[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

Forest Girl Silvia V: [When you talked to me before, did you keep typing in English? ]

New York City Neighbor: [Ah, yes, I don’t know Chinese. Chinese is really not a human-learned QwQ. It’s scary that one word can have four pronunciations, balabala...]

New York City Citizens Good Neighbor: [...Are you unhappy? ]

New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [I'm not used to you suddenly not using kaomoji]

A New York City Neighbor: [...Did I say something wrong? ]

Forest Girl Sylvia V: [It's okay, little angel, I'll just ask. ]

Forest Girl Silvia V: [... ヽ(.>д<) Hmm! ]

After a while, the other party did not reply.

Sylvia blinked her eyes, feeling that she seemed, might, should... comfort him again so that he doesn't think too much?

"Oh!"

The car slammed on the brakes suddenly, and Sylvia leaned forward to support herself, almost dropping her phone.

——and therefore missed the vibration reminder of the mobile phone.

The phone screen went black automatically, and the girl couldn't care less, she just looked at the driver's seat with a confused face: "...what's wrong?"

The uncle driver, wearing a big white turban, wiped his sweat, and said quickly with an Indian accent: "There seems to be an accident ahead, it's near the shopping area, yes, it's on the left..."

He stretched his hand out of the car window and pointed: "Did you see that intersection?"

Sylvia looked over there subconsciously. She didn't know if it was her illusion. She felt that there seemed to be a shrinking... circle of fire on the ground at the intersection? ? ?

——Like the golden circles drawn on the ground by a fifty-cent-a-pack of fireworks sticks when I was a child, the color is shiny and bright, bright but not glaring.

Blinking his eyes vigorously again, the circle of fire has shrunk into a single point extremely quickly, and completely disappeared.

At the center of the accident, a muscular man wearing an iron-gray jacket and a black hoodie, holding a straight-handled black umbrella, was caught in the middle of the curb by several vehicles...

Only leave the back of the golden hairy head facing here.

Sylvia didn't have time to pay attention to the disappearing circle, she shifted her gaze to the blond haired boy behind the man's head, feeling that this figure from behind was inexplicably... familiar.

……

"Hey how the hell are you walking?!"

Frightened by this lunatic who suddenly rushed into the middle of the intersection, the driver in front gave the big man a middle finger, and the other drivers beside him who did not curse out also looked shocked.

The blond maniac being scolded looked agitated - his body language wasn't hard to read, although his expression couldn't be read.

If Sylvia remembers correctly, the spot where the golden circle disappeared was where a big man with golden hair rushed to the middle of the road...

He didn't come out of the circle, did he?

She unconsciously groped for the back of the phone—the signature left by the little angel Rhett was sealed several layers by Sylvia with transparent nail polish, and she also put a transparent back cover—the strange feeling in her heart became more and more Heavy.

Disgusted by many vehicles and about to be driven away by the violent traffic police, the big man paused for a moment, looked at his palm, turned around and walked this way.

The girl finally saw the other's face.

Her eyes met the man's sea-blue eyes under the golden-brown eyebrows, and a few strands of curly blond hair that hadn't been tied into the little pulleys fell from his cheeks, looking a messy mess.

If it weren't for the other party's handsome face full of masculinity, this outfit alone would never make people think that he is the great prince of Asgard, the god who controls storms and lightning, and the hammer of Mjolnir. Master - Thor Odinson (Thor · Odinson).

Yes, Thor.

Sylvia's face is full of [Indifference.jpg].

Look, look at that face!

She couldn't have met Chris Hemsworth in the Marvel universe, could she?

Looking at the other party's outfit, and then thinking of the golden circle that disappeared before, and seeing the vaguely held in the palm of his hand that she glimpsed when the other party walked this way, it roughly read "Holy Holly of Greenwich Village, New York." A small piece of paper with the address of the (temple)"...

#This special meow is not the plot of "Thunder God 3: The Marriage of the Gods"#

A line of barrage even flew through the girl's mind subconsciously:

[Hammer-based imperial marriage sleeps ten thousand ten thousand sleeps]!

……

Thor is feeling pissed right now.

Very angry, very angry, very angry.

First of all, he just rushed back to Asgard from Muspelheim to deal with the flame giant, when he saw his younger brother, who was disguised as his father, lying on the chaise longue, eating grapes while watching "Asgard Theatre" What a dramatic drama—the tragic drama of Rocky himself "heroically sacrificed" was staged!

Thor: Hot eyes!

