[Comprehensive + Sword III] Sword Dance Allure

As soon as Tang Shu's method came out, Lu Xiaofeng and Zhan Zhao were completely dumbfounded, Lu Xiaofeng silently took two steps back, Zhan Zhao... Zhan Zhao had a bitter face, "Does it have to be like this?"

"You're still thinking about the feasibility?" Lu Xiaofeng snapped, "Okay, you show up as a guard, anyway, I'm definitely not going to do it."

Tang Shu said, "It's not easy to be discovered."

"But being recognized is even worse."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I didn't expect it to be rumored all over the world tomorrow, that Lu Xiaofeng is actually a pervert who likes to wear women's clothes, it's too scary."

Zhan Zhao also trembled, making the last struggle, "I'm tall, so it doesn't suit me."

"It's okay." Shui Sanniang clapped her hands and said, "I'm not short either. I have two clothes that were made too big back then. I guess they're just right for you to wear."

Zhan Zhao: "..."

this, this, this...

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly wanted to hide, Tang Shu immediately said: "Don't forget, who spread the rumors about me and Guard Zhan all over the world."

"You two have this kind of relationship now." Lu Xiaofeng yelled.

The following words gradually weakened in Tang Shu's gaze, well, it didn't matter at that time, it was just a meeting and cooperation.

Therefore, it is good for a person to lose anything, just don't lose the reason.

The wronged Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to lose his integrity.

Seeing that he had nothing to say, Zhan Zhao could only wait helplessly.And Shui Sanniang was already looking for her clothes, but Tang Shu pointed at Lu Xiaofeng, "You can find it for him."

Lu Xiaofeng exploded immediately, "Why don't Zhan guards wear it?"

Tang Shu said, "He wears mine."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Oh."

Zhan Zhao didn't know what he thought of, his ears turned red again.In the next second, Tang Shu pushed him into the room and got a set of clothes at the same time.

On the other side, Shui Sanniang was also very excited to find clothes that were several sizes bigger than hers. Tang Shu only glanced at them and felt a little strange. No matter how big it was, it was impossible to buy it so big!

Don't ask her how she got that suit, the sword three system suit, the size will always fit, it all depends on what you look like.

Even if you are fat, you can probably wear it.

But the effect is...

What are the pieces of Qixiu's clothes... Tang Shu lowered his head and smiled, looking at Zhan Zhao who showed his arms and legs, he almost couldn't help but bend over laughing.

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Zhan Zhao was about to shrink back immediately, Tang Shu hurriedly said, "Don't, don't..." But he still didn't stop him.

On the other side, Lu Xiaofeng pushed open the door and came out, "What do you call clothes? Wear it like this and keep everyone looking at me, how can you not be recognized?"

Tang Shu burst out laughing when he saw it.

In fact, this set is better than hers, but it is still not the style that women often wear nowadays.Even Shui Sanniang didn't dress so revealingly.

Tang Shu glanced at the snake spirit thoughtfully, and had every reason to suspect that this oversized women's dress was left over from what she had worn before.

After Lu Xiaofeng came out and finished spraying, he went back and changed whatever he said.

Tang Shu didn't stop her either, after all, she couldn't go out dressed like that.

In fact, even if it was normal women's clothing, with Zhao Zhao and Lu Xiaofeng's looks, it would be unappreciable if they were not properly dressed and painted on their faces.Zhan Zhao is okay, at best, this girl looks more heroic, her face is a little more masculine, and her face is bigger.But Lu Xiaofeng...

Don't forget he still has two beards.

Even if he shaved, he still had to trim his eyebrows. His eyebrows were so thick that he didn't look like a girl's at all.Of course, Zhan Zhao's is not like...

So, Tang Shu was just playing with them in the beginning, and was not prepared to go out like this at all.

Of course, the main thing is to tease Zhan Zhao.

Lu Xiaofeng was just passing by, and he had a companion to accompany him, so the guard Zhan could feel more at ease.

After they changed their clothes again, Lu Xiaofeng came out and sat there, looked at Zhu Ting who was still smiling, and snorted, "Why are you laughing, it looks like you haven't worn it?"

The proprietress opened her mouth slightly, "What, he also wore it?"

"Of course." Lu Xiaofeng said: "He wasn't so fat when he was young, his mother caught him wearing a little girl's clothes, and even tied a small debate."

Zhu Ting let out a heck, "Aren't you the same, as if it's nothing to do with you."

Well, the disadvantages of growing up together are reflected, I understand too well, this is black history!

