[football] this god

Here's the thing -

Mr Mourinho burst onto the pitch after the game, ecstasy after realizing that he had won a historic victory against Barcelona and had spoken out on behalf of all professional teams in Europe at all levels about the bullshit "pass football" Pulling his team members to dance a crappy ballroom dance to celebrate-but judging from the expressions of the Inter Milan players, they are not happy to be funny with the coach.

The Camp Nou was filled with curses from the fans.

Guardiola stood at the passage back to the locker room and looked at Mourinho with a livid face-the Barcelona players also stopped and turned their heads to look at Mourinho's poor performance on the field.

I have to say that although the technique was clumsy, it did succeed in angering all members of Barcelona.

"Sir, go back." The Barcelona assistant coach was afraid that Guardiola would rush into the field and beat Mourinho and provoke UEFA's fine, so he hurried over to drag Guardiola away-although Puyol also He wanted to kick Mourinho to death, but the days would be long, so he decided to save Guardiola for the time being.

The more Guardiola was pulled, the more he became furious-although he has experienced many changes and difficulties, but he has never been as devastated as this time.

In the final analysis, it is all to blame for Mourinho's unrivaled irritating ability.

Seeing that Guardiola would not leave, the assistant teacher began to worry that something might happen. He pondered for a while and temporarily entrusted Guardiola to Puyol and Xavi, who had just turned around to help, and trotted over by himself. When he arrived at Mr. Groundskeeper who was watching the situation in the field, he muttered in a low voice.

Mr. Groundskeeper's eyes lit up, thinking why didn't I think of such a clever idea?

While thinking about it, he ran to put it into practice.

Mourinho, oblivious to all this, was still dragging his players to a ballroom dance - and the rain suddenly poured down.

At the beginning, the entire Inter Milan team thought it was really raining. When they were surprised by the changeable weather in Barcelona, ​​they almost turned their noses when they looked up. The visiting team was still standing in the field, and the home team began to sprinkle water after the game.

But when the Inter Milan players were about to rush over to argue with the Barcelona staff, they saw Mourinho shaking off the water on his body-suddenly, the sadness of being forced to dance with the coach before and being drenched all over Water's anger dissipated in an instant.

But of course, of course, for the sake of face, the Inter Milan players went over to protest symbolically.

——Cristiano was very happy to watch, and he passed this happiness to everyone around him in the next few days.

"Why do you hate Mourinho so much?" Raul asked in surprise.

It was the day before Real Madrid played the Madrid derby. Raul was basically determined to leave the team at that time, but unlike Keane who wanted to slowly withdraw from the team, Raul behaved as usual-Cristiano guessed he was not I can really treat this matter with a normal heart. After all, no one can have no complaints when they are really kicked out by a club that has been loyal to them for more than ten years. Cristiano feels that Raul just doesn't want the club to feel dissatisfied.

After all, Raul should know that sooner or later he will want to return to the club's management.

"I don't hate him!" Cristiano opened his eyes and said nonsense, "I just think he is very... special."

Raul gave Cristiano a "ghost believes you" look, "Anyway, I heard that the club has "thoughts" about him, so... maybe you can try to discover his strengths. "

——"Mourinho seems to be very close to Real Madrid. Didn't you ask Mr. Mendes? Is Mourinho really ready to sign with Real Madrid?"

"Last time" it was Ramos who told this gossip to Cristiano, and he hoped that Cristiano could help him find a real hammer.

"I asked," Cristiano said, "and Jorge didn't tell me, you know, a professional agent like Jorge won't tell anyone anything unless the signing is confirmed."

"My God, does he work for the National Security Service?" Ramos sighed. "And what do you think about Mourinho?"

"It's okay, I don't know him very well," Cristiano said honestly, "but why do I feel that you seem to have a little opinion of him? Is it my illusion? It's best my illusion."

But Cristiano was surprised to find that Ramos didn't mean to refute at all, "In fact, I was very hesitant and worried."

"You broke the law, you better not talk," Cristiano reminded Ramos.

