[football] this god

"Look at this report! Although I also think it's a coincidence, it's too coincidental..."

The next morning, Harvey showed up at the training ground with a newspaper delivered by the subway station, ""The biggest coincidence in the history of European football-one player scored twice in two Champions League games, and two scored twice. The player's two goals came at the same time: [-]:[-], and [-]:[-]. This is an unheard of story." Although the media is good at exaggerating, I have to say that they were right this time - this incident Things are too strange. "

He read the newspaper like this and expressed his thoughts casually, then looked up and looked around, "Does anyone want to say something? Are we witnessing history?"

Iniesta glanced at him, then buried his head and continued to tidy up the cabinet, "To be honest, Harvey, I just feel that your reflex arc is different from ordinary people-in fact, this incident was triggered on the Internet as early as last night. It's a huge wave. But you're only now discussing it with us."

Harvey immediately leaned over, "It's not my fault, of course I knew about it last night, but I just wanted to discuss it with you. Otherwise, I wouldn't have brought this newspaper over—I even went to the subway entrance to get it. over this."

Iniesta made a false trembling motion, "Then I'm really touched, although I don't need it."

Harvey looked at Iniesta with a very hurt expression, and for some reason Leo was reminded of the dog raised by his father with his shy eyebrows.

"Actually, it's just a coincidence, and it's not worth making a fuss about."

——Leo, who had been sitting silently in his seat adjusting his equipment, suddenly spoke.

"It's... very ordinary." Leo said this, trying his best to make it appear that this is indeed an ordinary thing, and it's not worth digging into—although Leo believes that no one is really big enough to think of this kind of thing. Occasionally it is associated with "that", but it is still best to be careful in everything, after all, he and Ronaldo are not really "clearing themselves".

The eyes of the entire locker room were on Leo—they felt a little strange, after all, none of them said it was not a coincidence, did they?

But when someone wanted to ask something, Puyol frowned at everyone.

Great, now everyone knows that Puyol doesn't approve of them yelling at Leo about this - and everyone just shut up.

Except Harvey.

But the smart Harvey didn't continue to talk about it with Leo, he just turned to Deco.

Deco looked at Harvey and then at Puyol, but he had to admit that although Puyol didn't want Leo to feel unhappy because of other people's cross-examination, his kindness obviously didn't benefit others-Puyol also liked it For this gossip, he is also waiting to hear the part of Ronaldo's reaction that Deco knows.

——Life is usually boring, if you can't find some gossip for yourself, then you will live too pure and ascetic, too saintly.

To be honest, Puyol is vulgar, and he enjoys vulgarity very much.

So obviously, when things got to this point, if Deco said I'm sorry I didn't gossip with Cristiano about it, he guessed no one would believe it.And not only no one will believe it, but it will be considered as deliberately not sharing gossip with teammates and spoiling the fun-Puyols now have incredible tolerance for Leo, but this tolerance has never been promoted.

Deco is well aware of this, so Deco can only hand over his gossip material, "Cristiano thinks it is very interesting."

Leo pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

"Is it just fun? Comeon! How can the party be so boring? It's against the law!" Ronaldinho interjected—perhaps nothing is more important to him than being funny.

"What method?" Thuram asked casually.

Ronaldinho thought for a moment - obviously everyone knew this was just a rhetorical device, so no one had asked him this before, "Probably Article [-] of the Charter of the United Nations - all human beings in the world are entitled to gossip and The right to have fun."

Ronaldinho said solemnly that even Puyol thought for a while that there was such a clause in the UN Charter.

"Cristiano sounds like he thinks this is quite interesting, but I suspect that Jazz doesn't like it very much - although I don't understand why he doesn't like this, but anyway, Cristiano said that Jazz went back to the hotel on the bus. Scolding him all the time. The Jazz scolded him for not picking the right time to score—to be honest, this is really aggrieved." Although Deco made a very sympathetic expression, his gloating tone betrayed him ——But no one really cares about this. After all, everyone likes to see geniuses have unsatisfactory things, including Mr. Messi. Word.

Although he "heard" it yesterday.

— "So you escaped?" Leo asked when he got a call from Cristiano, "considering you texted me earlier that Sir called you into his room to be scolded. I assume you Are you escaping from the sea of ​​suffering now? But it took you a long time..."

Leo looked at his watch. It had been almost an hour since Cristiano texted him—he suspected that the Jazz would let Cristiano back to his room simply because he thought it was time for Cristiano to go to bed.

Cristiano gave a dry chuckle, "Good guess, but I don't think there's much sympathy in your guess. I have to condemn you, considering that this incident was all about you."

Leo felt very gloating when he heard Cristiano's very sad tone. In order to express his gloating, he even pretended not to hear the second half of Cristiano's words, "Although I don't want to say" I told you a long time ago I’ve passed you”—that would make me gloat too much, but the fact is that I told you a long time ago that you shouldn’t tell your head coach about this—although we never discussed such a boring thing, he still All coincidences will be regarded as premeditated. "

"Thank you for the hindsight." Cristiano said dryly, "but it's still the same sentence, aren't you responsible? Why didn't you score a goal 1 minute late? It was your carelessness that caused me to go through Such a horrible thing - and I'll tell you the truth, Jazz haven't scolded me for more than five minutes since I've been at Manchester United."

"You can also score a goal 1 minute earlier," Leo retorted, "Don't blame everything, Mr. Aveiro, that's very unmanly-"Manchester United like the most manly man", you are not Manchester United like this favorite. "

Cristiano snorted.

Leo pretended not to hear, "Anyway, if I wasn't the person involved, it would be hard for me to imagine that this was just a coincidence, so you can imagine how Sir Alex Ferguson viewed this "miracle"—"with ulterior motives and ulterior motives", That's all for sure. "

"Isn't it?" Cristiano tugged at the lint on the towel sullenly, "Guess what Jazz said?" Shut up Cristiano! I'd rather believe that the two of you really treat each other like nothing and made an agreement It's hard to believe that it's just a coincidence to score goals at the same time for some shameless purpose! Oh no... both of them are bad, both sound bad, but I think the former is better- If it’s the latter, I can only tell myself that this is fate!”」

"It's fate, however, and he's got to live with it." Leo displayed his unwelcome honesty. "Sir Ferguson had a very inexplicable resentment and discrimination against me, and I think it's important to correct him." Attitude has a unique meaning—from this perspective, although you have suffered a little, it is still worth it.”

Cristiano rolled his eyes and showed a very false smile and ten small white teeth, "Thank you, very instructive, but I am alive and well, and I don't want to kill myself."

Leo curled his lips. "Anyway, you know what I mean - I'm right, as always, you have to admit it."

"But the fact is that I was scolded, but you actually asked me to tell the Jazz that he had to get used to it." Cristiano asked him angrily, "I didn't see your usual truth, I only saw your usual reluctance. People like it."

Leo curled his lips again, but considering that Ronaldo was indeed pitiful today, he graciously forgave him for his rudeness, "However, again, when you tell him this, you have to know that you should get used to it. this."

——"But then again, I have to admit that the reporter is right."

While Leo was in a daze, the topic in the locker room developed rapidly.

"Which part are you talking about? They've talked a lot about it. "Spiritual communication on the pitch," "like telepathic twins"—I think it's all good, although it's kind of... you know, it sounds disgusting. of. "

"Uh, neither."

"Do I have to beg you to finish the sentence?"

"Well... that's the most disgusting one."

"The soul mate?"

"Yeah, that's it."

Leo smiled, adjusted his shoelaces one last time, and left the locker room for the training ground.