The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

The T summer camp that Qi Yezhen signed up for is about to start.Since T University is next door, she doesn't need to move to the dormitory of T University, as long as she goes to the T University campus to attend classes on time every day.

According to her observations in the past few days, Bingtanghuluba is mostly online during the day, and usually goes offline at [-]:[-] in the evening.And she went to class every day until after [-] o'clock in the evening, which lasted for nearly a month.In this way, there is no time to play games.

Thinking about the danger of dying before her grand career of flirting was completed, Qi Yezhen felt deeply disturbed.

While struggling with this problem, the system prompts "Your friend Bingtanghuluwa is online".This is due to the fact that she has set him as a special reminder friend.

Peach Yaoyao stood in Jianye, the capital city of Wu State, thinking about how to further her relationship with Bingtanghuluwa, Bingtanghuluwa sent her an invitation to form a team.

[Team] Yaoyao Peach:?

[Team] Candied Haws: Activity.

The summer activities have changed a wave of blood, and this week's activities are all warm-ups for the upcoming Valentine's Day.There are three small activities, picking roses, collecting feathers, and answering questions, all of which require two people to complete in teams.

The first two activities were completed quickly, and the activity of answering questions and breaking through the level has never been seen by Peach Yaoyao.She glanced at the rules, two people in the team entered two identical maps, and there would be five pairs of bosses in each map.Each pair of bosses will have an answer to this question, choose the option you want to kill.

Peach Yaoyao entered her own map and soon came to the first group of bosses.They are a red stone monster and a blue stone monster respectively. Next to the two monsters is a wooden sign stuck in the ground, which reads: "Excuse me, are you single?"

The red stone monster said: "Yes." The blue stone monster said: "No."

This, this, this... It is said that since ancient times, red and blue came out of CP, and you two have the same hair except for the different colors. Isn't it a couple with such a husband and wife look?Why does the red stone monster have an object to the blue one?Chiguoguo discrimination.

Peach Yaoyao couldn't help but start complaining about this speechless question-and-answer game, please take it easy on the game planner, please?

Peach Yaoyao took the red stone monster as a game planner and beat him up hard.

Then come to the second group of bosses.It turned out to be Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and the wooden sign said: "Do you accept long-distance relationships?"

Cowherd said: "Accept." Weaver Girl said: "No."

What the hell is this?Haven't you two been in a long-distance relationship for thousands of years?If you don't accept it, why don't you break up?Does your husband know you think so?

Niulang ate a whole set of Peach Yaoyao's big moves, and then disappeared.Very good, I helped Miss Zhinu solve her unacceptable long-distance relationship husband.

The third set of bosses is an egg and a chicken.Next to it read: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

How can I say a horse when I step on a horse?Give up this hot chicken game early to protect your IQ!Peach Yaoyao crushed the egg with one foot, and walked towards the fourth group of bosses.

Unexpectedly, it was a little white rabbit and a little gray rabbit.The wooden sign reads: "Can you eat bunny?"

Is not this nonsensical?The bunny is so cute, of course you have to eat it!Is it good to be ugly and not even have the desire to eat?Peach Yaoyao kicked the cute and pitiful little white rabbit away, and came to the final boss.

The ultimate boss is actually the characters of her and Bingtanghuluwa.The wooden sign reads: "If you were given a chance to marry the person who teamed up with you, would you like it?"

The character of Peach Yaoyao said: "I am willing." And the character of Bingtanghuluwa said: "I am not willing."

Peach Yaoyao is in a mess, what kind of broken game is this?Has the planning brain been kicked by the donkey?What are you talking about?If people knew about her, would she still be a human in the game?

She wiped out her character as quickly as possible, for fear that others would see what was on her mind.After destroying the corpses and destroying the traces, she really wanted to complain that the game insulted the player's IQ!

The screen suddenly went completely white, and then several large characters appeared on the computer screen.

"The tacit understanding between you and the player Bingtanghuluwa is 20%. It is not recommended to become a husband and wife, otherwise in the future, you will definitely play the piano with a cow and have different dreams in the same bed."

Playing the piano to a cow?Who is the cow?Anyway, I'm not a cow, but a candied haws baby.

Same bed, different dreams?If the planner is by her side now, he must press his head into the mirror lake which is slightly bigger than the washbasin in Big B to sober up. Maybe his IQ will improve a little bit after drinking the water from the mirror lake.

Marriage is not recommended... Peach Yaoyao fell into deep thought. A tacit understanding of 20.00%, that is, they both have the same option for only one question, so which one is it?

She didn't expect that boring gourd to tell her what he chose, and she was too embarrassed to ask.After all, there are a few questions that still involve privacy, but they are definitely not two questions related to small animals!

Unexpectedly, Bingtanghuluwa took the initiative to speak.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: I choose randomly.

[Team] Peach Yaoyao: This activity is simply too boring.

[Team] Candied Haws: Agreed.

After saying this, Bingtanghuluwa disbanded the team.And Peach Yaoyao stood alone and pondered these questions.

