"Oh!"
"Crack! Crack!"
"Shh!"
"clatter!"
On the top of a high-rise building in Queens, the convective wind whizzed by, and a young man in a red and blue tights with messy hair was messed up in the wind.
As if he had suffered some great shock or suffered from Parkinson's syndrome, he shook the white mobile phone from his hand.
The mobile phone was smashed twice on the platform, fell off the edge, and was about to fall from a height of more than a dozen floors. The boy who finally reacted shot a spider web with one hand, and wrote [Innocent.jpg] all over the phone. The phone was picked up from mid-air.
If someone is using a telescope on the opposite side of the building at this moment, or zooms in on the camera lens, he can clearly see...
Under the brown hair that was blown messily by the wind of the high-rise building, on the face of the handsome and youthful boy, there was a realistic version of [Confused/Who am I and Where did I come from/Where did I break the void/Cosmos? Where is the border mixed version.jpg].
If there is a barrage in the little spider's heart at this moment, it should be capitalized and bold and the font size is getting bigger and bigger:
#PeterPeterPeterPeterPeter#
#How did she know how did she know how did she know how did she know#
#pill pills pills pills pills#
……
Barren language has limited the thinking of Peter Spider-Man Parker.
——Could it be that 【Forest Girl Sylvia】has supernatural powers to this point?
——Remotely controlled the entire world of superpowers in the United States in the distant Huaguo?Just torn off his vest that no one has noticed? !Is she a super-super-super-super hacker? !The kind that even Tony Stark can't stop? !
Oh that last guess might be a bit of an exaggeration.
Peter believes that his idol, Mr. Stark, will certainly not be as miserable as him.
Miserable like him.
as miserable.
awful.
——In the newly built Avengers Building laboratory, Tony Idol Stark, who was busy investigating the source and behind-the-scenes of the app bilibili on Friday, sneezed hard.
Letting his mind be full of thoughts, the chattering little spider was in a daze for a few minutes before typing weakly: […]
Although he didn't know what these little dots meant, but at this moment, young Peter felt that there was nothing better than these dots to describe his feeling of aggrieved beyond words.
……
Of course, she couldn't see the expression of the second boy on the other side of the phone, and Sylvia, who was not in the same dimension as him.
The girl got up from the bed and went to the kitchen to cook her breakfast—the steamed tofu vermicelli buns and green onion pork buns that were frozen and preserved by herself.
Although Sylvia's usual diet has been very Westernized because she lived in Canada for a long time before she was a minor, when it comes to breakfast, she still prefers the traditional Chinese style of soy milk porridge with mustard greens buns fried dough sticks cake.
You know, eating sweet muffins or sugar-free oatmeal in the morning is just a bad idea for Sylvia when she is in a hurry-the taste buds of the day should not be opened by a bland or sweet taste╭ (╯^╰)╮.
By the time she came to the dining table with the tray, the message from [Neighbors of New York Citizens] had already stayed 5 minutes ago.
……
New Yorker Good Neighbor: […Peter? ]
New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [emmmmm why do you call me that? ]
New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [Ma'am, did you admit the wrong person :-D? ]
Seeing this, Sylvia felt a slight sense of disobedience. After thinking about it, she finally attributed this sense of disobedience to the language habits of [New York Citizens, Good Neighbors].
The way this fan balabala speaks is vaguely translated.
The way he uses emoticons, such as the ancient emoji ":-D", is not very similar to the habits of Chinese people.
——At least it doesn't look like the expression that people who will be on station b will use.
——Of course, the possibility that he is a kid who doesn't surf the Internet very much is not ruled out.
At first, she thought that this little angel was a second-year middle school wife who fantasized that she was Spider-Man. This can be seen from his [New York Citizens Good Neighbor] ID and the content of his speech.
After seeing these "innocent" messages, Sylvia couldn't help but admire:
The kid is either playing "a little superhero fan who doesn't know who Spider-Man is" or "Peter Parker who thinks his disguise is perfect".
Whether it's the former or the latter, Sylvia would like to say: You are very good at acting, baby!Obscene development!Don't wave!
Out of unknown bad taste, the girl with amber eyes took a big bite of the bun and replied with a smile:
[No ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿, come, come, let me tell you a big boob... Bah, big secret! ]
[Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker, he lives in Queens, and is the son of Iron Man Tony Stark! ]
[And the little spider is still a soft and cute underage (﹃)! ]
[Sucks and drools. ]
[Cute, want to day. ]
……
Hear Peter from Big Boobs: ! ! !
Peter who suddenly has a father:! ! ! ! ! !
About to be dated underage Peter:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
……
"Boss, I can't locate the geographical information of the forest girl Silvia, but I just successfully monitored the communication content of this account."
