The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

Peach Yaoyao thought of Miss Xiaocang saying that the candied haws baby was only a few years older than her, and felt even more unbelievable.I fell in love with fishing at a young age, and it is also a very fresh and refined hobby.

Peach Yaoyao: Why do you want to go fishing?

Candied Haws: I fish every day.

I thought it was just a whim of boredom, but I didn't expect him to go fishing every day without being shaken.

Peach Yaoyao: Are you fishing alone?

Candied haws: Yes.

Tao Zhiyao made up such a picture in his brain: a lonely red figure sitting by the water, resting his chin quietly observing whether there is any movement in the float.When the wind blew, the surface of the water rippled a few times, and the small gourd headdress on his head swayed with the wind.It's inexplicably funny and cute.

Qi Yezhen was immersed in the picture that she had made up in her head, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of the mirror on the desk, and at some point, the corners of her mouth in the mirror raised and bent into a sweet angle.

Peach Yaoyao: Where do you fish?

Candied haws: Lushui.

Peach Yaoyao: I also like fishing, I will find you and let's fish together~

Qi Yezhen secretly scolded herself that she didn't even want moral integrity when her heart was in full swing, and said such nonsense that she didn't even believe.

Candied Haws: I'm done fishing.

What?Qi Yezhen has a black question mark face again.After finally taking the initiative to send out an invitation, he actually said that he had finished fishing?Is this really over, or is he avoiding her like the last time she proposed?

If she proposed last time because she was afraid that she would cheat her, then this time she said she was going fishing because she was afraid that she would steal his little fish?

Candied Haws: I fish for 10 minutes a day.I'm going to play, you play first.

Every time he logs off, he will say "I'm going to log off, you play first".It seems that this is no coincidence.

Peach Yaoyao: Then next time you go fishing, take me with you~

Well, she admitted that she also set a new record for the thickness of her skin today, she literally wrote "I want to hook you up" on her face.

Candied haws baby: good.

Seeing that he agreed to her request, Peach Yaoyao breathed a sigh of relief.After he finished speaking, his profile picture turned gray.

Thinking of going fishing with Bingtanghuluwa for twenty to ten minutes every day, Qi Yezhen's heart flew up lightly like a hydrogen balloon.

At this time, someone in the gang @她, opened it, and it turned out that it was someone from the gang who was having a night chat with you and me, and someone urged her to start broadcasting Misty Rain Xiaoxiang Midnight FM.

[Gang] Forgetting to wear long johns: I will tell you a bottom-of-the-box joke, and I have lived by pointing at this joke all these years.

[Gang] Haven’t been a Superman for many years: Come on, it’s better to be happy alone than to be happy together.

[Gang] Forgot to wear long johns: During the Chibi War, Kong Ming called the generals to discuss matters.Kong Ming said: "Zhou Yu attacked Cao Jun with fire, what do you think?" Zhang Fei exclaimed: "The river is full of fire, and I'm blind!" Liu Bei gave Zhang Fei a blank look.Regarding the embarrassment of seeing the scene, he whispered: "I'm afraid Cao Cao will die tomorrow." Kong Ming choked up and said: "My lord, it's fine if they call me blind, but when will I pass Cao Cao?"

[Gang] Haven’t been a Superman for many years: I bought a watch last year and dared to moleste my master!If you dare to go to Tianji sect to tell this joke and come back alive, I will call you dad.

[Gang] Don’t leave after school: But it’s really funny hahahahahaha!

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: I have heard this joke since I was in sixth grade.

[Gang] Forgot to wear long johns: capture one of the wild Yaoyao masters alive, one for the master?

A group of gangsters also started booing, saying that the tickets have been bought, the seat belts have been fastened, and they can go racing at any time.Peach Yaoyao is in a good mood today, and it is naturally very good to drive a small train.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: A man found a killer and asked him how much he paid for killing a person.The killer said that he had always only been paid by the bullet.The man asked again, how much is a bullet.The killer replied, one hundred thousand.The man said, deal, I will buy two bullets.The killer asked who to kill.The man said, look at the room across the way, my wife is having an affair with a feral man, I want you to shoot that bastard's dick off, and shoot that stinky bitch's head off in one shot!

