[Comprehensive British and American] When station B dominates superheroes
Chapter 02 Horse Monkey Shochu
@Forest Girl Silvia V
Mobile from Little Fairy 2 minutes ago
Excuse me... Your fairy is just a mere scumbag, what should I do when I wake up and find that I have become a horse monkey shochu with the power of the wild?Wait online. [Gunara God of Darkness Wields the Magic Wand.gif]
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Sylvia sat cross-legged on the bed, holding a mouse that had no weight or thickness in one hand and was just a translucent sheet, looking at her mobile phone with a deep thought.
Comments quickly piled up:
@马狼烧烧年望昭昭 V: Miss me?
Reply 1 minute ago 275 likes 876
@多市我的婚Reply @马狼酒酒满昭昭 V: Catch a master ball ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭//@马狼酒酒满昭昭V: Miss me?
Like 1 26 minute ago
@熊子今日1.8米: If I become a magical girl, I will directly get a set of prprprprprprprprprprprprprr!
Reply 1 minute ago 1 likes 15
@小[-]: Madam, I just want to know, when will your Jinjiang Xiaohuangwen live again? [be careful.jpg]
Reply 1 minute ago 57 likes 444
@开到萌蘼の大眼睛: Bronze ball (same begging)!Brass Ball!Brass Ball! //@小[-]: Ma'am, I just want to know, when will your Jinjiang Xiaohuangwen live again? [be careful.jpg]
……
Sylvia: Oh, the indifferent face.
She must have used her brains to think of asking this question on Zha Lang.
Not only did I have no answer, but I was also urged to update..._(:зゝ∠)_
Just replied to her @马hou烧年满昭昭V is another well-known up owner of station b. Unlike her, the other party’s main job is the ghost animal area, and occasionally eats and eats in the European and American circles, while Sylvia’s owner My job is in the European and American circles, and I occasionally play ghosts and animals.
——These are not the point.
——The point is, Sylvia has turned into a real Horse Monkey Shochu, while the other party is just a fake Horse Monkey Shochu.
Now, after the initial surprise, this real horse monkey shochu turned to research what the hell she had made.
This piece of suspected original · mouse · current · acrylic board is undoubtedly very fine, except that it has no thickness at all, it looks no different from the original real mouse.
Sylvia broke it, didn't move it, it was quite hard, and then poked the right button...
Hey!Yo!Lying!groove!
Home!Of course!return!able!use!
Since it was originally a Bluetooth keyboard, the arrow pointer on the computer screen moved along with the paper mouse.
After confirming that it can still be used, I looked at it from another angle. This mouse is not even a millimeter. It can be inserted freely through the crack of the door, pulled out, inserted, and drawn...
Sylvia: Cough.
In short, now this mouse does not look like a three-dimensional thing at all, but more like... a two-dimensional image.
This realization made the black-haired girl's expression froze, and she was so frightened that she lost her mobile phone.
The smartphone, which was still playing the Two-dimensional video, rolled over on the bed and fell upside down on the bed. Only the "ding ding ding" sound was still ringing, and the sound echoed throughout the room.
She wouldn't be doing too many Two-dimensional things and cause hallucinations, right?
Two-dimensional three-dimensional foolishly confused?
But the tactile feel of this mouse can't be fooled.
Sylvia opened the window and muttered:
"Be proud of loving the motherland, be ashamed of harming the motherland, be proud of serving the people, be ashamed of betraying the people, be proud of advocating science, be ashamed of being ignorant..."
When the sun came down, the oval-faced girl with her little heart beating heavily heaved a sigh of relief.
——Fortunately, it’s still a normal society ruled by law outside.
Just when she was about to let go and lower the blinds...
"Crack!"
"..."
Silvia's whole body was like a stop-motion animation, turning her head stiffly frame by frame.
I saw the zipper of the beaded curtains of the blinds that she had originally pulled, "crackling" and "crackling" as the wind blew, like small round pieces of lightly fluttering paper.
They fly with the wind...the wind flies...fly...get up...get up...come up...
Also comes with sound effects.
Sylvia: "..."
……
"Da da da."
With one hand pressed on the paper mouse, and the other hand trembling in the air for fear of touching something else, Sylvia used her freshly baked real "Two-dimensional" mouse to control the webpage.
Open Du Niang, click the search bar, the girl's fair face twisted for a while, and then carefully put ten fingers on the keyboard, ready to type.
"e...r...c...i...y...u...a...n..."
Fortunately, the keyboard has not been abused by her for the time being. The words "Two-dimensionalization" appeared in the search box perfectly, and Sylvia pressed the "enter/return" button full of hope.
