[Comprehensive + Sword III] Sword Dance Allure

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes back and forth, as if he was about to come up with an idea.Zhu Ting deliberately interrupted him, put away the tools in his hand, "I'm hungry."

The two proprietresses immediately went to the kitchen to prepare food.

Zhan Zhao took a look at the past, turned his head and said in a low voice, "It looks like we don't plan to do much, Miss Tang, should we go out and eat before coming back?"

Tang Shu shook his head.

Ask him in a low voice, "What food is being prepared inside."

"I didn't see it clearly, and I couldn't recognize it, but the one on the chopping board is pork." Zhan Zhao said.

Tang Shu rolled his eyes, and immediately said to him: "Go, tell the kitchen, just say that Zhu Ting wants to eat vegetarian today, for a change."

Zhan Zhao left without saying a word.

Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng was amazed, "Miss Tang, I really didn't expect that after the Zhan guard followed you, he would even be willing to do such a thing."

"What is this kind of thing?" Tang Shu glanced at him and said nonchalantly.

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Of course it's a fake news."

"It's not a big deal." Tang Shu said: "What's more, Xiao Zhu has already eaten so richly, and his health is not good. It's time to lose weight."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't believe her words at all, and only said: "I think you have other plans."

"How can such a trivial matter as eating a vegetarian or a meat meal have another purpose." Tang Shu said lightly, and Lu Xiaofeng thought about it too.

But he was especially worried, and even ran to the kitchen to watch.

But he is not Zhu Ting, even if it is Zhu Ting, he may not watch the proprietress cook every day.Looking at the hands of the proprietress, it doesn't seem like someone who cooks often... So even Zhu Ting may not be able to tell which is his wife when cooking, let alone Lu Xiaofeng, an outsider.

So it didn't take long for him to come back with a disappointed face, and he didn't find any problems at all.

"Who is it?" He leaned over and asked Tang Shu, "Why can't I see it at all?"

Tang Shu said: "Then let's see."

Lu Xiaofeng could tell that, Tang Shu was obviously planning to see a joke.But this also indirectly proves that there is no danger.

It stands to reason that if he is sure that there is no danger, he should turn around and leave immediately, without staying here for a moment at Zhu Ting.But there was no way, this matter was too bizarre and interesting, he couldn't help but want to stay a little longer.

The food was ready soon, Tang Shu asked Lu Xiaofeng, "Would you like to eat in the past, or eat with us."

Lu Xiaofeng looked over here, then over there, and immediately decided to go to Zhu Ting's table to watch a show.But he still said in a very high-sounding manner: "I'd better go there and not disturb the world of the two of you."

But after a while...

When he saw the green vegetables on the table, and Tang Shu's side had boiled pork slices, deep-fried octopus, and savory Dongpo pork, he forgot what he had said in an instant.

I saw that he had no position and sat back again, "I thought about it, I'd better sit here and eat, the atmosphere over there is even weirder."

"Oh, it's delicious and fragrant." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but said.

Tang Shu thought in his heart that it was, the dishes she made today were the ones she had saved in modern times.After all, the seasoning is better, and it is made by a well-known chef, and the cooking techniques of later generations are much more mature and improved, and the taste must be better.

Such a delicious meat dish, Lu Xiaofeng had already eaten it in his mouth, but there was a snake spirit that didn't.

Snake essence is also good meat!

A few days ago, I could get some meat at least, but today there was only watery green leafy vegetables on the table, so I didn't have much appetite.

In fact, not only did she have no appetite, Zhu Ting also had no appetite.

But from his appearance, you can tell that he also loves to eat meat, and the table is all vegetarian, and the oil used for cooking is all vegetarian, how can he love to eat.

If there is no meat and vegetables, there is a table next to Piansheng.

Zhu Ting thought about going over for a while, and saw Lu Xiaofeng again, thinking that he would definitely be laughed at.But after thinking about it, he wondered why he should be afraid of Lu Xiaofeng.

So he stood up and sat down, "I'll try it too."

Lu Xiaofeng immediately said: "As the master, you can just not invite our guests to dinner, but you still come to take the guests' meals, what's the reason?"

Zhu Ting did not show any weakness, "If there is no guest like you, I would certainly invite you."

