[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes

heart broken.

It hurts so much that I want to cry.

While maintaining a calm and reserved smile, Sylvia slowly put the ingredients in the trolley onto the cash register conveyor belt.

As the infrared rays of the swipe machine on the salesperson's hand swiped one by one, there were fewer and fewer things left in the trolley that could cover the "slice" of cabbage.

Sylvia: If I say this is a puzzle teaching simulation board, will anyone believe it?

:)

She is the type who looks calmer the more nervous she is, especially when she is extremely nervous, she looks like a god.

The afternoon sun outside the glass door and the soft lights inside the supermarket poured down together. The girl's amber eyes and curly hair with fluffy golden edges sprinkled by the sun gave her the gentle aura of an oxygen-type girl.

Therefore, neither the customers waiting behind nor the cashier waiting to swipe their codes made any complaints about her slow movements-good-looking people always have some privileges.

But what should come still deserves it.

Sylvia's face was flushed and she was in a trance, and she was planning to use the reason of "puzzle teaching simulation board" to get away with it.

However, when she casually grabbed the "slice" of cabbage, her brain suddenly sank, and her breath stopped unconsciously—as if some power had been sucked out of her body, the numb weightlessness—she Her fingertips seemed to catch something cool and waxy, and the weight of the cabbage itself suddenly returned to her hand.

Damn thief! ...

Please give her half a song time...

think carefully……

So this is the rhythm of returning to the third dimension?

Is it the ability to fail?

Or has the ability evolved?

Or is this actually a hallucination caused by her emptiness and loneliness for too long? ? ?

……

Sylvia dropped the gloves as soon as she got home.

——Regardless of whether the ability just disappeared or the ability evolved, she really doesn't want to gamble with the possibility that "her hand may be crushed into two-dimensional by the glove".

I originally thought that the gloves could have a little isolation effect, because it still felt a little effective when I tried it at the beginning, but it turned out to be slapped in the face so quickly.

After these strange incidents, she probably knew that her weakness or dizziness was linked to "unconscious use of abilities".

After knowing it in her heart, the girl relaxed completely——as a superhero fan girl and a big hit in the European and American circles, Sylvia's tolerance and acceptance are still very high...?

...That being said, we still have to eat first.

Carefully cooked a creamy mushroom pasta, the girl brought the plate to the table and poured another glass of grapefruit juice.

Milky-white sauce and orange-yellow fine noodles nestled in a blue-glazed dinner plate, paired with warm red fruit juice... The bright contrasting colors made Sylvia feel relaxed.

Only then was she in the mood to pick up the phone again, and then she realized...

#土草she just swiped and replied out#

#世界无救感负药不婚起起? #

#Withdrawal is a good thing B station is worth having#

On the screen of the mobile phone, the comment floor of [New York Citizens and Good Neighbors], which was originally the first in the video comment section of station b, has exploded.

[@Forest Girl Silvia: Baby in pajamas wants resources ♂resources♂?Come on, pretentious, if you use spider silk to send my sister to your Tony Papa, my sister will give it to you hjhdjshfigibv]

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[Nest grass!capture!Master Ball! ]

[Why is this sentence garbled? ]

[So... the unfinished part was "hehehe", right? ]

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[This... this reply is Mori himself? ? ? ]

[Aw, ow, See, I don't care about that elementary school student pretending to be a little spider! ]

[I want to be with my wife too, hehehe (crying.jpg)]

Sylvia: "..."

No, it is not.

No, the second half of the sentence is not "hey hey hey".

Really.

She originally wanted to say "Sister will give you the original high-definition edit"... Really.

She just slipped.

……real.

QWQ.

……

United States, New York, Queens.

After a new rain, the water vapor filled the air, and the damp and cool air made people shiver.

"Beep beep!"

A flamboyant bright silver convertible sports car whizzed by the side door of Midtown High School, the speed was not slow, and the students along the way either rolled their eyes to avoid it, or pointed their middle fingers at the rear of the car.

On the side near the steps of the auditorium of Midtown High School, there was a lonely brown-haired boy. His hair was parted in fours and sixes. He didn't use hairspray or perm like other "trend" students, and only wore natural curls.

He doesn't look strong, but his face looks good, his eyes are the same brown as his hair color, and his facial features have a very youthful look-this is not the type that girls of the same age are easy to admire. Most girls Prefer a beefy football team captain or something.