"Crack!"
"..."
Seeing the paper "enter key" which is particularly "stand upright" among the fat buttons, Sylvia was blinded for a full minute, burning with anger, smashing the cans and smashing, with both hands facing the beloved machine Press hard on the keyboard...
"Kakkaka!"
come!Hurt each other!If you have the ability, you can fucking flatten labor and management!
……
Of course, the almighty Du Niang didn't give any effective answers.
Sylvia and the European and American men (old) gods (male) with upturned buttocks, long legs and eight-pack abs on the screensaver looked at each other for a long time, and then they were defeated, pushed the keyboard to the side, and gave up the treatment directly.
The keyboard that has completely turned into a "tablet" is lying on the computer table, saying:
Very innocent.
:(
The girl circled around the room with both hands raised, and found a houndstooth pattern glove, which she put on neatly.
——Since she is starving to death, she has to go out to look for food, but if, if she goes out and makes something Two-dimensional... It's not a small fight at home.
If he is discovered by accident, he may have to be tied up in the laboratory.
Hope the glove works... huh?
Sylvia is actually betting—betting that the thing that wraps her paw cannot be two-dimensional, otherwise...
Otherwise, her hands would also have to become flat? ? ?
Thinking of this possibility, the girl who put on the gloves in a moment of anger, but now calmed down and thought of the consequences shivered.
She touched her extremely precious paws in fear, and sighed:
"Don't have an accident, ancestor, if an accident happens to you, who will support me?" Her small treasury was created entirely by these hands.
While pushing the door open, the slightly drooping slender eyelashes covered the loneliness in the girl's eyes.
The heavy anti-theft door closed dully behind him, also covering the empty living room that fell into silence again after Sylvia left.
……
The smoothly descending elevator stopped on the first floor.
In the property room near the gate, the security guard with a righteous face greeted Sylvia, and the mocking smile on his face directly discounted his "justice":
"Thea is willing to go out."
The "Thea" mentioned by the security guard is not the abbreviation of "Sylvia", but Sylvia's former name - Lincia.
The reason for the name "Once upon a time"...
Just the day after "Lincia" turned 18, she took her ID card and changed her name to "Sylvia".
— not even a last name.
But the security uncle who was used to calling Sylvia "Thea" always forgot to change his words, and Sylvia let him go.
With her wallet and mobile phone in her pocket, Sylvia said "um" in embarrassment: "Good afternoon, uncle, there is no food at home. I have to go to the supermarket to buy some food."
This area is a high-end residential area, each building has a dedicated person on duty, and the residential area is even equipped with a property supervision supermarket. Although it is not bigger than the outside, the basic ingredients and daily necessities can be bought arrived.
At Sylvia's young age, of course she can't afford a high-rise apartment in this area - that's her pair of parents who have already separated from each other, leaving her a child who is no longer linked to the product of "love". under compensation.
In other words, shackles.
——Look, given you such a good place to live and enough freedom, don’t disturb their respective “warm and happy” new homes… right?
Holding a cabbage in the vegetable and fruit section of the supermarket, Sylvia smiled inexplicably while thinking about the emerald white chubby lump in her hand.
"... Mama, that sister's smile is a bit scary."
"...Let's go, the snack area is over there."
……
Fresh organic eggs, purple onions, garlic butter, tomatoes, live shrimp, filet mignon, mayonnaise, black pepper sauce, pasta, bell peppers...
Sylvia pushed the cart quietly, and skillfully took the ingredients she needed from row after row of shelves—the thick gloves did not affect her judgment on the freshness of the ingredients, even if she didn't need to pinch them, the girl could From the color, you can see the difference in taste caused by the fat and thin ratio of certain steaks.
Living alone and studying abroad, no matter what the situation is, it is enough to make a person's cooking skills improve by leaps and bounds.
The former experience Sylvia has experienced for several years, while the latter is the road Sylvia is about to embark on.
After her parents divorced, Sylvia had a time when her work and rest were upside down and her diet was messed up because of no one to discipline her. However, one time she tossed herself until she fainted due to low blood pressure and no one found out. She got up and went to the hospital by herself. After that, she honestly entered retirement life ahead of schedule.
——Apart from missing one or two meals occasionally due to special circumstances such as editing videos, Sylvia, who does not stay up late, does not smoke or drink, and has always put an end to takeaways, can be called a healthy model of living alone.
Pushing a trolley in line to wait for the checkout, the girl with curly hair leaned on the trolley to scan the backstage of Station B.