The two proprietresses over there looked a little greedy, and couldn't help but licked their lower lips.The other clapped his chopsticks, as if to be angry that Zhu Ting didn't like her cooking.But at a glance, I saw a "me" sitting on the opposite side, still looking at the other party with a gentle face, as if I would eat if I wanted to, and I didn't care about me, and I held back in an instant.

Forbearance, forbearance, I will bear it, wait until I catch your pigtail, the proprietress gritted her teeth and thought bitterly.

Since there were two proprietresses at once, Zhu Ting rested alone during this time, and the two proprietresses found a guest room for each.Now that Tang Shu and others are here, Lu Xiaofeng doesn't care about Zhu Ting at all, and divides the room very rudely, and the three of them occupy another room.

Zhu Ting's eyes widened, but he didn't stop him. It seemed that he was angry on the surface, but he didn't care in his heart.

Tang Shu thought about these two awkward people.

She didn't say much, and went back to the room with Zhan Zhao, changed the sheets and quilts and put on her own, fetched water for a little wash, and then rested.

In fact, it is not dirty without washing. After all, there is a cleansing technique, but the feeling of cold water is really refreshing, and I am too used to it.

Lu Xiaofeng wasn't so particular about it, she brushed her teeth and went to bed.

In Mr. Lu's eyes, it's not a problem to eat and sleep in the open, not to mention that it's time to go to bed at night, so there's no need to wash your face or do anything.

He didn't even move the quilt, just lay on his back on the bed, with his legs crossed face up, thinking about today's events bit by bit.

Suddenly, the door opened.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't look back, but he knew someone was coming in, he could hear footsteps.

It was a woman, and she was very handsome, judging from the sound of her footsteps when she landed.She was still walking very slowly, shaking every step, and slowly came over.

A hand reached out to the bed and slowly touched his body.A person moved up, his body was cold...

Lu Xiaofeng grabbed the hand, "You are that snake spirit."

The other party blew into his ear and asked, "What do you think?"

"You are." Lu Xiaofeng was sure, and, "I've already guessed who you are."

Next door, Tang Shu pulled up the quilt and covered his head.He thought to himself: "What am I doing to sleep next to Lu Xiaofeng, why do I have to hear such noises?"

After a while, she sat up abruptly, took two earplugs and stuffed them in her ears.

but,

Zhu Ting, how did you do it in your house, so there is no sound insulation?

Tang Shu couldn't take it anymore and kicked down the wall. The two of them restrained themselves a bit.Only then did she snort coldly, and went back to the room to sleep. A night... was considered a good sleep.

Early the next morning, Tang Shu had just woken up when he heard the commotion in the next room again.This time it wasn't an inconvenient voice, but Lu Xiaofeng wanted to catch this fake proprietress.But the latter dodged it, and then ran out of the room.

Lu Xiaofeng chased after him without saying a word, and grabbed the proprietress when he saw it, "San Niang, you changed back last night, why are you pretending this morning..."

With a "slap", the proprietress slapped him solidly, "You let me go."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng let go of his hand in a daze, he could already tell that the lady in front of him was definitely a genuine lady boss.What about Shui Sanniang...

Shui Sanniang was on the other side, smiling heartily.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng was extremely helpless, "Is this fun?" He covered his face and asked with a bitter face.

Shui Sanniang said: "It's quite fun!"

What else could Lu Xiaofeng say, but he couldn't say anything.

It just so happened that Tang Shu and Zhan Zhao came out and greeted Shui Sanniang one after another. It was not surprising at all, obviously they knew about it a long time ago.

"You all know that I'm the only one who co-authored it!" Lu Xiaofeng said dissatisfied.

Zhan Zhao answered honestly, "It was early this morning that Zhan found out that the person posing as the proprietress yesterday was Miss Shui."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Tang Shu again, "What about her, she must have known about it long ago."

"Yes!" Tang Shu said, "But it's not too late for Daxia Lu to know, last night..."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly jumped up, "Don't say it, don't say it." After all, Tang Shu is still a woman, why is she even more vulgar than him.

Shui Sanniang smiled coquettishly at the side, no wonder she was able to pretend to be the proprietress so much, probably because the two of them really looked alike when they laughed.

That is to say, if you show your identity, you don't have to eat breakfast as awkwardly as last night.Shui Sanniang was very generous and went out to the restaurant to pack two tables of dishes, and asked someone to deliver them.

