[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

BGM: "The fourth set of national radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students: "Chicken~Eagle~Up~Fly~"."

Tony: "........."

With the end of this extremely weird sentence, there was a moment of silence in the barrage—a deathly silence.

[puff]

[puff]

[puff]

[puff]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[A mouthful of old blood spurts out]

[Mama asked me why I had to kneel to watch the video...]

[Madam, you want to laugh at me to death and inherit my ant flower chanting_(:зゝ∠)_]

[I just want coins (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ give you everything!]

[Who will save you my little heart! ]

In the next second, the originally soothing BGM suddenly turned into a prelude to the electronic sound of "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom."

Friday: "...Boss, I detected a violent data fluctuation in the next second."

……

The quirky Chinese lyrics (dutifully translated by Friday) are sung by a male voice:

BGM: "The legs are long and thin~can be compared with Taipei 101~"

BGM: "Wearing high heels ~ ass dangling ~ go ~"

BGM: "The target is within my shooting range~ I feel murderous~"

BGM: "She flung her hair back~ found me blocking~ hitting ♂"

"Tony" on the screen raised his hands in the laboratory, twisted his hips, and swayed from side to side.

Nodding, nodding, nodding, humming and chirping.

The expression is intoxicated and...obsessed.

[…………………]

[………………………]

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[Yellow question mark? ? ? ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha]

[Sao Ni's ass...butt poof]

[a mouthful of salt soda soaks the screen]

[HP-1]

[HP-10086]

Tony: "..."

Friday:"……"

——If Tony remembers correctly, it was an impromptu dance when he was studying Iron Man's armor.

——Absolutely private, absolutely impossible to be recorded, except for... Jarvis who was there at the time.

#But he is in no mood to think about where this "forest girl Silvia" got his video from! #

#He just wants to know why this magical thing has attracted his attention! #

Barrage:[……………………]

BGM: "You're all screwed, just figure it out! (Dum dong dong dong dong)"

BGM: "I want you to get down on your knees and call out to my daddy! (Dong dong dong dong dong)"

BGM: "Who is your father! Just figure it out! I want you to kneel down and shout my father!]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <(￣3￣)>! ]

[up master you!!No, no, no, no (gan) want (de) engage in (piao) matter (liang)! ]

Following the scene of "Tony Stark spending a lot of money in the casino", one after another Mark armor began to fly into the blue sky and stand side by side with the president. "Bang bang bang" one after another exploded, dotted into One after another fireworks.

BGM: It's not about them money~money~money! (it's not about petty money)

BGM: We don't need your money~money~money! (We don't need people's penny money either)

BGM: Wejustwannamaketheworlddance~~ (I just want Nimeng to dance with me (????)??Hi)

[The most expensive fireworks in history! ]

[Mom, don’t give it to me, why do you blow up QWQ]

[The rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation. ]

[It's all alive... small money_(:зゝ∠)_]

[Nini's assets are tens of billions of dollars, and she only wants to be his thigh pendant. ]

Tony, the local rich father with tens of billions of dollars, wiped his face fiercely on the top floor of the Avengers Building.

However, Papa Tony, do you really think this is the end?

Just when Tony thought that there would be no more powerful ones, the video of Snake Syndrome gave him another heavy... two, three, four, five, six blows.

The colorful Chinese font appeared again, accompanied by a huge yellow funny smiling face: You...ready?

Bang!

The screen starts to flash:

Captain America Steve vs Tony Stark.

Hulk Dr. Banner vs Tony Stark.

Jarvis in Armor vs Tony Stark.

Wall Walker vs Tony Stark.

Boom, boom, boom, boom~

Boom, boom, boom, boom~

……Etc., etc.

Every frame is normal and there is no problem, but for some reason, there are infinite pink bubbles popping out when combined.

[All iron ah ah ah all iron! ]

[All iron ah ah ah all iron! ]

[All iron ah ah ah all iron! ]

[All Ni ah ah ah all Ni! ]

[All Ni ah ah ah all Ni! ]

[Oh my God, how did Senda make the little spider look aggressive?Meow meow meow? ]

[...It's over, Nini can't attack anymore, what about Shenhao's home game? ]

Every advance and retreat on the screen, every look, every confrontational movement...Combined with the indistinct "squeaky panting" in the background sound, it directly hits the voice of Tony Straight Man Love Big Breast Stark Eye.

"……Friday."

Tony's tone was weak as if he had a kidney failure.

"...Find the source code of this APP, and grab this Sylvia for me..."

"...killed."

……

new York.

The Queen.

At this time, it has been three days since I sent the phrase "Hello" in the bilibili private message.

While Peter Parker was busy dangling spider silks from the tall buildings, he passed by.

He rescued a little squirrel who crossed the road but was almost run over by a car, sent home a grandmother who was confused and forgot her way, and delivered a pizza delivery that was almost late... while thinking a little depressed, Why didn't that [forest girl Silvia] reply to his private message?

Wearing a loose red and blue uniform that looked like pajamas, and his eyes covered by special black goggles, the little spider sighed, crying inwardly, feeling a kind of distress of "knowing that there is a big secret but I can't know it" aggrieved.

Just when he was about to swing to his home, there was a sudden "bili~bili~" sound from his butt pocket, accompanied by a sense of vibration.

Peter was shaken by the sound, and almost "slapped" and turned into a mosaic smashed into the wall.