The previously released video of "Ba La La Glittering "The Pure Land of Paradise"" has been pushed to the homepage, and the most popular comment at the bottom of the video is the LV2 user, [New York Citizens and Good Neighbors].
After reading all kinds of ridicule, nagging, or mocking comments under this popular comment, the girl rubbed her chin, and the only thought in her heart was: This guy/sister paper's showman is doing well.
It seems that he really regards himself as Spider-Man, probably a fanboy or fangirl of the □□ series.
——Although the information filled in this account is a male gender, but in a place like station b, where demons dance wildly, is the gender authentic?
--nonexistent.
What's more, as a well-known rotten CP touch, even if Sylvia has fans, most of them are gay.
Thinking about it divergently, Sylvia supported any hard object in the shopping cart with one hand, and held up the mobile phone with the other hand. She was about to reply to this popular comment with a word of wit, halfway through typing...
... Wow!Bang!
The girl who was standing well staggered on the spot, and the cart was pushed by the momentum and hit the cash register directly, and the boss made a loud noise: "Boom!".
"Are you okay?"
The customers who had already paid their bills and planned to pack up and leave, the customers who lined up behind, and the cashier behind the cashier all looked over, dumbfounded.
Sylvia subconsciously stuffed something that left her hands empty in the middle of the merchandise, and while stabilizing her figure, she smiled calmly and naturally: "It's okay."
But how could it be all right?
The two-dimensionalized Chinese cabbage was half covered, and she was the next person to check out...
The girl's delicate oval face is still calm, and her heart has been frantically swiped by the "fuck" bullet screen.
This, special, what, called, she, how, what, take, come out, come? !
The author has something to say:
[About Silvia’s B-station video]:
In the comments, a fairy asked the av number of station b of the Pure Land of Bliss in the previous chapter, but the content of the previous chapter was actually mixed up by Dragonfly with various stalks, so there is no original video_(:зゝ∠)_
If there is an original video, Dragonfly will privately poke the up owner of the video on station b, ask if it can be authorized, and note the source and the av number of the video in the text.
However, there are not many who fully describe the video content like Chapter 1, because this article is about the plot (?)~
Dragonfly has obtained several authorizations and WeChat IDs (crossed out) for the reason of writing the article.
Since you can't become an up master of European and American editing, then become a friend of the up masters!
↑A dragonfly with dreams.
Akimbo laughing XD.
Mobile from Little Fairy 2 minutes ago
Excuse me... Your fairy is just a mere scumbag, what should I do when I wake up and find that I have become a horse monkey shochu with the power of the wild?Wait online. [Gunara God of Darkness Wields the Magic Wand.gif]
forward 587 comments 1489 likes 6321
Sylvia sat cross-legged on the bed, holding a mouse that had no weight or thickness in one hand and was just a translucent sheet, looking at her mobile phone with a deep thought.
Comments quickly piled up:
@马狼烧烧年望昭昭 V: Miss me?
Reply 1 minute ago 275 likes 876
@多市我的婚Reply @马狼酒酒满昭昭 V: Catch a master ball ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭//@马狼酒酒满昭昭V: Miss me?
Like 1 26 minute ago
@熊子今日1.8米: If I become a magical girl, I will directly get a set of prprprprprprprprprprprprprr!
Reply 1 minute ago 1 likes 15
@小[-]: Madam, I just want to know, when will your Jinjiang Xiaohuangwen live again? [be careful.jpg]
Reply 1 minute ago 57 likes 444
@开到萌蘼の大眼睛: Bronze ball (same begging)!Brass Ball!Brass Ball! //@小[-]: Ma'am, I just want to know, when will your Jinjiang Xiaohuangwen live again? [be careful.jpg]
……
Sylvia: Oh, the indifferent face.
She must have used her brains to think of asking this question on Zha Lang.
Not only did I have no answer, but I was also urged to update..._(:зゝ∠)_
Just replied to her @马hou烧年满昭昭V is another well-known up owner of station b. Unlike her, the other party’s main job is the ghost animal area, and occasionally eats and eats in the European and American circles, while Sylvia’s owner My job is in the European and American circles, and I occasionally play ghosts and animals.
——These are not the point.
——The point is, Sylvia has turned into a real Horse Monkey Shochu, while the other party is just a fake Horse Monkey Shochu.
Now, after the initial surprise, this real horse monkey shochu turned to research what the hell she had made.
This piece of suspected original · mouse · current · acrylic board is undoubtedly very fine, except that it has no thickness at all, it looks no different from the original real mouse.
Sylvia broke it, didn't move it, it was quite hard, and then poked the right button...
