[football] this god

"Barcelona's Messi and Manchester United's Ronaldo scored twice at the same time. How do you feel about this?" At the post-match press conference, a reporter from Spain asked the Jazz such a question.

Jazz, whose smile was already forced, froze, and said dryly, "I don't have any thoughts. Good night, everyone."

Let's pull back the timeline a little bit.

——There were no more goals in the two games in the first half, and it was rare to live in peace.

Back in the second half, Lisbon kicked off first for Manchester United.

In the minute of the game, Neville and Scholes' pincers caused a mistake by the Sporting Lisbon players. The ball was touched by the Sporting Lisbon players out of the boundary, and Manchester United got the ball.

Scholes took the ball and brought the ball to the frontcourt. Rooney retreated to catch the ball and wanted to pass the ball in a short distance to reduce the chance of mistakes, but the intention of the pass was too obvious. The defender of Sporting Lisbon stretched his legs in the middle Kicked the ball off the intended line.

The Lisbon midfielder and Giggs were locked in a ball scramble, Giggs was knocked to the ground by the Lisbon midfielder and the ball landed in Giggs' hands - the referee saw it clearly enough to award the ball immediately The rights were handed over to Sporting Lisbon.

As soon as the Sporting Lisbon ball was passed, Cristiano suddenly jumped in from behind and destroyed the ball from behind diagonally—Ferdinand followed up and got the ball, and after making some adjustments, he directly stuffed the ball to Tevez in front .

Carlos Tevez dribbled the ball and turned around to attack. Rooney accelerated simultaneously on the side. One approached the penalty area from the center, and the other entered the penalty area from the bottom line.

Carlos Tevez didn't pass the ball any more, and shot directly in front of the goal - the Lisbon goalkeeper easily hugged the ball.

Cristiano watched this scene from the far end, and quietly rolled his eyes in his heart.To be honest, Cristiano felt that Tevez should have adjusted a little bit in front of the goal, giving Rooney two or three seconds to form an angle that can hit the goal, and then pass the ball to Rooney at this time, let Rooney come hit the door.

But all hindsight is meaningless, and Cristiano knew it well, so he just sighed and rushed to wait for the Lisbon goalkeeper to take the goal kick.

In the 5th minute of the game, Sporting Lisbon took a goal kick.

Cristiano and Tevez stayed in front of the penalty area to wait for the opportunity to see if they could catch the one in ten thousand chance of making a mistake.

Destiny favors those who actively strive for its favours.

Such a stupid thing may not happen once in a hundred games, but it did happen today-the goalkeeper of Sporting Lisbon did not want to take risks. He obviously felt that the current situation did not need to rush to play fast breaks, so he planned to use his practical actions Instruct teammates to be steady.Because of this mentality, the Lisbon goalkeeper chose to pass the ball to the defenders, who continued to play forward, rather than passing the ball straight up the field.

But the defender is a young man, he thinks that the only goal of Sporting Lisbon in life at this time is to win, so he can't see the reason why the goalkeeper should not pass the ball straight up the field - so he directly rushed to the midfield with other teammates, there is no reason at all. Recognize the cues of the goalie.

By the time the goalkeeper realized his team-mate hadn't understood his meaning, it was too late, he had already sent the ball - at the same time, the defender finally realized the goalkeeper's intention, but for him it is the same now too late.

The kicked ball cannot be recovered, and the kicked leg can only continue to run forward.

Cristiano didn't know what was going on until he got the ball at his feet - but his intuition helped him to complete the most basic movements on the court and make the most suitable moves. response to the current situation.

Cristiano stepped forward and took the ball before it went out of bounds, went straight into the penalty area, and succeeded in pushing the dead corner-the goalkeeper tried his best to save it, almost hitting his head directly on the goal frame, but there was no way to recover.

In 6 minutes of the game, Manchester United led the opponent 2:1 away. Cristiano scored twice, and Manchester United scored two valuable away goals. If the strength gap between the two teams is included, Manchester United is only one step away from the promotion. Haruka—it was exactly nine o'clock that night, and the second hand of the clock had just hit the number 12.

Let's go back to 13 minutes ago, when the second half of the game between Barcelona and Lyon had just begun.

Puyol kicked the ball out from midfield, and Deco received a pass from Puyol and passed it directly to Henry on the penalty area line.