When the two of them were almost done, Tang Shu said, "Let's go, let's go to Li Garden to watch the excitement."

"What do you think?" Lu Xiaofeng said, "I don't want to show up."

Tang Shu said: "Who wants you to show up again? Don't you forget that you showed up in the capital yesterday. Even if you hurry up, you should still be in the capital at this time."

"Guard Zhan and I, of course."

"So, are you going to..." Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Tang Shu said: "Of course I'm going to sneak in. Let's just watch the excitement, and by the way...see if the bride needs help."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly understood, "You are trying to rob the bride!"

"Nonsense." Tang Shu scolded angrily, "Am I such a person?"

"Of course it is."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Anyway, you like pretty girls the most, and Lin Shiyin is said to be pretty."

While the few people were talking, they had already left Zhu Ting's place.

Tang Shu and Zhan Zhao walked on one side, Lu Xiaofeng had Shui Sanniang on the other side, Zhu Ting was a lazy person, and of course the proprietress didn't come out, so it was just the four of them.

The four of them were not ordinary people, so they walked fast and quickly followed the band.

Riding on the tall horse in front was a man in hi-clothes, probably Long Xiaoyun.Tang Shu glanced at it and thought, "You don't look very good!"

Looking at the sedan chair at the back, occasionally the curtain of the sedan chair was lifted by force, and the bride sitting inside could still be seen.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced carefully, "I didn't notice crying!"

"You can see this?" Shui Sanniang said.

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Of course, when the bride cries, even if she doesn't wet the handkerchief, it will still be on her clothes. If she doesn't have it, she will wipe her tears with an embroidered handkerchief, but the people in the sedan chair are completely No."

"So, even if there is some way to do it, Lin Shiyin is not completely unwilling."

"Miss Tang, your kindness this time may be in vain."

"Not necessarily." Tang Shu hooked his lips, and said with a smile: "The groom is still Long Xiaoyun, and whether the bride is Lin Shiyin, only God knows, and the bride herself knows."

Lu Xiaofeng asked strangely, "What do you mean?"

"That is to say, the person in the sedan chair is not Lin Shiyin." Shui Sanniang said.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Zhan Zhao again, and saw that the other party nodded to him, "That's definitely not Miss Lin."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Just now he was showing off so proudly, but now Daxia Lu was dumbfounded, "Oh, tell me what you noticed, why didn't I notice it."

Lu Xiaofeng firmly refused to believe that he was so bad, racked his brains thinking about what he saw when the car curtain was raised just now, but he couldn't find anything wrong with it.

I didn't see the face either!

Even if he could see his face, Zhan Zhao would be fine, but the other two had never seen Lin Shiyin, so how did they know it wasn't Miss Lin.

Lu Xiaofeng was completely puzzled.

They were still following the sedan chair, and when the sedan chair entered Li Garden, several people climbed over the wall from the backyard.

It was very lively inside and there were so many guests, Lu Xiaofeng pursed her lips, obviously disdainful, "Anyone of any importance in Jianghu didn't come, it seems that everyone knows what's going on."

If it is said that Li Xunhuan still has some face, but who is Long Xiaoyun, even if he takes over Li Yuan, some big shots don't care.

What's more, today's happy event is to win someone else's fiancee.

But even if the big people don't come, there are still many small people who come to join in.These people are more talkative, and the atmosphere is particularly lively.

Tang Shu and the others squatted on the roof, hiding themselves tightly.

He is not afraid of being discovered occasionally, after all, Tang Shu specially added a formula for his group that is not easy to be noticed by others.It's not that it won't be seen, but most people won't pay attention after seeing it.

Just like when some people ask him where something is, he says he doesn't know where it is, but when he finds out where it is later, he usually remembers it and knows where he saw it before.

But at that time, I just didn’t pay attention to it, and if others didn’t mention it, I would never think of it again.

A few people nestled on the roof, watching the bustling worship below.From worshiping heaven and earth to being sent to the bridal chamber, everything is very harmonious.

It seemed that Long Xiaoyun was also relieved.

Tang Shu sneered, thinking that you are actually afraid, after all, Lin Shiyin doesn't like you, and you are not as good as Li Xunhuan in every way, afraid that he will regret it in the end.

So at this time, when all the dust settled, he was greatly relieved, and the smile on his face was even bigger.

He started to toast the crowd.

Naturally, the people below couldn't stop complimenting him, and never mentioned Li Xun Huan.Even if someone mentioned it in two chats, they only said that Li Xun Huan did not hesitate to give up his fiancée and left.

