[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

[What are you doing I can't see the screen! ]

"Duang~~"

The man with the big chest stuck in the mouth of the tank - Bennett Foddy - used a hammer, ah, a hammer, to dig himself up, use the principle of leverage to prop up the black pitcher and himself in the black pitcher, and take a step .

Then he looked up.

The face became Thor's.

By the way, he let out a deep moan:

"Hmm~"

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

[Holding the sledgehammer: Um~ah~hmm~ha~]

[Playing with a hammer without legs]

[Ji Mei will be very happy when she sees it]

[Tsk tsk tsk, what play did you think of upstairs]

Hold the sledgehammer: ...

He felt a ball of coolness.

This may be his delusion.

……

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Bennett Tol Foddy hopped on all sorts of grotesque objects with his hammer.

Then he started singing in a Smurf tune: "Boom! Boom! Boom! Go for Diddy!"

"Look for Brother Didi~Brother Didi~ Ah Lila, Lila!!!"

"Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy" is a very sick game - the player controls a person sitting in what seems to be a tank, using a hammer and using the principle of leverage to continuously climb up, the operation looks extremely It's simple, but the weird engine in the game and the bugs that don't know when it will come out may crash the player at any time-it is reported that this game has driven countless big touches in the game area of ​​​​Bilibili.

"Kang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The hammer in his hand was turning at pi like a windmill, almost turning into a phantom!Climb up!Reach the journey!Sea of ​​stars!

"Di Dee Dee ~"

He hit the boulder!

"Di Dee Dee~~!"

He knocked on a dead branch!

"Didi Didi Didi~~~!!!"

He, knocked on...

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ]

[Let's go back to where the dream started! ]

[If you are a man, go down 100 floors! ]

[This is where dreams begin and where they end]

[Welcome~~Welcome~~Back~~Home~~]

Bennett Tol Foddy, who ran almost several thousand meters high, suddenly fell from a high altitude with a trembling hand and hit him with a "duang"—his starting point.

wind!Blow through the fallen leaves.

BGM: "Find some free time! Find some time! Carry the baby paper! Go home often~"

BGM: "Ah~ I often go home and have a look~ Go home and have a look~"

BGM: "Even if I brush the chopsticks for my mother~wash~wash~bowl~~~"

BGM: "Go home and have a look~go home~look~look~"

he!Maintain the posture of holding the hammer, with both hands above the head.

wind!Continue to blow lightly!

Background sound!At this time!Accompanied by the erhu sound of "Erquan Yingyue", Qiqi turned into an ethereal echo.

The picture slowly faded into a miserable black and white.

……

In the sunshine of Manhattan, the God of Thor and Thor Tolto's sledgehammer held their mobile phones with dull expressions.

The scene on the screen is gradually enlarged from the distant view. Thor saw his own optimistic and handsome face stuck in the pot-bellied jug. In the BGM, his eyes were dull, constantly zooming in, zooming in, zooming in...

black and white... black and white... black and white...

Thor: ...no.

BGM: I hurried to the entrance of the park~ I saw that she had arrived~ You can see how slim she is~ her face is more delicate than flowers~

BGM: I wanted to show that I was nice to her~ I stepped forward and hugged~ She turned around and slapped me~ It turned out I was wrong~

BGM: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

BGM: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Meow Meow Hammer: Why did you lift me? ? ? ]

[Looking for my brother, looking for my brother, I can't find my brother and I fall into the ground]

[Little cabbage~Dilihuang~Three or two years old~No mother~]

[The BGM has been changed hahahahahaha what kind of ghostly laughter is so shrill]

[This background sound is simply miserable—laughs]

[BGM "Wonderful Date" asks about suicide again! ]

BGM: Hehehehehehehe~hahahahaha~haha

BGM: Hey~ah hahahaha!Hahahahahaha~

Thor felt that his godhood was occupied by the infinite "Yahhahahahaha", even Loki's kidney stabbing couldn't draw his attention back.

At this moment, he actually has an urge to replay it again.

Thor who almost pressed the play button again: …………… No! ! ! ! !

……

Sylvia is completely unaware that her ghost (no?) video has once again conquered a superhero.

New York City is not far from Pennsylvania, and it only takes two and a half hours to drive there. It happened to be noon when Sylvia arrived in West Chester, so she could just have lunch.

In the middle of the meal, she found that bilibili was running in the background program of her mobile phone.

Not only is it running, but she also opened the recorded and edited video of the game [Overcoming ♂ Difficulties ♂ with Sledgehammer Kiddie] released a month ago.

