The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

This is the first time Peach Yaoyao is on the account of Bingtanghuluwa.

Although curious, she didn't rummage.Which friends he has, how many treasures are stored in the warehouse, and how high the cultivation level is, these all belong to his privacy.

The only thing Peach Yaoyao did was to go to the wild to familiarize herself with the Nanman sect's gameplay. After making sure she had mastered the basic operations, she headed to the Donghai Fishing Village.

The task of going out to sea is to form a team of five people and take a boat to reach three fairy islands in the sea—Penglai, Fangzhang and Yingzhou, and collect the legendary elixir of life.On the way to the sea, you may encounter pirates, sea monsters, and violent storms, and there are also mythical beasts guarding the fairy grass on the fairy island.

This is one of the more difficult dungeons in Three Kingdoms. You can choose from three modes: simple, difficult and hell. The higher the difficulty, the richer the experience.

Peach Yaoyao operates the account of Bingtanghuluwa, and wants to find him a team with high configuration.She saw her brother-in-law Bu Er calling for someone to go to sea, so she clicked on the application.

After joining the team, she found that Miss Xiaocang was also in the team.Bu Er is the mage of the Prophet (Guo Jia), and Sister Xiao Cang is the assistant of Luo Shen (Zhen Mi).

[Team] Bu Er: Calabash, have you caught up?

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: ...Brother-in-law, I am Yaoyao.

[Team] Jianjia Cangcang: Yaoyao?How did you get on his account?

[Team] Buer: It seems that Hulu is going to treat us to a wedding.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: Brother-in-law, don't talk nonsense, I just help him with a task.

She would like to invite them to a wedding wine, but what can be done if the stuffy gourd does not let go.

[Team] Buer: He gave you his number, but he is not yours?

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: Brother-in-law, did he tell you about our intention to help?

[Team] Buer: The whole Garden of Eden knows that he is chasing you.

[Team] Candied Haws: ...

This, this is simply too unexpected!How did his stuffy gourd make such a fuss known to everyone?

[Team] Buer: After the gang battle ended on Thursday night, he said he wanted to go out for a walk, and then left.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: But he didn’t say anything when he came to help us.

[Team] Buer: He is someone who can't make a boring fart with three sticks.But when we saw him go to Misty Rain Xiaoxiang, we knew he must be looking for you.

[Team] Jian Jia Cangcang: You guys played together and fished together before, everyone in our team saw it.

[Team] Candied haws baby:!

Play a game and paparazzi?Did someone peek behind their backs while they were fishing?How boring!

[Team] Jianjia Cangcang: Yaoyao, I didn't mean you.You see, you are not married yet, just like his little housekeeper. You are also on the account and doing tasks. If you are married, you will not be eaten to death by him~

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: ...Miss Xiaocang, he was the one who cleared up my daily life first, and this is my gratitude.

[Team] Buer: Yaoyao, don't you know he likes you?

Peach Yaoyao was both happy and aggrieved when he heard this. The happy thing is that he really likes her, and the aggrieved thing is why everyone around him knows that only she doesn't understand.

[Team] Candied Haws: I don’t know.He didn't say it again.

[Team] Buer: You said why would a man give you his number for no reason?Marriage in this game is the same as in reality. In reality, a man will show you his car and house before getting married to show you his strength.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: I have already seen his strength. PK can't, help the cannon fodder, and kneel every day.

Isn't that what he does best? Fishing is what he is best at in the game.Other people's husbands are all decathletes, and he is a player in the senior event team.

[Team] Buer: Yaoyao, haven't you seen his account?

[Team] Candied Haws: No.

[Team] Bu Er: You careless child, he gave you the number just to let you see it.

[Team] Candied Haws: ...

Well, respect is worse than obedience.Wanting her to see why she didn't tell her directly, she suddenly felt that Bingtanghuluwa was really a scheming boy.

Peach Yaoyao opened Bingtanghuluwa's backpack, and then she went blind.