If you look carefully, you can find that his eyebrows are quite distinctive, the right eyebrow is quite normal, and the left eyebrow starts to fly upwards from the peak of the eyebrow, especially restless, um, cough, a bit cute.

— but that's not the point.

—The point is, along the path of that fast-moving silver sports car, this lone guy looks like he's about to get brushed, or even knocked over.

"Hey!"

Just a second before the sports car was about to pass by, the young man wearing white earphones, carrying a backpack on one shoulder, and swipe something on the screen of his mobile phone flashed at an extremely fast speed.

——Everyone didn't see how he moved. In the next second, the brown-haired boy was already a few steps away, frowning slightly facing the sports car.

"Oh hey! How are you, little Tintin Parker!"

(Ding Ding's English is penis, similar to Peter, here is a mockery.)

The owner of the sports car, the well-known rich second generation of Midtown High School, the black-haired and brown-skinned Eugene "Lightning" Thompson smiled and taunted his teaser—Peter Parker.

Peter: "..."

I'm so angry and I don't want to talk to him.

……

After being ridiculed by Thompson on a daily basis (1/1), Peter looked up at the sky and walked towards the academy without paying much attention.

He didn't care about Lightning Thompson today, and he wouldn't care about it in the next few days!

because!

He has been completely attracted by a little bitch APP called "bilibili"!

To be precise, he was attracted by a young lady named [Forest Girl Sylvia] as the up master!

God knows how his three views have been affected since he got this app inexplicably on his phone, and was pushed a video "[Marvel Mixed Cut] [European and American Group Portrait] Ba La La Glittering "Pure Land of Paradise"" yesterday. kind of washing...

As Spider-Man's little reporter and Spider-Man himself, Peter Parker said:

#When did I dance such an unscrupulous hip-lifting dance? It's not scientific at all! ! ! #

#我的传奇Mr. Stark Why did he blow up his steel armor into fireworks? It's not scientific at all! ! ! #

#A Chinese up master who is not in New York at all has more Spider-Man videos than me. This is not scientific at all! ! ! #

In order to prove this unscientific, he took great pains to memorize the question bank of 7700 questions (the question bank is not allowed to be copied and I don’t know why it is in Chinese, Google can’t find the answers to these questions at all QWQ!) But the memorized Can't come out, I wrote a small program to search for answers to answer members' questions, this, talent, success, success, comment, comment!

Crying in his heart and hugging his little quilt tightly, Peter's hands were itchy, and he couldn't help it at all, and opened the b-station APP again, planning to start two, three, four, five, six... don't know how many swipes.

——Since watching this magical video, Peter's brain has been endlessly looping the BGM of "Pure Land of Bliss" recently, and it's still the kind with its own barrage editing screen to eat!

this video!poisonous!

fundamental!can not stop!

But this time, as soon as the APP was opened, the little red dot representing the notification exploded.

"Ding ding ding ding ding..."

Peter: ...Why so many replies all of a sudden?

After a few seconds, he knew the answer, because the up master of the video [Forest Girl Sylvia] liked and replied to him.

Among hundreds of replies, this one [baby in pajamas wants resources ♂resources♂?Come on, pretentious, if you use spider silk to send your sister to your Tony Papa, she will give it to you hey hjhdjshfigibv] is the most conspicuous.

Not because this reply has the most likes, but because...

This is the only reply in Chinese.

Yes, the only one.

……

From the time when the b-station APP was installed on the mobile phone, all the languages ​​Peter saw were English.

——Including comments, including barrage, except for the incomprehensible Japanese BGM (this can be ignored), it is all in English.

And this comment in Chinese, which was incomprehensible except for the two "♂" symbols and the garbled characters at the end, aroused Peter's curiosity.

Peter Parker, a good neighbor of a New Yorker, read all the content except the content of the reply in Chinese by the up owner himself... and so on.

[Little spider can’t hehehe when he’s underage, let Mori come and me hehehe! ]

[Di, student card. ]

[This is not a car for kindergarten!Weld the windows and doors, don't stop and keep driving! ]

[balabala...]

Peter: ...Suddenly I feel bad all over.

#It turns out that the meaning of that pile of garbled characters is "hey hey hey"#

#What is hey hey hey I have an ominous premonition#

#Be overwhelmed by Hey#

He poked open the "Private Message" button tremblingly, and tremblingly sent a private message to [Forest Girl Sylvia]:

"You... hello?"