[Gang] Picking girls' little mushrooms: I feel like there will be some amazing progress.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: The killer raised his gun and aimed at the two opposite people, but he didn't shoot for a long time.The man was surprised and asked if he was not satisfied with the price.The killer said calmly, no, wait a little longer, I can save you one hundred thousand.

[Gang] There are always people who want to harm me: then what?

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: No more.

[Gang] There are always people who want to harm me:? ? ?

[Gang] Annihilation of grievances with one shot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha laugh out loud!

[Gang] Haven’t been a superman for many years: After reacting for a long time, I finally understand, I’m worthy of being a master of Yaoyao!

[Gang] Little Match for Selling Girls: Give you a bag of powerful cleaning powder, catch it!

[Gang] Shit cooker behind the scenes: It’s been a few days since Master Yaoyao’s filthy skills have improved to a higher level!

[Gang] Thin into a lightning bolt: What the hell?The car was too fast to keep up.What do you mean?

[Gang] Don't leave after school: Concealed but not exposed, obscene but not obscene, this is the highest level of old drivers.

[Gang] Love to eat group: Once in the mist and rain, it is as deep as the sea, and since then it has been a passerby.From the moment I understood it, I knew that my integrity had left home.

Later, the gang members raced to the car with this joke, and Tao Zhiyao did not continue to participate.She hummed a little tune and turned off the computer, her mind was full of going fishing with Bingtanghuluwa tomorrow.

Is this... a date?

The next day, Bingtanghuluwa did not break her promise, and invited Peach Yaoyao to join the team, and together they came to the Lushui River on the border of the Kingdom of Shu.

Lushui is like a lonely qin string stretched between the blue mountains and mountains, allowing the quiet sunshine to dance on the water, playing a stirring movement.

Bingtanghuluwa found a reef where the water potential was relatively slow, sat on the ground, and threw a fishing rod into the water.Peach Yaoyao sat down about one person's width away from him, followed suit, took out the fishing rod she had just bought, and started fishing.

Speaking of fishing, she didn't put her mind on fishing at all.

This is the first time she has looked at the candied haws baby on the screen so carefully.The ancient-style interface on the computer side makes the characters more beautiful and realistic.

His black hair was tied into a ponytail, and the rushing Lushui brought a breeze, and the ink-like hair caressed his handsome and straight face.The Sun Chasing Bow behind him was shining brightly, and the exotic red dress was like a flame burning her heart.

Qi Yezhen knows that many male players in this game have beautiful characters, but she just thinks that the candied haws baby is prettier than others.

Could it be that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Just as she was fascinated by watching, a sentence popped out of Bingtanghuluwa's head, pulling her back to the game in time.

[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: Your fish is hooked.

Sure enough, the float in front of Peach Yaoyao began to sway from side to side.She wanted to take the fishing rod back, but found that she didn't know how to use the fishing function at all.In a hurry, she finally found the rod reel button and pressed it hastily, but the system reminded her that it was a pity that the fish broke free from the hook and escaped.

She was left with an empty hook and a string of escaped splashes.

[Current] Candied Haws Baby: You don’t know how to fish?

Peach Yaoyao remembered that she told him yesterday that she likes fishing, so she slapped herself in the face because of help?It's so embarrassing, what should I do, can I jump into the water and swim with that fish just now?

[Current] Candied haws baby: Wait for about half a minute after the float moves. At this time, the success rate of the rod is relatively high. This is the experience I have summed up in half a year of fishing.

The candied haws child took advantage of the opportunity to put away the fishing rod, and took down a lively little fish from the hook, as if demonstrating the correct posture for fishing.

