The goblin wants to marry a gourd baby [Online Game]

Beloved woman?In the scorching July sky, Qi Yezhen shivered.But there was an ambiguity in the game, it wasn't even an ambiguity, it changed the taste in Jiukui's mouth.

[Gang] Jiukui: Yaoyao, someone likes you.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: ...

Master, please start your show.

[Gang] Love eating group: who is who?

[Gang] Jiukui: He is too embarrassed to say so, so I will.

Boss, you can be a little more fake.

[Gang] loves to eat zongzi: they are still shy, it seems that it is true love.

[Gang] Jiukui: He said he has been following you for a long time, but he doesn’t know if you are willing to—

[Gang] Forgot to wear long johns: It's rare to see a man who still has a crush on games these days.Master Yaoyao, take good care of it.

[Gang] Tao Zhiyao: I don't know if it's a mule or a horse, so why are you making fun of me?

Peach Yaoyao was talking in the gang while observing the reaction of the candied haws baby.He seemed to turn a blind eye to what happened in the gang, and still led the team to do daily tasks.

[Gang] Jiukui: I think it's better for you not to marry him.You see, what kind of man is he who dare not even say a word of liking?

[Gang] Thin into a lightning bolt: 9494, not a real man, how can he satisfy Master Yaoyao after marriage.

[Gang] Peach Yaoyao: Lightning, no one will treat you as dumb if you don’t speak [hehe]

[Gang] loves to eat zongzi: Jiukui, have you sold enough Guanzi?

[Gang] Jiukui: But, I can't bear to see him fall in love, so I'll ask him a question—Yaoyao, are you willing to marry Mr. Yijian?

[Gang] Master Yijian:? ? ?

If Jiukui was in front of her at this time, she would definitely spray him to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

It is conceivable that Mr. Yijian's black face with a question mark behind the screen, lying on his back and basking in the sun on the beach of Hawaii in the United States, could have been shot by an Iraqi gun.

[Gang] loves to eat zongzi: oh oh oh!I just said that you danced so happily in the national team last time, so it was to perform in front of Yaoyao!

[Gang] Annihilation of grievances and enmity with one shot: It's ok, the cover is so tight, and no news has been leaked.

[Gang] Soft Girl Harvester: Shocked!A wretched middle-aged man who coveted a beautiful young girl actually did such an unspeakable thing!

[Gang] Jiukui: Yaoyao, everyone knows the basics, it's better than marrying someone from another gang.

Strong ass!It’s also unbelievable that it can be used like this!It's really uplifting today!

[Gang] Mr. Yijian: Yaoyao, since the leader of the gang has said that, then let's make do with it.

Thinking about it with my toes, I know that Jiu Kui and Mr. Yi Jian have been ventilated just now, but it's a pity that the two of them have played in the gang channel for a long time, and the leading actor, Bingtanghuluwa, is still taking her with her like a normal person. Transport grain and grass.

[Gang] Jiukui: You see Yijian has spoken out, Yaoyao, do you agree or not.If you agree, let's hold a wedding tonight~

There was a commotion in the gang, and all kinds of blessings for an early birth and a happy marriage floated out.

Peach Yaoyao: Jiukui, he didn't respond at all.I suspect he doesn't watch gang channels at all.

Jiukui: Then you can't remind him to watch it!Are you stupid!

The play has reached this point, and it will be impossible if you don't save the scene.

Peach Yaoyao: I am really speechless to the gang leader.

Candied Haw Baby: What's wrong?

This guy really didn't look at the gang!

Peach Yaoyao: Look at the gang, he asked me to marry Mr. Yijian from our gang.

He didn't reply for a long time, Peach Yaoyao guessed that he was going to watch the gang channel.

Candied Haw Baby: If you can't stand your leader, you can go back to the Garden of Eden with me.Don't do these messy things there.

Peach Yaoyao really wanted to reach into the screen and give him two chestnuts, is that the point?Is he really here to be an undercover instigator?She broke her heart, broke the jar, and decided that if he didn't make it clear, she would never talk to him again.

Peach Yaoyao: Hey, no one is chasing me anyway, why don't I just marry, so as not to be ridiculed every day as a single dog.

After typing this sentence, she reached for the mineral water on the table, and before she unscrewed the bottle cap, she saw a message from Bingtanghuluwa.

Candied Haw Baby: How many WeChat accounts do you have?

She hurriedly put down the mineral water.

Peach Yaoyao: Why do you ask this.

Candied haws: how much?I'll add you.