Yes, blind, the kind that even the best ophthalmologists can't save.

There were 23293457 gold coins in his backpack, and Tao Zhiyao counted them three times before he dared to confirm that they were eight figures.

What is the concept of an eight-figure gold coin?You can buy [-] of the weapons with the highest damage in the whole area in Gu Ren's hands.In RMB equivalent, it is about the money of a mid-range car.

Compared with the assets on his account that did not exceed six figures all the year round, Tao Zhiyao suddenly felt that he was not playing games, but driving a car!Yes, the literal kind of drive!It's not the kind of free car she usually drives!

She could tell from his equipment before that he was a little local tyrant, but this Chi Guoguo's digital impact was beyond imagination, breaking through the sky.

Gold coins are the most direct assets in circulation. Peach Yaoyao can guess how many valuable props and equipment are stored in the warehouse of his home, which are fixed assets.

She closed the backpack interface embarrassingly.

Originally, liking him was something that made her feel very relaxed and happy, but when she found that there was a gap like a galaxy between them, she was very disappointed.

Maybe it would be very happy to be another woman, but Peach Yaoyao knows that her liking for him is purely from the most primitive and innocent impulse, nothing else.

She even regretted opening his backpack.If she were to get married now, what would he think of her?Do you feel that her feelings are mixed with other things?

No wonder she was afraid that she would cheat the marriage before. Of course, her behavior is indeed inseparable from the cheating marriage.

[Team] Buer: How about his number?

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: I think we are not playing the same game, he is playing Three Kingdoms Monopoly.

[Team] Buer: He didn’t show it to others, and we only saw a few pieces of equipment before.Congratulations, Yaoyao, you are marrying into a wealthy family, haha~

Peach Yaoyao suddenly remembered something.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: Brother-in-law, why did you say that he has a girlfriend? !

[Team] Buer: About two or three months ago, a woman asked me if I could match her and Hulu, so I asked him.He said he didn't want to get married, he wanted to be single.After I conveyed the original words, the woman asked him if he actually had a girlfriend, and he said yes.

[Team] Bingtanghuluwa: But he told me today that he didn’t have any.

Who is this fooling?There will be no time for a while, is being a girlfriend a summoned beast?

[Team] Jianjia Cangcang: Yaoyao, you are really stupid to say you are stupid.

[Team] Candied haws baby:?

[Team] Jian Jia Cangcang: The answer to the question of whether you have a girlfriend varies from person to person.

He didn't want to marry that woman, so he said he had a girlfriend.And for her, he didn't have a girlfriend.

Peach Yaoyao thought of this, the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising, she was even a little proud.

[Team] Buer: Okay, let’s stop talking, it’s time to do the task.When I just added you, I was worried that the small pit of Hulu would kill us a few times before we could pass the level. Now that I know that you are Yaoyao, I think I can lie down.

Peach Yaoyao followed Fuji and Sister Xiaocang to clear the hell-level sea-going dungeon at one time, and the system rewarded a treasure chest.This treasure chest is reasonable and can be opened with various building materials. Peach Yaoyao’s own account is opened every time to get the cheapest bronze, so much so that she once suggested that the system change the name of this treasure chest to “Bronze Treasure Chest”.

She conveniently clicked on the treasure box of Bingtanghuluwa, and the system prompted, "You have obtained a thousand-year-old Xuanbing."

[System] The candied gourd baby hero has gone through untold hardships and successfully collected the elixir of life.The lord was very happy, and bestowed a thousand-year-old black ice.

For top-quality materials like Millennium Xuanbing, which has an explosion rate of less than [-]%, once someone makes it, it will be on TV.

Peach Yaoyao never imagined that a little black hand like her who had no chance of drinking a drink and "just another bottle" would one day be able to make a thousand-year-old black ice!

Too bad it's not her number.

Before the candied haws baby said that she had released the peerless magic soldier's sun-chasing bow in one go, Peach Yaoyao thought he was bragging.Now she really believed it.