"These days I've been really bad at myself, my appetite is like a quail, which makes my eyes shine every night, and I want to catch mice and eat them."

She complained solemnly, while picking up a chicken leg for herself, and ate it in two or three bites until there was only one bone left.

Then he looked at Tang Shu and said dissatisfiedly, "You were still greedy for me last night."

"That's why you came here to pretend to be someone else out of nowhere, or could it be like this?" Tang Shu didn't feel guilty, but added, "Besides, although you didn't eat mice at night, didn't you also eat people?"

Shui Sanniang glared at her reproachfully, and continued to eat contentedly.

After eating almost, Tang Shu asked: "What's the matter with you, it's not just for fun!"

Shui Sanniang said, "Half and half!"

While she was speaking, she stuffed another rib into her mouth, and when it came out, there was only one rib left. "I don't know if you guys have noticed, but there are some little ghosts and little ghosts lately, and they don't have one."

Tang Shu and Zhan Zhao looked at each other, and they both thought of what Zhang Jia and the two priests said, so they nodded.

Lu Xiaofeng was at a loss, "What else is there?"

Shui Sanniang didn't look at him, and just said, "I don't think I'm a good person, but I still have two little snakes under my hands. They came to me a while ago and said that I've been in a bad mood lately, thinking about doing bad things." , and want to eat people."

"To tell you the truth, these two little snakes have always been the most aloof. They have been practicing in the deep mountains, and they rarely even come out of the mountains. In the past, let alone human flesh, even pork was only cooked. .And he is very timid, he dare not do even the slightest bad thing, for fear of being liquidated by Taoist priests.”

"So it doesn't feel right to say that they want to do bad things, want to eat human flesh."

Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "It seems to be bewitched by something."

Tang Shu also suddenly remembered that the Painted Skin Ghost just woke up recently, could it be related to it?

Shui Sanniang went on to say: "I found a few other little demons, and found that there were more or less problems in this area. I just heard that the imperial court appointed you as a national teacher, so I wondered if it was related to this matter. But I really don't want to go to the capital, so I can only think of letting you come to me."

What happened after that was that Shui Sanniang heard that Zhu Ting had a kind of signal flare, once it was sent, it could be fired repeatedly, which was amazing.

The important thing is that people can see it even in the capital.

So she wanted to borrow it, thinking it was the fastest way.But Zhu Ting didn't agree, and didn't take her seriously.

Shui Sanniang said: "I didn't even hesitate to kill him. He wasn't fooled. I don't believe there is such a good man in this world, so I became his wife, trying to see if he can recognize her."

The proprietress was very angry, "You didn't trick him, but you made me hard."

"And his thing is a signal flare. I put it here and others help him put it elsewhere. It's like a beacon. How can I pass it on to whomever I want."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The only one who can understand it is me, except the court people."

"People from the imperial court?" Tang Shuqi asked.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "The emperor thinks that Zhu Ting's thing is very useful, and he also made improved bows and arrows for the court, so the emperor attaches great importance to his safety."

The reason why Zhu Ting had kept so many secrets in his head all these years, but no one dared to touch him was because of Lu Xiaofeng and the emperor.

The proprietress said: "As soon as the beacon fire was released, the imperial court came, but he sent them away again, saying that they were misplaced."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I always let it go like this, I won't come next time."

"Will love come or not?" Zhu stopped.

But having said that, Tang Shu also understands that next time there are fireworks going off, Lu Xiaofeng's face will still change, and he will still rush over immediately.Zhu Ting might not trust the people of the imperial court, but he absolutely believed that Lu Xiaofeng would definitely come.

Because they are such friends.

Only then did Shui Sanniang understand, "So I tossed about for a long time and tricked you into releasing the fireworks. Maybe Miss Tang doesn't know what it means?"

"I definitely don't know."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "If I didn't happen to be in the National Teacher's Mansion at that time, they would at most find the person who set off fireworks in the capital."

"If that person ran faster, he wouldn't be able to find him at all," Zhu Ting said coolly.

Because those who are willing to set off fireworks for him may not be willing to get into trouble for him.These people all run away after they are released, and no one will know who did it.

It's just because the person who spreads the fireworks doesn't need to ask him for news, and he can't ask him, so there's no need to stay longer.