Did he want to tell her on wechat?She was sure that he was no longer indifferent, and with a little expectation in her heart, she knocked her wechat number to him.

Peach Yaoyao: Master, he asked me for a WeChat account!

Jiukui: It's quite formal to confess...Yaoyao, come on!Only one step away from the goal!

Qi Yezhen took the phone with one hand and the bottle with the other, gulping down the water.She found that her heart was beating so hard that she was a little nervous.God, is he going to confess his love to her?

Soon, a small red dot appeared under the WeChat address book, and she clicked on it.

Liang Xuan.This name sounds really nice, this was Qi Yezhen's first reaction.His profile picture is very simple, it is a picture of blue sky and white clouds taken in the cabin.City S is filled in the area, and the distance between it and City B is exactly [-] kilometers.

The application information said "I am a candied haws baby".

She clicked the agree button, but still carefully put him in the category of netizens.She usually blocks this group when she posts on Moments related to reality, and they can only see her game sharing.

Liang Xuan: / smile

This seemingly simple expression actually has many complicated meanings behind it, but it is definitely not the superficial meaning.This is what Qi Yezhen learned from the article "The True Meaning of Various Expressions You Don't Know". As long as she and her friends send this expression, it means that something is not good.

Qi Yezhen typed the word "Hello", then clicked on a cute little black cat waving and sent it.

Liang Xuan: What are you doing?

Hazelnut Butter: Talking to you. /Smile

She clicked on Liang Xuan's circle of friends, and the big picture on the cover was the same as his profile picture.The content is pitifully small, there are only three photos without any description, and the release time has been two or three years ago.

One is the burning clouds in the distance taken from the driver's seat of the car, the other is the torrential rain taken from the co-pilot, and the other is the night scene of S city taken from the top floor of a high-rise building.

Simple and clean circle of friends.

Liang Xuan: Are you busy recently?

Hazelnut Butter: It's okay, you can relax on the weekends.

Hurry up, talk, talk, talk, I'm really anxious!This is imminent, what kind of homework are you still doing here.She responded to the news calmly, and with the other hand, she pinched the mineral water bottle to make a small hole.

Liang Xuan: What are you going to do on the weekend?

Hazelnut Jam: I live in the dormitory, there is no such thing as a single dog on weekends.

Liang Xuan: You are still young, you should enjoy the single life more.

Qi Yezhen's heart tightened inexplicably, and her rationality suddenly came online.No matter what he thinks of her, she must find out whether the other party is single or not. This is a matter of principle for her.

Hazelnut Butter: Also talk about me, you are so much older than me, you must not be single to make others not worry.

After typing this sentence, her palms were slightly sweaty.She pulled out a tissue and wiped it off.

Liang Xuan: I am not much older than you.

Hazelnut Jam: There is a generation gap between three years old, do you think there are several between us?

Liang Xuan: I have long legs, so I can step over.

Qi Yezhen found that he had subtly concealed the topic of whether he was single or not.

Hazelnut Butter: No, your girlfriend won't be happy.

Liang Xuan: Girlfriend?

Hazelnut Butter: Yes, don't you have a girlfriend?

Qi Yezhen tried her best not to care, and deliberately spoke to him in a confirming tone, but in fact, her inner thought was that he should quickly deny this guess.

Liang Xuan: You really care about me. /Smile

Qi Yezhen blushed inexplicably, she raised her eyes and saw the small mirror on the table, her ears slowly turned pink.

Hazelnut Butter: I just overheard it and didn't care.

Liang Xuan: Who said that.

Hazelnut spread: Forgot.

Of course she couldn't say that she had asked someone about her, so where should she put her face?

Liang Xuan: Rumors.

The only two words in the dialog box that popped up, like a breeze after a shower, swept away all the haze in her heart without a trace.

She really wanted to rush out of the dormitory immediately, and shouted through the loudspeaker in the corridor: "Hahahahahaha he's fucking single!"

Of course, just think about it.

Liang Xuan: I have something to do, so I'll get off first.You play first. /goodbye

Hello!Brother!etc!Have you forgotten the business!Your wife is still on the ground waiting to be picked up!

Qi Yezhen realized that she had never been so passive before, waiting for a man to confess would really be a matter of age.

Peach Yaoyao wanted to cry but had no tears, so she ran to Jiu Kui to complain.

Peach Yaoyao: Master, I'm back.

Jiukui: Hey, when will you get married?I'm going to advertise for you.

Peach Yaoyao: What kind of marriage are you getting married?He didn't say shit.

Jiukui: Damn it!So what did you two do just now?Have you discussed your life ideals?