[Current] Peach Demon: Half a minute?How do I know the time?

[Current] Candied haws baby: Look at the watch.

[Current] Tao Zhiyao: I don't have a watch with me.

[Currently] Bingtanghuluwa: Then count the heartbeats, about [-] beats, and you can finish the shot.

[Current] Peach Yaoyao: Counting heartbeats is not accurate~

[Current] Candied haws baby: How could it be inaccurate?

Qi Yezhen took a deep breath, her typing fingers trembled slightly.

[Current] Peach Yaoyao: Because you are by my side, my heartbeat has long been messed up.

The moment she pressed the Enter key, she immediately shyly covered her face with her hands, not daring to look at the screen, and her ears burned.After a few seconds, she peeked at the screen through her fingers, only to find that the candied haws baby had already started to catch a fish.

what the hell!She even said such provocative words, but he didn't respond?Did he not understand or did he ignore her on purpose?

Are you so angry?

Peach Yaoyao felt that it was impossible for him to have no waves in his heart, otherwise he would not agree to take her fishing.This lonely man and widow, in the wilderness, is not the time when sparks are easy to spark.

"His nickname is Bonk Gourd", Miss Xiaocang's words echoed in her ears.Maybe he is really low in EQ?Tao Zhiyao felt that he couldn't increase the speed so high, and he would get motion sickness.

It seems that this matter has to be discussed in the long run.

Peach Yaoyao sat down again and sneaked closer.In the picture, a girl with twin ponytails and a blue skirt next to a man in red, red and green are so pleasing to the eye.

[Current] Peach Yaoyao: Candied haws baby, why are you called this name?

[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: I originally typed Bingtanghulu, but I didn’t notice that the input method automatically brought a “baby”, so it became this name.

[Current] Peach Demon: Candied haws?It feels like a name only for girls.

[Current] Candied haws baby: Do men not eat candied haws?

But those names on the Internet called strawberries, mangoes, and cherries are all girls, and there are no boys with such names.Qi Yezhen cursed.

[Current] Peach Yaoyao: Do ​​you like candied haws?

[Current] Candied haws: I loved to eat them when I was young, and I often bought them on the way to school.

[Current] Peach Yaoyao: Are you from City B? The streets and alleys of city B are all selling candied haws.

[Currently] Candied Haws: Yes.

[Current] Tao Zhiyao: I am also in city B, but I am not from city B, I just go to university here.

[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: Which university are you in?

With such a question, the alarm bell in Qi Yezhen's heart rang.She has not yet reached the point where she has become dizzy enough to expose her personal information on the Internet because of a small ambiguity in the online game. When she is out of the house and surfing the Internet at home, she has to guard against strangers.

[Current] Tao Zhiyao: My university is in District H. You probably haven’t heard of it, so I won’t say it~

There are dozens of universities in District H, which can be called the most densely populated area of ​​universities in the country.Qi Yezhen fooled the question with a haha, and Bingtanghuluwa didn't ask further.

[Current] Bingtanghuluwa: I am not in City B now, and I only go back every year during Chinese New Year.

[Current] Tao Zhiyao: I am not in City B during Chinese New Year, I want to go home.

[Current] Candied Haws: Where are you from?

Qi Yezhen thought about it, and thought it would be okay to tell him, after all, Province J has a population of tens of millions.

[Current] Tao Zhiyao: I am from the province of J.

Although it does not interfere with real life, when two netizens chat, sometimes it is inevitable to mention some real things.So you came and I chatted, and the two of them got acquainted a lot, and the portrait of the candied haws baby in Tao Zhiyao's mind seemed to be more three-dimensional.

Just as he was talking, Bingtanghuluwa reminded two that 10 minutes had come, and today's fishing was over.Bingtanghuluwa harvested six fish, one peachy monster, and oh no, one crab.

Seeing the crab waving two big pincers in the backpack, Peach Yaoyao felt that fishing was not as boring as imagined.