It was also because of good luck this time, that's why Tang Shu came with Lu Xiaofeng.

Shui Sanniang understood, nodded, but said: "It's good to find Lu Xiaofeng, he likes these weird things the most, maybe he can find out something."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Thank you so much for trusting me."

Shui Sanniang said: "It's good that you know."

Tang Shu and Zhan Zhao were silently thinking about what was going on.The word bewitching sounds so similar to the evil emperor's relic that fell out of the painting.

Do I have to go to the painting again...

At this moment, there was a burst of joy outside the street, as if someone was welcoming their relatives.The firecrackers also sounded together, which looked very lively.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered something, "Did I ask Chu Liuxiang when Long Xiaoyun and Lin Shiyin got married?"

Of course not, you just ask people if you want to go.

Before Tang Shu said that, Zhu Ting said, "Isn't it today?"

"You sent me an invitation card." He instructed the proprietress, "Go get it and show it to everyone."

The proprietress quickly took the invitation back, and Lu Xiaofeng laughed when she saw it. The invitation was not kept properly, it was stuffed somewhere, it was dirty and gray, and it was discounted.

"I'm not planning to go, so why keep this?" Zhu Ting said, "Besides, I just want to go. If I don't get the invitation, how dare he not let me in?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said: "Yes, yes, you are the best!"

"It's very perfunctory at first glance." Zhu Ting said dissatisfied.

But then, he looked at the invitation with disdain again, "Who does Long Xiaoyun think he is, the emperor would not be stupid enough to send me an invitation for his birthday. I don't need to make friends with him, I still Are you afraid that there will be no business to do?"

"On the contrary, he has to bring me a lot of money when he needs it. Is this person a little unrepentant, and still wants me to give him presents. It's a good idea!"

Lu Xiaofeng responded in a rare way: "He also wanted to invite me, but unfortunately the person he sought was too incompetent, so the invitation didn't come over."

"Oh, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua are not going either."

After all, if the two said they would not go, they would definitely not go. What's more, these two people were still at the National Teacher's Mansion in the capital yesterday, and they must be fighting for wine now, so it is impossible for them to appear here.

Thinking of wine, he felt a little regretful, "It's a pity, I gave up a lot of good wine just to come to you."

Zhu Ting was upset again, "Then you can go back and drink as much as you want."

"You think I don't want to?" Lu Xiaofeng also said to him: "But I'm afraid when I go back, those two drunkards have already snatched all the wine, so it would be nice if I had a bottle left."

In the blink of an eye, the two were about to quarrel again.

Tang Shu couldn't take it anymore, and said, "Why don't we go out and have a look, I haven't seen it yet, what is it like for people here to get married."

"No." Lu Xiaofeng said, "I won't give that hypocritical Long Xiaoyun a face."

Tang Shu looked at Zhan Zhao, who asked a little aggrieved, "Do you have to go?"

"Go." Tang Shu said.

Zhan Zhao seemed a little reluctant, but still nodded, "If that's the case, let's go!"

Lu Xiaofeng is not Zhan Zhao, he listens to Tang Shu.He immediately jumped up, "No, I won't go even if you give me three bottles of wine."

While talking, his eyes stared over, obviously waiting for wine.

Zhu Ting snorted coldly, because he looked down on him in particular.

But Lu Xiaofeng didn't care about him, he just looked at Tang Shu.However, Miss Tang didn't take out the wine this time, she just said: "I don't want to give him a face, so we can go in disguise."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'm not Sikong Zhaixing, I don't know this stuff."

Zhan Zhao said, "Me neither."

Tang Shu looked at Shui Sanniang, and Shui Sanniang said, "Don't look at me, I don't understand either. The reason why I was able to pretend to be the proprietress before was because I got a bead by chance, but it can only be used once."

If someone else came over, it would be painful and difficult to keep them at this time. You just used such precious beads so casually.

However, the people present were all people who didn't regard the baby as a baby, so no one said anything.Just returned to the original point again, "how to pretend?"

"Well," Tang Shu thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Otherwise I'll dress up as a man, and you two will dress up as women, so no one will think it's the three of us."

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

You won't come for real, this way is super stupid... Anyway, I won't do it, Lu Xiaofeng thought.