all, even Barcelona now knows that Real Madrid is very tempted by Mourinho.

As always, this gossip comes from Mr. Pique, who also brought another gossip - that the Madrid derby may be Pellegrini's last chance to save his job.

Leo was silent the whole time, but by no means indifferent.

But Leo has to say that the Madrid derby is not a game that can be used for reference other than once again proving that Real Madrid's leaky defense has no value-if there is, it can only be said Mourinho does have a long way to go. After all, Real Madrid's defense doesn't seem to know what they are getting for the salary they receive.

The Madrid derby ended with a score of 4:1 - Cristiano's hat-trick, Higuain's goal and Aguero's long-range shot to save face.

The four goals scored by Real Madrid are all routine operations, nothing more than a push in front of the goal, which is not worthy of Leo's careful consideration. The only thing worth mentioning is Aguero's long-range shot, because that long-range shot is enough. It proves the problem of Real Madrid's defense.

"So you look down on Sergio and the others again." Cristiano concluded when he heard this.

Leo didn't know who Sergio was, but he didn't bother to ask.After all, it doesn't matter who Sergio is, they're all the same piece of shit anyway.

——Aguero's goal happened in the No.608 minute of the game. At that time, Real Madrid had already led 3:0, and it could be sealed as a victory.

At that time, there was a mistake in the connection between Kaka and Cristiano-it is not ruled out that it was careless because of the big victory, but in short, there was a misunderstanding between Kaka and Cristiano. Insert | On, but in fact Cristiano didn't have this intention-the Atletico Madrid defender seized this good opportunity and quickly hit the ball to the frontcourt after stealing.

Ramos and the rest of the defense turned around and chased back, but although they were active enough this time, they were overly concentrated on one point when they returned to the defense, which gave Atletico Madrid an opportunity.

When the Atletico Madrid striker encountered a siege, he hit the ball in front of Aguero who was plugged in behind.

Aguero takes the ball and shoots straight from distance - the ball goes into the goal from the far corner.

Leo believes that this ball can be regarded as one of the more entertaining ones in this game. After all, although the push shot in front of the goal is economical, it cannot be compared with the long shot in terms of good looks.

Although Cristiano wanted to refute Rio, but considering that Rio and Barcelona had just been historically defeated by Mourinho, and Mourinho was about to come to Madrid, Cristiano decided to take a step back and reluctantly admit that Agui Luo, this ball has a little aesthetics.

But maybe Leo also felt that it is not very polite to completely deny Real Madrid, so he said symbolically: "Higuain is also good. The assist you gave is very good, but in fact you can also hit the goal yourself."

Cristiano was a little happier, "It is always safer to be closer to the goal, not to mention that I was almost standing at a zero-degree angle at the time, and it is undoubtedly more economical to pass back to the goal."

"I mean, if you shoot yourself, you could have a big four." Leo said casually. Did he score as many goals as me?"

Cristiano rolled his eyes and snorted viciously.

"Well, if you think about it from this perspective, you're quite... You know, you have the spirit of sharing." Leo seemed a little happier.

Cristiano denied this loudly, "It's your fault! I didn't expect you to score twice in this round of the league! I thought Guardiola would give you a rest against the newly promoted team! And you also said at the time that it was possible Yes! This is an official conspiracy of La Liga! It is a conspiracy between you and Guardiola! La Liga officials actually let your game be held the day after Real Madrid, and Guardiola actually did not replace you against the newly promoted team!"

Leo shrugged, "After you have a hat-trick, will I still rest? Will the team let me rest? Barcelona don't want to find out that the Golden Boot is a Real Madrid guy at the end of the season."

"Conspiracy!" Cristiano roared angrily.

"It's your own bad math, not some conspiracy—you should have known that you shouldn't be so share-conscious when your lead isn't that big." Leo gloated, "And I didn't talk to You said that I will definitely take turns off, it's just "possible"-everything is just your own fantasy. "——Barcelona has basically established the status of the league champion, and now the only suspense is the Golden Boot. So Leo cares about this, but not so much.

He still insisted on playing just because he didn't want to "give up" the golden boot to Cristiano-everything between him and Cristiano had to be "robbed". Humility at this time is not a virtue but a humiliation.

Cristiano sighed dejectedly-in fact, he didn't count the number of goals when he was on the field, he only had time to think about how to plan the attack.

But well, he had to admit, he miscalculated.

"But looking on the bright side," Cristiano said, "at least we won the game and I'm not behind in the goal charts."

Leo let out a mocking sneer, "Very gratifying result—congratulations."

Cristiano was even sadder, sitting on the carpet like a dejected golden retriever.

Leo listened to Cristiano’s silence for a long time, and finally realized his conscience, and decided to give him some comfort—after all, it’s a bit of a slog because he didn’t make great progress in the goal list because of bad mathematics, “Okay, anyway, at least The media in Madrid started to praise your team spirit, didn't they? They started to praise your spirit for sharing the ball, which is a good thing."

Cristiano refuses to be fooled, "but you don't think that way, you must be thinking 'Look, Mendes' public relations fee finally reflects his existence value'. "

Leo paused, "Do you want to fight?"

Cristiano snorted, "You can't beat me, I have height and weight advantages, and my speed is not slower than you, and I am flexible enough."

"But I'm more flexible, I'm better coordinated—and I've got brains," Leo said dryly. "By the way, the height advantage is sometimes a disadvantage, because when you're too tall, it means There will be a loss of frequency and control under your feet—compared to me.”

"Ha, but you can't even compete with me for a header." Cristiano launched a crit, "I am tall and good at jumping, and you can't beat me at all in the high-altitude ball."

"But if a free kick is sent to your feet, you will definitely lose to me in the fight, because you will become stiff if you have too many muscles, and it is still the same sentence, when you are too tall, your ability at your feet will definitely decrease. There are minus points - and there are."

"But if I serve a free kick, I can hit the goal directly, because my strength is good enough to hit a long shot, and I am also good at spinning the ball so that it is difficult for the goalkeeper to judge the whereabouts of the ball." Cristiano argued , he has forgotten why they started such a boring conversation at that time.

"Is my strength poor? You should look at other people's defense against me-I often drag a few defenders to dribble." Leo refused to give an inch, "Although people often think that I am easy because of my size. I was knocked into the air, but in fact they all realized that they were wrong in the end—not only was it not easy for me to be dealt with by force confrontation, but I even knew how to win in such a confrontation.”

Cristiano sneered, "But your physical fitness will be consumed quickly, and I won't. I can still complete nine 10-minute games in such a strength confrontation, so from this perspective, my physical fitness and strength are both good." better than you."

"You have to, that's because Real Madrid always win at the last moment." Leo said knowingly, "Barcelona is not, Barcelona can solve the battle in a shorter time-so it's not because of my physical fitness." The problem is that I don't need to be on the run for nine or ten minutes."

Cristiano was speechless.

He thought for a long time and decided to change the subject.

"I'm the only one who discusses the advantages and disadvantages of players with you at this time. But you still talk to me like this, you don't know how to cherish it." Cristiano said, "But I still have to say, you are There is a problem with physical fitness, after all, you are the first to say that you are tired and going to bed every time."

Leo froze for a moment, and didn't expect what Cristiano was talking about at first.

It took about a minute before Leo realized he was saying "that".

"Why didn't you think that it's because your skills are too poor, so I thought of using such an excuse to end this early?" Leo said dryly, "I was the only person who was so considerate at that time, You still talk to me like this, you don't know how to cherish it."

Cristiano gaped.