With this said, Long Xiaoyun became a good person who helped his younger brother take care of his fiancée.

Lu Xiaofeng was sullen when he heard this, and wished he could go down and beat that man up, but Shui Sanniang beside him pulled him and said, "Don't worry, the best show is yet to come."

"What good thing?" Lu Xiaofeng became more and more puzzled.

However, no one explained it to him, so he could only continue watching.

Long Xiaoyun didn't toast for a long time, so he wanted to go back to the bridal chamber, and was joked that he was too anxious because of this.He just said that it is not good to keep Miss Lin waiting for a long time.

Only Tang Shu knew that this man surnamed Long probably felt uneasy if he was immature for a moment.

They followed Long Xiaoyun and a group of people who were going to make trouble in the bridal chamber to the new house. There were four maids guarding the outside, and four maids and two women inside. 'Lin Shiyin' was sitting on the bed with her head down, looking very shy.

Long Xiaoyun was so excited just by looking at it.

Xi Niang led him to sit on the other side of the bed, holding hands with Lin Shiyin.The other bride immediately squatted down and tied the corners of their clothes together.

Meaning, "the bride and groom will be united forever."

Another girl brought a cup of wine, one to Long Xiaoyun, and one to the bride 'Lin Shiyin', and let the two drink the cup of wine.

The joyful words are put out one after another without any money, and the bed is sprinkled with longan, lotus seeds, red dates and peanuts, which imply early birth to a precious child.

After all the rules were finished, Xi Niang handed over Xi Scale.

"The groom's official lifts the hijab."

A group of people waiting outside the door to make a bridal chamber suddenly made a fuss, firstly because of the atmosphere, and secondly, not everyone here has seen Lin Shiyin, and they all want to know how beautiful this beauty is.

With a smile on his lips, Long Xiaoyun picked up the scale and gently lifted the hijab, "Shiyin... you, who are you?"

To the back, he suddenly exclaimed.

I saw that the hijab was lifted, but the person sitting inside was not Lin Shiyin, but another woman.Long Xiaoyun had never seen this woman before, so he just felt frightened, "Where is Shiyin, where did you get Shiyin?"

The woman took off all the rest of the hijab, her appearance was not absolutely beautiful, but she was by no means ugly either.

I saw her standing up, just standing opposite Long Xiaoyun, not afraid of his wrath, and said very calmly, "I was you who carried the big sedan chair in the door, passed the brazier, worshiped, and drank The newlywed wife who gave a glass of wine. Everyone has seen this, so why have you forgotten it? "

Everyone thought yes, everyone watched all the way...

But Long Xiaoyun didn't believe it, and pointed at the two women and eight maids and got angry, "What's going on with you, I can't stand anyone, she is definitely not the one who worships me."

"it's me."

The woman said: "We have worshiped the hall and made an oath. If you betray me, you will be hit by thunder."

"I do not believe."

Long Xiaoyun chuckled, "I'm telling you, quickly return Shiyin to me, or I'll make you look good."

"It's really me." The woman said, "Even if I'm not Lin Shiyin, I'm already married to you. Could it be that you have a demonic disease, and it's clear that I'm the one who married you, but you still think about my brother's fiancée. Invitation It's just a matter of time, but today's wedding day is still making trouble."

When she said this, it seemed that this was the truth.

After all, it seems more reasonable for the elder brother to miss his younger brother's fiancee to the point of losing his mind than for the older brother to marry the younger brother's fiancee.

After all, everyone needs face, and everyone thinks this is a bit weird.

At this moment, he couldn't help but doubt the veracity of the rumors in Jianghu.

When Long Xiaoyun saw it, he became even angrier, "Nonsense, tell me quickly, where did you get Shiyin, where is she, where is she?"

"I'm not talking nonsense."

The woman still smiled happily, and her tone was very calm, "If you don't believe me, you go out and say that you don't want me, and see if God will respond."

This, how could God respond, otherwise so many people swear every day, and no one is really hacked!

Long Xiaoyun also obviously didn't believe it, he went out and said loudly: "Heaven bear witness to me, I, Long Xiaoyun, married Lin today..." With a click, a big thunder struck beside him.

Long Xiaoyun: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone unconsciously took a few steps back, fearing that the disaster would spread.

Lu Xiaofeng found it very interesting, and now he has figured it out, probably this bride is not human at all.But Tang Shu and the others were unable to identify him at a glance. It was not because his eyesight was too poor that they didn't notice anything strange.It's that others can see through the girl's body, but he can't.

Lin Shiyin must be human, this girl is not human, so naturally she is not the real Lin Shiyin.