Secondly, his father, Odin, the king of Asgard, was cursed by his younger brother Loki and sent to a nursing home. He tied Loki to the courtyard to find someone, and landed in London, England. It didn’t take long after he arrived I was recognized by female fans and asked for a group photo, and the group photo was nothing more than that, and one of the girls said, "It's a pity that Jane (Thor's earth girlfriend-Jane Foster) dumped you"...

Jane dumped you...

dumped you...

you……

Thor: Do you want to pierce your heart like this?Meow meow meow? ? ?

And secondly, if he didn't pay attention, Loki fell from a strange golden circle into some other unknown place, and now he only has a small note that says "No. 117A Brick Street" , looking for New York from London bitterly... It's very, very, miserable.

Thor: Always picking up younger brothers in various places in the world!I'm so tired!

All in all, all in all, the great prince of Asgard is really not in a very good mood.

So when he saw a dark-haired girl with an oval face turn her head from a taxi and looked at him with the eyes of "You are the strongest Avenger Thor! (?)", he just glanced at him. After one glance, he ruthlessly skipped it.

No, no, there is an urgent matter at this time, although this girl has beautiful amber eyes, he can't stop to sign her autograph!

Sylvia watched Thor give herself a painful (?) look, and walked away with the disguised Meow Hammer (that black umbrella), leaving only:? ? ? .

……

Title: Overcome ♂ Difficult ♂ Levels with Toto Hammer Kiddie

Up owner: Forest Girl Sylvia

Introduction: [Game X Thor X Ghost Animal] Inspired by the extremely ghost game - the man in the jar! - "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy"...Emmmmmm...you get the idea :)

Tags: [Another Crazy One], [Digging the Ground for Advancement], [Playing with a Hammer Without Legs]

Submission time: a month ago

……

Hand skills in your pocket—or journals?cell phone?What is it called again?Who cares——suddenly, there was a "bili~bili~" vibration.

Thor fumbled it out of his pants pocket.

This is a "thunderbolt charging version" mobile phone specially made for him by his friend Tony Stark.

——As long as one hammer, the battery life can last for [-] hours XD

It didn't know why it didn't ring when I was in Asgard (because there was no signal, idiot), but as soon as I got to the atrium, it suddenly started ringing!

It's so scary :-(

Clumsily clicked on the notification, Thor Odinson didn't quite remember if there was a small pink square APP on its screen, but he still poked it open.

[Get video information...

success

Getting video URL...

AV34834xxxxx

Initializing settings...

success】

Thor poked the play button, and the whole row of bullet screens blurred his face:

[Game name "Welcome Home"]

[Another series of Double Crazy]

[Game name: "Thor the Hammer"]

[Playing with a hammer without legs]

[Girl Xi, why can't you think about it...]

[I bet the game of a spicy stick is not played by Thea herself]

[I bet a spicy strip was made by her friend @闻海海 to help her play]

[→Guide game god @闻大海's column]

[Thor is about to explode!Asgard eats date pills! ]

……

What is Hammer God?Isn't he Thor?

He couldn't understand the messy barrage of Thor before, but he recognized the words "Asgard" and "Thor", and instantly felt that this video was a conspiracy by some unknown mastermind behind the scenes!

It is very likely that it is the man behind the kidnapping of his brother just now!

Scheming bitch!

Doctor Strange far away in the temple: Ah Choo! ! !

……

The barrage army swept over, and a hammer (hammer) on the boulder appeared on the screen.

A female voice in the Google Voice version speaks intermittently off-screen:

"The original live broadcast screen recording of this film was provided by the game live broadcast master. WDH. This film is. Thor. Special. Edited version. If you want to watch the full version. Please go to the column of [Station b Wenhai WDH]. Search. Dig. Dig. Beg. Raise.”

[Okay lady yes lady listen to your wife! ]

[My favorite game live broadcast and my favorite ghost and animal god have merged, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

[↑ Mori University's main job is obviously a master of editing in Europe and America, have you forgotten? ]

[Manual funny funny funny]

The screen changed, the hammer was hanging on a large pure black pitcher, and the pitcher shook like a convulsion, and then shook again.

suddenly!

A naked man emerged from the pot-bellied jug with his big breasts stuck in the mouth, and reached out to grab the hammer.

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

[High energy ahead! ! ! ]

The author has something to say:

There is no original video of the sledgehammer, but you can search and watch various customs clearance videos of this game, basically they are the mourning version [aunt laughs]

"Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy"