[football] this god

"You didn't turn off the TV after you fell asleep yesterday."

After a few days, Leo and Aguero became very familiar-he couldn't help complaining about Aguero's unreliability, "I was woken up in the middle of the night, and finally got up to turn off the TV."

Aguero shrugged with a smile, "I just forgot once in a while, I will remember next time, don't be angry, Leo."

Leo decided to be very angry.

"Oh, by the way, is your girlfriend angry?" Aguero walked around in front of Leo and asked curiously, "Didn't she call you many times that day? It was the first day we met, didn't your mobile phone be blocked?" Did she call until the phone died? Is it okay that you kept talking to me and hanging up the phone?"

"I told you I'm not a girlfriend - he's a man, but he's probably just bored, probably just looking for someone to chat with to pass the time." Leo said vaguely, but he didn't think he was lying, after all Ronaldo is indeed not a "girlfriend" and it is true that he has been very boring recently.

What's more, apart from being bored, he couldn't think of any reason for Ronaldo to harass him endlessly.

What's more, if it wasn't purely because of boredom, why did Ronaldo hang up the phone without saying a word when he answered the phone last time?

He is just boring.

——Cristiano is not boring.He is just angry.

He was angry, so he decided not to talk to Messi anymore, and he refused to watch even one minute of the Argentine World Youth Championship.

"Tomorrow's final, will you watch it?" On the first night of the final, when Leo was lying in a daze on the bed, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't talked to Ronaldo much recently, so in order to prevent himself from becoming a role of a heartbreaker, he reluctantly said Turning over and getting out of bed, he took out his mobile phone and sent Ronaldo a pre-match reminder.

Although he felt that this text message was of zero value other than giving each other a conversation.

"No." Ronaldo replied after 5 minutes.

Leo scratched his chin, thinking about whether he should ask "Do you have any other arrangements" or directly threaten the opponent to watch the game, but before he could think clearly, Ronaldo sent another one.

"Don't you get on well with your new roommate? How come you still have time to text me?"

This question is very simple, Leo subconsciously replied without thinking: "Kun went to take a shower."

Cristiano's smile from Messi's initiative to send text messages disappeared suddenly. He gritted his teeth and tapped on the keyboard of his mobile phone, "You have such a good relationship, you can go wash with him."

Leo nearly choked to death on his own saliva in this hotel bed in the Netherlands, ending his great life that had yet to unfold.

"You're jealous." Leo hit the nail on the head, "There's no need, Kun and I are good friends, I can tell the difference."

"Ha, maybe." Cristiano was not very happy, obviously thinking that the other party's words were insincere, "Anyway, I won't watch the finals, I'm going to play games with Ricardo!"

——Cristiano's countless life experiences taught him that more than half of the world's poaching comes from the corner of the corner. "We are friends, and I can tell the difference." So he attaches great importance to this matter, and he is determined to put all dangers Killed in the cradle.

Leo didn't believe that Ronaldo would go to Quaresma to play games, and he didn't realize Cristiano's sense of crisis at all. He yawned and replied "Block it if you don't watch it" and then turned off the phone. being slept on.

Cristiano is a very trustworthy person, so when the finals of the World Youth Championship started the next day, he definitely did not turn on the TV and had no intention of watching the game—it was just that Hugo insisted on watching, and as a younger brother who respects his older brother, Cristiano had to "reluctantly" accompany him.

——As if if he didn't force me to change the channel, I would be willing to watch some bad games.Am I the kind of guy who likes to watch a bunch of little kids play football?Many years later, when Hugo recalled the events of that year, he said so.

"This game is the final of the World Youth Championship. The opponents are Argentina and Nigeria. The most noteworthy player in this game is the Argentine player Leo Messi from the Barcelona club-this young man played in this year's Champions League at the Bernabeu. He dominated Barcelona's victory against Chelsea and almost overturned the team of Jose Mourinho, the hottest coach in Europe for the past two years."

"His performances in both halves were miraculous."

Hugo cracked the nuts and listened to the narrator's chattering introduction in boredom. On the one hand, he fell into nostalgia for the TV series he was following recently, and on the other hand, he barely kept himself from falling asleep.

——Cristiano gave him a special look because he cracked the nuts too loudly.