Deco received the ball and came to the side, and pushed along the side to the baseline. At this time, Leo moved to the middle to ask Deco for the ball.

The current Barcelona players have developed the little habit of "giving the ball to Rio". Therefore, when Deco saw that Rio wanted the ball, he handed it over without much thought--the route is reasonable and the strength is reasonable. All parts are very well done.

So Leo didn't spend much time adjusting after getting the ball, he was able to drive the ball forward directly.

Two Lyon defenders came over to pinch left and right, one on the left made a shovel, and the right immediately took the ball—it was not a foul. Although the referee felt that Leo was a little pitiful, he still did not express his opinion on this.He glanced at Leo, and then ran away with the Lyon player who dribbled the ball.

Leo was a little annoyed—he didn't think it was a foul.It's not that the referee should at least stop the game and warn the opposing players, he's just angry with himself, he thinks it's a violation that can be avoided, and he can completely avoid this smooth attack.

——Although others think all this is normal, Leo doesn't.Leo thinks that he is better than others, so he must do better than others.

Leo is usually not a very active defensive player who flies all over the field, but today he was very angry, so he turned around and joined Barcelona's defense-to be honest, his teammates were really surprised at the time.

Leo didn't care what others thought about it, he just chose to pursue it.

It's just that Puyol finally felt that it was too bad for Leo to waste his physical energy on defense, so Puyol faced a big flying shovel, and he shoveled him with the ball.

The referee probably felt that Puyol was sick and over the top, so he gave him a yellow card to calm down and gave Lyon a free kick in the frontcourt.

Lyon's free-kick came out to try to find the high point of the team in the crowd - but this free kick was a bit problematic, and it had fallen before reaching Lyon's high point in the crowd. He took off lower but touched the ball instead.

Harvey pushed the ball out and intended to hand it to Leo. Leo suddenly thrust in obliquely and stretched out his arms to block the Lyon players who were following him.

The Lyon players tried to pull Leo's jersey from behind. The referee noticed this and had already put the whistle in his mouth to call a tactical foul after Leo fell down. However, Leo's strength training showed at this time Losing his sense of existence—Leo got rid of Leon's pulling action and rushed out.

Based on the principle that the offense is beneficial, the referee can only temporarily give up calling the penalty to see the effect-but for some reason, he always feels that his foul may not be able to continue.

Of course, it turned out that he did not find a chance to make up for the yellow card owed to the Lyon player.

Leo rushed to the penalty area with the ball, and the defenders obviously couldn't keep up. The goalkeeper had no choice but to close his eyes and rush towards the ball at Leo's feet.

But the goalkeeper was neither given a red card nor a penalty for charging, nor did he touch the ball.

——The moment Leo saw the goalkeeper rushing over, he suddenly raised the ball high and threw it to one side. Into the empty door.

In 8 minutes of the game, 2:0, Barcelona led Lyon at home, Rio scored twice, and Barcelona's chances of qualifying for the next round of the Champions League increased greatly.

It was exactly nine o'clock that night, and the second hand of the clock had just struck the number 12.

——"How do you feel about Barcelona's Messi and Manchester United's Ronaldo scoring goals in two places in Europe at the same time? What does this reporter expect me to say?" The Jazz stood on the bus looking down and sitting on the seat trying to shrink Cristiano, who lowered his sense of existence in a group, "What can I say? Cristiano, tell me! What can I say!"

Cristiano recalled his dog's expression when he was pretending to be pitiful, and tried to squeeze out a look that he thought was similar, trying to win Jazz's sympathy.

But obviously unsuccessful.

"Don't look at me like that, Cristiano! I'm old, but does that mean I'm a fool?" Jazz continued to growl, "It's your fault! What's wrong with you? Do such a thing! Cristiano, I am so disappointed in you!"

——Everyone at Manchester United looked at each other, thinking that Cristiano was wronged, but when they looked at each other, they all pretended to be deaf and dumb and dared not fart.

In the end, Ryan Giggs saw Cristiano was pitiful and decided to do something good, "Sir, this is just a coincidence..."

"Shut up!" Sir turned his head and yelled at poor Mr. Giggs, "Isn't it all your fault?! You're blind!"

Giggs widened his innocent eyes, dazed and at a loss.