But Ramos refused to stop at the brink, "Okay Cristiano, don't pretend you are indifferent to this - you saw his game, he is a stubborn defensive player, but we are not that cheap players. Only cheap players. Players are the ones who play defense, not us. We are some of the most expensive players in the world, and each of us is one of the top players in our position—especially you, are we going to be like those guys? Are people with [-] euros just squatting on the field without vigor? If he just wants to take the bus, then he doesn’t need us, he just needs to bring the Inter Milan group.”

"Sese, Inter Milan's players are actually very famous." Cristiano stopped him in vain.

"But not as good as us," Ramos said. "Who is famous? Sneijder? But no matter how famous he is, he is not the top three players in the world - but Real Madrid has two players who have won the first place in the world."

"Once, sese, two players who once won the number one in the world." Cristiano was sullen.

Ramos rolled his eyes. "Do whatever you want with that, but you know what I'm talking about—we're a team that's going to attack."

"Maybe Sneijder will be among the top three in the world this year." Cristiano sighed.

Ramos was going to be pissed off by Cristiano, "Don't care about such small things, we are not discussing who is the number one in the world now-well, if you have to say this part, I have to say, Sne It is impossible for Germany to enter the top three in the world this year. Cristiano, the Golden Globe Award is an individual award, and no one stipulates that whoever wins any award can enter the top three in the Golden Globe Award-in fact, the core of the team that wins the championship can win The Ballon d’Or is just because the core of the team that wins the championship is usually the best player in the world. After all, you know that not all cats and dogs can be the core of the top giants.”

"The giants will buy the best players in the world, so if one of the giants wins the championship, of course its core is the best." Ramos said, "But it doesn't matter-I'm talking about Mourinho .”

Cristiano sighed again, "But what if Mourinho can really win?"

"It's good to win," Ramos said, "but can't we beat Barcelona without defending in the pit? I don't believe it. Besides, he doesn't win every time defending in the pit."

"Look at sese, who knows? Maybe he will give up the boring 901 tactics when he arrives at Real Madrid-considering that we are really a team that is good at attacking." Cristiano said weakly with drooping eyebrows-he It was hard to convince even himself, he said this only because he felt that this matter might already be a fait accompli, and any resistance would be meaningless.

——Cristiano has long known that there will be such a day, but when this day comes, he still can't help but feel sad for himself—no matter where he goes, he will eventually be unable to escape Mourinho's clutches, "but this The season isn't over yet, isn't it too early to talk about that?"

Raul raised his eyebrows, "No, this season is over for the club - we are likely to have no championship in the third line, and what is worse than this is that we were double-killed by Barcelona in the league. The club cannot accept this. You Surprised?"

Cristiano shook his head honestly, "I just didn't expect this matter to be on the agenda now."

"There's no need to hide it, Real Madrid is always like this..."

When Raul said this, Guti suddenly coughed loudly next to him-Raul realized that his words would be regarded as accusations against the club, and then stopped.

Cristiano pretended not to hear this sentence, "Just because Mourinho won Barcelona? But he actually won it was not pretty, he won it by defending in the pit - this is not Real Madrid's style, is it? So even so , the club still want him?"

"I don't know," Raul became cautious, "Maybe, after all, it's good to win. Now Real Madrid's greatest wish is victory and trophies."

"But he likes to defend, can he get support here?" Cristiano asked - and this is also his biggest question since returning "here": he still wonders if Mourinho's defense is what he is in Madrid. original sin.

Raul frowned, he was not very willing to answer this question-obviously, he also thought that Mourinho's defensive mode was not suitable for Real Madrid, but it was difficult for him to answer this question, because once he answered this question, he was likely to be rejected. It is considered to be a question of the club's decision-making.

He looked at Cristiano, smiled, but said nothing.

"Uh," Cristiano also realized this, he was a little embarrassed - he has rarely made such a low-level mistake since "" and it really shouldn't have happened, "Anyway, wait and see what happens? I guess That's right."

Raul nodded with a smile, "Go get ready."

Cristiano fled like flying - he attributed such a low-level mistake to the influence of the bad luck of Mourinho, the loser. historical picture.