Taking the first question and the last question as an example, if Bingtanghuluwa chooses "single", then it is absolutely impossible for him to choose "I do" for the last question, because if so, the two of them have 40.00% tacit understanding instead of 20.00%.

That is to say, either, he chooses to be single, but does not want to get married.Either non-single, unwilling to get married.It is always impossible to be non-single and willing to marry this contradictory option. She believes that he is not that kind of person.

But after such an analysis, Peach Yaoyao felt that she was about to despair, that is to say, Bingtanghuluwa didn't want to marry her at all.On the left is death by a thousand cuts, and on the right is death by piercing the heart with ten thousand arrows. In short, no matter how I analyze it, it is a dead end.

My heart is inexplicably bitter, I don't know why, recently because of him, my mood is always like swinging, sometimes up and down.

But if he is really boring, why did he organize her to do the pre-heating activities for the Qixi Festival?You know, activities with such words are inherently ambiguous.Although there is no regulation on the gender of team members in the game, normal people would not do it with players of the same sex.

If you have to choose one of the opposite sex, why choose her?Qi Yezhen really wanted to rush to Bingtanghuluwa and pry his head open to see what he was thinking every day.

Not reconciled to being teased by him like this, she opened the private chat and started sending messages.

Peach Yaoyao: What are you doing?

Candied Haws: I'm fishing.

fishing?Fishing for your sister?Didn't you agree to take me for fishing in the future?Why did you go fishing alone again today?Do you really want to keep a distance from me?

Peach Yaoyao feels that she is about to despair, why does this man always not play his cards according to the routine.

Peach Yaoyao: Didn't you promise to take me fishing together?

Candied Haws: Didn’t I bring them yesterday?

Peach Yaoyao suddenly seemed to recall something, flipped up the chat history of the two of them, and found that what she said the night before yesterday was: "Then next time you go fishing and bring me with you~".

"Next time", so it's really just "next time".Brother, your reading comprehension is so accurate, you must have a full score in the Chinese language of the college entrance examination, Lu Xun is not as fond of picking words as you are.

Peach Yaoyao: Then can you take me with you in the future? [Wronged]

Candied haws baby: good.

The word "good" fully reflects the protagonist's previous misunderstanding of the word "next time", revealing the bitterness of being forced and helpless in his words, and the character traits of being a good old man who doesn't know how to refuse.

Peach Yaoyao also imitated Bingtanghuluwa's way of understanding, chewing this word seriously.

She felt that she might not see him for a month soon, and she still had to tell him, in case he wanted to go fishing during the day and she was not there.

Peach Yaoyao: Starting tomorrow, I can only go online at nine o'clock every night.

Candied Haw Baby: What's wrong?

Seeing his inquiry, Peach Yaoyao felt that he still cared about her at least a little bit.

Peach Yaoyao: I have to go to class during the day, and I have to go to school until after eight o'clock in the evening.

Candied Haw Baby: Are you still in class during the holidays?You have bad grades and need to make up lessons?

Peach Yaoyao: ...you can think so if you want to.

After all, summer camp is difficult to explain to ordinary people, and she doesn't want to reveal too much personal information.

Candied Haw Baby: Then you should study hard and play less games.

Peach Yaoyao: Can fishing be left at night?

Candied Haw Baby: It's okay, I'll wait for you.

With just these five words, Peach Yaoyao's heart was filled with pink bubbles after being hit by him to the depth of [-] feet, and she floated back to the surface of the sea in an instant.

Are you suddenly refreshed?Is the old man's maiden heart back again?I just want to go around in circles and dance, right?

Qi Yezhen closed the computer contentedly, and went to pack up the textbooks and notes for tomorrow's class.

The next day Qi Yezhen woke up early, washed up and went to the cafeteria to eat.A bowl of mung bean soup, two three fresh buns, a tea egg, um, a perfect morning.

While eating steamed stuffed buns, Qi Yezhen turned on her mobile phone and started to log in to the game, planning to use this time to find a team to hang up and finish the daily tasks.

Unexpectedly, Bingtanghuluwa sent her a message as soon as she went online.

Candied Haws: Aren't you only at night?

Peach Yaoyao: Eat in the morning and hang out with your daily life.

Candied Haw Baby: If you want to go to class, do it well, don't be half-hearted.

Peach Yaoyao: I am rationalizing my time and improving efficiency.Otherwise, I won't be able to finish my daily routine this month.

Bingtanghuluwa: Actually, you can give me your number, and I'll hang up for you.

What?Qi Yezhen, who was still a little dazed after waking up early, suddenly became clear-headed.Want her number?Can this be given?Before he suspected that she was a fraudulent marriage, why is he also cheating now?

Peach Yaoyao: Brother, my account is worthless.

Candied Haw Baby: ...Are you afraid that I will steal your account?

Peach Yaoyao: I don't mean that.

How should I put it, since I have seen a bunch of his blinding titanium alloy dog-eyed costumes, my account is really tattered and can't be used.Qi Yezhen turned on her equipment and glanced again, and became more determined not to give him the number.

Candied Haw Baby: If you are worried, I will give you my number too.