Maybe this guy asked the master to open his account.Peach Yaoyao cursed.

After completing the mission, she went offline, boarded her ship and did another sea mission.

That night, Qi Yezhen's heart was surging and it was difficult to calm down.

Even when I was blindfolded under the quilt with my eyes closed, I kept asking myself over and over again: "Does he really like me?"

The next day, Qi Yezhen got up very early.

Usually, when she wakes up so early, she has a study plan to complete, but today, she doesn't want to do anything, she just wants to ask Bingtanghuluba to confirm this question that has been lingering in her heart for a long time.

With the information provided by Bu Er and Miss Xiao Cang yesterday, Qi Yezhen has more confidence.If she can't get a boring fart after repeated sticking, she will beat him thirty sticks to see if he is still constipated!

After playing the game at 07:30, the system will prompt your friend Bingtanghuluwa to go online after an hour.

She was absent-mindedly doing the sect task, and when she saw this message, her heart beat several times faster, and she could even feel the girl's heart pounding in her chest.

Do you want to ask?Do you want to ask?The aggression she felt when she woke up in the morning was gone, and she retreated again.But this time, Bingtanghuluwa didn't keep her waiting.

Bingtanghuluwa: Thank you for doing the task for me yesterday.

Peach Yaoyao: You are so lucky that you actually produced the Millennium Xuanbing.

As soon as this sentence was finished, the system prompted "The Bingtanghulu baby gave you a thousand-year-old black ice."

Candied Haw Baby: Here you go.

Peach Yaoyao: This is yours.

Candied haws baby: Your labor income.

A millennium-year-old black ice shining with faint blue light appeared in his backpack, and Peach Yaoyao felt warm in his heart.

Peach Yaoyao: Were you drunk yesterday?

Candied Haw Baby: Well, my head still hurts.

Peach Yaoyao: Then do you remember what you said last night?

Candied Haw Baby: What did I say?

Hmph, pretend!The WeChat chat history is written in black and white, but they still want to play tricks!

Peach Yaoyao: Are you talking nonsense after drinking?

Candied haws baby: ...that's right.

Peach Yaoyao panicked and finally asked.

Peach Yaoyao: Then you are talking nonsense when you say you love me?

She doesn't want these vague ambiguities, she wants a clear and resounding answer.

About a minute passed, and her heart beat sixty times.Maybe less than 1 minute, because her heartbeat was already out of order.

Candied Haws: At that time, I was not drunk yet.

In Tao Zhiyao's imagination, confession is a simple "I like you".But today, she knows that this sentence can be said in this way, which is a hundred times more wonderful than all her fantasies.

A heart attack.

Peach Yaoyao: So what should I do?Are you responsible?

Candied haws baby: I don't have sex after drinking, what am I responsible for?

I'm going to argue with her, and I just wanted to fight back——

Candied Haw Baby: Get married.

Candied Haws: Marry me.

Candied Haw Baby: Yaoyao, let's get married.

Three sentences in a row completely blocked her mouth, and by the way, she used freshly brewed honey to smear her heart inside and out.She couldn't feel emotions other than sweetness.

Peach Yaoyao: That's the first time someone asked you if you want to marry me, why did you make excuses to log off and ignore me?

Women are indeed creatures of pride, and she is no exception.

Candied Haws: My phone is really out of battery.I was outside that day, so I hurried back home, and you didn't look for me after you went online, so I thought you regretted it.I waited until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, but I didn't wait for you to speak.

Peach Yaoyao recalled that Bingtanghulu baby went to bed early every night, but they met in Jingzhou City in the middle of the night that night. It turned out that this was not a coincidence.

Bingtanghuluwa: Yaoyao, do you still remember when we first met?

When we first met?Wasn't it the day when she proposed marriage without knowing what to do?She hasn't asked yet—

Bingtanghuluwa: I knew you four months ago, have you forgotten me long ago?Yaoyao.