Hey!Yo!Lying!groove!
Home!Of course!return!able!use!
Since it was originally a Bluetooth keyboard, the arrow pointer on the computer screen moved along with the paper mouse.
After confirming that it can still be used, I looked at it from another angle. This mouse is not even a millimeter. It can be inserted freely through the crack of the door, pulled out, inserted, and drawn...
Sylvia: Cough.
In short, now this mouse does not look like a three-dimensional thing at all, but more like... a two-dimensional image.
This realization made the black-haired girl's expression froze, and she was so frightened that she lost her mobile phone.
The smartphone, which was still playing the Two-dimensional video, rolled over on the bed and fell upside down on the bed. Only the "ding ding ding" sound was still ringing, and the sound echoed throughout the room.
She wouldn't be doing too many Two-dimensional things and cause hallucinations, right?
Two-dimensional three-dimensional foolishly confused?
But the tactile feel of this mouse can't be fooled.
Sylvia opened the window and muttered:
"Be proud of loving the motherland, be ashamed of harming the motherland, be proud of serving the people, be ashamed of betraying the people, be proud of advocating science, be ashamed of being ignorant..."
When the sun came down, the oval-faced girl with her little heart beating heavily heaved a sigh of relief.
——Fortunately, it’s still a normal society ruled by law outside.
Just when she was about to let go and lower the blinds...
"Crack!"
"..."
Silvia's whole body was like a stop-motion animation, turning her head stiffly frame by frame.
I saw the zipper of the beaded curtains of the blinds that she had originally pulled, "crackling" and "crackling" as the wind blew, like small round pieces of lightly fluttering paper.
They fly with the wind...the wind flies...fly...get up...get up...come up...
Also comes with sound effects.
Sylvia: "..."
……
"Da da da."
With one hand pressed on the paper mouse, and the other hand trembling in the air for fear of touching something else, Sylvia used her freshly baked real "Two-dimensional" mouse to control the webpage.
Open Du Niang, click the search bar, the girl's fair face twisted for a while, and then carefully put ten fingers on the keyboard, ready to type.
"e...r...c...i...y...u...a...n..."
Fortunately, the keyboard has not been abused by her for the time being. The words "Two-dimensionalization" appeared in the search box perfectly, and Sylvia pressed the "enter/return" button full of hope.
"Crack!"
"..."
Seeing the paper "enter key" which is particularly "stand upright" among the fat buttons, Sylvia was blinded for a full minute, burning with anger, smashing the cans and smashing, with both hands facing the beloved machine Press hard on the keyboard...
"Kakkaka!"
come!Hurt each other!If you have the ability, you can fucking flatten labor and management!
……
Of course, the almighty Du Niang didn't give any effective answers.
Sylvia and the European and American men (old) gods (male) with upturned buttocks, long legs and eight-pack abs on the screensaver looked at each other for a long time, and then they were defeated, pushed the keyboard to the side, and gave up the treatment directly.
The keyboard that has completely turned into a "tablet" is lying on the computer table, saying:
Very innocent.
:(
The girl circled around the room with both hands raised, and found a houndstooth pattern glove, which she put on neatly.
——Since she is starving to death, she has to go out to look for food, but if, if she goes out and makes something Two-dimensional... It's not a small fight at home.
If he is discovered by accident, he may have to be tied up in the laboratory.
Hope the glove works... huh?
Sylvia is actually betting—betting that the thing that wraps her paw cannot be two-dimensional, otherwise...
Otherwise, her hands would also have to become flat? ? ?
Thinking of this possibility, the girl who put on the gloves in a moment of anger, but now calmed down and thought of the consequences shivered.
She touched her extremely precious paws in fear, and sighed:
"Don't have an accident, ancestor, if an accident happens to you, who will support me?" Her small treasury was created entirely by these hands.
While pushing the door open, the slightly drooping slender eyelashes covered the loneliness in the girl's eyes.
The heavy anti-theft door closed dully behind him, also covering the empty living room that fell into silence again after Sylvia left.
……
The smoothly descending elevator stopped on the first floor.
In the property room near the gate, the security guard with a righteous face greeted Sylvia, and the mocking smile on his face directly discounted his "justice":
"Thea is willing to go out."
The "Thea" mentioned by the security guard is not the abbreviation of "Sylvia", but Sylvia's former name - Lincia.
The reason for the name "Once upon a time"...
Just the day after "Lincia" turned 18, she took her ID card and changed her name to "Sylvia".
— not even a last name.
But the security uncle who was used to calling Sylvia "Thea" always forgot to change his words, and Sylvia let him go.