Hugo is very wronged.

"Nigeria took the lead to kick off the ball, but Argentina quickly intercepted it and passed it to the team's frontcourt players." Although the commentator was commenting on an international match, it was only a youth match after all, and he didn't seem to care too much about it. "This style of play is very sloppy, but if the frontcourt players are strong enough, they can also try."

"Oh, the Argentine frontcourt players were sieged-this Nigerian coach probably watched a lot of Chelsea games? This siege is a bit like Mourinho."

"But Nigeria made a foul, won't the referee blow it?"

"It's so pitiful, the jersey of this kid from Argentina has been ripped and deformed, and the referee still ignored it." The commentator said with compassion, "But this kid's strength should still be good, even if an opponent's defender pulls him Still dribbling through.”

During the broadcast, the obvious sound of flipping papers could be heard. Cristiano guessed that the commentator was rummaging through his homework before the game, trying to find out the player's name.

——Are you stupid? You just said that he is the most noteworthy player in this game, but you don’t recognize him when you turn around... Can’t you even read his back number?Cristiano complained.

At this time, he seemed to have forgotten a little bit what position he should stand on.

"Oh, this is the teenager Messi - can he still create a miracle and even pass a defense today? Let's wait and see." The commentator forced his respect, "There is something wrong with today's broadcast technology, and the back number can't be read clearly."

Rebroadcast: Why should I be blamed?

"Oh, the referee has blown his whistle. What should be blown is...——to make Messi change his clothes? Because the clothes are torn?" The commentator seemed incredulous, "It's amazing, it can change clothes ..."

The commentator paused for a while, "Okay, but the ball is still on Argentina's side. Argentina kicked off the ball from Messi, leaned in the middle to catch the ball, and then handed it to Messi? Isn't this tactic too simple... In fact, the pass back It’s okay to go to the center after a while.”

"Okay, Messi is now... kicked down by a Nigerian player..."

"This time the referee's whistle blew—yes, a yellow card. If we don't blow it, we should call the police to hold a small criminal law class..." The commentator took the opportunity to sarcastically say something.

"It should be a flaw, Messi stood up."

"The ball still belongs to Argentina."

"This time, the Argentine midfielder took the ball forward quickly-maybe because Messi was offended many times in a short period of time, so other people in Argentina didn't dare to give him the ball. After all, they couldn't form an effective attack."

"Argentina advanced close to the penalty area line."

"Brainless teasing—I guess I thought I was Ronaldo... Speaking of this, we have to mention Ronaldo's shocking long-range shot against Chelsea in the second round of the Premier League this year."

When Cristiano heard this, he coughed proudly, and looked at Hugo who was sitting on the side as if showing off.

Hugo was not listening to the TV commentary at all. Hearing Cristiano's cough, he glanced at his younger brother inexplicably, "What's the matter, Cristiano, is your throat uncomfortable? Let me make you some mint leaf water to drink?" "

——"No, Hugo, I really didn't expect that you didn't know that I don't like mint leaves." Cristiano felt that he had been greatly wronged, so he grabbed a handful of nuts and threw them directly at Hugo.

And Mr. Hugo still didn't know where he made a mistake.

"The ball went straight over the border and the Nigerian goalkeeper kicked it off - straight past half-time?"

"The ball was too sloppy. The Nigerian frontcourt players were not ready to catch the ball. The ball was cut off at halftime-so is this the rhythm to hang?"

"Argentina also kicks big - everyone is welcome to watch this year's "Who's Long Pass is Less Reliable" final. "The commentary sarcastically said again.

"The player in the frontcourt grabbed the ball." The commentator said, "Wait a minute, let's see who this young player is in the close-up view—a breakthrough with the ball!"

Cristiano snatched Hugo's freshly peeled nuts, and mocked the commentary in his heart—seriously, he can know who is catching the ball just by looking at the long shot, and he doesn't need any close shots at all.

"The Argentine teenager swayed and changed direction!"

"The Argentine player entered the penalty area and knocked across the middle to the player who was|inserted|on!"

"The ball is in!"

"Messi from Barcelona assisted forward Aguero from the Argentine independent team, and Argentina led Nigeria 1-0."

Cristiano rolled his eyes subconsciously because of the name "Aguero".