Tony raised his eyebrows, and with a look of [I know there is no vest that I can't pick off], he said, "Say."
Friday: "The other guy just... took Spider-Man's vest off."
Tony took a sip of the champagne handed over by the little clumsy mechanical assistant: "Oh... that baby in pajamas named Peter?"
Friday: "...and she said, you're Peter Parker's dad."
Toh Sidang Dae Ni: ...? ? ?
……
Station b big touch Sylvia has achieved a lot of achievements recently.
For example, to help Spider-Man strip naked [You
Like helping him recognize a father [stop
Cough cough cough, all over again.
Station b big touch Sylvia has achieved a lot of achievements recently.
For example, "overfulfill the weekly video editing task" (2/1), such as "daily compression of unknown objects" (n/n), and "make the cute little angel hidden" (1/1) (?) ...
Another example……
Ignore the little fans' little Huangwen live broadcast reminders (n+1/n).
:)
Probably because she has indulged herself too much recently, the resentment of the young readers is almost breaking through the Weibo server.
Speaking of this, I have to explain that in Sylvia's Weibo V certification, the introduction of "B station editor up master & Jinjiang live anchor" is not just for reading.
Since Jinjiang, which is also the legendary Forgive Green website, has established friendly cooperation with station b, the "live writing" subsection has become increasingly popular, which has led to many big touches at station b coming to Jinjiang to attract fans, and also caused Jinjiang's readers to Large quantities flow into bilibili, forming a friendly win-win situation.
As for Sylvia, as an up host who also serves as a Jinjiang writer, her fans have a large proportion of readers or readers and video fans.
Usually, in her comment area, readers and video fans love each other—this is the benefit of combining the two.
As for the downside...
@马狼烧烧年消昭昭 V
3 hours ago from the amazing mobile
Hurry up and take away those little readers in your family who are waiting to be fed :), Laozi is a video up, not a Lujiang writer, okay!They all went to my Weibo and scratched the wall. How long have you been hungry for them? ? ?Go feed!The offering of love!Otherwise, I don't mind making your voice into last week's list of ghost videos :).Let's figure it out baby @林少女孩尔维亚V
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comment:
@西亚家的老拍粉: Ah, thank you, Zhaoda!Jiyouli max!Sit and wait for Seddy's food that Senda promised, and wait for Super Bat's food [beautiful.jpg]
Reply 3 hours ago 121 likes 2150
Above ↑
Numerous @s crowded Sylvia's Weibo comment area. Sylvia glanced at it, and was so frightened by the urging army that she almost meowed (a derivative of dog belt-godie), and decided to delay her response until noon.
Because the girl is fighting with a glass of milk at the moment.
——to be precise, a glass of smashed milk.
This is Sylvia's first attempt at "Two-dimensionalizing" something liquid.
She has not done nothing these days at home. After many exercises, she found that whether Two-dimensionalization is closely related to her mental concentration, such as:
It's easy to lose your ability when you're absent-minded, and it's easy to explode your ability when you're over-focused. It's really hard to control the "speed" in it...
But at any rate, she lives alone and has received the university admission letter and does not need to go to class. In recent days, she has exercised the control ability of "not being dragged to autopsy after going out".
This time, when she sank into her dantian, gathered Qi with her fingertips, and slapped the glass of milk in the gray-blue mug with her palm...
There was only a "crash", and the milky white liquid spilled all over the table.
To be precise, it was small pieces of milky white liquid droplets, sprinkled all over the table.
It has become a ring-shaped mug center from a top-down perspective. The remaining white liquid stays at the bottom of the cup. When you lift it upright on the table, you can also see that the white liquid occupies the entire bottom of the cup. The perfect circle turned into a half-moon shape less than half of it after tilting, and it kept swaying.
——It’s as if there is a piece of transparent glass blocking the mouth of the cup, no matter how you pour it, the milk cannot be poured out.
And the spilled milk, each presented as liquid flakes of different shapes on the table, can be combined or separated.
——They are all in Two-dimensional state, so they can’t be lifted, but they won’t stick to your fingers either.
Sylvia endured and endured, and she didn't try to drink those liquid flakes into her stomach. After three-dimensionalizing them again, she cleaned them up and poured them directly into the toilet.
In fact, there is quite a lot of milk left in the cup, but she thought about it, and she always felt that it was strange to drink a bunch of milk that had been transformed from acrylic sheets, what if she couldn’t digest it_(:зゝ∠)_
Let’s write some little yellow text and calm down_(:зゝ∠)_
The author has something to say:
Next chapter, blatant baby walker :)
The fairies in the comments are careful not to be reported_(:зゝ∠)_
Lujiang does not allow QWQ below the neck
(Anyway, dragonflies below the neck can’t be written hehehe
"Crack! Crack!"