——She didn't notice it because the phone was on mute, and the progress bar was almost at the bottom.

Sylvia: QwQ? ? ?

So she clicked on something she shouldn't click when she didn't notice, and ended up watching the video with traffic? !Heartache for petty money!

While crying in her heart, the girl simply pulled the progress bar to the beginning to read it again—anyway, all the content she had read was cached, and she had to watch it again when the data was used up!

She was eating Hawaiian-style pizza, watching the videos and barrages she made before, and couldn't help but look up at the "Xavier Gifted Youth Academy" not far away.

This ancient building was both the same and different from what Sylvia remembered.

Looking along the vast grassland, the reddish brick walls are piled up to form a tall and magnificent castle. A light-colored straight path spans the entire garden from the iron gate marked with the nameplate of "Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth" and extends to the depths of the castle. Color at the main entrance.

The lush creepers occupy half of the fort's body, and the sun shines through the verdant Chinese plane trees arranged in two rows, casting fine and dense mottled light and shadow. It seems that there are teenagers and girls playing around under the light and shadow, but they can't see it clearly. At most, a few small moving dots can be glimpsed.

Sylvia unknowingly showed an expression similar to a pilgrimage.

——That's X Academy.

……

"Hey! Isn't this the hammer god who can thunder in Asgard?"

A bluffing and lively boy's voice exploded in her ears, and Sylvia was startled, and felt someone's breath approaching beside her - she smelled a smell of bubble gum mixed with cookies.

She couldn't help turning her head to look over, a silver head that was very close was facing the screen of the mobile phone in her hand, and she vaguely saw a pink bubble spitting out of his mouth.

Following the girl's line of sight, the black-rimmed windshield hanging on his head almost poked her nose.

Sylvia: "..."

This person seems to be...

A little familiar.

"Yes, it's Thor." Sylvia considered her tone, wanting to confirm, "Who are you?"

At this moment, the silver-haired boy turned his eyes away from the strange "Thor in a Jar". When he saw the face of the owner of the phone, which was obviously of Asian descent, he froze for a moment, and the bubble gum on his mouth made a "pop" sound. broken:

"Oh, hello, my name is Pietro Maximov...you are so good-looking—just compared with my sister, are you Chinese?"

Sylvia: Oh, Quicksilver cherub.

Sylvia: I'm sorry I'm not as pretty as Scarlet Witch :)

The girl silently pulled out the arrow stuck in her heart, and changed the subject: "Why don't you say that I am from another Asian country?"

"Oh, this..." Pietro reacted, and suddenly his body was illusory in place for a moment.

A gust of wind from nowhere blurred Sylvia's face.

Sylvia with her hair floating back: "..."

With a piece of black olive and bacon-flavored pizza in his mouth - the original bubblegum has been spit out somewhere - Pietro, who has re-emerged, mumbled: "I'm starving to death... our school There is an Asian girl here, a Chinese born here, surnamed Li."

Sylvia looked at the counter, and the boss was looking at the inexplicably extra banknotes on the cash register.

She twitched the corner of her mouth and looked away: "...Is your surname Li?"

——It is estimated that the other party is talking about Li Qianhuan, an Asian member of the X-Men who can make "firework" energy balls.

Pietro, who finished getting the pizza and paying in half a second: "Oh yes yes yes."

He blinked again: "Why aren't you surprised at all?"

After finishing speaking, before Sylvia could react to what he wanted her to be surprised by, the silver-haired boy disappeared in place, appearing on Sylvia's left, right, on the table, under the table, at the door, and behind him. Accompanied by the sound of "what about this?" "what about this?" "what about this?"...

Plus he was wearing a shiny silver leather jacket, and he looked like a convulsed lightning bolt—not the Zootopia one.

Sylvia whose hair has been blown into straw by the wind: "..."

Sylvia said flatly, "Wow, I'm surprised."

—Is that all right? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

——MMP mutants are amazing.

……

Fortunately, Pietro didn't care about Silvia's tone.

He looked like a guy who was about to explode from boredom and finally found something to talk about - "Joy" Ben Le Silvia smiled - expressing something like "School is so boring, the professor doesn't care." Grievances such as "too strict", "I haven't eaten Manhattan donuts for a few days, I miss it", and then turned the topic to the video on Sylvia's mobile phone.

"Which website was that video posted on?"

The internet-addicted teenager cheerfully took out his cool phone after reading it.

"I want to forward it to the group."

The author has something to say:

Sylvia didn't know it yet.

She tried to impress the professor with the highest standard package of "washing hair in the morning".

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