He hung himself on the top of a certain floor with spider silk in twos and twos. Peter sat down on the edge of the terrace, swiped his mobile phone app while dangling his legs, and clicked on the private message page of [Forest Girl Sylvia]— —Of course, this is also the only private message window on his list.

Another gray bubble appeared below the pink speech bubble that originally had only the solitary sentence "You... hello".

(6-1507: 43): [Yo~ New Yorkers, good neighbors~ Hello, wow~ What, what, matter, what do you want me to do? (smile.jpg)]

……

After seven o'clock in the morning on June [-]th?

For the convenience of looking at the phone screen, the brown curly-haired boy who had lifted his hood and goggles subconsciously looked up at the bright and warm yellow sky, and then looked at the time on the phone.

That's right, it's afternoon, and it's past five o'clock in the afternoon on June [-]th, US time. It seems that the APP shows the other party's time zone...

——It turns out that she is really from China.

The little spider rubbed her hands nervously.

I don't know why, but he inexplicably saw it from the "what, what, thing?" and the "smile.jpg"...

murderous look.

So why can he see the murderous look from a happy expression, ah wow! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

(Smiling expressions in Western countries are indeed expressing happiness, not... huh)

He seemed to just say "Hello"? QWQ?Did he say anything wrong?

New York City Neighbors: [...Well, that’s it, although it’s a bit presumptuous, but how did you find those video materials? ]

A good neighbor of New Yorkers: [Look at the time zone, you are not a resident of the United States, are you?A lot of content, such as Professor X, who is the least likely to reveal redundant video data, shouldn't appear on the Internet, right? ]

Good Neighbor, a New Yorker: [After all, it is impossible not to be discovered by people with psychic powers, and even if they are photographed, they must be taught their brains, right? ]

New Yorkers Good Neighbors: […]

New York Citizens Good Neighbor: [balabala...]

Peter couldn't stop talking at the beginning. If he wanted to test slowly at the beginning, after giving an example of the "unavailability" of video content, he couldn't control it, typing a lot of text, and then In this way, all of them were sent out with a "whoosh".

As soon as the post was over, the little spider felt a little guilty when he saw the flamboyant pink bubbles that filled the entire screen and represented himself.

After about four to fifty seconds, there was finally movement over there.

Forest Girl Sylvia: […………]

Peter, who was sitting on the top floor with a guilty conscience and kept wiping his nose: a little bit?What do you mean?

Two more seconds passed.

Forest Girl Sylvia: [...Ahahahahahaha, little angel, you are so cute <(￣︶￣)>, ahhahahahaha]

Peter: ...Caucasian question mark? ? ?

……

It's exactly eight o'clock.

Huaguo Hangzhou.

The girl with curly wheat ears sat cross-legged on the soft fur ball quilt, her amber eyes narrowed slightly, showing a particularly satisfied expression.

You know, although she always receives a bunch of private messages, it is difficult to read them one by one, but she saw the private message of [New York Citizens Good Neighbors] two days ago.

As for why there is no reply...

On the one hand, it is because she has been tortured by her "Two-dimensional" ability these days and has suffered a nervous breakdown. She has barely adapted to it for several days, and she has squashed so many pots, pans, apple tissue boxes, pillows... Only then can we turn things into pieces of paper not so "at will", but sometimes it will be difficult to control if one is not paying attention.

What's more, she couldn't find other people to help her - if she did, she always felt that she would be dragged to an autopsy by some mental hospital or mysterious organization.

on the other hand……

Thinking of the reply I sent out three days ago because of trembling hands—[Baby in pajamas wants resources ♂resources♂?Come on, pretentious, if you send my sister to your Tony Papa with spider silk, my sister will give it to you hjhdjshfigibv]...

Sylvia just wanted to drag this private message from another party directly into the small dark room!

But after all, she is a stylish and self-cultivated (heavy fog), dedicated to doting on little angels (note: little angels are the pet names for their fans) who has been a big hit on station b for 100 years, and generally does not treat little angels The private message just hangs there.

So one, two, three...days later, Mori Dai, who forced himself to throw "hehehe" out of his head, still replied to that private message.

Fortunately, this Mengxin is very sensible, and he didn't say anything about that reply, but asked a very second (?) question.

Just at this time, the other side hesitated and sent a long and slightly restrained (?) bubble: [And this kind of information...if it is discovered by S.H.I.E.L.D. ... balabala. ]

"This is the role of Little Spider addicted? The medicine can't be stopped, boy! Why do you always want to be bitten by a spider at such a young age!"

While muttering, Sylvia still doted on him and replied back.

Forest girl Sylvia: [Hey, are you worried about me little [Peter]? ]

Forest girl Sylvia: [If I hug you, I'll give you a chirp!They can't catch me! ]

Forest Girl Sylvia: [Don't worry! b(￣▽￣)d]

……

Peter Spider-Man Parker on the other side of the wall:

Oh, so it is like this...

what……

……and many more!

What seems wrong? ? ?

The author has something to say:

"Who Am I To You" by: Huang Stanley

"PriceTag" by: JessieJFeat

The content of this article is still a mixed brain hole.

The meme called Tony "Dad" I remember that there is a similar one on station b, but the name of the video has nothing to do with "Dad". Dragonfly went to the favorites to find it but couldn't find it_(:зゝ∠)_, so I recommend you guys Listening to BGM while watching hhhhhhhh

The BGM is super fun!