"Shh!"
"clatter!"
On the top of a high-rise building in Queens, the convective wind whizzed by, and a young man in a red and blue tights with messy hair was messed up in the wind.
As if he had suffered some great shock or suffered from Parkinson's syndrome, he shook the white mobile phone from his hand.
The mobile phone was smashed twice on the platform, fell off the edge, and was about to fall from a height of more than a dozen floors. The boy who finally reacted shot a spider web with one hand, and wrote [Innocent.jpg] all over the phone. The phone was picked up from mid-air.
If someone is using a telescope on the opposite side of the building at this moment, or zooms in on the camera lens, he can clearly see...
Under the brown hair that was blown messily by the wind of the high-rise building, on the face of the handsome and youthful boy, there was a realistic version of [Confused/Who am I and Where did I come from/Where did I break the void/Cosmos? Where is the border mixed version.jpg].
If there is a barrage in the little spider's heart at this moment, it should be capitalized and bold and the font size is getting bigger and bigger:
#PeterPeterPeterPeterPeter#
#How did she know how did she know how did she know how did she know#
#pill pills pills pills pills#
……
Barren language has limited the thinking of Peter Spider-Man Parker.
——Could it be that 【Forest Girl Sylvia】has supernatural powers to this point?
——Remotely controlled the entire world of superpowers in the United States in the distant Huaguo?Just torn off his vest that no one has noticed? !Is she a super-super-super-super hacker? !The kind that even Tony Stark can't stop? !
Oh that last guess might be a bit of an exaggeration.
Peter believes that his idol, Mr. Stark, will certainly not be as miserable as him.
Miserable like him.
as miserable.
awful.
——In the newly built Avengers Building laboratory, Tony Idol Stark, who was busy investigating the source and behind-the-scenes of the app bilibili on Friday, sneezed hard.
Letting his mind be full of thoughts, the chattering little spider was in a daze for a few minutes before typing weakly: […]
Although he didn't know what these little dots meant, but at this moment, young Peter felt that there was nothing better than these dots to describe his feeling of aggrieved beyond words.
……
Of course, she couldn't see the expression of the second boy on the other side of the phone, and Sylvia, who was not in the same dimension as him.
The girl got up from the bed and went to the kitchen to cook her breakfast—the steamed tofu vermicelli buns and green onion pork buns that were frozen and preserved by herself.
Although Sylvia's usual diet has been very Westernized because she lived in Canada for a long time before she was a minor, when it comes to breakfast, she still prefers the traditional Chinese style of soy milk porridge with mustard greens buns fried dough sticks cake.
You know, eating sweet muffins or sugar-free oatmeal in the morning is just a bad idea for Sylvia when she is in a hurry-the taste buds of the day should not be opened by a bland or sweet taste╭ (╯^╰)╮.
By the time she came to the dining table with the tray, the message from [Neighbors of New York Citizens] had already stayed 5 minutes ago.
……
New Yorker Good Neighbor: […Peter? ]
New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [emmmmm why do you call me that? ]
New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [Ma'am, did you admit the wrong person :-D? ]
Seeing this, Sylvia felt a slight sense of disobedience. After thinking about it, she finally attributed this sense of disobedience to the language habits of [New York Citizens, Good Neighbors].
The way this fan balabala speaks is vaguely translated.
The way he uses emoticons, such as the ancient emoji ":-D", is not very similar to the habits of Chinese people.
——At least it doesn't look like the expression that people who will be on station b will use.
——Of course, the possibility that he is a kid who doesn't surf the Internet very much is not ruled out.
At first, she thought that this little angel was a second-year middle school wife who fantasized that she was Spider-Man. This can be seen from his [New York Citizens Good Neighbor] ID and the content of his speech.
After seeing these "innocent" messages, Sylvia couldn't help but admire:
The kid is either playing "a little superhero fan who doesn't know who Spider-Man is" or "Peter Parker who thinks his disguise is perfect".
Whether it's the former or the latter, Sylvia would like to say: You are very good at acting, baby!Obscene development!Don't wave!
Out of unknown bad taste, the girl with amber eyes took a big bite of the bun and replied with a smile:
[No ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿, come, come, let me tell you a big boob... Bah, big secret! ]
[Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker, he lives in Queens, and is the son of Iron Man Tony Stark! ]
[And the little spider is still a soft and cute underage (﹃)! ]
[Sucks and drools. ]
[Cute, want to day. ]
……
Hear Peter from Big Boobs: ! ! !
Peter who suddenly has a father:! ! ! ! ! !
About to be dated underage Peter:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
……
"Boss, I can't locate the geographical information of the forest girl Silvia, but I just successfully monitored the communication content of this account."
Tony raised his eyebrows, and with a look of [I know there is no vest that I can't pick off], he said, "Say."