With her wallet and mobile phone in her pocket, Sylvia said "um" in embarrassment: "Good afternoon, uncle, there is no food at home. I have to go to the supermarket to buy some food."
This area is a high-end residential area, each building has a dedicated person on duty, and the residential area is even equipped with a property supervision supermarket. Although it is not bigger than the outside, the basic ingredients and daily necessities can be bought arrived.
At Sylvia's young age, of course she can't afford a high-rise apartment in this area - that's her pair of parents who have already separated from each other, leaving her a child who is no longer linked to the product of "love". under compensation.
In other words, shackles.
——Look, given you such a good place to live and enough freedom, don’t disturb their respective “warm and happy” new homes… right?
Holding a cabbage in the vegetable and fruit section of the supermarket, Sylvia smiled inexplicably while thinking about the emerald white chubby lump in her hand.
"... Mama, that sister's smile is a bit scary."
"...Let's go, the snack area is over there."
……
Fresh organic eggs, purple onions, garlic butter, tomatoes, live shrimp, filet mignon, mayonnaise, black pepper sauce, pasta, bell peppers...
Sylvia pushed the cart quietly, and skillfully took the ingredients she needed from row after row of shelves—the thick gloves did not affect her judgment on the freshness of the ingredients, even if she didn't need to pinch them, the girl could From the color, you can see the difference in taste caused by the fat and thin ratio of certain steaks.
Living alone and studying abroad, no matter what the situation is, it is enough to make a person's cooking skills improve by leaps and bounds.
The former experience Sylvia has experienced for several years, while the latter is the road Sylvia is about to embark on.
After her parents divorced, Sylvia had a time when her work and rest were upside down and her diet was messed up because of no one to discipline her. However, one time she tossed herself until she fainted due to low blood pressure and no one found out. She got up and went to the hospital by herself. After that, she honestly entered retirement life ahead of schedule.
——Apart from missing one or two meals occasionally due to special circumstances such as editing videos, Sylvia, who does not stay up late, does not smoke or drink, and has always put an end to takeaways, can be called a healthy model of living alone.
Pushing a trolley in line to wait for the checkout, the girl with curly hair leaned on the trolley to scan the backstage of Station B.
The previously released video of "Ba La La Glittering "The Pure Land of Paradise"" has been pushed to the homepage, and the most popular comment at the bottom of the video is the LV2 user, [New York Citizens and Good Neighbors].
After reading all kinds of ridicule, nagging, or mocking comments under this popular comment, the girl rubbed her chin, and the only thought in her heart was: This guy/sister paper's showman is doing well.
It seems that he really regards himself as Spider-Man, probably a fanboy or fangirl of the □□ series.
——Although the information filled in this account is a male gender, but in a place like station b, where demons dance wildly, is the gender authentic?
--nonexistent.
What's more, as a well-known rotten CP touch, even if Sylvia has fans, most of them are gay.
Thinking about it divergently, Sylvia supported any hard object in the shopping cart with one hand, and held up the mobile phone with the other hand. She was about to reply to this popular comment with a word of wit, halfway through typing...
... Wow!Bang!
The girl who was standing well staggered on the spot, and the cart was pushed by the momentum and hit the cash register directly, and the boss made a loud noise: "Boom!".
"Are you okay?"
The customers who had already paid their bills and planned to pack up and leave, the customers who lined up behind, and the cashier behind the cashier all looked over, dumbfounded.
Sylvia subconsciously stuffed something that left her hands empty in the middle of the merchandise, and while stabilizing her figure, she smiled calmly and naturally: "It's okay."
But how could it be all right?
The two-dimensionalized Chinese cabbage was half covered, and she was the next person to check out...
The girl's delicate oval face is still calm, and her heart has been frantically swiped by the "fuck" bullet screen.
This, special, what, called, she, how, what, take, come out, come? !
The author has something to say:
[About Silvia’s B-station video]:
In the comments, a fairy asked the av number of station b of the Pure Land of Bliss in the previous chapter, but the content of the previous chapter was actually mixed up by Dragonfly with various stalks, so there is no original video_(:зゝ∠)_
If there is an original video, Dragonfly will privately poke the up owner of the video on station b, ask if it can be authorized, and note the source and the av number of the video in the text.
However, there are not many who fully describe the video content like Chapter 1, because this article is about the plot (?)~
Dragonfly has obtained several authorizations and WeChat IDs (crossed out) for the reason of writing the article.
Since you can't become an up master of European and American editing, then become a friend of the up masters!
↑A dragonfly with dreams.
Akimbo laughing XD.
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