Peach Yaoyao: Oh, it’s not like I didn’t say anything.At least I know he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Jiu Kui: ...Why are you asking about these things? Whether someone has a girlfriend or not is not the same thing as getting married in the game.Besides, do you believe everything he says?

Peach Yaoyao: He doesn't look like he's telling lies.

Jiukui: Hehe, you still know too little about men.Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, don't think too much about anything other than games, you will be disappointed.

Peach Yaoyao: I understand, you guys brag about being 18 centimeters in games, but actually a fraction is not bad.

Jiukui: Just say you don’t understand.We not only brag in the game, but also brag in reality—ah!Where are you talking!

Peach Yaoyao: Maybe he's really boring, but I'm just pretending to be passionate.

Jiukui: Hey, I'm worried for you two.It's true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the eunuchs are in a hurry-ah bah!Outsiders can tell that the two of you are still hiding things.If you want me to say, just ask him if you want to make an appointment.

Peach Yaoyao: I don't want to tell you, a little eunuch, it's just a bad idea.

Depressedly, Qi Yezhen took the Hello Kitty pillow behind her and buried her face in the soft pillow, showing her two big eyes watching the conversation between her and Liang Xuan over and over again.

Soon it was six o'clock, and Qi Yezhen's stomach started to growl.Recently, she was tired of eating in the cafeteria, so she ordered a pizza for delivery.

Looking at the chat records, she found that her avatar hadn't been changed since she broke up with Xiao Yuwen.This is one of the pictures of the couple.

She clicked to change the avatar, but after much deliberation, she didn't know what to change.Selfie headshot?It feels a little hypocritical.She opened the photo album with a swipe of her hand, and finally saw a back view of a trip to the island with her friends last summer vacation.

At that time, they were posing for a photo on the reef by the coast. She was facing the sea and her back was facing her friend. Her waist-length hair was rolled up by the sea breeze.The friend held her with one hand and took this half-back photo of her with the other.

She replaced the photo with her profile picture.

Switching back to the chat interface, Liang Xuan actually sent her nearly ten messages.

Liang Xuan: Yaoyao, are you there?

Liang Xuan: Yaoyao, can you help me get on the account and do the sea mission tonight.

Liang Xuan: I'm out to socialize and want to drink.

Liang Xuan: Do you know my number?

Liang Xuan: My account password is XXXXXXXX.

Liang Xuan: Thank you.

Liang Xuan: I love you.

Liang Xuan: Remember to help me.

The entire chat history, in Qi Yezhen's eyes, only condensed into two words - "Love you".

What does "love you" mean?She would say these two words intentionally or unintentionally when asking friends for help, which is basically equivalent to "thank you".But Bingtanghuluwa is not an ordinary person, he is much slower than the average person, will he also use the extended meaning of the word "love you"?

Peach Yaoyao seldom wants him to be an idiot, the more idiot the better, because for an idiot to "love you" is to love you, literally.

The first time he called her Yaoyao, he could make up the ambiguous tone of his gentle voice saying the two syllables of Yaoyao through the phone.She stabilized her agitated heart and started typing.

Hazelnut Butter: What's wrong with you?

Liang Xuan: Are you a demon?

Hazelnut Butter: I am.

Liang Xuan: Yaoyao, I still remember it now, but I may not remember it after a while.

Is he going to become a goldfish with only seven seconds of memory left?

Hazelnut Paste: Don't remember?

Liang Xuan: I'm drunk.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-￥%...%@&*@...@￥@

Hazelnut Butter:  …

Is this really drunk?They all started garbled.

Hazelnut Butter: Do you remember what you just said?

Liang Xuan: [shocked]

Liang Xuan: [eating melon]

Liang Xuan: [I was so scared that I sat on the ground]

Liang Xuan: %...*#...&&##& (#%

This also shows off the expression pack!It seems that he is really drunk.

Qi Yezhen took a deep breath in her heart, and said nothing.

Hazelnut Butter: I'll help you do it, but tomorrow you'd better explain to me what you mean above.

Liang Xuan: [shocked]

Liang Xuan: [eating melon]

Liang Xuan: [I was so scared that I sat on the ground]

Liang Xuan: *(&&*...&%￥￥#%￥###@￥@

Hazelnut Butter:  …

Peach Yaoyao ignored him and started to log into his game account.

The account number is an email address, and the password... should be his birthday and initials.

His birthday - Qi Yezhen looked at the string of numbers and couldn't believe that he was really only four or five years older than her.Four and a half years old to be exact.

One and a half generation gaps, not too wide, just right.