Friday: "The other guy just... took Spider-Man's vest off."
Tony took a sip of the champagne handed over by the little clumsy mechanical assistant: "Oh... that baby in pajamas named Peter?"
Friday: "...and she said, you're Peter Parker's dad."
Toh Sidang Dae Ni: ...? ? ?
……
Station b big touch Sylvia has achieved a lot of achievements recently.
For example, to help Spider-Man strip naked [You
Like helping him recognize a father [stop
Cough cough cough, all over again.
Station b big touch Sylvia has achieved a lot of achievements recently.
For example, "overfulfill the weekly video editing task" (2/1), such as "daily compression of unknown objects" (n/n), and "make the cute little angel hidden" (1/1) (?) ...
Another example……
Ignore the little fans' little Huangwen live broadcast reminders (n+1/n).
:)
Probably because she has indulged herself too much recently, the resentment of the young readers is almost breaking through the Weibo server.
Speaking of this, I have to explain that in Sylvia's Weibo V certification, the introduction of "B station editor up master & Jinjiang live anchor" is not just for reading.
Since Jinjiang, which is also the legendary Forgive Green website, has established friendly cooperation with station b, the "live writing" subsection has become increasingly popular, which has led to many big touches at station b coming to Jinjiang to attract fans, and also caused Jinjiang's readers to Large quantities flow into bilibili, forming a friendly win-win situation.
As for Sylvia, as an up host who also serves as a Jinjiang writer, her fans have a large proportion of readers or readers and video fans.
Usually, in her comment area, readers and video fans love each other—this is the benefit of combining the two.
As for the downside...
@马狼烧烧年消昭昭 V
3 hours ago from the amazing mobile
Hurry up and take away those little readers in your family who are waiting to be fed :), Laozi is a video up, not a Lujiang writer, okay!They all went to my Weibo and scratched the wall. How long have you been hungry for them? ? ?Go feed!The offering of love!Otherwise, I don't mind making your voice into last week's list of ghost videos :).Let's figure it out baby @林少女孩尔维亚V
forward 5560 comments 13338 likes 26438
……
comment:
@西亚家的老拍粉: Ah, thank you, Zhaoda!Jiyouli max!Sit and wait for Seddy's food that Senda promised, and wait for Super Bat's food [beautiful.jpg]
Reply 3 hours ago 121 likes 2150
Above ↑
Numerous @s crowded Sylvia's Weibo comment area. Sylvia glanced at it, and was so frightened by the urging army that she almost meowed (a derivative of dog belt-godie), and decided to delay her response until noon.
Because the girl is fighting with a glass of milk at the moment.
——to be precise, a glass of smashed milk.
This is Sylvia's first attempt at "Two-dimensionalizing" something liquid.
She has not done nothing these days at home. After many exercises, she found that whether Two-dimensionalization is closely related to her mental concentration, such as:
It's easy to lose your ability when you're absent-minded, and it's easy to explode your ability when you're over-focused. It's really hard to control the "speed" in it...
But at any rate, she lives alone and has received the university admission letter and does not need to go to class. In recent days, she has exercised the control ability of "not being dragged to autopsy after going out".
This time, when she sank into her dantian, gathered Qi with her fingertips, and slapped the glass of milk in the gray-blue mug with her palm...
There was only a "crash", and the milky white liquid spilled all over the table.
To be precise, it was small pieces of milky white liquid droplets, sprinkled all over the table.
It has become a ring-shaped mug center from a top-down perspective. The remaining white liquid stays at the bottom of the cup. When you lift it upright on the table, you can also see that the white liquid occupies the entire bottom of the cup. The perfect circle turned into a half-moon shape less than half of it after tilting, and it kept swaying.
——It’s as if there is a piece of transparent glass blocking the mouth of the cup, no matter how you pour it, the milk cannot be poured out.
And the spilled milk, each presented as liquid flakes of different shapes on the table, can be combined or separated.
——They are all in Two-dimensional state, so they can’t be lifted, but they won’t stick to your fingers either.
Sylvia endured and endured, and she didn't try to drink those liquid flakes into her stomach. After three-dimensionalizing them again, she cleaned them up and poured them directly into the toilet.
In fact, there is quite a lot of milk left in the cup, but she thought about it, and she always felt that it was strange to drink a bunch of milk that had been transformed from acrylic sheets, what if she couldn’t digest it_(:зゝ∠)_
Let’s write some little yellow text and calm down_(:зゝ∠)_
The author has something to say:
Next chapter, blatant baby walker :)
The fairies in the comments are careful not to be reported_(:зゝ∠)_
Lujiang does not allow QWQ below the neck
(Anyway, dragonflies below the neck can’t be written hehehe
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