It's just that this girl really has the ability to attract thunder from the sky.Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but ask the three knowledgeable people next to him, "What's going on, she has a high level of morality?"

"Not high." Shui Sanniang said, "It's nothing more than cause and effect."

Different from people, they ghosts are still very cautious about their oaths, just because God is more sensitive to their oaths.But even though Long Xiaoyun was a human being, the one who swore with him was a demon, so it was normal for him to be heard.

As soon as he finished his oath, the promise was about to be broken here. It would be abnormal if the heavens did not send lightning to strike him.

Lu Xiaofeng understood, and quickly covered his mouth, "It seems that I have to be careful when I speak in the future."

Shui Sanniang smiled, but said nothing.

Down below Long Xiaoyun was already startled, but the woman had already come out, "Sir, what are you doing, don't you want to kill yourself?"

Long Xiaoyun broke down and said, "Go away, go away."

"You would rather die than admit that you are married to me?" the woman pretended to be sad.

Long Xiaoyun was about to cry, "Stop talking nonsense, I don't know you at all, and I didn't marry you."

As soon as the words fell, there was a click, and another one fell next to it.

Long Xiaoyun: "..."

This person has to believe in evil. After two consecutive times, when the girl asked again: "Don't you admit it now?", Long Xiaoyun had no choice but to nod.

He nodded and flew, "Yes, you are the one I married."

There was no more thunder falling from the sky, but Lu Xiaofeng almost laughed out loud.He likes to see this kind of selfish people who disregard brotherhood, friendship, and selfishness the most.

Seeing this scene now, how could he be unhappy.

The other people below also looked the same, although they felt that it was a bit embarrassing to know about it when they were about to have a bridal chamber after attending the wedding.

But still smiled and congratulated, and comforted Long Xiaoyun: "Sister-in-law is also very beautiful, don't be dissatisfied."

"That's right, man, it's not just this time, I want to open it up." The man thought, Lin Shiyin, you don't need to think about others, no matter how they think about it, it is impossible for them to be your concubine!

Long Xiaoyun didn't want to admit his fate, and asked, "Where's Shiyin?"

Although I don't know why this woman is so evil, but Lin Shiyin is indeed missing. When everyone finds out about this, they will definitely be able to expose this witch.

But this time, he thought about it again.

I saw that the bride was not worried at all, but said: "Miss Lin is the cousin of this family, so she is fine. It's just that she has been feeling cold for the past two days and is not comfortable to show up, so she has been kept in the house."

"Which room is it in? I want to see it." Long Xiaoyun didn't budge.

The bride smiled and said: "It's in Lengxiang Xiaozhu, we can go now, and everyone can go together. Just remember not to get too close, so as not to be infected."

"No defense no defense."

Everyone hurriedly said: "We big and rough people are not so delicate."

In this way, everyone went to Lengxiang Xiaozhu.

Lin Shiyin was walking around inside anxiously with hesitation on her face. She was afraid that things would not work out, and she was also worried that there would be trouble, until the bride came to call her.

"Miss Lin, before we enter the bridal chamber, let's come and see you."

Upon hearing these words, Lin Shiyin knew that it was a foregone conclusion.

She grew up so big, she had never done such a big thing, and it was the first time she didn't listen to Li Xun Huan's words.At this moment, I don't know what it feels like in my heart, I just know that it is, she doesn't regret it.

Lin Shiyin suppressed all the thoughts in her heart, and walked out slowly, "Congratulations."

Long Xiaoyun seemed to lose his mind for an instant, not knowing how to react.

But the crowd can completely ignore him, just talking one by one, talking cheerfully, and asking about Li Xun Huan's whereabouts, Lin Shiyin answered them one by one.

Lu Xiaofeng watched from the roof and said with emotion: "Although I'm glad Miss Lin doesn't have to marry a scum like Long Xiaoyun, but what about that girl..."

"Could it be that because she is not as good-looking as Miss Lin, she can be paired with this kind of scum?"

"Of course not." Tang Shu said, "This girl is willing."

Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled, "She likes Long Xiaoyun very much."

Shui Sanniang nodded, "That's what she likes very much, and based on her preferences, even if you go and make Long Xiaoyun a few hundred times worse, she will not change her mind, she will only be more determined."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't believe it, "There are people with such a personality in this world... No, no matter what she is, she can't possibly be like this!"

"No," Tang Shu said, "There is one thing, exactly like this."

Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "What is it?"

Tang Shu said: "Dung beetle."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...shit, dung beetle!?"